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Big change happens from small change. That’s why we’re teaching our girls to throw chicken wings and elbows, so they can sell out stadiums someday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're gonna get some shit for this one. Join us as we talk about IBS, BTK, sexy campfires, and letting it rip in airplanes, CVS, and TJ Maxx. #nsfw #imomsohardpodcast #imomsohard #podcast #airplane #ibs #btk #tjmaxx #cvs #toyotamr2 #mintcondition #campfires #serialkillers #truecrime #mombox #wine #morewine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Happy Hour! Pour yourself something yummy, or sip a coffee, either way Kristin and Jen are reminiscing about happy hours, pubs in Paris, and flirty waiters on Capital Hill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do dad's have it easier, even when it's harder? People aren't expecting as much from them, and they get to be more popular with our kids. No wonder we had wine this episode. K&J share more about balls, prosthetic wieners, and soccer this week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cussing, we all do it, some of us more than (bleeping) others. Join Kristin and Jen as they talk cuss words, dirty words, and words that make you go "huh?". Speaking of cussing, let's talk about David (Bleeping) Beckham too shall we? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"HI BARBIE". WARNING: SPOILERS! SPOILERS! ALL OF THE SPOILERS! If you haven't seen the Barbie movie, and you intend to, skip this podcast until you do. But if you have taken a deep-dive into the land of Barbie, like we have, then get ready because we are going FULL PINK. It touched our hearts in so many ways. Join us while we unpack Barbie (literally, because after this movie we may start playing with her again.) and why our next house will absolutely have a plastic slide, pink shutters, and a jet ski. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us as we stroll down the hotel hallways of memory lane. Kristin and Jen build a makeshift podcast fort while discussing the hazards of hotels and hot UPS guys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen talk about one of the early heartbreaks in life: when a friend moves away. Key takeaways: acknowledge their feelings, and make fun of them a few years later. We’re awesome parents. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

K&J demonstrated on a recent video the mistake fashion is making in bringing the low rise jean back. They didn’t look great on anyone but Brittany. We need fashion to be more realistic in a lot of ways. And we troll a guy named Robert who needs to say less. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Podcasting to live-in plastic surgeons, Kristin and Jen work out the obstacles of working from home while tipping their hats to teachers everywhere. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen had a full circle moment performing in Nebraska, meanwhile Kristin’s parents fully breached security, cooked steaks, and bossed Kristin around just like old times. Listen in y’all. And GO BIG RED! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nothing gets Jen fired up like skin care! You had questions for us, we have non-medically advised answers. Tweens, aging, and botox will be discussed along with our go to products. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen play a different kind of Words with Friends where we discuss our favorite words, where fun words come from, and then Jen explains several incorrectly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jen and Kristin spill the T in TSA. Travel with the ladies as they board another episode and remind all travelers to give moms a break and lend a helping hand. This episode has been upgraded to include tales of purple passion, hot travel mates, and barf. No Not ours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buying clothes for our kids is hard. Trying to get them to wear anything besides worn-out shoes from 5 years ago is harder. We’re not asking them to wear matching cowboy boot print shirts like we do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's episode we talk about divorce. No, we aren't there yet, but if you show up late to the music program again you aren't doing yourself any favors. Jen and Kristin dig into supporting our single-parent friends and how every Unity Fair should have a singles table. Also, get ready for our first-ever FREEZER BURN which is the opposite of a HOT FLASH. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the pod, Kristin and Jen discuss some touring travel hacks! What are the things they can't travel without? Tune in to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen talk about their kids' new fibs and fabrications, and some of their own. Sometimes your dog really does eat your homework Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen discuss their fight to stay feminine-ish as they look toward the future. Jen’s grandma was a hot cookie into her 90’s. Praying for strong genes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank goodness our kids still feel comfortable talking to us and still actually talk to us. Even though sometimes it’s with a real crummy attitude. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jen and Kristin talk about the usual: dermatology, enemas, reality TV but also music festivals. Are we too old? (Spoiler: Hell, yes.