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Down Periscope Starring Kelsey Grammer, Rob Schneider, and Lauren Holly Cmdr. Tom Dodge is not thought of very highly among his fellow Navy officers. So when he's offered the captain's seat on a decrepit boat that is part of a simulated challenge on the water, no one expects much from him. Set on getting his underdog crew in line in order to win the event, Dodge must face off against his nemesis, Adm. Yancy Graham-- who will do anything to see Dodge disgraced and finally kicked out of the Navy.

This week Jeff and Sean roast Apple TV for yet another failure in promoting their new movies. We also talk Box Office, is the Box Office back? It was a pretty big weekend. New this week The Drama Directed by Kristoffer Borgli Starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson A happily engaged couple get put to the test when an unexpected revelation sends their wedding week off the rails. They Will Kill You Directed by Kirill Sokolov Starring Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, and Heather Graham A happily engaged couple get put to the test when an unexpected revelation sends their wedding week off the rails. Also Forbidden Fruits and The A.I Movie get roasted. Our Classic Rosemary's Baby Directed by Redacted Starring Mia Farrow and Ruth Gordon A young wife comes to believe that her offspring is not of this world. Waifish Rosemary Woodhouse and her struggling actor husband Guy move to a New York City apartment building with an ominous reputation and odd neighbors Roman and Minnie Castavet. When Rosemary becomes pregnant she becomes increasingly isolated, and the diabolical truth is revealed only after Rosemary gives birth.

Directed by Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Freedman This documentary highlights the historical contexts that gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders have occupied in cinema history, and shows the evolution of the entertainment industry's role in shaping perceptions of LGBT figures. The issues addressed include secrecy -- which initially defined homosexuality -- as well as the demonization of the homosexual community with the advent of AIDS, and finally the shift toward acceptance and positivity in the modern era.

Movie News Oscar Ratings Drop... Maybe Moana Live Action Looks Bad Val Kilmer Rises from the Grave in A.I RIP Valerie Perrine Project Hail Mary Directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller Starring Ryan Gosling and Sandra Huller Science teacher Ryland Grace wakes up on a spaceship with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory slowly returns, he soon discovers he must solve the riddle behind a mysterious substance that's causing the sun to die out. As details of the mission unravel, he calls on his scientific training and sheer ingenuity -- but he may not have to do it alone. Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Directed by Matt Bettinelli Olpin and Tyler Gillett Starring Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton After surviving an all-out attack from the Le Domas family, Grace discovers she's reached the next level of the nightmarish game, and this time with her estranged sister, Faith, by her side. To survive, Grace must keep Faith alive and claim the High Seat of the Council that controls the world. Four rival families are also hunting her for the throne, and whoever wins will rule it all. Classic The Game Directed by David Fincher Starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn Nicholas Van Orton (Michael Douglas) is a successful banker who keeps mostly to himself. When his estranged brother Conrad (Sean Penn) returns on his birthday with an odd gift -- participation in a personalized, real-life game -- Nicholas reluctantly accepts. Initially harmless, the game grows increasingly personal, and Orton begins to fear for his life as he eludes agents from the mysterious game's organizers. With no one left to trust and his money gone, Orton must find answers for himself. Next Week They Will Kill You

The 1996 Academy Awards Amy, M.J and Sean watched the 1996 Academy Awards a cursed broadcast that features awards for Kevin Spacey and Mel Gibson as well as Mira Sorvino winning an Oscar in a Woody Allen movie, Mighty Aphrodite, and a pre-show Harvey Weinstein jump scare.

Jeff and Sean recap Oscar night. Jeff picked more winners than Sean after Sean went all in on Sinners and came up with a low number of wins. One Battle After Another was a great Best Picture choice but both Jeff and Sean felt Sinners was a deserving winner New Movies Reminders of You Directed by Vanessa Casswill Starring Maika Monroe and Tyriq Withers After a perfect outing with her boyfriend, Kenna makes an unbearable mistake that sends her to prison for seven years. Hoping to rebuild her life after her release, she tries to reunite with her daughter, but her custodial grandparents refuse to let Kenna see her. She soon finds unexpected compassion from a local bar owner as their secret romance gives Kenna hope for a second chance. Undertone Directed by Ian Tuason Starring Nina Kiri A podcast host covering spooky content moves in to care for her dying mother. When sent recordings of a pregnant couple's paranormal encounters, she discovers their story parallels hers, each tape pushing her toward madness. Classic Amadeus (1984) Directed by Milos Foreman Starring F. Murray Abraham, Tom Hulce Once the highly regarded composer to the Viennese Court, Salieri is now an old man, unknown and confined to an asylum. After a suicide attempt he recounts his story to a young cleric, going back 30 years to his heyday at the court of Emperor Joseph II, where he first met the young Mozart. Despite Salieri's Machiavellian attempts to frustrate Mozart's progress, the great young composer attracts the favour of the Emperor. Next Week Project Hail Mary Ready or Not 2 Classic The Game

