Knowledge Fight

Jordan has returned from his work-cation in London just in time to have Dan explain what's been going on in the world of Alex Jones for the last week or so. Topics covered include: Does Mexico have an invisible southern wall? Can Alex Jones do a decent Optimus Prime impression? How long can Alex watch CNN without losing his shit? If you torture people, do you have to kill them?

Today, Jordan is on a work-cation to London, so Dan tells "Fill In Jordan" (and fantastic comedian) Tyler Snodgrass all about what's happened this week on The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include: Is Alex Jones a hypocrite about the right to choose? Is Alex super defensive about how he wasn't drunk over inauguration weekend, despite very clear evidence that he was? How not gay is Alex? Is the universe really just a "spiritual spider web?"

On today's show, Dan tells Jordan about Alex Jones' breakdown of President Trump's inauguration speech. Topics covered include: Did Obama really tell 3rd World Countries they couldn't have cars? Did God put Trump into power, and does that make Alex fake cry? Was Alex Jones drunk for most of inauguration weekend? Alex was almost certainly drunk for most of inauguration weekend

On today's episode, Dan tells Jordan about what has happened in the world of Alex Jones in the last week, particularly on January 19, 2017. Topics covered include: Why aren't you mad that clones don't have rights? Does a tape of Trump saying the N-word exist? If it does exist, what should Trump do about it? Is kissing your wife sexual assault?

On this episode, Dan reports back to Jordan about some research he was inspired to do after listening to some of Alex Jones' special reports, filed while he was on the road. Topics covered include: What do statistics really look like for Infowars? How many radio stations in Kane, PA is Alex broadcast on? Does Alex hate that he is being forced to talk about pee? Should Alex give it all up and become a stand up comic? A couple citations for the research done: List of stations Alex Jones is broadcast on Infowars' affiliate contract Infowars' press packet FFS LLC's press packet

On today's adventure, Dan tells Jordan all about a report Alex Jones posted purporting to explain the Secret of 2017. Topics covered include: Does Phish have one good song? Would Alex Jones be fun to hang out with late night at a dive bar? Can an external observer read the mind of Megyn Kelly? The declining quality in the food at Luby's Diner

On this episode, Dan fills Jordan in on all the happenings on the December 31, 1999 edition of The Alex Jones Show. They touch on: Does Alex believe that the Y2K bug is going to strike? Are there concentration camps in Austin? How easily is it to convince Alex that a power plant has been blown up? Did we all survive Y2K?

On this pilot episode, Dan explains the happenings on the Alex Jones Show for Jan 2, 2017. Topics covered include: Was George Soros a literal Nazi? Are China and Saudi Arabia working together? Who listens to InfoWars? What, specifically, is a "digital dropbox?" When, exactly, should a person pray?