Late Night Drive with Ellie & Michaela

This week the girlies discuss how Controversy might just be the easiest capital a public figure can muster… Controversy on the internet may seem like a bad thing, but it has built billionaire careers and been the lifeblood of countless celebrities from the internet to the big screen. Of course sometimes… things go too far to come back from. This week’s Roadside Attraction is the Taylor/Joe *rumored* divorce (prayers for Ellie) & early convos include- ironically behaving like a tradwife to learn how to cook, farm camp, and the shocking revelation that perhaps we have never been truly known by a partner bc they don’t care enough to interrogate whether their idea of us is true? Tune in for more…. VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode marks the start of our first two part series! This week Ellie & Michaela dive into the world of Celebrity Beauty Brands and investigate the recent boom in the industry. How profitable are the brands? How involved are the celebrities? Why do consumers love them so much? Featuring this week’s Roadside Attraction: Ranch Girl, and conversations about social anxiety, tornados, the lazy girl’s wellness guide & more! Tune in again next week as we look into Part 2- Controversy Sells. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode gets into personal experiences of abortion, in stories graciously sent to us by listeners. Michaela also discusses her own abortion story & answers questions from the audience. This week we have implemented The Roadside Attraction, our person of the week to stop the car and point at. Get off your ass and talk about the Vagina Phrenology Lady. We also discuss Spring, Q2 goals, the various Religious Holidays occurring rn & more. :) Thank you again to everybody who submitted a story, we appreciated each and every one so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Step on up boys and girls & grab your peanuts. This week Ellie & Michaela discuss the Circus, clowns, and P.T. Barnum as the WORST Showman on Earth. What happens when a clown and a fireman walk into a brothel? This episode is half chatty and half a spin around the circus ring. :) In an absolute SHOCK to us all… the history is darker than we remember. Early chats range from Sydney Sweeneycore to Donald Trump barricading himself in Mar-A-Lago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ellie & Michaela are pulling into a rest stop to answer listener-submitted questions & gab about the ~journey~. Chatting about improving friendships, life after college, having KIDS?😳 and more… how much more? You’ll have to get in the van. We have candy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, the girlies chat about The History of Sanitation! They take a deep dive into the story of Ignaz Semmelweis, and how trying to get people to wash their hands wound him up in an asylum. Digressions include: the hallways of Versailles, the Community Sponges of Rome, the imminent reincarnation of the Wooly Mammoth, and the age old question: do white people know how to wash? SOURCES: 1. How a 19th Century Doctor’s Tried to Get His Peers to Wash Their Hands – Weird History YouTube Video. 2. Keep it clean: The suprising 130-year history of Handwashing – Amy Fleming 2020, Article. 3. What Was Hygiene Like In The Victorian Era? – Weird History YouTube Video 4. What Hygiene was like in Colonial America – Weird History YouTube Video Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From the ancient temples of Mesopotamia, to the streets of Rome, to the writings of Sigmund Freud and the American leather bars, BDSM has been a present yet ever-changing facet of sexuality and spiritualism. In this episode, Ellie & Michaela talk about the stories and psychology of Bondage, Dominance, Sadism and Masochism from the past to the present. Digressions include: The Ellussy Trials & Being Scouted at Trader Joe’s. CUTE CORRECTION: Ellie refers to the DSM-5 but she means the DSM-4 :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

a BIG announcement!! welcome to LND-- phase two ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi sweetie pies!!!!!!! Big episode so make sure you listen to the end ;) We are talking: -me being forced to run -valentine's day pep talk!!!! -your worst valentine's days -"am I a pariah for sex on the second date?" voicemail -announcement!!! Love you!!!!!! See you next week!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi sweet potatoes! This week's episode is short and sweet as we prepare for a Big Change!!!! We're talking: -crotchless panties logistics? -deepfake/AI pornography -Am I The Asshole? -cognitive distortions And much more! Love you deeply, have the best week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi sweet potatoes! Are you experiencing seasonal depression? Cool. Same. Today we're talkin: -the January blues -the 3 things method -cringy texters -turning f buddies into pals -slut shaming And so much more!! Love u, have the best week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi cuties :) This week it's just me and you! We're covering: -Date updates (I lived, huge!) -Mantras for first dates -Fitness culture and dating apps -First world problems and therapy And probably more, I recorded at night so it feels like a phone call with my pals and I was very sleepy! Love you so much and hope it's the best week yet~ VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi!!! I missed you guys!! Our first episode back is a fun one, I brought the groupchat girlies on to set the tone for a fun new year. We're discussing: -our delusional 2023 goals -describing our dream man (boils down to Is Nice To Me) -my near-death experience on NYE -why the girlies think I'm going to be murdered And so so so much more (we are chatty broads). Love you and next week will be a full voicemail ep so make sure to send those in!! