Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning

"Rise and grind, it’s Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning! This week, the boys stumble into the wild woods of California, where Bigfoot’s just been crowned the state’s official cryptid—because nothing says ‘Golden State’ like a hairy squatter dodging taxes. Speaking of waste, they’re digging into the California government’s latest spending spree—turns out, millions went to a Bigfoot tracking app. Next up, Jeff and Jeremy swap epic quitting stories, from the girl who moonwalked out of a Dairy Queen mid-shift With fists Full of cash. They also tackle Travis Kelce’s inevitable NFL comeback next year—will he bring the tight end skills or just more Taylor Swift sideline drama? Finally, the duo rants about life skills school skipped, like how to file taxes, parallel park without crying, or spot a Bigfoot scam from a mile away. Tune in for laughs, chaos. it’s a hairy good time!"

This morning, Jeff and Jeremy dive into the wild, weird, and downright gross habits people admit to in the shower—trust us, you’ll want to scrub your brain after this one. Good thing science is stepping up with waterproof glass to keep the madness contained! Then, the guys debate: could you stomach a fish sandwich every day for 40 days without repeating a recipe? It’s Lent season, and Jeremy’s already gagging at the thought. The conversation takes a turn when they revisit Gene Hackman’s death—turns out, it might not be the conspiracy-fueled mystery some thought, but Randy Quaid’s still out there waving his tinfoil flag. Plus, a life lesson: never bite the hand that feeds you, or you might just get shanked—Jeff’s got a story to back that up. And in a shocking twist, Jeff, now 50, confesses he just learned narwhals aren’t mythical creatures. Yep, the “unicorn of the sea” is real, and he’s shook. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and a little too much information—it’s Jeff and Jeremy at their finest! #ShowerWeirdos #WaterproofGlass #FishSandwichChallenge #GeneHackmanMystery #RandyQuaidConspiracy #DontBiteTheHand #NarwhalShock #JeffAndJeremyPodcast #MorningMayhem #WeirdAndWild

Happy Fat Tuesday. No more partying, but you'll have endless options when it comes to Fish Sandwiches. Jeremy almost dies while telling us what foods not to eat. Jeff and Jeremy share their different strategies to win at Monopoly. Bananas are going to last longer, but the molecular structure has been compromised. Hall and Oates will never be a thing ever again. A man in Charleston decides to give his wife some what she really wants and ends up saving the family a bunch of money and appointment setting headaches.

Jeff is panicking—Daylight Savings might just steal his best excuse to avoid yard work!

This episode has everything you never knew you needed!

Woods Humane Society has a really cool dog yet again this week. The Government expert that incorrectly picked the election results makes a return appearance on the show. SLO City Fir Chief Todd Tuggle stops by to tak about SLO's preparedness and tell us about a cool event at the Vets hall you should carve out some time for on Saturday. Gene Hackman's Death is Super weird. A Quarter of Poll respondents are cool with Cal Exit. Elon continues to fuel liberal rage, not sure why.

Eggs better watch it, there is a Beyond Meat product waiting in the wings. Bodegas are selling Loosies of Eggs. Elon is going to try and save Air Travel. The Segway was super hyped, but panned years later. The TSA finally gets one right! Does the CalExit movement have any legs?

Name that Classic Rock Tune Haters come out of the woodwork. One man might have a legit argument for the best Name that Tune contestant of all time. Jeff accidentally broke the Egg boycott because the Hangover Burger was to Irresistible. Pam Bondi has some good news about the Epstein Island list. Jeremy tells us about the time he was the only one of legal age at a "High School" Party. Philly is being targeted with the latest NFL Rules Change. Gene Hackman passes away with some really weird circumstances surrounding it.

Eggs will NEVER leave the News Cycle. Despite being the lead at the Farmers Market, Reagan admits her one vice is Energy Drinks. A dude in Florida takes scary to the next level and gets arrested for it. Larry Lee tells us what it's like to get a win against the #1 Baseball team in the Nation. Rich cleans house in Name that Classic Rock Tune.

Was Jenn Sterger the first Viral Celebrity? A-Town Man Games could Rival Florida Man games based on your suggestions. Ozempic is expensive. But Very Popular. A woman decides to become internet famous by blessing a Jet Blue Flight, and The GM and Front Office should probably get on the same page concerning Travis Kelce in KC.

California hates Pasta Sauce. The New York Yankees have been doing it wrong for Decades. Is Florida Man games something that A-Town can capitalize on? SLO Comedy Festival is coming back to town and they are bringing Jenn Sterger in all her Florida State glory.

After riling up the troops we find that an Egg Boycott is Immenent. Unplugged archives coming to Paramount+. Alec Baldwin better cool it on the death threats.

Delta Survivors are starting to question why the airline was in such a rush to settle. Excedrin has been the secret drug all along. Lester Holt Leaves NBC Nightly News but no the Cakewalk he has at Dateline.

A couple of stories that are bad news for people who love Chicken Wings and Freedom. A woman gets her chickens taken away by the HOA. Are naps just for lazy people? Happy Tortilla Chip Day

Are Vegas Restaurants just an extension of Marketing Campaigns? Tesla Drivers lead the way for Drunk Drivers. Email and Text Tone are very hard to read. Dream Vacations probably will not include a trip on the Highway to the Fart Zone.

If you had a million dollar vacation only budget, what would do with it? We catch Jeff Stulberg getting out of the Shower to ask him what he would do if he was on the Delta Flight that crashed in Toronto. Baseball is coming in fast as we meet Fenway. Jeff Bezos is looking for the next James Bond. Don't look the other way when the Dooomsday Fish beaches itself. And a word of Caution from Jeremy if you are going to Jamaica

Kids aren't consuming as much soda as they used to. If you are doing this at Restaurants you are pissing off the staff. Cars that are dependable. KFC is dipping their toe in the Korean BBQ trend. Are Rock "Bands going to even exist in 15 years?

