Show overview
Just Take My Money has published 18 episodes during 2024. That works out to roughly 20 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 1h 4m and 1h 18m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 1.9 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. Published by Priscilla & Loren.
From the publisher
Two friends trying to justify their random and a lil weird online shopping carts to make you feel better about your spending habits! Need somebody to justify a completely unnecessary item that you can’t seem to live without? Great! Because we’re the perfect ones for it!
Latest Episodes

Ep 28Episode 28 - Eating Candy the Wrong Way
EHere we go! Loren kicks things off with a zinger of a question that has Priscilla scrambling for an answer - brace yourself for the laugh riot that follows! Then, just like that, we're time-traveling back to the '90s with Priscilla introducing a product that screams nostalgia! Next up, Loren unveils a product that reveals her unadulterated love for cows. Moo-ve over, boring stuff! Amidst a fun detour about the quirky buildings they find themselves working in, Priscilla ties it up perfectly. She unveils a killer piece of 90s art that any millennial would go nuts for! Buckle up, this is one wild ride!

Ep 27Episode 27 - Space out on my Squirrels
EGet ready for a trip down memory lane! In this episode, Loren's got some goodies that’ll make you fall in love all over again with chicken nuggets and dinosaurs (who doesn't love those?). Then, Priscilla jumps in, armed with a stack of extra items that Loren's collection sparked in her memory. After a quick detour down squirrel lane, we're back on track. And hold onto your hats folks, because Priscilla's got a surprise up her sleeve - a jaw-dropping impulse buy from, wait for it, Costco! We wrap up this rollercoaster ride in none other than fast food heaven. Buckle up, it's gonna be a tasty ride!