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen break down the show “Love is Blind” and the psychology between all the players in a way that they are totally unqualified to do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jen’s eyes have always been a bit of a dilemma and it looks like she’s passed that on to her daughter. Kristin needs readers and thinks it’s a conspiracy and can’t see the truth. “See” what we did there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RAGE: We talk about it. The good, the bad, and the ugly guy in a truck. Some of it’s funny and some of it’s not-so funny. But don’t worry we are okay, plus we cast a spell of syphilis to the villains’ eyeballs.Trigger Warning: violence, domestic violence, road rage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen get to go to the premiere of Jen’s Husband’s movie, Paint. It’s exciting and fun and nerve-wracking and 100x as hard when you’re a mom trying to get to any event. This one will require a cocktail (multiple) and a good friend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we talk about how much our kids are becoming like us, and they’re not always picking up the things that we like about us. Our mothers’ revenge. Do as we SAY, not as we DO. Please? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen interview the Canadian queens of momming, Cat and Nat. These ladies are fun, funny, and honest about parenting. K&J have so much fun with these two they’re doing in-person cocktails next time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our first guest! Our first known mutual friend! Our first friend from our circle to be a mom! Yeah she’s funny, beautiful and fun, but she’s so much more as a mom and friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that time of year, birthdays and sleepovers. Kristin and Jen walk down memory lane and revisit A Nightmare on Elm Street and sleepover do's and don'ts. The ladies also share some fun news, a Dad who appreciates a Mom-bod, and the best part about VHS tapes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen don’t talk about what they meant to, but they do discuss their fun celebrity sightings. They also “recognize” some everyday people who did something incredible. From superstars to superheroes, J&K will embarrass themselves in front of literally anyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jen and Kristin dish about a light-up hockey mask, sleep changes, and a dreamy Scotsman. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As kids age, they get better at bleeding you dry financially. We’re trying to teach them the value of a dollar. But with Kristin’s new haircut and new kitchen, we’re having trouble focusing, honestly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen discuss the strides badass women have made in professional circles, including Hollywood, what it means for us all, (and they also squeal about pretty dresses, after watching the Golden Globes.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How’s a mom supposed to make room for all these toys that won’t get played with, cost so much money, and then feel impossible to part with? J&K can only offer one real solution… resentment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever impulsively prank called your kids? Or dismembered a creepy doll? We might have… all in the name of good parenting! (HOT TAKE: it’s NOT good parenting.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are looking in our rear view mirror at 2022 and we are taking it all in, the good, the bad, and the auto tuned. Plus we celebrate a kickass Girl Scout. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Friendship is about who you would want in your dingy. Kristin and Jen talk friends, how to make ‘em and how to save them in order to survive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode we talk aging, sickness, and hospitals so if that’s too much for you right now just skip this one, we get it. We aren’t always laughing and having great time, but we do try to laugh a little even when we’re having a bad time. Kristin updates us on her dad’s health scare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don’t know what gifts to get for your family this Christmas? Kristin and Jen discuss their 2022 gift guides and woodland tree nymphs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the kids get older the lessons get harder (yeah, for mom too.) But maybe the best advice a mom can ever give is: Wear a shirt, keep your balls to yourself, and try. It’ll make sense when you listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Jen discuss the complicated trials and tribulations of preparing for an annual family gathering Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it’s time for “the talk” again. That’s the thing no one tells you, there isn’t one talk, there’s 1000 and it’s usually while you are making pasta. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Its an age-old equation: kids lose their shoes and moms lose their shit. Then we feel bad and the process begins anew. But really…. HOW CAN A PERSON KEEP LOSING SHOES. You’re not yelling, we are. And a good portion of that is at ourselves. And our husbands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ladies. Hormones: can’t live with them and you feel like you are going to get in a bar fight without them. Let’s dig in to hormone shifts, pivots, and a little relief. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your pointy hat and a glass of Witches Brew. Kristin and Jen dig into naughty nurses, bewitching women, and a horny Pennywise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin updates us on the home reno (mostly to ask for tips from all of you). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Jen shares her villain origin story with the introduction of her new arch nemesis: her daughter's soccer coach. At this point, just add him to list. Right after the Ding Dong Man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Homework. Ugh. Nobody wants to do it in our houses...including us. You won't catch us doing new math. We can barely do the old math. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Even jury duty in California has a Hollywood twist. Listen in as Jen and Kristin discuss their civic duty, Encino Man and a full-circle moment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We could not have been more excited to record our very first LIVE PODCAST at the Omaha Comedy Festival in our home state of Nebraska! Today, we talk coo coo clocks, hip dysplasia, and take questions from the audience! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.