On this episode we remember a pair of lesser-known stars who passed away. Sean gives an update on Movies of the 80s. New Movie The Bride Directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal Written by Maggie Gyllenhaal Starring Jessie Buckley and Christian Bale In 1930s Chicago, groundbreaking scientist Dr. Euphronious brings a murdered young woman back to life to be a companion for Frankenstein's monster. What happens next is beyond what either of them could ever have imagined. Classic The Bride of Frankenstein Directed by James Whale Starring Boris Karloff and Elsa Lanchester After recovering from injuries sustained in the mob attack upon himself and his creation, Dr. Frankenstein (Colin Clive) falls under the control of his former mentor, Dr. Pretorius (Ernest Thesiger), who insists the now-chastened doctor resume his experiments in creating new life. Meanwhile, the Monster (Boris Karloff) remains on the run from those who wish to destroy him without understanding that his intentions are generally good despite his lack of socialization and self-control. Stick around for our Oscar Breakdown;

The Late Shift Directed by Betty Thomas Starring John Michael Higgins, Kathy Bates, and Daniel Roebuck Actual A.I description of The Late Shift on Google: David Letterman (Daniel Roebuck) vies with Jay Leno (Kathy Bates) and his manager (John Michael Higgins) to succeed Johnny Carson, retiring from "The Tonight Show."

Scream Directed by Wes Craven Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Matthew Lillard, Skeet Ulrich Wes Craven re-invented and revitalised the slasher-horror genre with this modern horror classic, which manages to be funny, clever and scary, as a fright-masked knife maniac stalks high-school students in middle-class suburbia. Craven is happy to provide both tension and self-parody as the body count mounts - but the victims aren't always the ones you'd expect. Scream 2 Wes Craven Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette Sydney (Neve Campbell) and tabloid reporter Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox) survived the events of the first Scream, but their nightmare isn't over. When two college students are murdered at a sneak preview of Stab, a movie based on the events from the first film, it's clear a copycat killer is on the loose. Sydney and Gail, as well as fellow survivors Deputy Dewey (David Arquette) and Randy (Jamie Kennedy) have to find out who is behind this new murder spree, before they all end up dead. Scream 3 Directed by Wes Craven Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette The last instalment in the 'Scream' trilogy is set in Hollywood, where 'Stab 3' is being shot, with Gale Weathers and Dwight Riley on set as advisors to Jennifer Jolie. Unfortunately, a killer decides to off the cast in the order of the screenplay and only 'Sid' Prescott, now in hiding until the killer tracks her down, can solve the riddle. Scream 4 Directed by Wes Craven Starring Emma Roberts, Hayden Panettiere, Courtney Cox, Neve Campbell It has been many years since the Ghostface Killer cut a deadly path through the town of Woodsboro. In order to get over the trauma of those horrific events, Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) has written a self-help book. She returns to Woodsboro for her book tour, and reconnects with old friends Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox) and Sheriff Dewey (David Arquette). However, Sidney's arrival also sparks the return of Ghostface, putting Sidney and everyone she loves in danger. Scream 5 Directed by Tyler Gillett, Matt Bettinelli Olpin Starring Jenna Ortega, Melissa Barrara, Jack Quaid, Mikey Madison, Neve Campbell Twenty-five years after a streak of brutal murders shocked the quiet town of Woodsboro, Calif., a new killer dons the Ghostface mask and begins targeting a group of teenagers to resurrect secrets from the town's deadly past. Scream 6 Directed by Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli Olpin Starring Jenna Ortega, Melissa Barrara, Mason Gooding, Courtney Cox Four survivors of the Ghostface murders leave Woodsboro behind for a fresh start in New York City. However, they soon find themselves in a fight for their lives when a new killer embarks on a bloody rampage. Scream 7 Directed by Kevin Williamson Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Joel McHale When a new Ghostface killer emerges in the quiet town where Sidney has built a new life, her darkest fears are realized as her daughter becomes the next target. Determined to protect her family, she must face the horrors of her past to put an end to the bloodshed once and for all.

