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Down Periscope Starring Kelsey Grammer, Rob Schneider, and Lauren Holly Cmdr. Tom Dodge is not thought of very highly among his fellow Navy officers. So when he's offered the captain's seat on a decrepit boat that is part of a simulated challenge on the water, no one expects much from him. Set on getting his underdog crew in line in order to win the event, Dodge must face off against his nemesis, Adm. Yancy Graham-- who will do anything to see Dodge disgraced and finally kicked out of the Navy.

This week Jeff and Sean roast Apple TV for yet another failure in promoting their new movies. We also talk Box Office, is the Box Office back? It was a pretty big weekend. New this week The Drama Directed by Kristoffer Borgli Starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson A happily engaged couple get put to the test when an unexpected revelation sends their wedding week off the rails. They Will Kill You Directed by Kirill Sokolov Starring Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, and Heather Graham A happily engaged couple get put to the test when an unexpected revelation sends their wedding week off the rails. Also Forbidden Fruits and The A.I Movie get roasted. Our Classic Rosemary's Baby Directed by Redacted Starring Mia Farrow and Ruth Gordon A young wife comes to believe that her offspring is not of this world. Waifish Rosemary Woodhouse and her struggling actor husband Guy move to a New York City apartment building with an ominous reputation and odd neighbors Roman and Minnie Castavet. When Rosemary becomes pregnant she becomes increasingly isolated, and the diabolical truth is revealed only after Rosemary gives birth.

Directed by Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Freedman This documentary highlights the historical contexts that gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders have occupied in cinema history, and shows the evolution of the entertainment industry's role in shaping perceptions of LGBT figures. The issues addressed include secrecy -- which initially defined homosexuality -- as well as the demonization of the homosexual community with the advent of AIDS, and finally the shift toward acceptance and positivity in the modern era.

Movie News Oscar Ratings Drop... Maybe Moana Live Action Looks Bad Val Kilmer Rises from the Grave in A.I RIP Valerie Perrine Project Hail Mary Directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller Starring Ryan Gosling and Sandra Huller Science teacher Ryland Grace wakes up on a spaceship with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory slowly returns, he soon discovers he must solve the riddle behind a mysterious substance that's causing the sun to die out. As details of the mission unravel, he calls on his scientific training and sheer ingenuity -- but he may not have to do it alone. Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Directed by Matt Bettinelli Olpin and Tyler Gillett Starring Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton After surviving an all-out attack from the Le Domas family, Grace discovers she's reached the next level of the nightmarish game, and this time with her estranged sister, Faith, by her side. To survive, Grace must keep Faith alive and claim the High Seat of the Council that controls the world. Four rival families are also hunting her for the throne, and whoever wins will rule it all. Classic The Game Directed by David Fincher Starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn Nicholas Van Orton (Michael Douglas) is a successful banker who keeps mostly to himself. When his estranged brother Conrad (Sean Penn) returns on his birthday with an odd gift -- participation in a personalized, real-life game -- Nicholas reluctantly accepts. Initially harmless, the game grows increasingly personal, and Orton begins to fear for his life as he eludes agents from the mysterious game's organizers. With no one left to trust and his money gone, Orton must find answers for himself. Next Week They Will Kill You

The 1996 Academy Awards Amy, M.J and Sean watched the 1996 Academy Awards a cursed broadcast that features awards for Kevin Spacey and Mel Gibson as well as Mira Sorvino winning an Oscar in a Woody Allen movie, Mighty Aphrodite, and a pre-show Harvey Weinstein jump scare.

