Jase & Lauren

We are FREE tomorrow!!! Jase & Lauren celebrate by doing the final instalment of "Freedom Fantasies" where this week, Jase writes erotic fiction about going to the beauty salon. Prepare yourself to need a shower. Also, Stephen Curry on the show! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy overseas went viral for carrying 48 cups of beer at once... so naturally Jase thinks he can do it too. The challenge has been set for tomorrow. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash McNamara went through more in her childhood than others go through in a lifetime, being born into a family where her mother was a heroin addict. But Ash's story of triumph and breaking the cycle is truly inspiring, giving hope to anyone who finds themselves in a similar position. Ash works with The Mirabel Foundation who provide amazing support and assistance to children who have been orphaned or abandoned due to parental illicit drug use and are now in the care of extended family. If you'd like to make a donation, please visit mirabelfoundation.org.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase & Lauren are spending so much time together that they're turning into one another. Also, things are starting to get weird around here... boss Chatty Tony was in the studio for the whole poddy today. What is going on! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We want to know who has the worst housemate in Melbourne, plus what your coffee order says about you! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase & Lauren would like to fit into their pre-Covid clothes by Friday so are currently on a health kick.. Will Lauren take the temptation of the delicious food in front of her for a very big reward? Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a whole list of words Jase can't say, so we want to know what other words people struggle to pronounce. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nonna has her own massage lady, Jase's neighbour is texting Regional Sam, and Sk8lin loves Adele way too much. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Also, what spilt in your car? One of the producers of the team had something REALLLL messed up go all over his back seat. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren's friend got asked something inappropriate on a dating app, so we wanted to know what other unacceptable things people have asked. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase, Lauren & Clint do a group weigh in as we countdown to freedom day on Friday. Will we get the number down in 3 days? Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Regional Sam has committed a crime. Also, we're doing a poddy at the pub! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren is facing a dilemma regarding a hit and run.... okay spoiler, no one was hurt! Also, Christian Petracca stops by to give wordplay another crack. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase put his foot in it when his mate broke up with his partner... then they got back together. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lockdown in Melbourne officially ends on Friday and Jase & Lauren want to get in shape for it. Chris Hemsworth’s trainer Luke Zocchi gives us tips on what to do between now and then! It's very realistic and will definitely happen (not). Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey it's producer Nonna here - I was forced to write that podcast title as the team seems to believe there is sexual tension between Jase and I. THERE IS NOT. Love you guys x (APART FROM YOU JASE, GROSS)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you got a cool granny? Plus, forget Aldi, Lauren's partner 'The Unit' is now shopping somewhere she never thought they'd step foot in. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every week Lauren's dad Bobbie Phillips is on the show to give his feedback on what went well and what didn't. This time he wasn't happy with Lauren fat shaming Jase. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The OG Yellow Wiggle Greg spoke about the show he is hosting on Channel 9 tomorrow called ‘Heart of the Nation- World’s Largest CPR Class’, plus he wrote a Wiggles song for Jase & Lauren to encourage them to stop eating so many snacks. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jane aka The Nark has a very important story to tell about a milk jug, but it takes the entire poddy to tell it. Also, we hear what her dad's podcast sounds like! Shout outttttttt! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Freedom Fantasies is back, but this time it's newsreader Clint's turn to read out the filthy.. I mean erotic fiction that Jase has written. Also, Abbey Chatfield on the show! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kaya Wilson’s journey began the day he was born. He was assigned the gender of a female and struggled with his identity until a near-death experience completely changed his life. But survival and family secrets add twists to this tale nobody saw coming. This is his Epic Tale.If you need or want to offer support, please visit TransHub.Kaya has also published his first book earlier this year - As Beautiful As Any Other - Pan Macmillan AU.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of us can't believe which Arnott's Shapes have won the title of the most popular flavour! We ask for other unpopular opinions. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren had to break the bad news to Jase's wife Lou about her Aldi pots, and it's all Jase's fault. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase made Lauren take her first trip to Aldi this morning for their 'Special Buys' and wow it was a rollercoaster. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jana Pittman from SAS Australia joined us after getting eliminated last night, and it got us onto the topic of her two unexpected twins on the way. We asked "did you go for just one more kid but got more than that?". Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big news for Australia, while we can't visit our family 20km away, we're somehow going to the moon! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discovered what was really going on behind boss Chatty Tony's brick wall. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show this morning, we find out what extremely bizarre jobs exist out there, plus there's a huge coincidence involving a car and Lauren's partner (The Unit). Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good friend of the show Nazeem Hussain stopped by with a weird food combo for Jase & Lauren to try.... plus we maaaaay have snuck a little something into Jase's coffee this morning. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase is sending Lauren to Aldi tomorrow for their special buys so she can finally experience the joy of discount shopping. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase thinks having a tennis court means you're rich, we think everything he has means you're rich. Plus, we want to know the dirt about Clint's weekend. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian Petracca gives the 50k wordplay a crack, plus reveals what his cinema hack is for when they re-open. Also on the show today, Rebecca Gibney who is on this season of Celebrity Masterchef. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got nostalgic on the show today remembering some of the places we shopped at back in the 90s and 2000s that no longer exist. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out Jase isn't the only one in the building expecting a baby, and he worked out that he shared something very intimate with Jack Post. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's poddy, why does Nonna storm out on the team, plus find out what actually went down with the whole Ryan Jon TV saga. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got Bobbie Phillips (Lauren's dad) back to give his 'Two Bobs Worth' on what went well and what didn't this week on the show. Also, are you the odd one out in your family? Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Missy Higgins joined us this morning to chat about her upcoming show and Lauren revealed that one of her old songs was actually the break up track for her and an ex. We then ask "what was your break up song?". Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wowza this is exciting! Jase revealed some huge news on the show today. Let's just say... he's gonna need a bigger boat! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Newsreader Clint has been excluded from something very important. Also, he's hungry. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show we talk about Lauren's brand new car that she doesn't know how to park, weird things you do with your partner and Nazeem Hussain stopped by to chat about those random sentences you learned in school in another language and have never forgotten. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase is a sceptic when it comes to psychics, so will he see the sign that caller Janelle tells him to look out for? Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone imagines winning the huge Powerball jackpot, but no one ever knows the person who actually wins it. Aaron was that person, and tells us how many millions he won, along with how he reacted and what he did with the money. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's poddy, the progress on how DVD's abs are looking, plus if you have another podcast, make sure on that podcast you mention our podcast, and then we will see if that podcast gets our podcast numbers up, and then we will get you on our podcast to plug your podcast, and..... wait I'm so confused. The Nark will explain. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A psychic called in with a prediction for Jase and Lauren, and not everyone was thrilled with where the show is apparently headed! Also on the show, find out what Jase's wife Lou has banned him from doing. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our favourite artists from the early 2000s Anastasia took out The Masked Singer last night. She joined Jase & Lauren this morning and revealed the elaborate excuse she gave her family as to why she was away for so long! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week we fantasised about the freedoms that are still to come post lockdown by writing an erotic fiction. This week Jase wrote one about Dan's press conferences and made Lauren read it out. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren is absent for the poddy today, but that doesn't mean we don't pile on Jase just as much. Also, the Jase & Lauren Monopoly board is here!! Big shout out to listener Peter Nguyen. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase wants Lauren to re-sit her driving test, otherwise he gets her brand new car for a weekend. Also, we want to know what movie scared you as a kid? Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren often makes outlandish statements such as "a lot of traffic controllers also work as strippers", so is she right? Naz joins us to discuss. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.