Junk Miles with Chip & Jeff

Chip and Jeff are kicking off their tenth year of podcasting with a very (afterschool) special episode! They chat about “The Day My Kid Went Punk” with their buddy, Johnny Goodtimes. They also discuss Click and Clack, The Pixies, Smartless podcast, ABC Afterschool Specials, punk, new wave, Strangers with Candy, Chesapeake Bay Bridge, late 80s wrestlers and hip-hop, Quaaludes, “Afterschool Specials That Were a Little Late to The Game,” Quiz: “Real or Not Real Afterschool Special,” Pac-man Fever, vaccines, Catered Quiz, and much more!

Chip and Jeff are back on the mics and are super excited to chat about their favorite and least favorite Christmas songs. They also discuss Brady Bunch, Hawaii, R.E.M. tribute band, Mama’s Family, Nat King Cole, Bruce, David Bowie, The Kinks, The Pretenders, Chip does improv, Sequels to Popular Christmas Carols, Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special, Chip’s “Deck the Hall & Oates” video, and lots more festive chat.

Chip and Jeff are back from HELL and are super excited to chat about trick-or-treating, top-tier costumes, and all things Halloween. They also discuss Australians, Yakov Smirnoff, Dice Man, battling monsters, great unexpected kid costumes, when the candy runs out, The Ramones, “Airplane!,” Goose vs Geese, The Beths, Chappie, Flo and Mel from “Alice,” celeb siblings, top-grossing horror movies of the 80s and 90s, Jeff’s 50-mile trail run, and so much more!

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Chip and Jeff chat about running and the awesome Fraud Street Loop with Philadelphia's premier running coach Gerard Pescatore! As a reward for all you good people supporting this fundraiser for Philabundance, Chip and Jeff take turns asking some of the best music trivia questions from the 70s, 80s, 90s, and beyond! We also chat about dogs named Franklin, losing our eyesight, Segway tours, Stephen Tobolowsky, Kate Bush, the height difference between Hall and Oates, MTV Veejays, Fake movie bands, bands with umlauts, Dolly Parton, and so much more fun!

Chip and Jeff chat with writer and editor Russ Bengtson about the beloved 1985 adventure classic "The Goonies" and his book "A History of Basketball in Fifteen Sneakers." They also chat about dangerous sodas, the Fraud Street Loop, big 90s t-shirts, our first cool sneakers, sneaker culture, kids cursing in movies, awesome child actors, Cyndi Lauper, 80s wrestlers, The Goonies Oath, great deleted scenes, "Rad" BMX movie, The Kinks, Rush, Propagandhi, and so much more!

Your pals Chip and Jeff discuss the Brady Bunch holiday classic "A Very Brady Christmas." It’s awkward, slightly stressful, and oddly and uncomfortably horny. These are real-world Brady kids dealing with some real world problems, they are all grown up but still lie to their parents and find themselves in some major pickles. It’s the late 80s and they have regrettable mustaches, godawful hairdos, annoying husbands and detestable children, but don’t worry, some things don’t change… Alice is still wearing her dowdy blue maid outfit. She only has one. And for no reason at all, Jeff also tells Chip about The Rizzler.

Chip and Jeff crack their whips and discuss the 1981 action adventure classic “Raiders of the Lost Ark” with their very funny guest and friend William. We also chat about running a 100K trail race, mall walking, the rise of Bluesky, laser discs, movie maps, Tom Selleck, sexy bathrobes, go-to foods, “Harrison Ford’s Side Businesses” Quiz, Battle of The Network Stars, social media handles, and much more goodness.

Chip and Jeff are stoked to chat about the supernatural horror classic “Poltergeist” (1982). They also discuss whisky drinks, Secret Brits, nerd minutiae, JoBeth Williams, Craig T. Nelson, Top 100 Movie Quotes Quiz, scary trailers, "How would Chip Do When Facing Certain Monsters," Chuck Cunningham, Mike Myers, The Tubs, Detroiters, epic Gram Parsons story, and much more goodness!

