Kissing Jessica Jones

Happy Halloween! Join us as we talk over a very bad film that anyone currently aged 25-35 loves and watches every year at Halloween: Hocus Pocus on Disney+. The film stars Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, Sarah Jessica Parker pre-SATC, and some kids (including Thora Birch). Released in July 1993, this movie famously bombed at the box office but ultimately became a cult classic (again, only to those currently aged 25-35). Rental Determination: It may not be worth a five dollar rental. Frankly, a gamble. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in March 2021. Jeff's Smile: My condo is clean Mignonne's Smile: Hanging out in person You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

We are the weirdos, listener. Content warning: sexual assault and racism Join us as we talk over the cult classic 1996 witchtacular movie The Craft (on HBO at the time of recording) starring Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Rachel True, and Neve Campbell. A film every alt or alt-adjacent person alive in the nineties has seen at least ten times. Rental Determination: Definitely worth a five dollar rental, or a ten dollar purchase, but if you're not into 1990s alt/goth nostalgia it might not be for you Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in April 2021. Jeff's Smile: I Love a Lifetime Movie podcast Mignonne's Smile: A Goofy movie on Disney+ Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

The less you know about this movie, the better. Be advised, it is effed up. Be advised, the description of the movie on HBOMax gives away a VERY important plot detail so please do not read the description. Content warning: all of them, this is a very heavy movie Join us as we talk over the utterly horrifying Spanish language film The Skin I Live In (2011) starring Elena Anaya and Antonio Banderas (streaming on HBOMax at time of recording). Rental Determination: If you like well-crafted but heavy dramas, absolutely. If not, best to avoid. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in July 2021. Joint Smile: Wandered around our local independent bookstore and had sushi and are about to eat pie Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

A girl discovers her best friend has become a monster (a literal one, she was always a figurative one). Content warning: sexual assault, gaslighting, relationship violence Join us as we talk over the absurdly mismarketed but nonetheless great box office bomb/cult classic film Jennifer's Body (2009) starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried. Rental Determination: Absolutely. Watch with friends. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in July 2021. Joint Smile: Jaws (the movie from the seventies) Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

A woman and her husband engage in some varsity level kink with disastrous results. Content warning: sexual assault, gore, confinement Join us as we talk over the Netflix original movie Gerald's Game from 2017 starring Carla Gugino and Bruce Greenwood. Though the situation our protagonist finds herself in is horrifying, Mike Flanagan revels in making his audience profoundly sad. You've been warned. Rental Determination: As it's a Netflix original, it is definitely worth a watch if you already have it or if you want to sign up for a free trial and watch it Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in May 2021. Jeff's Smile: The Conjuring franchise (Conjurings 1 and 2, Annabelle: Creation, Annabelle Comes Home) which should all be on HBOMax Mignonne's Smile: Miss Scarlet and The Duke (PBS/Masterpiece Theater) Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

I would absolutely live there if it wasn't haunted and there wasn't a huge hole in the roof. Content warning: there are definitely some triggers in this movie, but if I tell you what they are that may ruin the suspense element. Use your own discretion. Join us as we talk over the good but very mismarketed 2015 Guillermo del Toro movie Crimson Peak (on Netflix at the time of recording) starring Mia Wasikowska, Tom Hiddleston, and Jessica Chastain. It's more gothic than horror, but the acting, costumes, sets, and visual effects are superb. Rental Determination: Definitely worth a five dollar rental, but if you're not into crumbling estates and puffy sleeves it may not be for you Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in May 2021. Jeff's Smile: Resident Evil VIII: Village (specifically, the jacksepticeye playthrough on YouTube) Mignonne's Smile: "Old Audrey Hepburn movies . . . on Netflix and HBO and stuff" Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Spirit fingers! Spirit fingers! Content Warnings: homophobia, sexual assault Join us as we talk over the classic teen cheerleading film, Bring It On (on Starz at the time of recording) from 2000 starring Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, and Gabrielle Union. Content warning for some era-appropriate, but nonetheless upsetting homophobia and what can only be described as sexual assault that is played for laughs. Rental Determination: It is worth a five dollar rental. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in March 2021. Joint Smile: RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 2 You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