Jeff and Sean recap Oscar night. Jeff picked more winners than Sean after Sean went all in on Sinners and came up with a low number of wins. One Battle After Another was a great Best Picture choice but both Jeff and Sean felt Sinners was a deserving winner New Movies Reminders of You Directed by Vanessa Casswill Starring Maika Monroe and Tyriq Withers After a perfect outing with her boyfriend, Kenna makes an unbearable mistake that sends her to prison for seven years. Hoping to rebuild her life after her release, she tries to reunite with her daughter, but her custodial grandparents refuse to let Kenna see her. She soon finds unexpected compassion from a local bar owner as their secret romance gives Kenna hope for a second chance. Undertone Directed by Ian Tuason Starring Nina Kiri A podcast host covering spooky content moves in to care for her dying mother. When sent recordings of a pregnant couple's paranormal encounters, she discovers their story parallels hers, each tape pushing her toward madness. Classic Amadeus (1984) Directed by Milos Foreman Starring F. Murray Abraham, Tom Hulce Once the highly regarded composer to the Viennese Court, Salieri is now an old man, unknown and confined to an asylum. After a suicide attempt he recounts his story to a young cleric, going back 30 years to his heyday at the court of Emperor Joseph II, where he first met the young Mozart. Despite Salieri's Machiavellian attempts to frustrate Mozart's progress, the great young composer attracts the favour of the Emperor. Next Week Project Hail Mary Ready or Not 2 Classic The Game

On this episode we remember a pair of lesser-known stars who passed away. Sean gives an update on Movies of the 80s. New Movie The Bride Directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal Written by Maggie Gyllenhaal Starring Jessie Buckley and Christian Bale In 1930s Chicago, groundbreaking scientist Dr. Euphronious brings a murdered young woman back to life to be a companion for Frankenstein's monster. What happens next is beyond what either of them could ever have imagined. Classic The Bride of Frankenstein Directed by James Whale Starring Boris Karloff and Elsa Lanchester After recovering from injuries sustained in the mob attack upon himself and his creation, Dr. Frankenstein (Colin Clive) falls under the control of his former mentor, Dr. Pretorius (Ernest Thesiger), who insists the now-chastened doctor resume his experiments in creating new life. Meanwhile, the Monster (Boris Karloff) remains on the run from those who wish to destroy him without understanding that his intentions are generally good despite his lack of socialization and self-control. Stick around for our Oscar Breakdown;

The Late Shift Directed by Betty Thomas Starring John Michael Higgins, Kathy Bates, and Daniel Roebuck Actual A.I description of The Late Shift on Google: David Letterman (Daniel Roebuck) vies with Jay Leno (Kathy Bates) and his manager (John Michael Higgins) to succeed Johnny Carson, retiring from "The Tonight Show."

Scream Directed by Wes Craven Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Matthew Lillard, Skeet Ulrich Wes Craven re-invented and revitalised the slasher-horror genre with this modern horror classic, which manages to be funny, clever and scary, as a fright-masked knife maniac stalks high-school students in middle-class suburbia. Craven is happy to provide both tension and self-parody as the body count mounts - but the victims aren't always the ones you'd expect. Scream 2 Wes Craven Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette Sydney (Neve Campbell) and tabloid reporter Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox) survived the events of the first Scream, but their nightmare isn't over. When two college students are murdered at a sneak preview of Stab, a movie based on the events from the first film, it's clear a copycat killer is on the loose. Sydney and Gail, as well as fellow survivors Deputy Dewey (David Arquette) and Randy (Jamie Kennedy) have to find out who is behind this new murder spree, before they all end up dead. Scream 3 Directed by Wes Craven Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette The last instalment in the 'Scream' trilogy is set in Hollywood, where 'Stab 3' is being shot, with Gale Weathers and Dwight Riley on set as advisors to Jennifer Jolie. Unfortunately, a killer decides to off the cast in the order of the screenplay and only 'Sid' Prescott, now in hiding until the killer tracks her down, can solve the riddle. Scream 4 Directed by Wes Craven Starring Emma Roberts, Hayden Panettiere, Courtney Cox, Neve Campbell It has been many years since the Ghostface Killer cut a deadly path through the town of Woodsboro. In order to get over the trauma of those horrific events, Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) has written a self-help book. She returns to Woodsboro for her book tour, and reconnects with old friends Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox) and Sheriff Dewey (David Arquette). However, Sidney's arrival also sparks the return of Ghostface, putting Sidney and everyone she loves in danger. Scream 5 Directed by Tyler Gillett, Matt Bettinelli Olpin Starring Jenna Ortega, Melissa Barrara, Jack Quaid, Mikey Madison, Neve Campbell Twenty-five years after a streak of brutal murders shocked the quiet town of Woodsboro, Calif., a new killer dons the Ghostface mask and begins targeting a group of teenagers to resurrect secrets from the town's deadly past. Scream 6 Directed by Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli Olpin Starring Jenna Ortega, Melissa Barrara, Mason Gooding, Courtney Cox Four survivors of the Ghostface murders leave Woodsboro behind for a fresh start in New York City. However, they soon find themselves in a fight for their lives when a new killer embarks on a bloody rampage. Scream 7 Directed by Kevin Williamson Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Joel McHale When a new Ghostface killer emerges in the quiet town where Sidney has built a new life, her darkest fears are realized as her daughter becomes the next target. Determined to protect her family, she must face the horrors of her past to put an end to the bloodshed once and for all.