Chip and Jeff are stoked to chat with special guest George Pasles about the 80s TV movie “The Midnight Hour” and a spooky episode of “Amazing Stories.” They also discuss The Monkees, TV theme songs, R.E.M. news, NJ rest stops, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Stuart Masterson, LeVar Burton, favorite Halloween costumes, Philadelphia, New Jersey geography, very old teens, Lenny and the Squigtones album, and much more goodness.

Chip and Jeff are stoked to chat about the epic fantasy adventure film “Legend” (1985) with special guest Matt Prindle. They also chat about Chip hitting 10,000 followers on Instagram, the Twin Cities, Tim Walz, doing improv, Tom Cruise True or False Quiz, Mia Sara, Ridley Scott, "Untamed Heart," Lily's Goth glow-up, Tangerine Dream, quest movies, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Andre Braugher, Oasis reunion, Johnny Marr, Chip Goes to a Bruce Concert, and more goodness!

Chip and Jeff are super pumped to talk about Chip’s all-time favorite movie “Jaws” (1975) with special guest Graham Paschall. They also chat about shark attacks, barbeques, Martha’s Vineyard, the band Goose, Quiz: Working Titles for the Movie “Jaws” That Were Not Used, “The Jaws Log” by Carl Gottlieb, Favorite “Jaws” quotes, rebus puzzles, Bo Knows, other good shark movies, “Tremors,” Blobfest, Chip’s YouTube Special, J’s Pizza in Belmar NJ, best movie monologues, and more goodness!

Chip and Jeff are excited to dig into a tasty plate of “Meatballs!” They also chat about summer camps, super old teens, Bill Murray, Chris Makepeace, Emmy Blotnick, children singing loudly, french fries, David Naughton, Dr. Pepper, amazing 70s sitcom songs, Chip’s acting debut on “Tires” on Netflix, Action News, Anna Goldfarb’s new book, Atlantic City casino secret dining room, “Don't You (Forget About Me)" deep dive, Jeff’s Korean drama recommendations, and much more!

Chip and Jeff are back and are itching to discuss the 1985 made-for-tv movie "Poison Ivy." They also discuss Chip’s stage prep, Joe Moore, a very filthy comedy show they both performed in, Chip’s latest comedy special, Jeff’s very long dark trail run, wedding officiants, camp movies, “Wet Hot American Summer,” hacky sack coaches, “Facts of Life,” Nancy McKeon, “High School U.S.A.,” Jeff roasts Chip, and more!

Chip and Jeff wrap up 2023 with a fun chat! They discuss Christmas traditions, bad swing bands, kangaroos, parties are fun, big dogs, Christmas Eve Miracle on Lincoln Drive, eggnog, figgy pudding, eating contests, cookies, the feast of the seven fishes, The Bear, hiding food, shoegaze, Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Only Murders in The Building, Modern Lovers, The Kinks, Darlingside, Christmas Songs Yes or No, Todd Glass, and much more festive goodness!

Chip and Jeff hit the road to see the Found Footage Fest live in Bethlehem, PA, and discuss the following topics William Joel, Harold Styles, "I got beat up a [blank] concert," City Gardens, Allentown PA, best road trips, harmonicas, guitar comedians, marathon cheating, Found Footage Fest, Nirvana’s last Philly show, holding a baby koala and much more goodness!

Chip and Jeff discuss the 1977 hockey classic “Slap Shot” with comedian and author Dave Hill. They also discuss Dave’s new book “The Awesome Game - One Man's Incredible, Globe-Crushing Hockey Odyssey” and his lifelong love of the sport. Other topics discussed include HitchBot, Found Footage Festival, hockey cuisine, basketball shorts, loud Philly bars, Polish hooligans, Dave’s Canadian heritage, youth hockey, Rob Zombie Flyers movie, Paul Newman's beautiful blue eyes, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and much more fun.

Chip and Jeff discuss the 1993 baseball classic “Rookie of The Year” with their very funny pal, comedian Pat House. They also discuss Red Stripe beer, young Blake Wexler, Marc Maron, HBO, beef commercials, Thomas Ian Nicholas, John Candy, Home Alone, Mary Radzinski, NY state, Awesome Baseball Movie Quiz, Rated R HBO movies, Genesis, drinks of choice, baseball songs, and much more goodness!