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Heyyyy kiddos! This week I've once again got my buddy Zach Schiffman with me to add a little spice, a little flair. We are chatting about: -company holiday party etiquette -company holiday party horror stories -is it fair to have a height preference when dating? -a voicemail that I can't spoil for you And so, so much more. Like, so much. Lots of tangents this time around. Love you very much cuties have the best week!! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi cuties! This week we're chattin': -saturn's return and career scaries -the madonna/whore dichotomy -what my therapist said to me this week -are bad texters actually just shady? And much more! Love you, have the best week! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hiii besties! Hope you had the best thanksgiving, but apparently many of you did not. Today, we're doin' : -cursed thanksgiving tier list -casual dating etiquette -why the 'men r trash era' is important -is it ever worth reaching out to an ex-friend?? love you lots and lots!! have the best week, i'll catch ya next time :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello my friends! I am very sick so today's episode is short and sweet. However!! We are covering: -Holiday gift guides for the most niche people on your lists -How much enthusiasm should I put into the talking phase?? -How can I jump-start my post-breakup glow-up? Love u very much, have the best thanksgiving and I will see you next week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi sweet angels! This week my friend Dana (@danahasson) joins me to answer some fun voicemails. We're talkin': -my life backup plan -tarot cards-- I read Dana's future (am I magic??) -Dating in NYC -Help! Guys keep asking me for threesomes? -Help! We're relationship girles feeling stuck in college hookup culture -Help! I walked in on my boyfriend watching porn in the middle of the night?? And much more. Dana is the best, make sure you follow her on Tik Tok for amazing baking videos!! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello my sweet chickens. Today there's a lot to discuss (as usual) so let's get into it! We're chattin' : -What on earth is going on in the house of commons??? -Kanye and Elon -Help! I don't feel pretty :/ -Is this friendship worth saving? -Breakup script and people pleasing -Past trauma affecting current relationships -Am I being dramatic about my mental health? -Help! My friend is getting married and i'm FREAKING OUT! And much much more. Love you have a great week!!! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 8472820462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi sweet friends! This week I have the incredibly intelligent and inspirational Haley Hoffman Smith (@haleyhoffmansmith on TikTok) joining me in the passenger seat and I know you guys are going to love her! We're talking: -multiverse theory? -manifesting -training your brain -help! one of my friends is constantly negative! -help! I'm jealous of my friend when we go out! -help! I feel self-conscious when I post online! And much more. Love you guys, hope you're loving midnights!!!! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I have never in my LIFE yelled at a man like this!!! Oh besties, this is an EPISODE. I've got bad news and a whole lot to say about it. Luckily, I'm joined by hilarious and insightful friend of the show Zach Schiffman to get me through. There's a lot of swearing, a couple tears, some armchair psychology, and a story that might make you never, ever eat shrimp again. Then, we get into some breakup best practices to get you through and we have a quick chat about age gaps as well! I love you guys and can't even tell you how much your sweet (and evil) comments about this man have meant to me. Have the best week!!! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello hello! Much to discuss today!! Including, but not limited to: -Productive wallowing -Drama Corner: Try Guys SNL skit -Sexting tips (not mine, yours, don't worry) -How to stop second-guessing yourself -Fall date ideas! And much more!! Love u very much, have a great week! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's episode was genuinely a blast to record. On the agenda this week: -the Official Red Flag Tier List (link to make your own) -Moving in with your S.O. -Help! I am not being wooed! -Dressing like a 'grownup' and finding your personal style And so much more!! Love you guys have a great week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's up angels!! Every voicemail this week was simply chock-full of red flags. Like, I know it's cuffing szn, but I'm begging you to not settle for whatever is going on here!! Anyway, this week we're talking: -meeting your SO’s’ friends! tips, tricks, how to feel less nervous -why do I feel bad after having a casual hookup? -is dating someone with diff political beliefs a deal breaker? -how do you bring up ‘going slow’? -is a partner having strong opinions on your clothes/where you go an automatic red flag? -career burnout -americans who think they can fight geese And so much more! Love you have the best week xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hiii besties! Today we have the smart, hilarious, and talented Jarvis Johnson (@jarvis) joining us in the passenger seat! We're covering a lot, including (but not limited to) -Dying alone -"Help! My friends hung out with my ex behind my back!" -Finally, an answer to the Cage Match Animal problem -Awkward Celebrity Encounters -Getting started in content creation And much more!! Make sure you check out Jarvis' youtube channel and his podcast, Sad Boyz. Love you guys, have the best week <3 :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi angels!! This week we've got a lot to go over including: -Drama corner: Don't Worry Darling, RIP Queen Elizabeth, Trisha Paytas -I feel like I