Happy Gilmore Directed by Dennis Dugan Starring Adam Sandler, Julie Bowen and Christopher MacDonald When Happy Gilmore can't make it in hockey he finds himself turning to golf where his prodigious drives make him surprisingly great with just enough potential to save his grandmother's house. Happy Gilmore is perhaps the least worst Adam Sandler Movie of the 90s, high praise from haters like MJ, Amy, and Sean - I Hate Critics 1996

This week on I Hate Critics, we're breaking down the latest theatrical releases hitting screens the weekend of February 20th. It's a lineup filled with crime, thrills, and plenty of dark twists. Here's what we're covering: How to Make a Killing A darkly comedic crime thriller that dives into the chaos that unfolds when ordinary people find themselves in extraordinary—and deadly—circumstances. Greed, bad decisions, and escalating consequences fuel this fast-paced story where one wrong move leads to another. Does it deliver sharp satire and suspense, or does it miss the mark? We weigh in. Psycho Killer This horror-thriller throws audiences into the mind of a relentless murderer, blending slasher elements with psychological tension. Stylized violence and cat-and-mouse suspense aim to keep viewers on edge—but is it a fresh take on the genre or a retread of familiar territory? We break down the scares, the storytelling, and the body count. Crimes of Passion A steamy neo-noir crime drama where desire and danger collide. When obsession takes hold, lines between love, betrayal, and criminality blur. With heightened drama and provocative themes, this one sparks plenty of conversation. Is it an engaging throwback to erotic thrillers of the past, or does it struggle to find its voice? As always, we share our honest reactions, sharp debates, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Listen now and join the conversation! Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's art at Jeff Lassiter Art. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast We pay tribute to Robert Duvall Sean rails against criticisms of Hamnet Crime 101 Directed by Bart Layton Starring Chris Hemsworth, Halle Berry, and Mark Ruffalo A master thief and an insurance broker join forces for a big heist, while a determined detective pursues them to prevent the multi-million dollar crime. Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die Directed by Gore Verbinski Starring Sam Rockwell, Haley Lu RIchardson and Juno Temple Claiming to be from the future, a man takes hostages at a Los Angeles diner to recruit unlikely heroes to help him save the world. Wuthering Heights Directed by Emerald Fennell Starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi Tragedy strikes when Heathcliff falls in love with Catherine Earnshaw, a woman from a wealthy family in 18th-century England. Classic Wuthering Heights (1939) Directed by William Wyler Starring Sir Laurence Olivier and Merle Oberon In this adaptation of the classic Emily Bronte novel set in 19th-century England, wealthy young Cathy Earnshaw (Merle Oberon) shares a loving bond with Heathcliff (Laurence Olivier), a poor childhood friend who now works in her stables. Unfortunately, things become complicated when the affluent Edgar Linton (David Niven) decides to pursue Cathy, and Heathcliff leaves out of resentment. Though Heathcliff returns with a self-made fortune, he realizes he may have lost Cathy in his absence.

