Kitchen Briefs - March 31, 2026 PM

Kitchen Briefs - March 31, 2026 PM

• Trump has just said that the US military will leave Iran in the next two to three weeks
• American journalist Shelly Kittleson was kidnapped in Baghdad today
• The Iran Military Media account on X posted the following today: Dear people of America, we know this war is not your war with IRAN and will will not forget your support over the past month. With us, the missiles. With you, the streets. Do not doubt that all of us, together, will defeat the stupid, war-mongering yellow pig!
• A judge has blocked the White House ballroom construction until Congress approves it
• Trump signed an executive order creating a nationwide list of verified eligible voters, centralizing voter eligibility data ahead of this year's midterm elections. The order, first reported by the Daily Caller, tasks the Department of Homeland Security and Social Security Administration with creating the voter list while seeking to bar the Postal Service from sending absentee ballots
• A Federal judge has blocked Trump’s order to end funding to NPR and PBS citing the First Amendment
• Montana Governor signs a law defining sex by reproductive system
• Washington's Gov has signed a 9.9% income tax on earnings over $1M
• Oracle has started mass layoffs…because they need to fund an AI data center
• Tyler Robinson’s defense team claims the bullet that killed Charlie Kirk does not in fact match his gun. The bullet fragment analysis came back as inconclusive
• The University of Pennsylvania must comply with a federal subpoena seeking a list of Jewish community members
• The Army has suspended the air crew who flew over lame Kid Rock’s house
• Thank you to my follower Easy E for alerting me to a lawsuit that has been filed by retired lawyer James Rickher to stop the minting of the Trump coin. The law he’s using for his case dates back to 1866 which bans living individuals on US currency