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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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Show overview

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe has been publishing since 2018, and across the 8 years since has built a catalogue of 465 episodes, alongside 16 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 890 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 1h 28m and 2h 27m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. Roughly 63% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language TV & Film show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 weeks ago, with 27 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2019, with 84 episodes published. Published by Kim and Ket Stay Alive.

Episodes
465
Running
2018–2026 · 8y
Median length
2h 8m
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

Latest Episodes

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Ep. 410 The Call, Part 1: “The Tale of the Versatility of a Fire Extinguisher”

Jun 24, 20261h 16m

Ep. 409 Hokum, Part 2: “The Tale of Yet Another Pair of Chains”

Jun 17, 20261h 18m

Ep. 408 Hokum: “The Tale of Yet Another Pair of Chains”

Jun 10, 20261h 26m

Ep. 407 Totally Killer, Part 2: “The Tale of Out-of-Shape Animatronics”

Jun 3, 20261h 34m

Ep. 406 Totally Killer, Part 1: “The Tale of Out-of-Shape Animatronics”

May 27, 20261h 52m

Ep. 405 Send Help, Part 2: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”

May 20, 202658 min

Ep. 404 Send Help, Part 1: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”

May 13, 20261h 30m

Ep. 403 Run, Part 2: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”

May 6, 20261h 7m

Ep. 402 Run, Part 1: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”

Apr 29, 20261h 7m

Morbid Minisode 150: Welcome to Derry 0101 "The Pilot"

Apr 26, 20261h 0m

Ep. 401: "The Tale of the Second-Ever Sammie Awards!"

Apr 22, 20261h 8m

Ep. 400 Do Not Enter, Part 2: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”

Apr 15, 20261h 29m

Ep. 399 Do Not Enter, Part 1: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”

Apr 8, 20261h 22m

Ep. 398 Starry Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”

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Kim continues telling Ket about Starry Eyes. It’s full of triggering stuff, guys, not the least of which is a harkening back to Kim’s days imprisoned in her own Big Taters. But whatever horrors this movie brings up, it doesn’t compare to the horrors of today’s world. So, let’s pop some acid with Ketryn and see what sticks, shall we? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Starry Eyes.Dir. Kevin Kölsch, Dennis WidmyerWriters Kevin Kölsch, Dennis WidmyerNominate your picks for the Sammie Awards: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sammie-awards-us-153856987IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWUI8wwjt2F/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==FB: https://www.facebook.com/kksampodcast/posts/pfbid02G1VEv3EZcSacWHihYepXgs4FFvGKXBGXCspHvT1Ab9MkDJhraXZRJHQGVBH4ZbLQlSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 1, 20261h 13m

Ep. 397 Starry Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”

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Kim tells Ket about a movie too triggering for the girls to have done any earlier than the 397th episode. Starry Eyes sends the girls barreling back to a time and place that feels, frankly, all too real. But Kim apparently is far enough removed that she doesn’t even know the correct term for Casting Director. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Kim survives the PTSD of working in a chain restaurant.Dir. Kevin Kölsch, Dennis WidmyerWriters Kevin Kölsch, Dennis WidmyerNominate your picks for the Sammie Awards: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sammie-awards-us-153856987IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWUI8wwjt2F/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==FB: https://www.facebook.com/kksampodcast/posts/pfbid02G1VEv3EZcSacWHihYepXgs4FFvGKXBGXCspHvT1Ab9MkDJhraXZRJHQGVBH4ZbLQlSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 25, 20261h 17m

Ep. 396 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 2: “The Tale of Motor Ann”

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Ket finishes telling Kim about Friday the 13th (2009) which apparently came out solidly in the mid 80s… or were the 00s just the 80s but with impossibly low cut jeans? Anyway, one thing we KNOW was not in style in the 00s was wearing lockets with pictures of people you don’t know, that sort of kind of look like you. That being said, Kim will be getting a locket with a picture of a pale brunette that vaguely looks like her for her birthday next year, from Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 13th (2009).Dir. Marcus NispelWriters Victor Miller, Damian Shannon, Mark SwiftSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 18, 20261h 9m

Ep. 395 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 1: “The Tale of Motor Ann”

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Ket tells Kim about THE FINAL FRIDAY THE 13TH! Holy Smokes! We did it, y’all! We’ve learned a lot over this journey. But the main take away is that 9 times outta 10… we’re siding with Jason. We’re also seeing some major similarities between the 80s and the 00s that are pretty hard to swallow. Stay tuned for part 2 of the finale next week!Dir. Marcus NispelWriters Victor Miller, Damian Shannon, Mark SwiftDREAD CENTRAL HUNT CONTEST RULES:https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/559907/contest-join-the-hunt-with-dread-central-to-win-killer-ready-or-not-merch/ Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 11, 20261h 27m

Ep. 394 Heart Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”

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Ket closes out the month of love with part 2 of Heart Eyes. Listen, this isn’t a GREAT first date… but it’s not the WORST first date. I’m pretty sure there are a few dates from the girls past where they would have welcomed the appearance of a serial killer. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Heart Eyes.Dir. Josh RubenWriters Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, Michael KennedySHADOW (Award Winning Horror Comedy Short Film)Following the capture of a town’s Halloween massacre killer, wisecracking waitress Claire (Sophia Zolan) trains a mysterious new server. But when the newcomer starts stalking her, Claire fears they may have caught the wrong guy.Shadow won an AUDIENCE AWARD at Midsummer Scream and was an OFFICIAL SELECTION at Screamfest Los Angeles and Screamfest New Orleans.Writer/Director: Sophia Zolan https://youtu.be/lrwOxbJSz1Q Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 4, 20261h 9m

Ep. 393 Heart Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”

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Ket gives Kim and all the Sammies a belated Valentine’s day gift with Heart eyes starring Chad from Scream, and Devon Sawaaa! If a Hallmark movie had a serial killer in it, it would be this movie. Sometimes death is just so romantic. Stay tuned for more Devon after these messages.Dir. Josh RubenWriters Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, Michael KennedySophia Zolan's horror short "SHADOW": https://youtu.be/lrwOxbJSz1QSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 25, 20261h 11m

Ep. 392 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 2: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”

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Kim finishes telling Ket about the second half of this riveting masterpiece. When you put Freddy in the mix with other misogynist dorks… Jason doesn’t seem so bad, honestly. Grab your jello and let’s finish this! It is finished, right? There isn’t one more to tell in exactly one month is there? Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Freddy vs. Jason.Dir. Ronny YuWriters Damian Shannon and Mark SwiftBased on characters created by Wes Craven and Victor MillerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 18, 20261h 24m
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