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This Week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast The Strangers Chapter 3 Directed by Renny Harlin Starring Madeleine Petsch The Strangers: Chapter 3 serves as the final installment of the trilogy, picking up immediately after Maya (Madelaine Petsch) kills Pin-Up Girl. The premise follows a battered Maya attempting to survive while the remaining killers, Scarecrow (Gregory) and Dollface, pursue her. The film explores the origins of the killers, their connection to a local, corrupt sheriff, and culminates in a final, brutal showdown in an underground lair, resulting in a twisted, lethal confrontation between Maya and Gregory. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Directed by Mary Bronstein Starring Rose Byrne, ASAP Rocky, and Christian Slater With her life crashing down around her, Linda tries to navigate her daughter's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. Classic Footloose (1984) Directed by Herbert Ross Starring Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer and John Lithgow Moving in from Chicago, newcomer Ren McCormack (Kevin Bacon) is in shock when he discovers the small Midwestern town he now calls home has made dancing and rock music illegal. As he struggles to fit in, Ren faces an uphill battle to change things. With the help of his new friend, Willard Hewitt (Christopher Penn), and defiant teen Ariel Moore (Lori Singer), he might loosen up this conservative town. But Ariel's influential father, Reverend Shaw Moore (John Lithgow), stands in the way. Next week Crime 101, Wuthering Heights, and Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die

This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we break down the new movies hitting theaters the weekend of January 30th, sorting through what's worth your time and what might be better left for streaming. New Releases Reviewed Send Help – A survival thriller that throws its characters into extreme circumstances and asks how far people will go to stay alive. The Secret Agent – Espionage, intrigue, and moral gray areas collide in this tense international thriller. Sentimental Value – A quieter, more emotional release that leans into relationships, memory, and what we choose to hold onto. We also look ahead to Best in Show, with plans to revisit (or experience again) Christopher Guest's endlessly quotable mockumentary classic. Any excuse to talk about one of the greatest ensemble comedies ever made—and to celebrate the legendary Catherine O'Hara—is a good one. As always, expect honest takes, a little chaos, and absolutely no consensus. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's Art at Jeff Lassiter Art. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe—it really helps the show.

The Oscar nominations are out and Jeff and Sean react by ripping on Marty Supreme and wishing Jesse Plemons had been nominated for Bugonia New Movies Mercy Directed by Timur Bekmambetov Starring Chris Pratt and Rebecca Ferguson In the near future, an advanced AI judge tells a captive detective that he's on trial for the murder of his wife. If he fails to prove his innocence within 90 minutes, he'll be executed on the spot. The Testament of Ann Lee Directed by Mona Fastvold Starring Amanda Seyfried. Christopher Abbott, Lewis Pullman, and Thomasin Mackenzie Revered by her followers, Ann Lee preaches gender and social equality as the founder of the devotional sect the Shakers. No Other Choice Directed by Park Chan Wook Starring Lee Byung Hun and Son Yejin Abruptly laid off after 25 years at the same company, a desperate man goes to extreme lengths to eliminate the competition for the job he wants. Classic Drop Dead Gorgeous Directed by Michael Patrick Jann Starring Kirsten Dunst, Ellen Barkin, Kirsty Alley, and Denise Richards An annual beauty pageant in small-town Minnesota turns ridiculously competitive and ultimately chaotic in this biting comedy. Amber Atkins (Kirsten Dunst), the daughter of hard-drinking mom Annette (Ellen Barkin), and Becky Leeman (Denise Richards), who is motivated by her former beauty-queen mother, Gladys (Kirstie Alley), are among the top contenders in the event. As Amber, Becky, and other local girls prepare for the big day, bizarre incidents occur, leading up to an ending with a bang.

