
If These Balls Could Talk
Sports and Pop Culture Podcast
Sports Balls Guys
Show overview
If These Balls Could Talk has been publishing since 2022, and across the 4 years since has built a catalogue of 130 episodes. That works out to roughly 210 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence, with the show now in its 10th season.
Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 1h 29m and 1h 47m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Sports show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 6 days ago, with 14 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2023, with 39 episodes published. Published by Sports Balls Guys.
From the publisher
Welcome to If these Balls Could Talk. Join Mark, John and Pete, three college friends, as they discuss ten quick fire sports and pop culture topics with their friends and various other interesting people. New Episodes stream every Thursday night at 9:15 pm Eastern on YouTube and drop the following Sunday anywhere you get your podcasts. Please subscribe, like, share, review and have fun listening. We certainly are having fun making them. Listen - https://if-these-balls-could.captivate.fm/ Follow - https://www.instagram.com/iftheseballspod/ Website - https://www.iftheseballscouldtalkpod.com/ Chat - https://discord.gg/ruhhEUFPAX
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S10 Ep 5Pete's Random Balls
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friend, Tim Johnson. Join us as we talk the state of the NFL going into the draft as well as the final 3 weeks of the NBA regular season. We'll also talk about Fanatics Flag Football Classic, NFL players being called out to box Logan Paul and much more. Hope you enjoy, we'll see you in the stream! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #NBA #NFL #fanatics #flagfootball #olympics #loganpaul #dinodawkins #fernandomendoza #internationalmanofmystery #monopoly #houserules #marchmadness #nil #brackbusted #celtics #nbaplayoffs #knicks #thunder #valkilmer #aicharacter #realhousewinvesofRI #thesocial #realestate #sugardaddymark

S10 Ep 4Balls of Passion
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friends and sports talk power couple, Lillian and Eric Posch. Join us as we talk about the first week in football free agency and whether or not the Raiders need to be punished for sending Maxx Crosby to Baltimore to murder cool Joe Burrow. We'll also spend some time on Aaron "Captain America' Judge and the World Baseball Classic. Hope you enjoy, we'll see you in the stream! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #NBA #NFL #freeagency #winners #losers #wbc #captainamerica #petesafighterpilot #walterwhiteisabadguy #maxcrosby #ravens #raiders #bamadebayo #record #dodgers #salarycap #ruiningbaseball #mcu #daredevil #tvuniverse #avengersdoomsday #marketing #ogcast #newxmen #nil #femaleathletes #gettingpaid

S10 Ep 3Taylor Swift Saved our Balls
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friend, and almost famous food influencer, Lizzie Mahan https://www.tiktok.com/@food.figured. Join us as we talk to Lizzie about her favorite snacks and get her feelings on the NBA, Why Lu Dort is such an ass and the results from the recent Actor's Awards. is Hope you enjoy, we'll see you in the stream! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #NBA #snacks #ludort #bruiser #actorsawards #henryballagnome #nflhottakes #djmoore #georgepickens #thepitt #realistic #noahwyle #iran #war #talkingtoyourkids #wnba #cba #unrivaled #caitlynclark #ticketmaster #livenation #stpatricksday #cornedbeef #snacks

S10 Ep 2Ball Manipulation
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week for our great big Olympic wrap up show, as we talk to our good friend, professional journalist and semi-professional figure skater, Jessica Marshall https://www.instagram.com/jess_on_ice_skates/?hl=en. The '26 Winter Olympics has been chock full of stories. We're going to try and cover everything from the ups and downs of USA Hockey to 20 year old Alysa Liu winning the first Women's individual Olympic figure skating medal in 20 years. Hope you enjoy, we'll see you in the stream! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #olympics #figureskating #alysaliu #usahockey #italianizeeverything #goldmedals #mensteam #sexism #skijumping #crotchmanipulation #crotchgate #science #zombieapocalypse #mensfigurskating #quadgod #theyips #winterolympics #favoritemoments #knicks #skid #aretheygoodenough #dodgers #salarycap #ruiningbaseball #olympics #susatainability #deforestation

S10 Ep 1Balls of Redemption
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week for our Season 10 premiere, as we talk to our good friend, Derek Lewis. We'll give you a recap of the Superbowl, the Olympics and the current state of the NBA. We'll also have time for one last NFL Mighty Morphin' Power Rankings, until Pete wants to think about it again. Hope you enjoy, we'll see you in the stream! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #samdarnold #firstroundbusts #qbnurturing #bills #newregime #winnow #nba #victorwembanyama #spurs #knicks #josealvarado #leonrose #wnba #cba #strike #unrivaled #ai #paris #accelerator #faangpartnership #wwe #royalrumble #cmpunk #lindsayvonn #downhillskiing #milennialcurse

S9 Ep 13Totally not Shallow Balls
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week for our Season 9 finale, as we talk to our good friend from one of our favorite shows, @ShutUpFootball , Jeff Stoltzfus. We're back with the wheel of possibility to help us discuss the NFL season, where teams went wrong and how the Patriots are back from their quick hiatus of awesomeness. We might even have time for everyone's favorite, the P.L.A.Y.S wheel. Hope you enjoy, we'll see you in the stream! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #superbowl #seahawks #patriots #rematch #uggos #hotties #hotornot #powerrankings #tommydevito #superbowl #contenders #vikings #jjmccarthy #lions #benjohnson #49ers #defense #nickbosa #eagles #oc #flippinburgers #PLAYS #gronkmonster #brokenheart

