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Israel Bans Aid Groups For The Same Reason It Bans Journalists

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Doctors and aid workers largely became the de facto journalists on the ground in Gaza when Israel banned international news media and began systematically assassinating Gaza-based Palestinian journalists. So Israel wants to get rid of those de facto reporters to hide its crimes. Reading by Tim Foley.

Jan 1, 20265 min

New Year's Resolutions 2026

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Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 31, 20252 min

The Israeli Government Put My Name At The Top Of An 'Antisemite' List

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My name appears at the top of a list in a document the Israeli government released earlier this month in order to draw false associations between the Bondi Beach shooting and online criticism of Israel and its atrocities. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 30, 20258 min

They Feign Concern About Pro-Palestine Chants In Order To Shut Down Pro-Palestine Protests

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If they weren't concern-trolling about "globalize the intifada" they'd make up some other excuse to express their concern, and they know it. Their objection is to criticism of Israel, not to the way those criticisms are being expressed. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 28, 20255 min

Netanyahu Is Visiting Trump For The FIFTH Time This Year, And Other Notes

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But of course it would be antisemitic to suggest that there's anything strange about the US president meeting with the Israeli prime minister more frequently than with any other foreign leader on the planet. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 28, 20256 min

Stop Picking On Poor Little Israel

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Stop picking on poor little Israel. It's just sitting there minding its own business trying to do a little genocide in peace while aggressively lobbying your government to crush your freedom of speech and freedom of assembly, and you're OBSESSING about it for NO REASON. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 23, 20254 min

Notes On Bondi Beach And Free Speech

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The dumbest thing we are being asked to believe today is that pro-Palestinian protests caused the Bondi shooting. It's self-evidently moronic. No one sincerely believes it. They're just pretending to believe it to get protests banned and criticism of Israel outlawed. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 22, 20254 min

If You're Not Free To Oppose A Genocide, Your Society Is Not Free

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If the right to free speech does not include the right to oppose an active genocide using strong and unmitigated language, then there is no freedom of speech. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 21, 20253 min

If Israel Gets To Undermine Our Rights, Then We Get To Undermine Israel

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You are allowed to subvert and undermine Israel's interests, because Israel is trying to subvert and undermine your rights. You are allowed to interfere in Israel's affairs, because Israel is interfering in your country's affairs. As Israel tries to exert more and more influence over western society and pushes western governments to crush our freedom of speech and assembly, we should be doing everything we can to make sure that western society turns against Israel, and that western governments alienate this freakish apartheid state on the world stage. And we should feel perfectly entitled in doing so, because Israel certainly feels comfortable coming after us and our rights. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 21, 20256 min

The Australian Israel Lobby Is Flat-Out Saying They Want A Ban On Criticism Of Israel

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Not just hate speech against Jews. Criticism of a foreign state. They’re coming right out and saying it. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 19, 20257 min

Trump Moves Closer To War With Venezuela, And Other Notes

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It's so American how the Sackler family caused a national opioid crisis which ultimately led to the fentanyl crisis, and instead of imprisoning them the US eventually went "Hang on, we can use this as an excuse to start a war with a country that doesn't even produce fentanyl." Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 18, 20255 min

Israel Propagandists Are Uniformly Spouting The Exact Same Line About The Bondi Shooting

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Of course, these outlets and individuals do not actually care about the phrase “globalize the intifada”. If pro-Palestine activists had never chanted that slogan, pro-Israel spinmeisters would be focusing on a different line today. They are not trying to stop chants which they perceive as dangerous, they are trying to stomp out criticism of Israel’s genocidal atrocities. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 17, 20256 min

Australians Being Massacred Shouldn't Bother Us More Than Palestinians Being Massacred

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Palestinians don't love their families any less than Australians do. Australian lives aren't any more significant or valuable than Palestinian lives. There is no valid reason for the world to have focused any less on the 15 people who were killed in Gaza on March 16 than on the 15 people who were murdered on Bondi Beach. But it did. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 15, 20258 min

Israel Apologists Hasten To Use Bondi Shooting To Attack Anti-Genocide Activists

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It's so gross watching the tail-wagging excitement of Israel supporters in response to this shooting. They're so happy they have another rhetorical weapon with which to bludgeon pro-Palestine voices into silence. They can barely contain their glee. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 15, 20257 min