I Hate Critics 1996 Bed of Roses Directed by Michael Goldenberg Starring Christian Slater and Mary Stuart Masterson Workaholic Lisa (Mary Stuart Masterson) long ago shut down emotionally, retreating into a shell during her painful childhood. Career is foremost in her mind and romance the very last thing. That changes when she receives a stunning bouquet of flowers from a secret admirer. When she asks the florist, Lewis (Christian Slater), where they came from, he admits they are from him. Lewis sweeps Lisa off her feet and seems to be her perfect man. But he too harbors a painful past.

Reminiscing about 700 episodes. We welcomed Bob back for a visit for the milestone 700th episode of I Hate Critics. New Movies The Rip Directed by Joe Carnahan Starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon A group of Miami cops discovers a stash of millions in cash, leading to distrust as outsiders learn about the seizure, making them question who to rely on. 28 Years Later The Bone Temple Directed by Nia Da Costa Starring Ralph Fiennes and Alfie Johnson Dr. Kelson finds himself in a shocking new relationship with consequences that could change the world as he knows it, while Spike's encounter with Jimmy Crystal becomes a nightmare he can't escape. Dead Man's Wire Directed by Gus Van Sant Starring Bill Skarsgard and Dacre Montgomery On February 8, 1977, Tony Kiritsis entered the office of Richard Hall, president of the Meridian Mortgage Company, and took him hostage with a sawed-off shotgun wired with a "dead man's wire" from the trigger to Tony's own neck. Classic Seven Directed by David Fincher Starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman Two detectives are in search of a serial killer who seems to be exacting retribution for the seven deadly sins. In his final week on the force, veteran Detective William Somerset is drawn back into the decay of the city as he and Detective David Mills, his cocky replacement, hunt the maniac.

Biodome Bud (Pauly Shore) and Doyle (Stephen Baldwin) get simultaneously dumped by their eco-conscious girlfriends, Monique (Joey Lauren Adams) and Jen (Teresa Hill), in the middle of the desert. Needing a bathroom, the two friends enter what they think is a mall but soon realize is a high-profile, secure biological experiment. As they engage in a year-long battle with Dr. Faulkner (William Atherton) and the other scientists, Bud and Doyle are forced to confront the recklessness of their behavior. And the bulk of the episode looks back at the best and worst of 1995 from Showgirls, to Before Sunrise to Cutthroat Island and the movie with genius IQ space dolphin, yeah that happened, the best and Worst of 1995.

The Golden Globes Happened Go to Patreon.com/IHateCritics and donate to force Sean to care about the Golden Globes New Movies! We Bury the Dead Directed by Zak Hilditch Starring Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites After a catastrophic military disaster, the dead don't just rise, they hunt. Ava searches for her missing husband, but what she finds is far more terrifying. Primate Directed by Johannes Roberts Starring Johnny Sequoya, Troy Kotsur, and Miguel Hernando Umba as Ben the Chimp Lucy's tropical island homecoming turns deadly when her family's clever chimpanzee, Ben, becomes rabid. With her father away and no help coming, paradise becomes a prison as Lucy and her friends fight for survival against a pet they once trusted. Is This Thing On Directed by Bradley Cooper Starring Will Arnett and Laura Dern Facing middle age and an impending divorce, Alex finds new purpose in the New York comedy scene, while his wife, Tess, confronts the sacrifices she made for their family. Our Classic American Gigolo Written and Directed by Paul Schrader Starring Richard Gere and Lauren Hutton Julian, a Beverly Hills escort, commands high prices for his services, living a lavish and emotionally unattached lifestyle under the management of Anne. While secretly working for pimp Leon, Julian is assigned to service Mr. Rheiman and his wife Judy, but leaves when their violent requests make him nervous. When Mrs. Rheiman is found dead and no one is willing to testify on his behalf, Julian finds himself the primary suspect.

New Movies this Week Marty Supreme Directed by Josh Safdie Starring Timothee Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow In the 1950s, young Marty Mauser pursues his dream of becoming a champion table-tennis player. Anaconda Directed by Tom Gormican Starring Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Thandiwe Newton Best friends Griff and Doug have always dreamed of remaking their all-time favorite movie "Anaconda." When a midlife crisis pushes them to finally go for it, they assemble a crew and head deep into the jungles of the Amazon to start filming. However, life soon imitates art when a gigantic anaconda with a thirst for blood starts hunting them down. Song Sung Blue Directed by Craig Brewer Starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Hudson Best friends Griff and Doug have always dreamed of remaking their all-time favorite movie "Anaconda." When a midlife crisis pushes them to finally go for it, they assemble a crew and head deep into the jungles of the Amazon to start filming. However, life soon imitates art when a gigantic anaconda with a thirst for blood starts hunting them down. Best of 2025 Sean 1 The Life of Chuck 2 Hamnet 3 Kiss of the Spider Woman 4 Sinners $368 million 5 Bob Trevino Likes It 6 Die My Love 7 Springsteen Deliver Me from Nowhere $45 million 8 If I Had Legs I'd Kick You $1.3 million 9. No Other Choice $20.6 million 10 Weapons $269 million Honorable Mentions 11. A Big Bold Beautiful Journey 12 Bugonia 13 Eden 14 The Phoenician Scheme 15 Nouvelle Vague Jeff Best of 2025 10. The Phoenician Scheme/Song Sung Blue 9. One Battle After Another 8. Bugonia 7. Kiss of the Spider Woman/Megan 2.0 6. Silent Night, Deadly Night 5. Bring Her Back 4. Life of Chuck 3. Hamnet 2. Weapons 1. Sinners Worst of 2025 1 The Karate Kid Legends 2. You're Cordially Invited/War of the Worlds 3. Splitsville 4. Fountain of Youth 5. The Friend

Cutthroat Island (1995) Directed by Renny Harlin Starring Geena Davis, Matthew Modine, and Frank Langella Feisty Morgan Adams (Geena Davis) inherits her late buccaneer father's galleon and one-third of a map to buried treasure located on Cutthroat Island. The map had been tattooed on her father's scalp, and to find the treasure, she must locate and scalp his two brothers. But Morgan's swashbuckling uncle, Dawg Brown (Frank Langella), wants the treasure for himself, and does battle with his headstrong niece and her unwilling accomplice, Latin-speaking physician William Shaw (Matthew Modine).

This week Sean and Jeff talk about James Cameron's strange press tour. The director of Avatar has trouble letting go of perceived slights, pettily trying to settle scores only he cares about. Actor James Ransone has died Avatar: Fire and Ash Directed by James Cameron Starring Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Kate Winslet, Sigourney Weaver The conflict on Pandora escalates as Jake and Neytiri's family encounter a new, aggressive Na'vi tribe. The Housemaid Directed by Paul Feig Starring Amanda Seyfried, Sydney Sweeney, and Brandon Sklenar Hoping for a fresh start, a young woman becomes a live-in maid for a wealthy couple who harbour sinister secrets. Classic The Hand that Rocks the Cradle Directed by Curtis Hanson Starring Rebecca DeMornay, Annabella Sciorra When she was assaulted by her doctor, Claire Bartel (Annabella Sciorra) reported him to the police, and rather than go to prison for his crime, he killed himself. The shock of the accusations and suicide caused the doctor's pregnant wife, Peyton (Rebecca De Mornay), to have a miscarriage. Driven mad with rage, Peyton poses as a nanny for the Bartel family. Her plan: to tear Claire's life apart, seduce her husband (Matt McCoy) and eventually murder the woman she blames for ruining her life.

It was a heartbreaking weekend as word of the murder of Rob and Michele Reiner broke over the weekend. Jeff and Sean remember Rob's Hollywood legacy, the impact of his incredible movies and what made them iconic. New Movies this Week Ella McCay Directed by James L. Brooks Starring Emma Mackey, Albert Brooks, Jamie Lee Curtis At 34 years old, Ella McCay becomes the governor of the state she was born and raised in. However, navigating relationships with her husband, father and brother may just be her biggest challenge yet. Silent Night Deadly Night Directed by Mike P. Nelson Starring Rohan Campbell, Ruby Modine When Billy witnesses his parents' grisly murder at the hands of Santa, it ignites a lifelong mission to spread holiday fear. Every Christmas, he dons the red suit and embarks on a blood-soaked massacre to feed his twisted sense of justice. Classic Silent Night Deadly Night 1 & 2 Silent Night Deadly Night 1 and 2 are sleezy, gross, disgusting movies that are so bad they are kind of good. Not genuinely good, but ironically good. We talk about all of the Silent Night Deadly Night movies in the end.

This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast we talked about an 80s legend brought back to life. A YouTube Channel called Movies of the 80s has uncovered the legend The Krull Wedding Contest from 1983. Jeff is appearing alongside Gremlins Star Zack Galligan and former WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Lex Luger at the Quad City Toy Show July 14th and 15th in East Moline, IL, New Movies this week Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Directed by Emma Tammi Starring Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, and McKenna Grace One year has passed since the supernatural nightmare at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Former security guard Mike has kept the truth from his 11-year-old sister, Abby, concerning the fate of her animatronic friends. When Abby sneaks out to reconnect with Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy, she sets into motion a terrifying series of events that reveal dark secrets about the true origin of Freddy's. Hamnet Directed by Chloe Zhao Starring Jessie Buckley and Paul Mescal William Shakespeare and his wife, Agnes, celebrate the birth of their son, Hamnet. However, when tragedy strikes and Hamnet dies at a young age, it inspires Shakespeare to write his timeless masterpiece "Hamlet." Classic Shakespeare in Love Directed by John Madden Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Josef Fiennes, Tom Wilkinson, Geoffrey Rush, Judi Dench, Ben Affleck "Shakespeare in Love" is a romantic comedy for the 1990s set in the 1590s. It imaginatively unfolds the witty, sexy and timeless tale behind the creation of the greatest love story ever told. A young Shakespeare (Joseph Fiennes) is out of cash and ideas, he meets his ideal woman and she inspires him to write one of his most famous plays.

In the news, help out critic Nathan Rabin. One of Sean's favorite film critics, Nathan Rabin was hurt in a serious car accident last week. Visit his website, NathanRabin.com for information on how to support Nathan and his family. Buy his new book, The Fractured Mirror, the ultimate guide to movies about the movies. It's available now via Nathan's website. New Movies this Week Wicked for Good Directed by John M. Chu Starring Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh Now demonized as the Wicked Witch of the West, Elphaba lives in exile in the Ozian forest, while Glinda resides at the palace in Emerald City, reveling in the perks of fame and popularity. As an angry mob rises against the Wicked Witch, she'll need to reunite with Glinda to transform herself, and all of Oz, for good. Rental Family Directed by Hikari Starring Brendan Fraser Struggling to find purpose, an American actor lands an unusual gig with a Japanese agency to play stand-in roles for strangers. As he immerses himself in his clients' worlds, he begins to form genuine bonds that blur the lines between performance and reality. Confronting the moral complexities of his work, he soon rediscovers purpose, belonging, and the quiet beauty of human connection. Eternity Directed by David Freyne Starring Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olson, Callum Turner In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with, and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for her to arrive. Classic White Christmas Directed by Michael Curtiz Starring Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney, and Vera Ellen Bob Wallace and Phil Davis, two army buddies, become a top-notch musical comedy team after the war and are now the toast of Broadway. While on the road in Florida, the stars become involved with two aspiring singers, the sister act of Betty and Judy. Despite some romantic complications between the couples, everything ends on a happy note when Christmas Eve brings rave reviews for the show and much-needed snowfall!