Happy Gilmore Directed by Dennis Dugan Starring Adam Sandler, Julie Bowen and Christopher MacDonald When Happy Gilmore can't make it in hockey he finds himself turning to golf where his prodigious drives make him surprisingly great with just enough potential to save his grandmother's house. Happy Gilmore is perhaps the least worst Adam Sandler Movie of the 90s, high praise from haters like MJ, Amy, and Sean - I Hate Critics 1996

This week on I Hate Critics, we're breaking down the latest theatrical releases hitting screens the weekend of February 20th. It's a lineup filled with crime, thrills, and plenty of dark twists. Here's what we're covering: How to Make a Killing A darkly comedic crime thriller that dives into the chaos that unfolds when ordinary people find themselves in extraordinary—and deadly—circumstances. Greed, bad decisions, and escalating consequences fuel this fast-paced story where one wrong move leads to another. Does it deliver sharp satire and suspense, or does it miss the mark? We weigh in. Psycho Killer This horror-thriller throws audiences into the mind of a relentless murderer, blending slasher elements with psychological tension. Stylized violence and cat-and-mouse suspense aim to keep viewers on edge—but is it a fresh take on the genre or a retread of familiar territory? We break down the scares, the storytelling, and the body count. Crimes of Passion A steamy neo-noir crime drama where desire and danger collide. When obsession takes hold, lines between love, betrayal, and criminality blur. With heightened drama and provocative themes, this one sparks plenty of conversation. Is it an engaging throwback to erotic thrillers of the past, or does it struggle to find its voice? As always, we share our honest reactions, sharp debates, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Listen now and join the conversation! Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's art at Jeff Lassiter Art. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast We pay tribute to Robert Duvall Sean rails against criticisms of Hamnet Crime 101 Directed by Bart Layton Starring Chris Hemsworth, Halle Berry, and Mark Ruffalo A master thief and an insurance broker join forces for a big heist, while a determined detective pursues them to prevent the multi-million dollar crime. Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die Directed by Gore Verbinski Starring Sam Rockwell, Haley Lu RIchardson and Juno Temple Claiming to be from the future, a man takes hostages at a Los Angeles diner to recruit unlikely heroes to help him save the world. Wuthering Heights Directed by Emerald Fennell Starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi Tragedy strikes when Heathcliff falls in love with Catherine Earnshaw, a woman from a wealthy family in 18th-century England. Classic Wuthering Heights (1939) Directed by William Wyler Starring Sir Laurence Olivier and Merle Oberon In this adaptation of the classic Emily Bronte novel set in 19th-century England, wealthy young Cathy Earnshaw (Merle Oberon) shares a loving bond with Heathcliff (Laurence Olivier), a poor childhood friend who now works in her stables. Unfortunately, things become complicated when the affluent Edgar Linton (David Niven) decides to pursue Cathy, and Heathcliff leaves out of resentment. Though Heathcliff returns with a self-made fortune, he realizes he may have lost Cathy in his absence.

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This Week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast The Strangers Chapter 3 Directed by Renny Harlin Starring Madeleine Petsch The Strangers: Chapter 3 serves as the final installment of the trilogy, picking up immediately after Maya (Madelaine Petsch) kills Pin-Up Girl. The premise follows a battered Maya attempting to survive while the remaining killers, Scarecrow (Gregory) and Dollface, pursue her. The film explores the origins of the killers, their connection to a local, corrupt sheriff, and culminates in a final, brutal showdown in an underground lair, resulting in a twisted, lethal confrontation between Maya and Gregory. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Directed by Mary Bronstein Starring Rose Byrne, ASAP Rocky, and Christian Slater With her life crashing down around her, Linda tries to navigate her daughter's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. Classic Footloose (1984) Directed by Herbert Ross Starring Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer and John Lithgow Moving in from Chicago, newcomer Ren McCormack (Kevin Bacon) is in shock when he discovers the small Midwestern town he now calls home has made dancing and rock music illegal. As he struggles to fit in, Ren faces an uphill battle to change things. With the help of his new friend, Willard Hewitt (Christopher Penn), and defiant teen Ariel Moore (Lori Singer), he might loosen up this conservative town. But Ariel's influential father, Reverend Shaw Moore (John Lithgow), stands in the way. Next week Crime 101, Wuthering Heights, and Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die

This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we break down the new movies hitting theaters the weekend of January 30th, sorting through what's worth your time and what might be better left for streaming. New Releases Reviewed Send Help – A survival thriller that throws its characters into extreme circumstances and asks how far people will go to stay alive. The Secret Agent – Espionage, intrigue, and moral gray areas collide in this tense international thriller. Sentimental Value – A quieter, more emotional release that leans into relationships, memory, and what we choose to hold onto. We also look ahead to Best in Show, with plans to revisit (or experience again) Christopher Guest's endlessly quotable mockumentary classic. Any excuse to talk about one of the greatest ensemble comedies ever made—and to celebrate the legendary Catherine O'Hara—is a good one. As always, expect honest takes, a little chaos, and absolutely no consensus. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's Art at Jeff Lassiter Art. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe—it really helps the show.