NOTE: We had some sort of glitch, so there is absolutely no audio for about a minute around the 1 hour and 27 minute mark for about 90 seconds, but then it's back. Ugh. Youths. Join us as we talk over Booksmart (on Hulu at time of recording, recorded without commericals), starring Beanie Feldstein and Kaitlyn Dever and directed by Olivia Wilde. This 2019 movie has it all: teenagers, anxiety, Jason Sudeikis driving a Lyft. Join us, won't you? Rental Determination: Definitely worth a rental if not available on a streaming service to which you are subscribed. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in March 2021. Jeff's Smile: Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas Mignonne's Smile: Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean

I have had it with these m*thaf*ckin' snakes on this m*thaf*ckin' plane! Snakes on a Plane was released 15 years ago today. Join us as we talk over a very bad but entertaining film, the 2006 flop starring Samuel L. Jackson and Julianna Margulies, Snakes on a Plane (on HBOMax at the time of recording). It's quite entertaining. Rental Determination: Definitely worth a five dollar rental. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in March 2021. Joint Smile: Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella on Disney+ You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

After talking about it through the entirety of JJ season two, we've decided to grace you with our commentary track for "Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of one Harley Quinn)" AKA "Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey" but what should actually be called "Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey." It should be available on HBOMax, though I couldn't tell you what title it's under. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in September 2020. Jeff's Smile: Infamous: Second Son on PS4 Mignonne's Smile: Finally visiting in person after many months You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Souza expresses his id. Howard Stark looks inward. Thompson faces a moral dilemma. Angie moves away from the theater district. Jarvis comes through. Peggy learns to let go. This episode contains: A definition Toilet soap? A primatology fact(?) District 9 A gritty reboot of Curious George The Second Gentleman A Jessica callback Rosalind Russell's phone number A sexy flashback Steve and Howard on the low Girl-on-girl action A standing ovation The "finer" things A post-credit scene Jeff's Smile: Amanda the Jedi on YouTube Mignonne's Smile: The Turner Classic Movies collection on HBOMax Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Peggy's puts on her reading glasses. Jarvis' attempts to help. Souza and Thompson attempt to interrogate Peggy. Dooley misses a dinner date. Dottie and Doctor Ivchenko go to the movies. This episode contains: An overexposed fantasy sequence A false confession Cagney, but no Lacey "Pissy" eyes? Purposeful sartorial choices from the costumer designers The wrong Marlow Reverse Mario wall jumps A reference to The L Word An explosive garment DEBris? DeBRIS? A trojan pram A very fortunate cheapskate Jeff's Smile: Shadow and Bone on Netflix Mignonne's Smile: Mare of Easttown on HBO(Max) Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Peggy gets authorization to conduct an investigation. Jarvis' employment comes with unpleasant interactions. Dooley gets marriage counseling. Angie hangs up her Broadway dreams and enrolls in secretarial school. This episode contains: Dominatrix Dottie A discussion of what they called World War II immediately after it A business plan to bring back automats An Inglorious Basterds spoiler The worst photo on the face of the earth A handsy dentist Indignant slaps An inside joke A future mafioso A Fugitive reference Gam Gam Jeff's Smile: Vine compilations on YouTube Mignonne's Smile: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier on Disney+ Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