lost my 20s to the pandemic, how do I feel young and fun again? -How to use Bumble BFF -Your worst first date stories!! -Your Autumn vibe suggestions -How do i tell my fam/bf that I need to start therapy? -Help! I forget how to talk in high pressure social situations! Plus a little shrimp update and so much more!! Love you guys, have the best week <3 VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's up besties! This week we're talking: -What does it actually mean to take things slow? -Help! I'm in my first relationship and idk what i’m doing! -Balancing friendships and relationships -What's our fall vibe gonna be? -Disagreeing with your partner -Friend breakup perspective -Feminism and tradwife mentality And much more including date updates!! Love you deeply, have the best week <3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello!! Fun episode today and I try to give a nice balance of good, solid, non-toxic advice and... uh, "u could just lie". Plus an update on shrimp cocktail man and all of this: -First year of college tips -Help, I like one of my friends!! -Help, I said something insane!! -Is it anti feminist to think a man should pay for the date? -Dealing with embarrassment -Mental health medication 101 -How to express your needs before a DTR talk And sooooor much more including a recap of my family vacation that will 100% help you understand why I am how I am. Love you guys! Have the best week :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi cuties!!! Fun episode this week joined by my girl Claudia-- and thank god, because things took a distressing turn this weekend and I needed help discussing it. PLUS: -Reading the weirdest things ppl have said to u guys during sex -How to take your summer fling to the next level? -How to deal with a really negative friend -"Cat" ownership tips -Help! My bf won’t go down on me? -Help! My bf finishes really fast! And sooooooor much more. Love u guys!! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hiii okay so so so much to cover today!! I felt bad about not doing enough vms/dms so we're doing 8 today. We are talkin: -Being sad after you dump someone -Bday gift suggestion for v early in the relationship -Homesickness -Sweaty Girl Summer -The weirdest thing a man has said to me during sex -NYC recommendations (I am only doing this once so take notes) -Feeling confident with a new person -How to lose your v card in a cool chill way And much more! Pls don't take a shot every time I say "it is what it is" in this episode. I love you!! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hiii cuties! This week we are joined by the incredibly knowledgeable, talented, gorgeous, soon-to-be Doctor Julia Hava of Binchtopia (which, if you aren't already subscribed, go do that right this minute)! We talk about: -Various Judaism-related topics like dietary issues, weird animals that are kosher, and our Hebrew names -Why we do not fuck with the ocean or space -How to break up with your therapist and how to FIND one -The best thing for a person in their 20s to invest in And truly so much more. I love u guys very deeply! Have the best week :) Voicemail: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi cuties!! This week we are joined in the passenger seat by the iconic Sydnee Paige! She is the cutest and sweetest and the host of Sydnee In The Sheets on Wondery, so check that out! We're talking: -AIM screennames -Age gaps in relationships -Is it worth it to bone a neighbor? -How to always feel hot and confident before a date And truly so much more! I love u guys very much, have a great week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hehe hi besties I.... was weak this weekend but this is a safe space and a sharing circle so I trust you not to judge me too harshly!! Lots to cover today including but not limited to: -Getting over someone you have to see every day -Am I The Asshole: Trauma dumping edition -What your sexual chemistry (or lack thereof) could mean -"Help! This man keeps biting me in public!" -How to stop planning your wedding the second you've had two good dates And so much more!! Love u have the best week :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello cutie pies! Extra long episode today for your listening pleasure. We are talkin: -The 'The Way I Loved You' problem -Weird trolley problems-- things get a little dark -"I blacked out at a work event, help!" -Getting over a situationship -How to support a friend who's making some baaad choices And so much more! Love you deeply, have a great week :) Voicemail Number: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I missed you so much last week but we're back and not going anywhere!! This week I'm talking: -"Why do I only attract emotionally unavailable men?" -"Help! I keep getting drunk and f*king up my life!" -How to make your dating app shine as much as you do -Finding a Breakup Buddy (not a sex toy, believe it or not) And a few more silly things like some of the more embarrassing drunk texts i've sent and a toxic man I may or may not be into. Love u!! Have a great week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello hello! Lots to cover today. We are covering the Roe v. Wade decison so if that is difficult for you, please skip it!! Today we're talking: -Roe v. Wade (13:40-32:45) -They're a 10, BUT (32:57) -Dating App Burnout (48:11) PLUS weekend update, song of the week, etc. RESOURCES- abortionfunds.org | keepourclinics.org | aidaccess.org VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All-voicemail episode, baby!! I talk to you about a weird manifesting technique that I'm like, 90% sure actually works and wasn't just an insane coincidence (right?). Plus four voicemails: what to do about a Terrible kisser, tools of the trade for starting your own podcast, what to do about feeling Chronically Lonely, and a post-grad summer pep talk for those of you who are