The Oscar nominations are out and Jeff and Sean react by ripping on Marty Supreme and wishing Jesse Plemons had been nominated for Bugonia New Movies Mercy Directed by Timur Bekmambetov Starring Chris Pratt and Rebecca Ferguson In the near future, an advanced AI judge tells a captive detective that he's on trial for the murder of his wife. If he fails to prove his innocence within 90 minutes, he'll be executed on the spot. The Testament of Ann Lee Directed by Mona Fastvold Starring Amanda Seyfried. Christopher Abbott, Lewis Pullman, and Thomasin Mackenzie Revered by her followers, Ann Lee preaches gender and social equality as the founder of the devotional sect the Shakers. No Other Choice Directed by Park Chan Wook Starring Lee Byung Hun and Son Yejin Abruptly laid off after 25 years at the same company, a desperate man goes to extreme lengths to eliminate the competition for the job he wants. Classic Drop Dead Gorgeous Directed by Michael Patrick Jann Starring Kirsten Dunst, Ellen Barkin, Kirsty Alley, and Denise Richards An annual beauty pageant in small-town Minnesota turns ridiculously competitive and ultimately chaotic in this biting comedy. Amber Atkins (Kirsten Dunst), the daughter of hard-drinking mom Annette (Ellen Barkin), and Becky Leeman (Denise Richards), who is motivated by her former beauty-queen mother, Gladys (Kirstie Alley), are among the top contenders in the event. As Amber, Becky, and other local girls prepare for the big day, bizarre incidents occur, leading up to an ending with a bang.

I Hate Critics 1996 Bed of Roses Directed by Michael Goldenberg Starring Christian Slater and Mary Stuart Masterson Workaholic Lisa (Mary Stuart Masterson) long ago shut down emotionally, retreating into a shell during her painful childhood. Career is foremost in her mind and romance the very last thing. That changes when she receives a stunning bouquet of flowers from a secret admirer. When she asks the florist, Lewis (Christian Slater), where they came from, he admits they are from him. Lewis sweeps Lisa off her feet and seems to be her perfect man. But he too harbors a painful past.

Reminiscing about 700 episodes. We welcomed Bob back for a visit for the milestone 700th episode of I Hate Critics. New Movies The Rip Directed by Joe Carnahan Starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon A group of Miami cops discovers a stash of millions in cash, leading to distrust as outsiders learn about the seizure, making them question who to rely on. 28 Years Later The Bone Temple Directed by Nia Da Costa Starring Ralph Fiennes and Alfie Johnson Dr. Kelson finds himself in a shocking new relationship with consequences that could change the world as he knows it, while Spike's encounter with Jimmy Crystal becomes a nightmare he can't escape. Dead Man's Wire Directed by Gus Van Sant Starring Bill Skarsgard and Dacre Montgomery On February 8, 1977, Tony Kiritsis entered the office of Richard Hall, president of the Meridian Mortgage Company, and took him hostage with a sawed-off shotgun wired with a "dead man's wire" from the trigger to Tony's own neck. Classic Seven Directed by David Fincher Starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman Two detectives are in search of a serial killer who seems to be exacting retribution for the seven deadly sins. In his final week on the force, veteran Detective William Somerset is drawn back into the decay of the city as he and Detective David Mills, his cocky replacement, hunt the maniac.

Biodome Bud (Pauly Shore) and Doyle (Stephen Baldwin) get simultaneously dumped by their eco-conscious girlfriends, Monique (Joey Lauren Adams) and Jen (Teresa Hill), in the middle of the desert. Needing a bathroom, the two friends enter what they think is a mall but soon realize is a high-profile, secure biological experiment. As they engage in a year-long battle with Dr. Faulkner (William Atherton) and the other scientists, Bud and Doyle are forced to confront the recklessness of their behavior. And the bulk of the episode looks back at the best and worst of 1995 from Showgirls, to Before Sunrise to Cutthroat Island and the movie with genius IQ space dolphin, yeah that happened, the best and Worst of 1995.

