Jase & Lauren

Our mate Jesse from The Block came on to try and sell us some of Melbourne's most overpriced houses! Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We found out something shocking about Lauren today... She is definitely NOT loyal! Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Victorians are finally getting something a few other states already have! It did bring up a good point though... There are a lot of people that shouldn't have their licences out there!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're organising team uniforms, inspired by the newest member of our team - Lumberjack! Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We finally got to the bottom of the ALBANESE saga... and we were WRONG! Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last time we spoke to Glenn, we mentioned he spotted Jase in the women's underwear section at Myer Southland. Since then there's been another encounter at a playground... Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our mate Tom Grennan is FINALLY back in Australia! He also revealed he's recently Engaged <3 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone in the team has been editing the daily wrap poddys... Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase wants to dump his new found friends over some new information he's learned about them... Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday, Lauren brought up that pets should be allowed in the workplace. Well... Jase went one step further and FILLED the studio with animals. Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IT HAPPENED. The "content" has been produced... And we watched the premiere in-studio this morning, Goggle-box style! Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren had quite a fancy weekend! Plus, Celeste gets interrogated by the team on her new fling. Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had a heated debate this morning about Pets being allowed in the workplace! love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Lauren's Dad revealed he still pays her health insurance... Christian Petracca dropped a bombshell of his own! Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We accidentally played match makers for two Onlyfans content creators! Lucy and Jack met up over the weekend and today is shoot day... Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday! Celeste has some big weekend plans... That Clint wants in on... Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever called a tradie out to your house, only to realise it was something tiny that you could have fixed yourself? You're not alone! Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every Friday we get Lauren's Dad Bobby Phillips on the show to wrap up the week! Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have an accident in the bedroom??? We chatted to 2 Onlyfans producers Lucy and Jake and they hinted toward avoiding any "bloopers" in the bedroom... Turns out it's very common!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase aka King Kong aka Jasus Christ has been crucified on today's poddy. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show we hear from people pretending to be someone's partner for reasons you won't believe, plus it's Jase's 10 year wedding anniversary today so what does he have planned for his wife Lou? Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From today, teachers in Victoria are facing something pretty serious that Jase doesn't agree with, but Lauren and Clint believe is fair. What do you think? Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren has gone to a reiki/energy healer who has some suggestions about Jase. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Jase's anniversary tomorrow so Lauwen is helping him think of a great gift... except he's too much of a tightass to spend the amount she's suggesting. Also, Celeste had a big burrito last night. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KIIS' very own Woody from Willy & Woody has gotten engaged, but something nearly ruined the entire proposal! Plus on the show yesterday we talked about things that are stuck inside you.. today it was what were you stuck inside of! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you were a teacher, what grade would you be able to teach? Lauren is tested with some primary and high school questions. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jase stupidly sent his niece out with the team on the weekend, and what she was taught by one of the producers SHOCKED Jase and his sister aka her mother. Warning, it's X rated! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Celeste aka Thirsty Mik had her thirst quenched last night, plus what the hell went on at the karaoke night all of the producers had! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, we did one of our favourite phone topics.. "what got stuck inside you?", plus Jase's 6-year-old is doing something illegal! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hamish Blake joined Jase & Lauren this morning to chat all things LEGO Masters.. so what did he have to say about our caller who had a story about her kid getting LEGO stuck somewhere it should never have been? Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian Petracca joins us each Monday and this morning when chatting about umpires' wages vs players' wages, Razor Ray surprised Petracca with a request! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The producers have done a storm out! Nah just kidding, they had a meeting with the big bosses without Jase, Lauren & Clint, so the three musketeers did the poddy all on their own. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, Tigers player Tom Lynch joined us in the studio to chat about NAB AFL Auskick, plus we did our favourite Friday segment "Unpopular Opinions" where a caller absolutely floored us with what she said about Jase. Warning... it's R rated! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl has gone viral on Tiktok for a noise she made when she hurt herself, and now everyone on the internet is making a song out of it. Jase & Lauren decided to do the same thing to each other with some very strange noises that they always make! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had an OnlyFans model on the show yesterday and when Jase was telling his wife Lou how much she earns, she had an idea for her own type of account... and let's just say it is very niche! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a big night planned this weekend and Celeste and Nonna are staying at Lauwen's for it! Plus, Jase locked his mother-in-law Wendy inside his house (needs context), and Nonna's mum Maria is on once again with a Tiramisu update. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jase wanted to know if he was normal with what he likes to do when he's on the couch. Also, Our boss Chatty Tony has worms... we think! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People can now put audio on their dating app profiles to let people get to know them better, so Lauren took us through some of the people that she would swipe left or right to. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucy Banks is a mum of 2 from Perth who went from a full time corporate banker working 60 hours a week to earning up to 60k a month on OnlyFans! We chat to her about her career change, what her kids think and what people are actually paying for, then ask if anyone in Melbourne is using OnlyFans themselves. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauwen is going to do "yes day" with Jase's kids, and we call Maria (producer Nonna's mum) to find out WHENA THE TIRAMISU ISA COMING??!! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we discuss clingy partners, plus sneaking in booze places you shouldn't. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian Petracca joined us this morning to chat all things foot including new punishments for players, but while he was in we wanted to know if one of his head trainers at the Dees would bail him out of jail if he was in trouble...(this trainer also happens to be newsreader Clint's dad). Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you have a profile on a dating app, you do NOT want to be doing any of these things that are apparently a major turn off! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WOW so much going on in today's poddy, where do we even start?! A THICK Ajaneda to get through today. Find out why the hell DVD is no longer RIDP, meet the new guy who has started today, and hear Crazy Dog Lady aka Celeste aka Thirsty Mik getting into a bath full of poo... I mean chocolate! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, Jase had a fair bit of trouble with the kids on Easter night and it turns out he wasn't alone. Also, where were you caught in the nude? Turns out both Jase & Lauren had situations over the Easter break! Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who would bail Masterchef judge Andy Allen out of jail? Jase & Lauren got him to list some celebs in his phone who he could call for the ultimate favour, so did they bail him out of jail? Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kara Pylka is someone who somehow manages to squeeze her way into huge celebrity events without an invite! This morning, Jase & Lauren asked her how. Love you guys xSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki-Lee never sugar coats things... The perfect guest to bring up offensive questions with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a nickname for producer Annalise! Plus a Kardashain premiere debrief. Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CDL enlightens us on what NOT to do on your Tinder profile! Love you all <3See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.