S9 Ep 12Balls in Micro Bikinis
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friend and superfan, Jefim Piekarz. Jefim's going to review the current MLB off season with us, what Uncle Steve is thinking and why the Yankees are stuck sitting on their hands so far. Don't worry, we'll also go over the results of wildcard weekend and the current state of the NFL playoffs. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #playoffs #mlb #giants #jimharbaugh #wintermeetings #bregman #burythelede #calebwilliams #benjohnson #goodbetterbest #salarycap #cba #freeagents #yankees #codybellinger #logjam #grokai #bikinis #redsox #pitchpalooza #sonnygray #STFU #avengersdoomsday #drdoom #jumptheshark #itsacomicbookthing

S9 Ep 11Trust but Verify your Balls
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friend, Jon Henry. After the conclusion of another exciting NFL regular season we'll break down the playoffs and how all our teams are looking going into it (and headed to the offseason). We'll also give our take on the current national events including ICE's presence all over the country. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #playoffs #thescript #aaronrodgersistheworst #staysafe #bestbatman #hititwithahammer #stafford #maye #liamcohen #benjohnson #mvp #coachoftheyear #johnharbaugh #nygiants #coachingcarousel #bestguy #kickers #branduabrey #camlittle #instacart #aipricing #defenseswinchampionships #seattleseahawks #gunviolence #ice #orwell #1984 #meltice

S9 Ep 10Cooler Balls
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friend, Mark's Cousin Matt Medeiros. This week we'll talk about the AFC Championship game preview we got this past weekend and the end of the Patriots 10 game winning streak. I also wanna talk about how marked used his cooler powers against Joe Burrow in an effort to claim the dynasty league championship in just his second season in the league. Lets go RIFT. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream! #podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #Bills #joshallen #patriots #afcchampionship #cooler #joeburrow #fantasyfootball #strangersthings #pickleball #bestpizza #giants #jaxondart #fransicomendoza #touchdownfromthebooth #superbowlpicks #cecltics #jasontatyum #magicelixir #knicks #mikebrown #nbacupe #2025 #favoritepart #netflix #hbo #warnerbros

S9 Ep 9Ramblin' Balls
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friend and #1 Fan, Doug Feyes. This week we'll talk about the why you should make Josh Allen Angry, as well as the progress on New Highmark Stadium from our inside. We'll also go over the Marvel summer lineup and we'll see if Mark was able to catch up with Stranger Things so we can talk about the final season. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #Bills #joshallen #newhighmarkstadium #marvel #strangerthings #michigan #headcoach #scandal #colts #philliprivers #joeburrow #andrewluck #retirement #patriots #afc #afcchampionship #shoheiohtani #mlb #generational #suoergirl #dcu #jamesgunn #variety #top100comedys #wonderman #superherofatigue

S9 Ep 8Monday Night Footballs
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friends, Jimmy Bentley. This week we'll talk about the glorious return of Cool Joe Burrow, the continued freefall of the New York Football Giants and did they really clone Tom Brady. We'll also go over this early NBA season and much, much more. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #giants #jaxdart #roty? #joeburrow #smellslikebaseball #drakedrakemayemaye #headcoaching #briandaboll #steelers #aaronrodgersisacavetroll #miketomlin #milesgarret #defensewinschampionships #sonnygray #bobbybonilladay #devinwilliams #newyorkmets #yawn #monstersinccast #animatednfl #ARVRinthenfl #welcometoderry #stephenking #multiverse

S9 Ep 7Dinkin my Balls
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friends, the newlyweds, Lillian and Eric Posch. This week we'll talk about the major changes in the NFL as well as the "about time" firing of giants Ex Head Coach Brian Daboll. We'll also whether or not the Dodgers ruined baseball and Eric and I's Yankees. Finally, hopefully Lillian has an update on the coolest man in Ohio Smooth Joe Burrow. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #knicks #giants #daboll #joeburrow #flatmark #frankenstein #pneumaticfooddelivery #topteams #franchiseqb #rookiedeal #drakemaye #cooljoeburrow #bengals #injuryprone #giants #braindaboll #mikekafka #bluejays #dodgers #evilempire #ruinthegame #codybellinger #yankees #rosterbuilding #50yearmortgage #realtor #allamericangirls #wpbl #womensbaseball

S9 Ep 6Rewatching your Balls
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friend, Madison Hereth. Excited to back with you all after a short break we'll talk about another big week in the NFL as well as the Streaming wars and the current embattlement of HBO Max and a possible merger with Netflix. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #camskattebo #streamingwars #netflix #pivot #HIMYM #turndownthewok #nba #gambling #fbi #tushpush #fumble #eagles #sportsinjury #ncaa #cfb #headcoaches #fired #ai #aicontent #ifyoucan'ttelldoesitmatter #governmentshutdown #filibuster #healthcare #rockthevote #netflix #hbo #streamingwars #podcast #favorite

S9 Ep 5Cooling my Balls
EPlease join Mark, John and producer Pete as we discuss the week in Sports, Tech and Pop Culture. Join us this week as we talk to our good friend, Peter Pond, the fastest man on the kickball diamond. Join us the week to talk about week 7 of the NFL, the arrival of Jaxon Dart and Cam Skattebo, and the collapse of the Baltimore Ravens. We'll also review where we are in the MLB playoffs and the arrival of the Seattle Mariners in a serious way in the ALCS. Hope everyone enjoys, see you in the stream!#podcast #friends #sports #pop #culture #iftheseballscouldtalk #nfl #baseball #mariners #15innings #moneyball #billiebean #giants #CamSkattebo #natureboy #bestrbinthecountry #jaxondart #homecooked #tradedeadline #jaylnwaddle #wr2orbust #NCAA #penstate #jamesfranklin #ravens #lamarjacson #kinghenry #collapse #cooler #lebron #retirement #fraud #blakesnell #dodgers #callingyourownpitches #lamineyamal #barca #laliga