The Empire Is Scrambling To Fully Dominate Latin America, And Other Notes

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The US pirating a Cuba-bound oil tanker from Venezuela illustrates how the empire is hurrying to shore up control over Latin America in the same way the US and Israel are quickly shoring up control over the middle east. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 11, 20255 min

New York Times Wants The US Military Built Up For War With China

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Just as the United States hits its first official trillion-dollar annual military budget, the New York Times editorial board has published an article which argues that the US is going to need to increase military funding to prepare for a major war with China. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 10, 20256 min

How To Heal When The World Is On Fire

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We definitely don't need to wait until the bastards have been defeated and we're feeling safe and secure in order to begin our healing journey. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 9, 20257 min

The Blue Whales Have Stopped Singing

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The blue whales have stopped singing because the krill are vanishing because the oceans are warming because we are ruled by long-toothed liars whose insides are full of dead leaves. The great whales have gone silent and my bird has gone blind and there are chatbots in the basement and corpses in the corn. Under the overpass it is dry and still. You would never know that everything is dying. You should come and visit me. Meet me over there under the sepia streetlights with the strangleporn perverts and fentanyl fallen, all the stillborn scar tissue extractions from the wreckage of a banished womb, the NAFTA-noosed factory towns full of deserted buildings and the window-snarling meth towns full of deserted people, where the cries of orphaned Palestinians mingle with the cries of the last baby orangutan ever born in the wild. Meet me under the flickering lights. Bring me some smokes and a sad luck story and let's stay up late by the freeway watching the traffic get sparse. Show me the spots on your skin where life has kicked you and I will kiss them and give you a flower. The leviathans have gone quiet and the turbines are getting loud, and everything has become so strange. So sit with me on this curb under my burlap wing and let's laugh and heal and mark beauty until sunrise. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 8, 20252 min

Trump's Henchmen Keep Calling Their War Slut President A Peacemaker

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Trump campaigned on being a president of peace and continues to stake his personal reputation on big talk about peacemaking, but in terms of concrete action he's just as much of a warmonger as the psychopaths who came before him. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 8, 20254 min

Sudan, Venezuela, And Other Notes

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If Maduro really was a monstrous tyrannical dictator the US would be selling him F-35s. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 7, 20257 min

On Becoming The First Species To Go Extinct From Politeness

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Gonna follow the dinosaurs out the door because it was too uncomfortable and confrontational to tell a few billionaires and empire managers to fuck off. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 4, 20254 min

Sorry If This Is Antisemitic But I Think It's Wrong To Train Dogs To Rape Prisoners

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One thing I try not to think about very often is how many reports we've been seeing about Israeli prison guards training dogs to rape Palestinian captives in torture camps like Sde Teiman. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 4, 20254 min

World's Most Tyrannical Government Wants To Free Venezuela From Tyranny

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Whenever I see the US empire saying they plan to remove the latest Official Bad Guy from power in order to liberate a nation from tyranny, I always want to ask, what is tyranny? Is it tyranny to constantly topple foreign governments by force if their leaders disobey you? Is it tyranny to circle the planet with hundreds of military bases in order to dominate all of humanity? Is it tyranny to continuously be inflicting mass military slaughter, backing genocides, staging foreign coups, fomenting unrest and uprisings in foreign nations, meddling in foreign elections, funding proxy conflicts, imposing blockades and starvation sanctions on civilian populations, and engaging in nuclear brinkmanship in order to rule the world? Is it tyranny to treat the entire global south as your personal piggy bank from which to extract limitless labor and resources and murder anyone who tries to inhibit these practices through any movement toward national sovereignty? Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 3, 20253 min

Ah, Good Old War Propaganda

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The most common misconception about the free press of the western world is that it exists. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 2, 20257 min

The Craziest Thing In The World Is That We Could End Poverty, But We Don't

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It's just so insane how this doesn't sit front and center in our attention all the time. There are people dying of starvation, exposure and preventable illnesses every single day for no good reason. Humanity became more than capable of ensuring that this never happened to anyone ever again, and just rode right past that stunning moment in history without even glancing up from its smartphone. Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 1, 20254 min

US Regime Change Interventionism Is Reliably Disastrous

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US regime change interventionism is reliably disastrous, and is always justified based on lies. This would be true even if Venezuela really was a major drug trafficking threat and even if Maduro really was the world's most evil dictator, neither of which are the case. Only idiots and sociopaths are clapping along with the war drums. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 30, 20255 min

