I Hate This Team

The Vancouver Canucks are going to with the Stanely Cup If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we get Cootespilled, talk about the battles for forward positions on the team, the battles for defense positions on the team, EP40's preseason debut, and Jared Kushner buying EA Sports maybe. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half (and get weekly bonus episodes throughout the season) head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's Schrodinger's season folks! On this one we talk about Canuck's training camp, their first preseason game, who stood out to us, out of market perception of Canucks storylines, and some single season fantasy hockey sleepers. We are officially back to two episodes a week too. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talk about the most realistic path for the Canucks to one day maybe become a cup contender, the Not Young Stars Prospect Games from the weekend, and all the other Canucks tea from the last week. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Our friend Tyson Cole (@SpittinPicklets) of CanucksArmy joins the program to give us his thoughts on the Canucks offseason, grade our hottakes from last week, and tell us what he saw at the Canucks (assistant) captain's skate last week. Stefan also debates whether or not he should get cable. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish in the offseason) bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talk about getting a DMCA takedown on twitter, Connor McDavid speculation, and we make some, very brave hot takes about what we think might happen in the next NHL season This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talk about how we feel about the Canucks with the preseason fast approaching, the Athletic GM confidence rankings, and Cracker Barrel going WOKE If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish in the offseason) bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we look at a cool website a guy made, check in on the latest Canucks rumblings, pick the worst offseason move for all 32 NHL teams, and do a tier list of bodily secretions. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish in the offseason) bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

just kidding we were going to record today anyways. Yeah we talk about Kratsov, a new lukewarm Canucks rumour, Kiefer Sherwood, "World of Chel", and some other crap. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

on this one we talk about beans, MYLF, my eyebrows, and the follies of home ownership for the first half, and then in the second half we take a look at the Canucks 2025-26 schedule and play a new game where you get to remember some guys. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish in the offseason) bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

on this one we eulogize the Dakota Joshua as a Vancouver Canuck, fantasize about Marco Rossi and continue to be confused by the Canucks offseason This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I Hate This Team Buffalo coresspondent COA joins the show to chat about Azealia Banks doing a Fappening to Conor McGreggor, WasabiCon getting cancelled, Silovs getting traded and everything about the Sabres offseason If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish in the offseason) bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

IHTT Toronto correspondant and AUTHOR John Cullen joins us to chat about Jeopardy on N64, that whole Mitch Marner thing, the intersection of Canucks and Leafs fandom, and Vince Carter You can pre-order John's book Curling Rocks!: Chronicles of the Roaring Game here https://www.indiebookstores.ca/book/9781771624558/ or on Amazon if you want to stick it to him for being a Leafs fan. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Long Live Brock Boeser This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Well folks, the NHL entry draft came and went and the Canucks still don't have a second line center. We talk about that, the Canucks actually making draft picks, movement around the league and the new CBA in this one. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Charlotte are playing Checkers, while the Canucks are playing Postal 2. Allvin and Rutherford are demons from hell. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mike Hale (Your Kickstarter Sucks) joins us to discuss his beloved Nashville Predators trading for Eric Haula, the fallout from the Stanley Cup finals, the upcoming NHL entry draft, the Canucks' offseason plans, Outlaw cheating at the one chip challenge by using a fan, and our favorite weird twitter poweruser. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

[nobody wants to work anymore voice] nobody wants to be sellers anymore If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Uhhh let me be clear, absolutely no glomping. Gotta have them assistant coaches, and depth defenders too. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Oilers keep making it to the cup finals because they play in a province with no provincial sales tax. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talk about what we think the Canucks should do moving forward and how it differs from what they likely will do, and how they went from being viewed as a fringe contender last off season to a mushy middle team now. We also eulogize the Leafs (behind the paywall teehee). This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

That wordplay doesn't really make sense but who gives a crap it's the offseason. On this one we take a more sober look at the Foote hiring, talk about the case for bringing back Marc Crawford, and explore why looking for locker room leaders in free agency sucks. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

and they still have some holes to fill! On this one we react (negatively!) to the Canucks hiring Adam Foote as their next head coach. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Canucks got dumped by their Chad coach and now he is probably running off with some Stacy on the east coast. outro song is David Sirota by Fortune Kit If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Penny foolish and pound foolish too. On this one we talk about the Canucks bungles of the week, Tocchet, Willander, no practice facility, and how shitty the depth chart looks up front. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we mainly talked about the big press conference on Monday, so lots of Petey, Willander, Tocchet, tampering, the playoffs, all your favourite Canucks topics de jour. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackson and Vyas from Roxy Fever join us to eulogize the Canucks season and talk about Jim Benning lol. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Genie, you're free..... We have a post mortum about the Canucks season, chat about what they have to do moving forward, complain about ownership, and do a cheeky little playoff preview. Sorry my audio sounds like I am recording from a submarine, something fucked up with my recording where it sounded fine to Stefan but the actual recording sounded like I was recording from an incredibly static-y submarine. The fact that this isn't a lost episode is a miracle. This is the episode tech oligarchs didn't want you to hear...... This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