Chip and Jeff discuss the 1990 desert terror classic “Tremors” with our very funny pal, comedian James Hesky. They also discuss the Reba McEntire impressions, Rounders, John Malkovich’s Russian accent, Fred Ward, night terrors, corduroy hats, movie characters who participated in January 6, Kevin Bacon's Little-Known Instructional Videos, Eddie Money, Pee-wee Herman, unearthed "Tremors" theme song, Doogie Horner impressions, guy friendships, and much more goodness!

Chip and Jeff discuss the 1980s werewolf classic “Teen Wolf” starring Michael J. Fox. They also discuss the Pixies, Franz Ferdinand, conspiracy theories, trail running, Chip’s comedy shows, hardworking Michael J. Fox, werewolfism, keg parties, “Superbad,” Teen Wolf movie rip-offs, Teen Wolf character spin-offs, controversial nude scene, a very bad soundtrack, Michael J’s other business ventures and much more goodness!

Chip and Jeff discuss the grunge-era romantic comedy “Singles.” They also discuss Todd Glass, beekeeper conventions, baseball caps, Bridget Fonda, Matt Dillon, Cameron Crowe, allergy season, Broad Street Run, Philadelphia Trail Marathon, endoscopies, BMX Bandits, private doctors, Samiam, Chip’s Favorite Grunge Bands, “The Daytrippers,” Tim Burton, 90s technology and magazines, Melanie Griffith’s lions, Alfred Hitchcock movies, Zach Galifianakis appreciation, Need a Good Laugh Tips, and much more goodness.

Jeff chats with singer/songwriter Brian Seymour about the 80s classic "Valley Girl" and much more goodness including: Brian's new music, The Payolas, Fergie’s Pub, Tom Waits, Asbury Park, early HBO and MTV, the mighty WHTG in Eatontown NJ, Peter Case, Deborah Foreman, Nic Cage, rom-com montages, 80s mall culture, 80s movie soundtracks, Psychedelic Furs, curating your past, Guadalcanal Diary, Men at Work and more!

Chip and Jeff chat with writer and producer Sean Thomason about the 90s horror comedy classic “Army of Darkness,” his work with RiffTrax, and his popular Lord of the Rings podcast. Topics also discussed: NYC Marathon recap, Staten Island, Twitter chaos, Lord of The Rings, Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davitz, Bridget Fonda, RiffTrax, jam bands, Ween, word games, TV show podcasts, "Blatant Evil Dead Rip-Offs" quiz, Ash’s best quotes not in the film, “The Day The Earth Stood Still,” vampires and baseball, Shemp, “Burn Notice,” and much more goodness.

Chip and Jeff chat with horror aficionados Derek Lawler and Tom Coombe about their favorite scary movies. Topics also discussed: South Philly treat or treating, a ton of scary-good movie recommendations, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, Pavement, Geoff Tate EPK, Italian horror movies, sharks vs zombies, Lenora’s Midnight Rental, Chubby Checker, favorite and least favorite horror movie tropes, chunky Draculas, Least Popular Knock-Off Candy Bars, horror movie sequels quiz, scary dentist video, orange cats, and more.

Chip and Jeff chat with beloved comedian, writer, and people-pleaser, Josh Gondelman about the 90s baseball classic “The Sandlot.” Topics also discussed: Josh’s hilarious new comedy special “Josh Gondelman: People Pleaser,” Fraud Street Run 2022, dogs on the beach, “You know who you look like,” Craig Finn, Sean Penn, favorite Sandlot Kids, “Little House on The Prairie,” mail chimps, the new “Fletch” movie, Lesser Known Sports Movie Sequels Quiz, Chip’s list of “Thing Scotty Smalls Didn’t Know,” Y2K, stealing signs, fun parts about comedy tours, Todd Barry, and more.

Chip and Jeff chat with the very funny writer and activist Maura Quint about the 1987 classic “The Princess Bride” and how it made an impact on her life. They also discuss leg lengthening procedures, mini golf, Twitter, mall movie theaters, Rob Reiner’s very strong run of movies, Robin Wright, Carey Elwes, “The Sure Thing,” Mandy Patinkin’s Twitter, stuntmen flubs, Andre the Giant love, Princess Bride fun facts and sequel ideas, Wallace Shawn, canceled celebs, and more fun!

Chip and Jeff chat with comedian Ken Kratz about the 1981 Dudley Moore classic “Arthur.” They also discuss hijinks comedies, “fun” drunks, butlers, John Gielgud’s killer lines, Liza Minnelli, lesser-known Dudley Moore movies, Andy Kindler, songs written about Dudley Moore, Greta Gerwig, “Teen Wolf,” Big Bird in space, “On Golden Pond,” and much more goodness!

Chip and Jeff chat with beloved actor, writer, and comedian Andy Richter about the 1981 James Caan movie "Thief" and how it inspired him to pursue a career in acting. They also discuss Laverne and Shirley's military cartoon, James Caan, Chicago movies and Chicago accents, high school plays, prop masters, Tuesday Weld, payphones, imposing actors, scarring movies, "Wheel of Fortune" shopping spree, "Celebrity Jeopardy," Frank Rizzo, Studio Ghibli, cooking, Andy’s favorite funny guests, screwing around in Conan's writer’s room, Three Questions with Andy Richter, and much more fun.

Chip and Jeff chat with the extremely funny comedian Blake Wexler about his love of “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.” They also discuss granola bars, little Chip’s traumatizing glasses story, foot doctors, Jim Carrey, celebrity impressions, Bob Gunton, Blake’s numerous lies, Carrey’s highest grossing movies, possible remakes, catchphrases, Pavement reunion, Beavis and Butt-head, stuntmen, celebrity impersonators, Eagles gear, Austin Powers, and so much more!

Chip and Jeff chat with the very funny actor and comedian Erin Whitehead about the legendary 80s movie “The NeverEnding Story.” They also discuss pizza shirts, Noah Hathaway, Gerald McRaney, MySpace, horse girls, dragons, 80s movie theme songs, actually guys, Kajagoogoo, tattoos, "Lesser Know Horse Movies and TV Shows" quiz, Gilbert Gottfried, TV show recommendations, and much more goodness.

Chip and Jeff chat with the very funny writer Alex Scordelis ("Billy on the Street," "Difficult People") about the 90s seafaring classic “Captain Ron.” They also discuss popping P's, epic Beach Boys nachos story, Soul Coughing, GWAR fun fact, “Insane Clown Posse Theater,” living room concerts, Alex’s Neil Young cover band, Wes Anderson dog killer, Martin Short, Mary Kay Place, lesser-known Martin Short projects, The Untold Story of Some Guy Plowing Into a Wedding Cake in a Guns 'N Roses Music Video, hair metal bands blaming grunge, MC Skat Kat, vomiting Eddie Vedder, first concert with parents, and much more!

Chip and Jeff chat with writer, actor, comedian, Andrew Orvedahl (“Those Who Can’t”) about the legendary 80s movie “Harry and The Hendersons!” They also discuss Mitski, TV-less childhoods, Stamos-era Beach Boys, Bigfoot movies, “Harry and The Hendersons,” blood donation, “Webster,” Pet Chat with Andrew’s two huskies, epic dog-mountain-bike mishap, shocking admission from Chip, Three Stooges Convention, Chip’s Amazing Cryptozoology Quiz, crying during movies, band cruises, role-playing games, and many more tangents.

Chip and Jeff chat with beloved author/illustrator/comedian Doogie Horner about the electrifying 80s classic “Short Circuit.” They discuss pet clothes, washing machines, The Beatles, book cover designs, James Joyce, a truly terrifying large dog story, New Zealand, Ally Sheedy, Steve Guttenberg, Three Law of Robotics, robot movies, Haley Joel Osment, speed reading, Doogie's amazing impressions, "Deadly Friend," proposed "Short Circuit" sequels, Mr. T, electric grandmothers, best cocaine podcasts, and much more goodness!

Chip, Joe Moore, and Jeff pay a festive visit to Jon Solomon's 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show on WPRB, and Joe debuts a new holiday classic!

Chip and Jeff chat with their pal, comedian Jake Mattera, about the holiday classic “A Christmas Story” and also enjoy a surprise visit from comedian Gregg Gethard! They discuss Peter Billingsley, "Kolchak: The Night Stalker," bitcoin seminars, Bonefish Grille, The Ground Round, clown accidents, Good Last-Minute Christmas Gift Ideas, Cameo, young gifted Chip, Jeff's first arrest, Jake’s Christmas Injury, misheard Christmas lyrics, best Christmas gifts, backyard wrestling, Harry and The Hendersons, awful chewing tobacco stories, Magic 8-balls, and much more merriment!

Chip and Jeff chat about the 1986 classic “Big Trouble in Little China” with Jon Solomon. They discuss Giant supermarkets, Junk Miles Facebook Live Dec 18th, throwing stars, John Carpenter, Kurt Russell, Dennis Dun, volcano movies, box office, DVD commentaries, “Star Wars” casting, The Big Ragoo, Yo La Tengo Hanukkah Shows, Eleventh Dream Day, Kim Cattrall, blatant movie exposition, “Baby Geniuses,” Big Movie Mashup Game, “The Movies That Made Us,” coffee table books, “How To with John Wilson,” “Lodge 49,” 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show, and much more goodness.

Chip and Jeff chat about the 1987 classic “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” with writer and author Ed Daly. They discuss Ed’s excellent new book, “The Christmas Book: The Ultimate Guide to Your Favorite Holiday,” Fraud Street Run wrap-up, lost keys, Spicoli shirts, weird Christmas TV shows and movies, Alf, clown audiences, Battle of The Network Stars, Amy Heckerling, Damone, Taylor Negron, mall culture, “Fast Times” TV show, Oingo Boingo, teen jobs, “Gremlins,” barking dogs, “It’s a Wonderful Life,” and much more merriment..

Chip and Jeff chat about the 1987 classic “Spaceballs” with journalist and writer, Maggie Serota. They discuss tea season, Fraud Street Run, “Make Jeff Run Twice,” death by Onewheel, Cherry Hill Mall, sock shopping, Mel Brooks, love for Bill Pullman and Rick Moranis, sick day viewings, “Singles,” Chip’s Guide to Spaceball Film References, Shields and Yarnell, Wayland Flowers and Madame, Hollywood Actor Monster Name Quiz, MTV’s Remote Control, favorite Halloween costumes, Robert Smith, Quiet Riot, Tom Waits, R.L. Stein, Sammy Hagar, Flea’s Instagram, documentary talking head backgrounds, and more goodness.

Chip and Jeff chat about the 1985 classic “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” with actor, writer, comedian, and co-founder of The Art of Brooklyn Film Fest, Anthony DeVito. They discuss Brooklyn, catholic schools, “Lords of Flatbush,” upcoming Billy Eichner film "Bros," Paul Reubens, Phil Hartman, Twisted Sister, Jan Hooks, The Groundlings, E.G. Daily, annoying runners, Mark Mothersbaugh, Reggae Christmas, “Pee-wee’s Playhouse” Character Quiz, Adam Duritz, and much more goodness.

Chip and Jeff chat with author Kendra Alvey about the 1987 sexy vampire classic “The Lost Boys.” They discuss goths, curly hair, sexy saxophones players, the two Coreys, Santa Cruz, “The Lost Boys” soundtrack, The Call, Matthew Lillard, vampire movie recommendations, “Supernatural,” 90s music song quiz, awesome rescue dogs, Phoebe Bridgers, Fraud Street Run 2021, and much more goodness.

Chip and Jeff chat with actor and artist Senta Moses Mikan about the 1985 Sarah Jessica Parker film "Girls Just Want to Have Fun." They discuss tornado sheltering in place, Philly 10K, Chip Chantry 10K, hypochondriacs, prog rock, Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt, dancing with doorknobs, Chicago movies, being a child actor, films with song names, freeze-frame endings, Cyndi Lauper, Square Pegs, William Zabka, “Home Alone,” “Blues Brothers,” Pet Talk, dog movies, Bob Ross documentary, and much more goodness.