It's Getting Harder And Harder To Preserve Our Mental Sovereignty

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We're on a trajectory where soon all our information will be stored and analyzed by artificial intelligence controlled by governments and billionaire megacorporations who can then use that information to surveil, manipulate and oppress us. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 29, 20256 min

Don't Let The Empire Gaslight You Into Believing You Are Powerless

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There are always things you can do to fight the bastards, and there are always things you can do to improve your own life. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 27, 20255 min

A Note Of Gratitude And Appreciation

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It was a surprisingly exhilarating adventure packing up poster books and mailing them off to my readers. This was my first time ever physically interfacing with my audience in large numbers to any extent, and it was so beautiful going through everyone's names and addresses and getting to send them all physical things that I could put my love into. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 25, 20253 min

It Should Be Illegal To Use AI To Deceive People

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AI products which deceive people should be illegal in the same way fraud is illegal. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 24, 20253 min

You Don't Hate The Mass Media Enough

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The western press see the killing of Palestinians as such a baseline norm that Israel can massacre dozens of people in Gaza and they'll go, "Gosh I sure hope this doesn't lead to any violations of the ceasefire!" Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 23, 20255 min

Israel Moved Gaza's Yellow Line And Then Shelled Palestinians For Being On The Wrong Side

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Drop Site News reports that the IDF quietly moved part of the “yellow line” which divides Gaza 300 meters forward, and then started shelling Palestinians for being on the “wrong side” of the line. They just keep finding new ways to carve off more pieces of Gaza and murder more Palestinians. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 22, 20256 min

Nobody's Coming To Humanity's Rescue; We've Got To Save Ourselves

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AI isn't going to save us. Tech innovation isn't going to save us. Your favorite politician isn't going to save us. The Epstein files aren't going to save us. China isn't going to save us. The aliens aren't going to save us. No one is coming to save us. There is no deus ex machina resolution to the plotline of the human story. We're going to have to save ourselves. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 21, 20254 min

Capitalism Is The Best It's Ever Been!

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No no everything's fine. It's perfectly normal for people to have 80 hour work weeks while billionaires transform into trillionaires and tech plutocrats feed all our drinking water to AI servers as the planet dies. This is the only system that could possibly work. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 20, 20252 min

Zionists Are Freaking Out About Losing Control Of The Narrative

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Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz made some very revealing remarks during an appearance at the Jewish Federations of North America General Assembly on Sunday, expressing frustration with the way younger Jews are dismissing pro-Israel arguments because of the carnage they've seen in Gaza. Tim Foley.

Nov 19, 20257 min

Treasure

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The dolphins are getting Alzheimer's from algae blooms caused by warming waters and toxic runoff and you could see the bloodstains in Sudan from space. The cobalt is mined by children and the music is made by robots and the grownups are wondering where the fireflies went. It is an elephant with an eyepatch and a prosthetic leg. It's a freshly emptied bed in the nursing home. A hand offers you pills to numb the dissonance, but you swat it away and howl naked in the thorns. Somewhere there's an ibis on a piano in a junkyard in the rain. Somewhere else there's a small boy who has just learned the word "treasure". "Look! Buried treasure!" he tells his dad. "No. That's just glass worn smooth by the sea." "Is that treasure?" "No, that's just a shiny candy wrapper shimmering in the sun." "Ooh! THIS is treasure!" "No that's garbage. Put it down." And the boy's vision changes and he no longer sees the treasure in things. He runs to join his dad and they walk together down the shore through a dying world of fading wonder full of worthless beach trash. "He is wrong," you whisper as the blood leaves your body. "There is treasure everywhere." Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 17, 20251 min

In Capitalism They Tell You To Become The Hammer If You Don't Like Being The Nail

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Saying “If those low-wage workers want better wages they should stop being low-wage workers” is telling a man to stop drowning while you are holding him underwater by standing on his head. Reading by Tim Foley

Nov 16, 20253 min

On The Rapidly Spreading Delusion That AI Chatbots Are Conscious

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I keep thinking about the interaction I had with a guy who angrily told me that "AI minds are actually minds" and relationships with them "can absolutely be real relationships," saying that I "need to start accepting that this is a new class of being and they are intelligent and do have thoughts of their own." Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 16, 20253 min

