Brewers DESTROY White Sox on Opening Day + Josh Gets a Brat Tattoo & Chaos Ensues

The Milwaukee Brewers couldn’t have asked for a better start to the 2026 season — and neither could Wisconsin fans. On this episode of Jen, Gabe & Chewy, the crew reacts to a dominant 14–2 Opening Day win over the Chicago White Sox, breaking down both the on-field performance and the unforgettable atmosphere at American Family Field. ⚾ BREWERS OPENING DAY DOMINANCE The Brewers came out swinging: 14 runs in a statement win Early scare with a leadoff home run allowed Strong bounce-back from pitching Offense explodes in a way that felt more like an NFL score than baseball 👉 Is this a sign of a big season ahead? 🎉 MILWAUKEE SHOWS OUT — AGAIN Opening Day in Wisconsin hits different. The crew dives into: Packed tailgates before 9AM Fans lining every street around AmFam Field Why Milwaukee remains one of the best sports party cities in the country 👉 This wasn’t just a game — it was a full-blown event. 🌭 THE BRAT TATTOO STORY (YES, REALLY) Things take a turn… Josh: Goes straight from the show → bar Gets a bratwurst tattoo Claims it only took 5–10 minutes Becomes the only one who actually followed through And then… 👉 The day spirals. 🍻 OPENING DAY CHAOS What started as a controlled plan quickly unraveled: “I’ll be home by 8:30” turns into 11PM Shots with listeners Co-workers calling it quits A now-infamous text: 👉 “I am no longer responsible for him.” Plus: Did Josh leave someone to walk home? Is he officially in the doghouse? And what’s the fallout the next morning? 😂 REAL TALK: WHEN DOES “ONE MORE DRINK” TURN INTO A NIGHT? The crew leans into the universal question: When do you know the night is going sideways? What are the acceptable “tie one on” holidays? Opening Day St. Patrick’s Day Super Bowl 👉 And why Opening Day might be the most justified of them all. 🎯 WHY THIS EPISODE HITS This is everything a Wisconsin sports fan wants: Brewers dominance Opening Day energy Relatable chaos Classic locker-room-style storytelling 👉 It’s baseball, culture, and comedy all in one.