We delve a little deeper into Dottie's backstory. Thompson begrudgingly takes Peggy on a mission overseas. Peggy reunites with some old friends. Souza gets an unfortunate eyeful. This episode contains: Vacation recaps The 107th (aka The Howling Commandos) A woman in the men's locker room A Britishism Youths A war story A missing mattress Arya Stark A B&E A new party member The truth Some bedside handcuffs Jeff's Smile: Godzilla vs. Kong on HBOMax (and The Monsterverse in general) Mignonne's Smile: Spaced on Amazon Prime Video Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Howard makes an unexpected return. Thompson assumes a leadership role. Peggy presses the eponymous button. Howard and Jarvis' subterfuge is exposed. This episode contains: A horror movie sequence A dumbwaiter ride Taxi dance halls Pro bono espionage A sausagefest Zatanna Some risque photographs Fingerless gloves Food theft A Cyanide-dispensing timepiece Betrayal A heel turn A cameo Jeff's Smile: I, Tonya on Hulu Mignonne's Smile: Nothing, really Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Peggy and Jarvis rappel eight feet to find Howard's stolen inventions. The misogyny boys hide a key piece of evidence. The schlubby one gets rear-ended. This episode contains: A discussion of opening title sequences A pontification on Chris Evans' tattoos How exactly people hide things in a sofa Unenforceable leasing agreements A death ray Treason Overboard A boat with a name and a logo A "back massager" A mock interrogation A fender bender Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. Joint Smile: The Blob (1988) Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Peggy and Jarvis go to great lengths to track down Randall the Vampire. Thompson engages in some police brutality. Souza examines some party photos. This episode contains: Old-time radio A woman-snaring bachelor pad A costume closet An inefficient interrogation Ray Wise A gadget broach Some improvised sound effects Some automotive speculation Some fingerpainting The Amoeba Boys Some unlicensed therapy Slutty Sarah Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. Jeff's Smile: Cap Bailey ASMR on YouTube Mignonne's Smile: Watching some of our greatest hits movies Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

We follow SSR Agent Margaret "Peggy" Carter as she navigates her life in a post-war but full-sexist New York City. When an old friend from the war effort finds himself in a spot of bother, Peggy and a certain eponymous butler set off to make things right. This episode contains: A discussion on over-pronunciation Some deserved bashing of Thor: The Dark World A brief recap of Brie Larson's filmography A studio backlot Justin Hammer A broken lizard A call for an award category for non-traditional acting performance A bosomy evening gown Commercial breaks Tom Cruise A typewriter telegram? Miss Congeniality An implosion Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. Joint Smile: Kissing Jessica Stein on Starz Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Join us as we talk over the least good Captain America movie, Captain America: The First Avenger on Disney+. It's not the best, but directly ties into our first post-Jessica project, coming at you next week! Bonus points if you can figure it out before the dramatic reveal at the end of the track! Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in January 2021. Jeff's Smile: Scream Queens (2015) Mignonne's Smile: Meet the Deedles on Disney+ You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

NOTE: We had a buffering issue while watching the movie. It's more likely to cause issues to try and cut around it, so you'll just have to play along when we say our movie stopped. At last, the callback to the movie after which we named our podcast. Join us as we talk over the namesake of our podcast, the 2001 queer romcom Kissing Jessica Stein (on Starz at the time of recording), starring Jennifer Westfeldt and Heather Juergensen. Despite being from the early 2000s, it really holds up and is utterly delightful in every way. It's also rated R for some reason we cannot divine. Rental Determination: It is absolutely worth a five dollar rental or a ten dollar purchase. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in March 2021. Jeff's Smile: Zack Snyder's Justice League on HBOMax Mignonne's Smile: Scream Queens (2015) Season 2 on Hulu You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