the end is nigh folks! on this one we talk about that game against the wild last night, the comments Hughes, Boeser, and Allvin made to Imac earlier in the week, and continue to brainstorm how the Canucks might be able to turn this around in the offseason. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

or was it "Lots of O in Big D," who knows? God bless Dave Tomilson regardless. On this one we check in with Mr. Balboner, reflect on last night's historic comeback victory against the Dallas Stars, and chat about how meaningful games in March actually suck ass. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talk about if there is a path to the Canucks not being cheeks next year until we are rudely interrupted by Ovechkin scoring a record breaking goal. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The only Canucks media brave enough to not blame a losing streak without EP40 on EP40. What a disaster folks. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I know it's over, and it never really began but in my heart it was so real and you even spoke to me, and said: "If you're so corsi, then why are you out of a playoff spot tonight? If you're so very entertaining then why are you struggling to score tonight?" If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talk about the Canucks probably ill-fated playoff push, Demko standing on his head and his contract moving forward, the Canucks young players looking pretty damn good, Gavin McKenna, and Rick Tocchet rumours. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talk about how the season is effectively over, preview the 2025 draft (lol), look at some RFAs the Canucks might want to offersheet, and basically just wallow around in sorrow. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talked about the Canucks a bit but the bulk of the episode was spent talking about our other passion, guys eating hamburgers in their cars and filming it. I think the whiplash from that loss against Utah and that win against Winnipeg fundamentally changed our brains or something. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talk about the Canucks win over the stinky Blackhawks, how much we hate Jason Dickinson, how the playoff race is shaping up, what the UFA market looks like, how the Abbotsford Canucks are doing, and Kermit De Frog. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we talk about the Canucks shootout win against the Flames, glaze Vito Mancini, and provide a frequently asked for update on Dana Murzyn This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Congratulations to us for winning yet another Fell For It Again Award. On this one we talk about the Canucks sordid trade deadline and that game against the Minnesota Wild. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Happy Deadline Eve to all who celebrate! On this one we talk about what we want to see the Canucks do at the deadline this year, Soucy getting traded, last night's game against the Ducks, past deadlines that pissed us off and how much we hate Telus. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this episode we look forward to the Canucks being buyers at the deadline despite them having won one game in their last five, despite Quinn Hughes playing hurt and not finishing the game against Seattle, despite the Canucks having a positive expected goals percentage 5 times in their last 20 games, and despite Elias Pettersson losing all of his mojo and forgetting how to play hockey. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I had my favorite lunch today , 3 eggs mackerel with chunks of pepper jack cheese and Dash seasoning , 7 scoring chances for , 6 scoring chances against , 1 shot on goal , 0 goals , some ranch and 2 slices of buttered Italian bread and a Coke Zero This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wetin be di point for watching di Canucks if dem no get Quinn Hughes? The number one Canucks Pidgin podcast returns to talk about the Canucks first game back after the Four Nations Faceoff, Kevin Lankinen's contract extension, and Brock Boeser's lack of contract extension. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game. - Justin Trudea" - Me This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Our treasured friend COA (@COAbrah_) returns to the show to chat about four nations facing off, how the Sabres are holding up this season, how he plagarized Boston Pizza, and Dylan Cozens. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this one we preview our review of National Lampoon's Pucked starring Bon Jovi, talk about the Canucks recent winnning streak without Quinn Hughes, the Canucks win over the the Maple Leafs, and the Noah Dobson rumours that have been swirling around. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Step aside Elias Pettersson, we are nuthuggers for the other Elias Pettersson now. On this one we get excited about DPetey, react to the Marcus Pettersson contract, and introduce our new segment "Is EP40 good yet?" There's some stuff about players not named Pettersson as well. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In 2017 the Simpsons (S29E15) predicted the Vancouver Canucks would flip the conditional 2025 first round draft pick they received from the New York Rangers in the JT Miller trade, along with Vincent Desharnais and Danton Heinen to the Pittsburgh Penguins in exhange for Drew O'Connor and Marcus Pettersson If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We did a y'all. Manifesting works. On this truncated emergency episode we react to JT Miller getting traded to the New York Rangers. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Canucks fans are tired y'all..... on this one we talk about Jim "Moleman" Rutherford wilding out to Gary Mason, the Flames and Flyers making a trade, and how catastrophically bad Sleepy Soucy and No Juice Juulsen have been. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.