Ep 26Episode 26 - 50 States of Spooky
EHold onto your seats, folks! Priscilla's kicking off this episode with a spine-chilling map of the most haunted spots in all 50 states! Meanwhile, Loren's showing off the raddest power washer you've ever seen! And to top it all off, Priscilla reveals a fantastic Father's Day gift that's also a treat for herself. Stay tuned!Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 25Episode 25 - IT'S BOB 👨🏻
EIn this episode, Loren brings giant fun with Giant Connect 4! We’re not quite sure if you need stilts to join in, but we're pretty confident Priscilla can reach the top without a boost. Then, Priscilla spills the beans on her spontaneous purchase, while Loren drops the mic with the holy grail of planters....thats right, a freakin Bob Belcher painted planter!! 👨🏻🪴Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 24Episode 24 - Be Kind & Rewind
EIn this episode, Priscilla whisks us back in time to when blurry photos were all the rage (the OG filter) and TVs were not only small and hefty but also rocked a built in VHS player!? Meanwhile, Loren unveils us the ultimate household play weapon.....I mean, if you're looking for a fun way to get back at someone you love, this might just be the ticket for sweet sweet revenge 😈 (in a playful way of course!)Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 23Episode 23 - MOJO JOJO!
EIn this episode, Loren hits us with some Texan wisdom coming all the way from Buc-ee’s themselves, while Priscilla goes on a bit of an impulse spree for those good vibes, all thanks to that irresistible sassy green monkey we all know and love! 🐒 💚Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 22Episode 22 - Call 1-800...
EIn this episode, Priscilla goes a little off her rocker and brings a discontinued cook book....that you can eat?? Loren brings a sandbox 5 year old you would have been extremely jealous of and both marvel at what a "smart" trashcan can do now a days. Who knew trash could be smart!? 📖🏖️🗑️Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 21Episode 21 - The Lord's Chicken
EIn this episode, Loren brings it in hot with the most holy of chicken.....the Lord's Chicken 🐓 (AKA Chick-fil-A). Priscilla attempts to frankenstien together songs she thinks exist while both ultimately recover their most favorite saying of all that embodies the truest nature of crumpling up your problems and tossing them in the trash 🗑️Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 20Episode 20 - I'M DIRTY DAN!
EIn this episode, Priscilla & Loren start off with the most CRISP sounds 🎧. Priscilla brings everything Spongebob because she's truly a goofy goober at heart while Loren brings us the most wonderful towel warmer that apparently some like to put in their running shower....? Listen, you do you but please don't put electronics in your dang shower people! Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 19Episode 19 - Words Are Hard
EIn this episode, Loren recounts the days before she gave into "rabbit food". Priscilla goes further into her introvert side by communicating her emotions through a "Social Battery" pin and ultimately they both learn that if you leave your headphones charging too long on certain chargers, you just may melt them to the ground! Yikes 😬Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 18Episode 18 - Coachella
EIn this episode, Priscilla brings the wonderful magic of BONE CONDUCTION to the pod....no she doesnt actually fully get what that is but that's okay because that's where Loren's awesome googling skills come in! Loren shares the greatest tales of Carl the dopey bird and tells us the secret to shutting off your brain to get to sleep 💤Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 17Episode 17 - Ka-Chow
EIn this episode, Loren & Priscilla talk endlessly about their need for laser levelers for their super cool wall art that glows in the dark and Loren outs Priscilla for being a shorty that will 100% use children’s “toys” that she actually calls everyday tool sets. Oh yea there’s some weird talk about “hostage” tape but it’s not as scary as it sounds! Just black tape that seals up your mouth to keep others from knowing you make noise when you sleep….see that’s totally normal!Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 16Episode 16 - Big Dumb Cup!
EIn this episode, Priscilla & Loren reveal their love for big dumb cups, debate over the necessity of weather predicting crystals that will tell you it's already raining (I'm just saying that's what a weather rock is for) and start planning out their future homes that will be filled with secret rooms. Yes. Even the restrooms will be secret rooms. Good luck finding that in time!Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 15Episode 15 - LEGO My Canadian Tuxedo
EIn this episode, Loren & Priscilla bring their great Lego finds to the podcast to share the awesomeness that Lego truly is. They have a quick Jeff's Correction Corner segment where Jeff brings plenty of needed fact checking from previous episodes and Priscilla finds out that getting your bike tossed into a tree is not something that happens at every school as punishment for not locking it up correctly...who woulda thought? Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastAnd on all your fav podcasting platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 14Episode 14 - Where's The Beef!?
EIn this episode, Priscilla and Loren talk endlessly about some tool benches that make you coffee, book ends that will keep you up at night and the hottest item out there that will make you the envy of all your pot lucking friends and foes! Also a weirdly detailed convo covering their likes and dislikes with sandwiches... But hey, who doesn't love a good sandwich right??Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:Komi: Justtakemymoneypodcast.komi.ioInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: @justtakemymoneypodcastYoutube : @JustTakeMyMoneyPodcast & most other streaming platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)

Ep 13Episode 13 - Robitussin Robots
EIn this episode, Loren tries to become a transformer like Optimus Prime while Priscilla recounts her fearful tales of earning a Furby in the early to mid-90s.....seriously you don't know scary until you own the OG.Follow along with this episode's items in the links below:KomiInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastTikTok: JusttakemymoneypodcastArtwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)In this episode, Loren tries to become a transformer like Optimus Prime while Priscilla recounts her fearful tales of earning a Furby in the early to mid-90s.....seriously you don't know scary until you own the OG.

Ep 12Episode 12 - Hard Headed Cowboys
EFollow along with this episode's items in the links below:KomiInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastYoutube : @JustTakeMyMoneyPodcast & most other streaming platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)In this episode, Loren & Priscilla continue on with part 2 of last week's episode with laundry conspiracies, cowboys that have some freaking hard heads and hats, and Priscilla learns there is such thing as tonsil stones and that just might be the new fear that haunts her at night.

Ep 11Episode 11 - Toolboxes For Ants, A Vacuum That Millennials Will Party With & Dog Vision Tablets
EFollow along with this episode's items in the links below:KomiInstagram : @just_take_my_money_podcastYoutube : @JustTakeMyMoneyPodcast & most other streaming platforms!Artwork by Julia Pratt (aka JubKate on Etsy!)In this episode, Loren finally joins us!! Priscilla & Loren go back and recount the time a diffuser almost scammed them both; they prove that they really are elder millennials who like to party with vacuums & are weirdly obsessed with tiny tools.