There Are No Easy Fights In The Struggle Against The Empire

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You fight them because what the hell else are you going to do? Even if the treads of the machine are going to roll over us all in the end, at least you’ll go down knowing you left it all in the ring. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 15, 20253 min

The Empire Only De-Escalates In One Area So It Can Escalate In Another

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Just as things cool down a bit in the middle east, the US has relocated the USS Gerald Ford from the Mediterranean Sea to the Caribbean while the Trump administration discusses plans to bomb Venezuela. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 15, 20255 min

AI Companies Are Encouraging Users To Believe Chatbots Are People, And It's Insanely Creepy

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Actor Calum Worthy has gone viral for posting an ad on Twitter for the 2wai app he co-founded which promises users the ability upload footage of a loved one which will be converted to an AI avatar that they can continue having a relationship with, years after their loved one has died. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 14, 20257 min

The Media Focus On Epstein's Ties To Trump And Ignore His Ties To Israel

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The way the press have been covering Jeffrey Epstein's ties to Trump while completely ignoring far more significant revelations of Epstein's ties to Israeli intelligence is such a perfect example of how western media ignore anything that doesn't fit neatly into the two-party worldview. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 14, 20253 min

The Difference Between The US Empire And The British Empire

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The difference between people who supported the British Empire and people who support the US empire is that those who supported the British Empire knew they were supporting an empire. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 13, 20254 min

Sometimes The Media Ignoring A Major Story Becomes The Story

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One of the craziest things happening right now is how there's been report after report confirming that Jeffrey Epstein really was an Israeli intelligence operative, based on publicly available documents, and yet it's had no measurable impact on mainstream media or politics. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 12, 20254 min

This Is All Our Rulers Are Offering Us

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This is all the ruling class has to offer you. Fake love. Fake connection. Worthless technological parlor tricks at the expense of our dying biosphere. Reading by Tim Foley. Get my new book: https://caitlin-johnstone.myshopify.com/products/faces-of-the-empire-the-battle-for-humanitys-soul

Nov 11, 20253 min

Israel Constantly Stretches The Ceasefire Rules Because That's What Israelis Do

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It's interesting how much the IDF's constant ceasefire violations in Gaza and Lebanon line up with the way people familiar with Israeli culture say Israelis like to test everyone's boundaries to find out exactly how much they can get away with. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 10, 20259 min

The US Empire Keeps Getting Creepier

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Secretary of War™ Pete Hegseth said during a speech on Friday that the US is at "a 1939 moment" of "mounting urgency" in which "enemies gather, threats grow," adding, "We are not building for peacetime. We are pivoting the Pentagon and our industrial base to a wartime footing." Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 9, 20254 min

Artificial Intelligence Is Making Everything Dumber

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Just today I saw two viral tweets that had received Community Notes from Twitter users warning that the posts featured AI-generated videos. Both were shared by right wing accounts with large followings, and both were used to spread Islamophobia. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 8, 20258 min

Things Are Shitty Because We Are Ruled By People Who Want Things To Be Shitty

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Our rulers want us to be stupid, misinformed, distracted, sick, struggling and suffering, because if we all had enough time, information and mental acuity to form an understanding what’s going on in our world, things would get mighty guillotiney real quick. They have a vested existential interest in keeping us all in a mental fog of propaganda, diversion, ignorance, illiteracy, and psychological dysfunction. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 8, 20255 min

It Is Easy To Miss The Cloud Reflections

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It is easy to miss the cloud reflections in the puddles when the drones are perching on the telephone wires and boats are exploding off the coast of Venezuela. It's easy not to notice the flirtatiousness of the wind when there is black smoke over Palestine and everything's coated in oil. It's easy to overlook the electricality in our bodies when the billionaires and bank boys are trying to replace our minds with chatbots. Don't let them trick you into forgetting the moon, or the dragon eggs incubating in your ribcage. Don't let them trick you into exchanging your heartbeat for an algorithm and a memecoin. There are still birds in the skies of this world. There are accordion angels playing in the ruins. Though at times it may feel like a giraffe bleeding to death in an abandoned Presbyterian church in a forgotten factory town with faded billboards and faded eyes, beneath the click clack marching of the robot dogs, there is still birdsong. There is still birdsong. Reading by Tim Foley.

Nov 7, 20251 min