The Mummy (1999) was released 22 years ago today. God, we are old. Join us as we talk over a modern action-horror classic, The Mummy (1999) with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz. (NOT to be confused with The Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise. The less said about that one the better.) It's a great movie we watch at least once a year. Watch along with us, won't you? Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in February 2021. Jeff's Smile: The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss Mignonne's Smile: Wandavision on Disney+ Bonus Smile: Moviebitches review of The Mummy and The Mummy Returns You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Now, a warning?! Join us as we talk over the camptacular 1992 classic Death Becomes Her on HBO(Max). Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep, and Bruce Willis were paying 50 when they were each maybe 35 to mixed results. Come for the actors, stay for the bonkers plot and now very dated visual effects. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in February 2021. Jeff's Smile: Unhhhh on YouTube Mignonne's Smile: Rush Hour (the 1998 movie) Bonus Smile: Moviebitches review of Death Becomes Her You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Happy April Fools' Day! Join us as we talk over a 1988 classic-ish comedy of errors, Big Business on Disney+. The movie is about twins who get separated and switched at birth only to be reunited decades later in 80s New York City. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in February 2021. Jeff's Smile: Gravity Rush 2 on PS4 Mignonne's Smile: Big Little Lies on HBO(Max) You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Monstrous beings! We've mentioned this movie at least twenty times by now. Please join us as we talk over one of the best worst movies of all time, Troll 2 (available on HBO/HBO Max at the time of recording). We do also recommend the Troll 2 drinking game/watchalong as provided by the podcast The Resurr-erection (only on Stitcher Premium, which I also recommend if you want to watch this movie again after you watch it "with" us) if you are of legal age and it is safe to do so. Pro tip: take small sips. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in January 2021. Jeff's Smile: The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Part 4 on Netflix Mignonne's Smile: The Haunting of Bly Manor on Netflix (and Trixie and Katya Watch Bly Manor on YouTube) You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Join us as we close out both Season 3 of Jessica Jones and the series as a whole, including, but no limited to: A brief filmography of the actors that played our secondary and tertiary characters A review of Season 3's Rotten Tomatoes scores The best season The best villain The fashion MVP Regent of one-liners A ranking of Jessica's love interests A ranking of Jeri's plots The theme of each season What happened to each character after the events of the show Are we glad we watched the show? Stay tuned to our feed. Our next project will be coming your way in the next few months. Jeff's Smile: Legal Eagle on YouTube Mignonne's Smile: Pixar movies on Disney+ You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Note: Jeff got a new microphone and is fine-tuning it, so his audio on this episode is a little crunchy. There is also some mild background noise that comes and goes. You've been warned. Trish falls further down the rabbit hole. Erik and Malcolm complete their arcs, for real this time. Despite her best efforts, Jeri can't stop karma. Jessica makes the ultimate sacrifice. This episode contains: The thrilling conclusion to the mystery of the missing towel The reappearance of an old friend A lack of personal space A potential logical problem A fire truck and two airplanes An inner saboteur One last instance of throwing out/abandonment of perfectly good food A horror movie-style scare A Bridget Jones reference An unsettling mode of transportation No Gillian One last expensive taxi ride A girlfight One last visit to the only police precinct in Manhattan Farewells to our secondary and tertiary characters Two one-way tickets to different destinations One last visit from an old enemy Jeff's Smile: Red Letter Media on YouTube Mignonne's Smile: Like Water for Chocolate on HBOMax You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Note: Jeff got a new microphone and is fine-tuning it, so his audio on this episode is a little crunchy. There is also some mild background noise that comes and goes. You've been warned. Jessica tries to bring Trish back from the dark side. Erik and Malcolm speak to each other. Jeri has some valid concerns about her safety. Sallinger gets the boot. This episode contains: A long walk for a reference A premature pontification on the series as a whole Some solid life advice A recap of The Addams Family Values A 50% a**h*le increase A Buffy tangent A quick recap of all the plans gone awry on the show The Reverse Bechdel Test (The Delbech Test?) Some Sal-splaining A Scream reference A false equivalency Costa's Child Trish's Dark Passenger A brief discussion on cults A truly sad ending Jeff's Smile: Leslie Jones on Twitter @Lesdoggg Mignonne's Smile: Shorts on Disney+ You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Happy Valentine's Day! Here's to Down With Love! We've mentioned this movie at least twenty times by now. Please join us as we talk over one of the best but least appreciated romantic comedies in recent memory (if you consider recent to be 17 years). Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in January 2021. Jeff's Smile: Michael Buble's music Mignonne's Smile: The Boys (Season 2) on Amazon Prime You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Note: Jeff got a new microphone and is fine-tuning it, so his audio on this episode is a little crunchy. Trish and Erik are up to something. Dorothy is ruthless. Jeri's evil plan is revealed. Jessica and Malcolm briefly appear. That is all. This episode contains: A discussion of Dunkin' (Donuts) An accusation of theft Spoilers for Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Dark Knight A good ugly cry Some paper-turning noises Tangent inception *69 A religious doorman A false alarm Cahoots Some grade A parenting A foolish plan A recap of a '90s TGIF lineup on ABC A thinly-veiled threat A call to the police A heel turn Jeff's Smile: Star Wars: Dark Disciple by Christie Golden Mignonne's Smile: Bojack Horseman on Netflix You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Jessica and Trish plan a funeral for a fashion icon. Malcom reunites with an old "friend." Jeri is up to something . . . again. This episode contains: An immediate tangent A podcast tease Spoilers for The Haunting of Hill House, Hereditary, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and Avengers: Infinity War An analysis of interrogation techniques A PSA on early funeral arrangements A discussion of some classic Gen X bands A minimalistic birthday message Some hard truth An absence of sour nothings A reserved cry Some spotty advice A surprisingly well-attended funeral A vacation story An alarming reveal Jeff's Smile: Wandavision on Disney+ Mignonne's Smile: Soul on Disney+ You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Jessica makes choices for Trish without her knowledge. Trish makes a DIY scratching post. Malcolm's arc reaches its conclusion. Erik has some ragerts. Everything's coming up Jeri. This episode contains: A third motel? A very artful candid photo A brief recap of James Gunn's superhero filmography A brief discussion of pretentious names Some back-and-forth on the 50 Shades movies A dirty cop An accent slip Some theories on how Erik got his powers Parkour to avoid poop A Clue reference Some new cops Jeff's Smile: Wonder Woman 1984 Mignonne's Smile: Same You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Enjoy listening to us talk over Emma Stone's star-making role in the 2010 high school comedy Easy A. Despite being only eleven years old, we dissect some of the more illogical and problematic aspects of the movie and decide it would not be made in its current form today. You should still watch for the best on-screen parents ever committed to film, though (Patricia Clarkson and Stanley Tucci). We also decided to talk extensively about the Mandalorian after the movie ends, so be prepared for spoilers. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded on December 22, 2020. Jeff's Smile: The Mandalorian Season 2 on Disney+ Mignonne's Smile: The Mandalorian Season 2 on Disney+ You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Note: We spoil the twist ending of this episode almost immediately. Jessica and Trish flex their investigative muscles. Jeri does not know that Zaya knows what Malcolm knows. Dorothy actually helps. Gillian takes a break. This episode contains: A state law-mandated break Yet another stupidly named app A "backstabbing wh*re" A very early (or late) Mother's Day A reused storyline A child star psycho A lookalike Just a little zhuzh Whatever the opposite of incognito is A unique exit A corpse A cliffhanger A hot take on Breaking Bad Jeff's Smile: Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas Mignonne's Smile: Bojack Horseman on Netflix You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Whatever despicability Jeri was up to is quickly revealed. The "female vigilante" Jessica Jones is at it again. Trish demonstrates really good bad acting. Malcolm's character trajectory changes. Zaya does not have genital warts. This episode contains: A Hey Arnold! reference Spoilers for the music video of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi The logistics of what is and is not a conflict of interest Some left behind earrings of questionable taste Some complete fiction A very triggering car alarm A recap of a Simpsons episode from the 90s An unofficial eulogy for movie theaters The cluiest clue there ever was A spoilerific summary of Alfred Hitchcock's Rope Regrettable choices Jeff's Smile: Romancing the Pod podcast Mignonne's Smile: His Dark Materials on HBO/HBO Max Bonus Smile: The Queen's Gambit on Netflix You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Trish has no chill. Sallinger becomes even more insufferable. Costa puts on a show. Jessica employs a new chauffeur. Malcolm goes agro. Jeri is up to something. This episode contains: Some CSI suits A ring light A recap of the Hannibal cinematic universe Some bullying attorneys An ill-advised memorial visitation A difinistration A Clive Barker line Caspar the unfriendly chef A visit from a dapper man A detour into Iron Fist A very specific hypothetical Some truly relaxing pillow talk Jeff's Smile: Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia Mignonne's Smile: The Crown on Netflix PSA: Support your local independent businesses You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Ho ho ho! We talk over the thoroughly ridiculous Netflix original movie The Princess Switch (the original, not the sequel that just came out) starring Vanessa Hudgens and nobody else I know by name. We truly enjoy watching and making fun of this dumb movie, and think you will, too. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. For reference, this track was recorded in November 2020. Jeff's Smile: The Horror Virgin podcast Mignonne's Smile: The Mandalorian, season 2 on Disney+ You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

The dynamic duo officially reunites. Sallinger indulges his hobby. Erik hosts a family reunion. Jeri and Malcolm reap what they sow. Jessica lends a hand. Trish does the same. Content Warning: In addition to all the other triggering content on this show, this specific episode includes suicide. This episode contains: The Kornacki Cam A phone contact named "Work" A resurrection of our Coronavirus PSA A quick scene of capital A Acting Not Malcolm McDowell A brief HR seminar on total rewards A pimp is a pimp is a pimp Subtitle spoilers Some strumming ASMR A recap of Jeri's general wrongdoing A discussion of the physics of throwing oddly-shaped objects A thoroughly botched tailing attempt A reconciliation Jeff's Smile: What We Do in the Shadows (The Series) on FX/Hulu Mignonne's Smile: Schitt's Creek on Netflix (specifically, Season 4) Bonus Smile: Anderson Cooper giggling like a dork on various YouTube videos You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Jessica and Erik (aka Burger Dude) hunt down some nefarious characters. Trish finally exhibits some actual superpowers (stealth is not one of them). Malcolm adds plus two to Extortion. Kith play's Jeri like a . . . cello. This episode contains: Scuba Steve A pair of BOLD pants Light paper turning ASMR An oddly-placed intercom A foil A horn in the background? A word puzzle A "don't run with scissors" situation A "Silence of the Lambs" style conversation Literal blood money Trish's sick calves Jeff's Smile: Ratched on Netflix Mignonne's Smile: Reading (books, not people) You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Join us for a spleen-didly good episode. Jessica ignores some medical advice (to the surprise of absolutely no one). Trish gets her ass handed to her, both physically and detectively. Malcolm goes back to school . . . again. Jeri is up to something. This episode contains: An in-depth discussion of ventriloquism and the history of it on TV A liter of bourbon a day Some light organ-shaming A hard copy A misplaced storyline A discarded hot dog An open marriage A realization Jeff's Smile: The Haunting of Bly Manor on Netflix Mignonne's Smile: Watchmen on HBO Max Bonus Smile: We Love Trash, Horny 4 Horror, The Resurr-Erection In case you're missing Luke: check out this video You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Trish underestimates the power of her stardom. When will Jessica just get over the untimely death of her mother? Dorothy is never too old to be a stage mom. Jeri practices all the different types of law. Malcolm leans further and further into the Dark Side. This episode contains: A lengthy discussion of insects and arachnids and whatever Daddy Longlegs are Parkour! A woman held hostage at ratpoint A "semi-converted loft" Halloween in Spring? Groundbreaking Dr. Patsy Comic references galore A convergence of timelines Jeff's Smile: His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novik Mignonne's Smile: Star Wars: Rebels on Disney+ Joint Smile: Lovecraft Country on HBO/HBO Max You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

An undetermined amount of time after the end of season two, we check back in with our favorite New Yorkers . . . and Jeri. NOTE: As opposed to our regular episode format, this is actually a commentary track/watch along. You'll still probably get something out of it, but you'll probably get the most out of it if you watch along with us. If you want to skip to our closing comments, skip to 52:39. Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, light chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You've been warned. Jeff's Smile: My apartment is clean Mignonne's Smile: Canada's Drag Race You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Sherlock Holmes has a sister? Played by Mille Bobby Brown? You don't say! Join us as we watch and talk over Enola Holmes together for the very first time. Jeff's Smile: Cody Ko and Noel Miller on YouTube Mignonne's Smile: The Charlie's Angels movies from the 2000s (the Drew Barrymore ones) You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

We ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. We watch the suspense/thriller classic The Silence of the Lambs and talk over it. This movie has everything, including Lieutenant Stottlemeyer from Monk. Join us, won't you? Jeff's Smile: Lovecraft Country (the book) by Matt Ruff Mignonne's Smile: Scandinavian crime novels You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

We've mentioned it in probably 60% of our episodes. At last, we watch and talk over Rogue One (aka Rogue One: A Star Wars Story). We love talking pros and cons about this divisive but less divisive than The Last Jedi entry into Star Wars canon. Jeff's Smile: Alan Wake on XBOX 360 Mignonne's Smile: Star Wars Rebels on Disney+ You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

For the first time, we are watching a movie neither of us have ever seen. What a unique experience for both you and us. We blindly watch The Old Guard, a 2020 film starring Charlize Theron, only knowing that it's an action movie. Watch along with us, won't you? Jeff's Smile: The Umbrella Academy on Netflix Mignonne's Smile: Star Wars Rebels on Disney+ You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

We revisit an old favorite of ours and talk over the 2007 fantasy adventure film Stardust, starring Charlie Cox (Daredevil), Claire Danes (Homeland), Michelle Pfeiffer (Batman Returns), Robert De Niro (a gajillion things), and a brief Ben Barnes (The Punisher). On rewatch, it's only a little problematic and mostly cute. Jeff's Smile: Control (the video game) Mignonne's Smile: 90s movies on Netflix (such as: Clueless, Mean Girls (not technically 90s), and The Fugitive) You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Join us as we talk over all the key plot points of the 2010 thriller starring Angelina Jolie, Salt. I also decide to recap ABC's Alias for no particular reason. Jeff's "Smile": The Last of Us, Part II; Black Leopard, Red Wolf Mignonne's Smile: Finishing her class You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Join us as we analyze the insane amount of product placement in the 2001 film starring Rachel Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, Tara Reid, Alan Cumming, and Parker Posey. The movie is great and our analysis is, in a word, profound. Jeff's Smile: TikTok compilations on YouTube Mignonne's Smile: Schitt's Creek You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Join us as we talk over the 2011 Steven Soderbergh film Haywire starring Gina Carano, Ewan McGregor, and Channing Tatum. I think it's pretty entertaining. Jeff's Smile: The Sinking City video game You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

Join us as we close out Season 2 (and 1) of Jessica Jones, including, but no limited to: A brief filmography of the actors that played our secondary and tertiary characters The best and worst parts of Seasons 1 and 2 A review of Brie Larson's filmography A live investigation of our Google presence The Fashion MVP of Season 1 and 2 (guess who) A summary of (some very specific) award nominations and wins for the show A discussion of how genre shows are wrongfully overlooked when it comes to awards A recap of the general critical reception of the different seasons of Jessica Jones A defense of the much maligned Captain Marvel movie Jeff's Smile: Inked on YouTube Mignonne's Smile: Riverdale on Netflix You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) Email us at [email protected] Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne's Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun