Jordan, Jesse, GO!

NPR host and writer Linda Holmes joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the Quaker religion, the Television Critics Association, and social clubs for adults. Action item: send in JJGo and MaximumFun merchandise ideas!

Fan favorite Maria Bamford joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's new possible nickname, Maria's community building, survival stories and everyone performs a special version of the national anthem.

Australian comedian Claudia O'Doherty joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of action hero names, Australian hunks, and Japanese toilets.

Fan favorite Dave Holmes joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of educational tv shows, a cooking class Dave took, and Jesse's experience buying Simon a new bed.

Comedian and host Hasan Minhaj joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of sneaker collecting culture, concert experiences, and Hasan's new show on PBS.

Comedian and radio personality Dave Hill joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of millennial music, terrifying commercials, and Jesse takes a side in the ongoing dads vs. grads feud.

Comedian and podcaster Dave Shumka joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of millennial television shows, non-sexual fetish videos and Jordan's upcoming trip to Burning Man. Plus, long time listener Ronnie joins in to take some momentous occasions and help Jesse find his next car. ACTION ITEMS: • What should Jordan do at Burning Man? • What kind of car should Jesse get?

On a rare guestless episode, Jordan and Jesse sit down for a discussion of nontraditional pets, Jesse's visit to a german delicatessan, and the guys get a special package of Chinese snacks from Donna the olympian.

Comedian Tony Camin and comedy writer Carol Kolb join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Facebook, Jordan's Texas wedding trip, and the upcoming BoatParty.biz.

Jasper Redd and Nick Adams join Jesse for a discussion of growing up in the woods versus the city, summer camp, and a key difference between white people and black people.

Comedian and podcaster April Richardson joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of their recent northwest tour, bar etiquette and April's experience at a rockabilly conference.

Comedian and writer Robin Thede joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of therapists, their trip to an LA Kiss arena football game, and Jesse's vacation.

Mike Schmidt joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's experience at a faerie hunt in Griffith Park, Jesse's feelings about changing in front of strangers, and their upcoming trip to the LA Kiss arena football game.

Comedian and podcaster Graham Elwood joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the movie Pompeii, Anne Hathaway and Jesse's run in with a mysterious man known only as Johnny Westlake.

Sunny D, our producer, sits in with Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Brian's early days in LA, downtown Los Angeles, and Jordan's new job.

Comedian Chris Fairbanks joins Jordan and Jesse for a very special MaxFunDrive episode and a discussion of arena football, Chris' career as a funny dancer, and Jordan's sister's upcoming wedding. Be a part of the MaxFunDrive! Go to www.maximumfun.org/donate.

Podcaster Justin McElroy joins Jordan and Jesse in a MaxFun podcast mashup for a discussion of remote recording, Miami sightseeing, and the amazing power of onions. Plus, it's the pledge drive! Go to MaximumFun.org/donate to get involved!

Comedian and musician Rachel Bloom joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of terrifying children's movies, dressing for weddings and Jordan's social media cutback.

Writer and podcaster Caleb Bacon joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the characters in Jesse's neighborhood, Jesse's visit to Russell Simmons' house and Jodan's viewing of Cabin Boy.

Rob Corddry and Scott Simpson join Jordan and Jesse live on stage at the Eureka Theater in San Francisco.

Comedian Bill Burr joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Valentine's Day, Bill's high school experience and Shia LaBeouf's new art project.

Comedian and host Aisha Tyler joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Shia LeBouf's penis, Jesse's crack rock experience, and burning man. Plus, Aisha and Jordan give Jesse advice on what to say to high school students at his alma mater.

Nick "Repeat" Adams joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Disneyland, Jesse's new tree, and they take some sultry momentous occasions.

Recorded live on the USS Iowa, Dana Gould and Eliza Skinner join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Disney Cruises, the movie Labor Day, and a quiz game.

Dave Horwitz joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of celebrity kids rapping, the female rap group The Northern State, and Jordan's theory about how men and women should smell. Plus, Dave gets the guys gifts and they all come up with a new slogan for 2014.

Comedian, writer, and producer Andy Woods joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of mall restaurants, Jesse's neighbors, Cards Against Humanity and the Mr. Cooper-verse.

Comedian Tess Barker joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of mean teenagers, the new reboot of Real Sex and hypothetical hosting jobs.

Comedian and writer Guy Branum joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of hipster affectations, Guy's taste in music, and foreign money. Plus, Jesse's brother John joins everyone in the booth for momentous occasions.

Comedian Nadia Kamil joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of holiday drinks, Catherine Zeta Jones' piano, and Wales.

Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon, hosts of the Indoor Kids, join Jordan and Jesse to for a discussion of children's books, Bud Light Cranberita, and the magic of cutting a doughnut in half.

Comedian, writer, and actor Asterios Kokkinos joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Must See TV, the new Hobbit themed menu at Denny's, and putting shoes on dogs.

Bryan Cook, the creator of Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction, joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's past interaction with some shady police officers, new Candyland, and a terrifying crow encounter.

Writer and showrunner Geoff Haggerty joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of magic, nudity in movies and television, Jesse's trip to the bike shop, and Jesse's voice acting.

As the show hits three hundred episodes, Jordan decides to hang up his headphones and leave the world of podcasting behind. However, Jesse and Brian track him down at a cattle auction and play him some great clips from the last one hundred episodes in an attempt to woo him back into the recording booth.

Comedian and writer Andy Secunda joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's fear of going to bed, Andy's terrifying Orca dream, fruit snacks, and Jordan's experience buying wine for Andy's dinner party.

Comedian and podcaster Matt Mira joins Jesse and Jordan for a discussion of Jesse and Theresa's new baby, Jordan's Haunted Hayride trip, and Matt's enthusiasm for model trains.

Chris Fairbanks and Karen Kilgariff join Jordan and Jesse for a live episode taped at the LA Podcasting Festival.

Comedian and podcaster Michelle Biloon joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Michelle's terrifying experience with pony rides, Jesse's search for a preschool, and Jordan's bewilderment over an oddly placed billboard. Plus, Bucky Sinister calls in to help judge the Jordan Morris Poetry Contest.

Comedian and writer Hal Rudnick joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Hal's Penn State roots, Jordan's new commercial, and Jesse gives an update on his electronics repair man.

Comedian Kimberly Clark joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of toasters, placenta eating, and the end of the Zune era.

Jordan and Jesse go at it alone today and talk about Jordan's recent "dad" audition, a new Ed Begley Jr. movie, and heartthrobs from the past.

Daily Show writer and podcaster Dan McCoy joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of spiderman, Jordan's recent internet fame, and the boat party.

Jordan and Jesse perform live at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and in London, England at The Phoenix.

Comedian and writer Liz Feldman joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's horder neighbor, Terry Gross' cat, and the new website Lulu. Plus, Joe Blubaugh, winner of the full chort license plate contest comes by for a visit.

Comedian Shelby Fero joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Alan and Robin Thicke, secondary mutations, and crossbows. Plus, they get into Straight Talk for Teens: Teen 2 Teen.

Comedian Dave Ross joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of monkey butt, Jesse's electronic repair man, apartment hunting, and Dave's future comedy special.

Comedian and actress Emily Maya Mills joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's trip to the National concert, plus Jesse gives a pig-sitting update, there's an ice cream givaway update, and they talk about having sex in a museum. Action items: What should Jordan and Jesse do with their quinceanera hall? What should Jordan and Jesse's momentous occasion be? Would Jordan look good with Pete-burns?

Scott Simpson joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of global warming, cracker jacks, playground ipod touches, Air BNB and celebrity appearances at Boatparty.biz.

Nick "Repeat" Adams joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's life on the road, Pacific Rim, the upcoming ice cream giveaway in Denver and a Driving Miss Daisy reboot.

James Reichmuth and Rob Baedeker from the sketch comedy group Kasper Hauser join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of creativity, car washes, donut shops, and fast food.