Is it okay to bring your own Coffee to the restaurant. Jeff makes an interesting argument as to why Pets and Kids are nowhere near equal. A woman gets revenge on her ex and his car. Jeff has a new T-Shirt Idea based on comments from Elon Musk. Experts have theories on the Delta Airplane Crash in Toronto. Believe it or not Jeff is not at his best in the morning.

Jeremy is still banging the 4 day work week drum, with a twist to move it back to even three days a week. Everyone thinks they are a good driver! If you have Allergies here is your seasonal hack. Girl Scouts and Dollar Tree are on a Ukraine/Russia collision course. Should criminally bad drivers be sentenced to Waymo?

More on Yoga and Farts vs. Grunts. The Sweet Spot on the optimal nap time. Squid Games seems like a no-fly zone for Jeff's kids. Country music has been reduced to Jingle singers. The Most Popular cars in 2024.

Jennifer Anniston's Facials give us cause for pause and open up all kinds of Questions for the world of Fishin'. Doge continues to slash waste and fraud. Gene Simmons could have been president. Indigenous people get all you can eat fish!

Waste Water Energy might be the crappy future we are facing. Wedding Costs are insane and Chat GPT Confirms it. Kid Rock and Lauren Boebert might be the Trailer Court HOA's biggest Power Brokers one day.

Must Charities has an exciting announcement about how they are going to enrich the community once again. And the last experts panel picks of the year has Philadelphia Soaring high!

The NFL moves another step closer to Globalization. Is the Super Bowl just an excuse to stuff our face? NOLA has been ran by the NFL for the past month.

Saquon could get some bonuses but not as big as Patrick's. Does somebody need to check the expiration date on the Grammy's. Jeremy get's called out by Kyle for bringing up the Carnivore Diet too much.

Jeff Issues an NHL Threat to Canada. Mexico is far better at Math than Canada. And all the receiverships of foreign aid have been put on notice.

Apparently vegetarians cannot find love.

Why can't America's Number 1 restaurant make it on the Central Coast? Do you need to have noise in order to sleep.

Jelly Roll was loved by many last night, but not by all.

Pooch and Lawn Boy Kevin battle it out for Golf Course Supremacy. Don't you dare send videos of you farting in the UK. Zoom Calls might be the most unproductive type of meeting.

The Healthiest Dinner you can eat, and probably never will. Marijuana DOES make you forget things. and Jake and Logan Paul are SUPER important people. Just look at their wrists.

This is 2025 and the most popular TV Show to Stream is Little House on the Prairie? Spirit Airlines makes a play to classy up the friendly skies. and why does Middle Management like meetings so much?

New Transportation Secretary immediately has to go to work after the Tragedy in DC. RFK gets grilled in his confirmation hearings. Is the food we eat intentionally unhealthy? We learn what Thumbs up means to an Austrailian.

Jeremy gets support for his stance on why it is okay to call women "Dude". Kids are making up words because the words they have to choose from no longer hold their Meaning. Jeremy Celebrates his favorite musicians 74th birthday with granduer.

Is Travis Kelce a Simp? When would be the best day for the Super Bowl? Algae is good for you. Did Jeremy just call her man?

The Government might be more transparent than it has ever been in History. What Middle Management term cliche is the worst? GLP-1's are saving people in ways they didn't even think were possible.

Jeff's favorite meal is Breakfast, which has become a challenge with Eggs being where they at. Will we be calling it the Gulf of America 10 years from now?

A Teacher in Wisco exceeds expectations at 7:30 in the morning. Have Super Bowl Commercials lost their value? Elon is called in to save the day again.

Starbucks is trying to fix their issues with spelling your name. And Jason Kelce (who's never had to get up and go to work on Monday Morning) thinks the Super Bowl is perfect being the second Sunday in February.

A rapper in Michigan claims she is embarrassed due to a declination of service, but then was so embarrassed that she published the incident on Instagram. Jeff and Jeremy are starting to realize their Parents are getting old. Pringles may become the #1 Airline Snack.

A new father learns the hard way that you don't put your kids on Tik Tok. People continue to attack each other on the 805 Beer Textline. and NPR is hogging all the real radio people's salaries with all of it's tax subsidies.

Some of the Band T-Shirts you have could be worth big bucks. Especially if you are a Bjork Fan. Work is Exercise for most for Rick it's pleasure. and things start to get chippy on the 805 Beer Textlines

Paso wine kicks off festival season. Jeff has a source to do his TEMU bidding for him. and Police get a Pizza Delivery Driver a $40K Tip.

Jeremy eats the finest Olives in the land. It must be because he is a Left Hander. Apple does Jeremy dirty when he's searching for cheese.

Jeremy thinks a lot of people are trying the Carnivore Diet. Crapper has literal meaning behind it. Jeff didn't even know Pee-Wee Herman was dead.

Stock Market Tech Stocks took a beating today. Coke is making a comeback. We don't know what Doja Cat is.

Do you really believe the people who say they do not watch TV?

Maga Granny says no thanks to her Pardon. We get a glimpse into Prison food. Costco Workers might be going on Strike. and Gen Z burrows further into their cocoon.

Jeff and Jeremy continue their heated battle over whether or not a Potato Chip is actually a French Fry. Childhood tastes that last into adulthood. SLO Brew Rock is doing an awesome benefit to help those affected by the Southern California Wildfires.

People do not trust the media but they do trust their nurses. Popular Streaming Shows. Car Features that you cannot live without.