struggling. Love u very much cutie pies have a great week!! Voicemail Number: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Tuesday! Today we have a LOT of weekend updates to cover including an insane influencer event (with names this time) plus I said something very dumb and need your input on my next move. We also give a full rundown on meeting the parents and all the little things you may not have thought about, and we cover feeling jealous or intimidated by quote unquote cool girls. VOICEMAIL NUMBER: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today we are chatting about being a Mommy girlfriend, feeling a loss of independence when moving in with a SO, and the absolute best tools of the trade for creating your Volleyball Girl Summer vibe. Sound is a little funky on this one, sorry!! Still getting it all figured out :) Love u guys, have a good one! Voicemail: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Late Night Drive, covid edition! Friend of the show Claudia Vera joins us over zoom (because I am Typhoid Mary this week) and we really get into some shit. Is Covid turning me French? Who's to say. We're talking meeting your ex for coffee, 'pick-me' men, and how to still feel like a bad bitch when you're in a relationship. Plus a bonus voicemail that sends us into a conversation about nipple stimulation and mommy guys. Love u!! Have a great week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2 DMs and 2 voicemails this week! We're chatting about roommate etiquette, feeling "behind" when it comes to sex (yes I talked about sex, no I didn't giggle, you're welcome), deciding when to tell a partner about certain people on your ~list~, and what to do when you feel like people are judging your intelligence/ability based on your age and gender. ALSO, I had a VERY weird Saturday night and while I can't tell you everything, I did my best to explain what the fuck happened. Have a gr8 week, ily!! VOICEMAIL NUMBER: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know what they say! No two things go together like summer flings and swamp ass :) Today we're tackling 4 different DMs on varying topics. We're doing a summer fling how-to, dressing when the weather is hot as shit, growing apart from your high school friends after your first year of college, and a VERY insane situation where I do advise arson but for legal reasons, I'm kidding. Love you!! Have a good week!! VOICEMAIL NUMBER: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do not take a shot every time I say "uncomfortable" in the boundaries segment. You will not survive. Today we're talking about ~jealousy~, exes, and your partner's exes. Plus I am issuing a Spring Double Date challenge! I do talk Roe v. Wade briefly from 7:02-11:55 so if that's difficult for you feel free to skip! Love you guys, have a safe fun week :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh no, it's finally happened. I have to talk about sex. It's a nightmare for all involved! We're talking communication and shame-- why is it so HARD to talk about sex? Then we chat boundaries 101 and discuss the hot-crazy axis. Plus a fun, cute weekend update and a LOT of me giggling because i'm truly 12! Have a good week, love you! Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. · The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. · The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greetings, loved ones~~ So much to cover in the weekend update segment!! I may have committed tax fraud but who's fault is that, really? We're talking about adopting a treat yourself mentality, the power of 'AND', and what to do if your boyfriend's friends DON'T like you. I am hungover this episode so pls be kind. Love you!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Late Night Drive covers a lot. Is your work-life balance off? Are you working 24/7 without being paid 24/7 wages? Stop!! Also, we talk spring fashion ideas for anxious girlies who need a blueprint on what to wear Where, and how to know you're ready to ~get back out there~. Lots of accents this episode, sorry in advance. Also, I have beef with one of my favorite content creators for saying he could win in a fight against a truly ridiculous mammal. Love you guys!! Have a good week xoxo, mom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Seems like everyone is suffering this week!! Let's talk it out. This week's topics include feeling stagnant, growing up and not feeling "fun" anymore, and what to do when you meet your boyfriend's friends!! Also I embarrassed myself this weekend and I think it's the moon's fault. Love you guys!! Have a good one <3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fun episode this week!! I cannot stop lying as a form of entertainment at parties. Also, what to do if you hate your BFF's boyfriend, do you have a crush on your coworker or is he just There, and how to make a Party friend a Real friend. Not the best sentence ever written, but you get it!! have a good week xoxo Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's episode features the one and only Eli Rallo (@TheJarr on TikTok). Eli gives us fabulous advice including something she was told by a 75 year old witch who lives in Little Italy. I do my famous giraffe impression and we answer some important DMs: how to get through embarrassing yourself after a night out and whether or not a listener should stay in Greek life. Audio might be a little wonky but ily guys!! Have a great week!! -Ellie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's episode, we start with the fact that I am ~depressed~, I don't believe in time zones, and I don't think math should be taught in schools. ANyway!! We're talking body image and body neutrality, dating app advice 101, and whether it's possible to be TOO independent (hint: nope!!). Love you, have a good week :) -Ellie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices