Kiss the Goat

The Demonic Duo returns with an action-packed episode sure to have you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief and wonder. This time out, they look at 1981’s porcine horror flick, EVILSPEAK, starring Clint Howard, R.G. Armstrong and a bunch of wild boars. You’ll also get poll results, all your favorite features and a glimpse at the next episode, which may be an experiment in terror all its own. You can’t miss a show! But if you did, this is a pretty good one to start with, as long as you head back and listen to the others. SPOILERS A-GO-GO. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Season of the Witch is over, and your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Schlock Cinema are back with a demonic vengeance! This time out, they take on the 1975 movie, RACE WITH THE DEVIL! It’s a manly film, filled with men doing manly things in a manly way! Oh, and there are crazy cultists a-plenty. Also: is Monster Energy Drink really an instrument of the Devil? Cootie and X investigate! Throw in Ask the Goat, Drinking with the Devil and America’s favorite game of skill and chance, Three Questions, and you’ve got an audio program! Listen to it with your ears and feel it in your Islets of Langerhans! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

How much witch could a male witch witch if a male witch could witch witch? The answer is nowhere to be found in this episode of Kiss the Goat, because that’s a silly question. What you will find, however, is a semi-coherent discussion of the 1971 film, “Simon, King of the Witches,” starring Andrew Prine. It’s the final film in the Season of the Witch series, and your Demonic Duo are all over the place. Want to find out what REALLY scares Cootie? What terrible song will X sing this time? You’ll find out when you stick this show into your earholes and flow it directly into your frontal lobe! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

On Episode 9 of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie take on the 1960 classic, BLACK SUNDAY. BLACK SUNDAY wins. Cower in wonder as Cootie takes control of the show! Shiver like you might be coming down with something as X’s Southern accent comes out as the show progresses! Never before as a podcast been fraught with so much fraught, so much potential energy, so much vodka! The Demonic Duo is back… and to the left! This new episode of Kiss the Goat puts out on the first date! Shove it in your earholes! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Season of the Witch continues as X and Cootie tackle Rob Zombie’s divisive film, THE LORDS OF SALEM. Is it a masterpiece or simply masturbatory? The Demonic Duo mercilessly tear into this movie and put it on trial. Whose side are you on? Also, Satan in the News, Drinking with the Devil and the world famous Three Questions, all ready to corrupt your willing earholes on this latest episode of KISS THE GOAT! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

X and Cootie keep the party going all through October as they continue with their Season of the Witch! This time around, the Demonic Duo tackle Richard Griffin’s movie from 2010, THE DISCO EXORCIST! Also, Drinking with the Devil, new uses for Parmesan cheese and and a Satan in the News you have to hear to believe. Or not believe. That choice, dear listener, is always yours… ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Season of the Witch kicks off on Episode 6 as your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema take a look at X’s favorite movie of all time, Dario Argento’s SUSPIRIA. It’s got more witches than you can shake a toe shoe at! Shove this installment of Kiss the Goat into your earholes and let the podcast ritual begin! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Just when you think you’ve got X and Cootie figured out, they flip the script like Kris Kristofferson on set with Michael Cimino. In Episode 5, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic schlock cinema come face to face with Scott Derrickson’s “The Exorcism of Emily Rose.” It kind of fucks them up a little. If you’ve ever had questions about your benevolent hosts and why they choose to do what they do, this episode may provide some answers. Childhood traumas come to light as they debate the movie that rebooted the exorcism genre for a entire generation. No news. No drinking games. Just a serious discussion of a serious movie. Do you dare enter Episode 5 of KISS THE GOAT? Only the download numbers will tell… ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

COOTIE AND X AM WHAT ARE THE DRUNK. It’s the perfect time for them to watch the terrible thing known as NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR, universally recognized as one of the worst horror movies ever made. God and the Devil ride a train, discuss the ones that got away, and decide the eternal fate of a horrible 80’s band that only knows one song. What would you do? You can’t make a proper decision until you stick this bonus episode of KISS THE GOAT into your moist, gaping earholes and listen to your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema stomp a mudhole into this flick. Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Turn the key and put it on overdrive as your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema take on an overlooked classic from the mid-Seventies, THE CAR. Also: Satan in the News and questions from the Acolytes are answered on Ask the Goat. Are you ready for some sweet James Brolin Devil car action? It’s better than “Knight Rider!” Join the Acolytes and download or stream Episode 4 of KISS THE GOAT! Kiss it! KISS IT! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 3 finds X and Cootie back in high school as they check out Greydon Clark’s wildly erratic 1977 film SATAN’S CHEERLEADERS! From the shower room to the stone altar, these girls keep it sleazy for Satan. Also: more Satan in the News and your listener questions get answered in the new segment, ‘ASK THE GOAT.’ It’s a disco inferno of demonic dementia! Shove us into your earholes and say you love Satan! Enter the soul-destroying world of demons and devils, exorcism and possession, and secret midnight rituals as your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie, invite you to become their acolytes and KISS THE GOAT! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Our second episode pulls us into the depravity of Spanish cinema. After the Franco regime fell, filmmakers were finally free to let loose and give their audiences all the weirdness they could handle. A prime example of this is 1978′s “Satan’s Blood,” one of the strangest Devil movies we’ve ever come across. This episode also marks the debut of our new segment, “Satan in the News!” What the devil is going on now? You’ll find out on KISS THE GOAT! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

On the first episode of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie go back to 1968 to visit Roman Polanski’s classic, “Rosemary’s Baby.” This is real, this is really happening! It’s the movie that brought Satan into the mainstream and changed the face of film forever. But does it stand the test of time?WARNING: HERE THERE BE SPOILERS AND DIRTY, FILTHY WORDS. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★