In this clip from the upcoming “Thursday Night Movie Club – UHF” show, Chip quizzes Jeff and special guest Nick Prueher from the Found Footage Festival Found about “Weird Al” songs.

Chip and Jeff chat with Found Footage Festival host Nick Prueher about the 1989 “Weird Al” classic “UHF.” They discuss OK GO, heroic grandfathers, E.T., Muppets, UHF, ALF, Weird Al fun facts, visiting the “UHF” Tulsa locations, VCR Party, Spatula City, Ginger Baker, General Hospital, Prince, celebrity auras, Ricky Gervais, Chip’s Amazing Weird Al Music Quiz, Rick Derringer, Madonna, Kurt Cobain, Neil Hamburger, Pac-Man, Shaturday Morning Cartoons, and much more weirdness.

Chip and Jeff chat with Philly’s favorite quizmaster Johnny Goodtimes. They discuss Ted Lasso, Philly Magazine, Nassawadox Virginia, South Philly dolphin tank, Quizzo, Quizzo documentary, failed live comedy shows, The Wheel of Terrific, awful 2000s hipsters, Chip’s awesome lawn signs, Shibe Vintage Sports, Chip’s awesome t-shirt ideas, the Philadelphia Phoenix, and much more goodness.

Chip and Jeff gleefully chat about the 1986 BMX classic “Rad.” Topics discussed include Jackson Brown-based beer names, Sparks Brothers, Olympic gymnast movies, movies with freeze-frame endings, best 80s movie theme songs, The Pipefitters with Lou Diamond Phillips, Hal Needham, BMX bike dancing, Big Buffy, “BMX Bandits,” Lori Loughlin, James Spader, Bart Conner, penny-farthings, Yugos, Kix cereal, “Gymkata,” “American Anthem,” BMX Tricks Yes or No, and much more goodness.

Through the magic of cyberspace, Chip and Jeff were honored to welcome Christina Lee Chung, President & Managing Partner of the Philadelphia Phoenix. They discuss the Philadelphia Phoenix 4K, the sport of Ultimate, super fun things that happen during an Ultimate game, Johnny Goodtimes, Sedgley Woods Disc Golf, Nodding Head Brewery, and more disc-related goodness! Chip and Jeff also discuss bad charities, reading glasses, dogs, Philly 10K, New Zealand, Taika Waititi, Trails4Tails 50K, pickpockets, Longhair Chip, Four Seasons Total Landscaping concert, Laura Jane Grace, Brendan Kelly, Lawrence Arms, Fraud Street Run, and more!

Through the magic of cyberspace, Chip and Jeff were honored to welcome the very funny James Hesky to the show. They discuss his super fun web series The Depressed Chef, post-vax activities, Deep Thoughts, cooking shows, Gordon Ramsay, beef wellington, good diner meals, giant margaritas, embracing Guy Fieri, Shane Torres, sour beer, dumb things we have done, bad driving, meeting Mr. Rogers, anesthesia, E.R. mishaps, a very bad business idea, top clam-flavored drinks, Pet Chat with Franklin, coyote rollers, running updates, and much more goodness!

Through the magic of cyberspace, Chip and Jeff welcome Barry and The Boss from the Renegades podcast. They discuss new pets, Franklin, Billy Joel, Jimmy Carter, Dune, Mr. Wizard, The Temptations, hot dogs, wedding music, speedballs, word association, lesser-known McDonaldland characters, summer jobs, The Last Blockbuster, new video store categories, Ben Gibbard, and much more goodness!

Through the magic of cyberspace, Chip and Jeff welcome Philly drumming legend Patrick Berkery and multitalented musician David Hobbs. They discuss fist-fighting at a Belle and Sebastian show, favorite concert tees, the most you ever paid to see a band, Kenn Kweder, Tom Petty, epic opening acts, Black Crowes, Ben Lee, Faith No More, you can’t stump Pat Berkery, Al Alberts, Philly Orchestra, bands having fun onstage, R.E.M.’s best food songs, matching Rush t-shirts, Naughty by Nature, New Pornographers, Joe Moore pushing a Pumpkin, Descendents, best live shows ever seen, and so much more!