The Golden Globes Happened Go to Patreon.com/IHateCritics and donate to force Sean to care about the Golden Globes New Movies! We Bury the Dead Directed by Zak Hilditch Starring Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites After a catastrophic military disaster, the dead don't just rise, they hunt. Ava searches for her missing husband, but what she finds is far more terrifying. Primate Directed by Johannes Roberts Starring Johnny Sequoya, Troy Kotsur, and Miguel Hernando Umba as Ben the Chimp Lucy's tropical island homecoming turns deadly when her family's clever chimpanzee, Ben, becomes rabid. With her father away and no help coming, paradise becomes a prison as Lucy and her friends fight for survival against a pet they once trusted. Is This Thing On Directed by Bradley Cooper Starring Will Arnett and Laura Dern Facing middle age and an impending divorce, Alex finds new purpose in the New York comedy scene, while his wife, Tess, confronts the sacrifices she made for their family. Our Classic American Gigolo Written and Directed by Paul Schrader Starring Richard Gere and Lauren Hutton Julian, a Beverly Hills escort, commands high prices for his services, living a lavish and emotionally unattached lifestyle under the management of Anne. While secretly working for pimp Leon, Julian is assigned to service Mr. Rheiman and his wife Judy, but leaves when their violent requests make him nervous. When Mrs. Rheiman is found dead and no one is willing to testify on his behalf, Julian finds himself the primary suspect.

New Movies this Week Marty Supreme Directed by Josh Safdie Starring Timothee Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow In the 1950s, young Marty Mauser pursues his dream of becoming a champion table-tennis player. Anaconda Directed by Tom Gormican Starring Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Thandiwe Newton Best friends Griff and Doug have always dreamed of remaking their all-time favorite movie "Anaconda." When a midlife crisis pushes them to finally go for it, they assemble a crew and head deep into the jungles of the Amazon to start filming. However, life soon imitates art when a gigantic anaconda with a thirst for blood starts hunting them down. Song Sung Blue Directed by Craig Brewer Starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Hudson Best friends Griff and Doug have always dreamed of remaking their all-time favorite movie "Anaconda." When a midlife crisis pushes them to finally go for it, they assemble a crew and head deep into the jungles of the Amazon to start filming. However, life soon imitates art when a gigantic anaconda with a thirst for blood starts hunting them down. Best of 2025 Sean 1 The Life of Chuck 2 Hamnet 3 Kiss of the Spider Woman 4 Sinners $368 million 5 Bob Trevino Likes It 6 Die My Love 7 Springsteen Deliver Me from Nowhere $45 million 8 If I Had Legs I'd Kick You $1.3 million 9. No Other Choice $20.6 million 10 Weapons $269 million Honorable Mentions 11. A Big Bold Beautiful Journey 12 Bugonia 13 Eden 14 The Phoenician Scheme 15 Nouvelle Vague Jeff Best of 2025 10. The Phoenician Scheme/Song Sung Blue 9. One Battle After Another 8. Bugonia 7. Kiss of the Spider Woman/Megan 2.0 6. Silent Night, Deadly Night 5. Bring Her Back 4. Life of Chuck 3. Hamnet 2. Weapons 1. Sinners Worst of 2025 1 The Karate Kid Legends 2. You're Cordially Invited/War of the Worlds 3. Splitsville 4. Fountain of Youth 5. The Friend

Cutthroat Island (1995) Directed by Renny Harlin Starring Geena Davis, Matthew Modine, and Frank Langella Feisty Morgan Adams (Geena Davis) inherits her late buccaneer father's galleon and one-third of a map to buried treasure located on Cutthroat Island. The map had been tattooed on her father's scalp, and to find the treasure, she must locate and scalp his two brothers. But Morgan's swashbuckling uncle, Dawg Brown (Frank Langella), wants the treasure for himself, and does battle with his headstrong niece and her unwilling accomplice, Latin-speaking physician William Shaw (Matthew Modine).

This week Sean and Jeff talk about James Cameron's strange press tour. The director of Avatar has trouble letting go of perceived slights, pettily trying to settle scores only he cares about. Actor James Ransone has died Avatar: Fire and Ash Directed by James Cameron Starring Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Kate Winslet, Sigourney Weaver The conflict on Pandora escalates as Jake and Neytiri's family encounter a new, aggressive Na'vi tribe. The Housemaid Directed by Paul Feig Starring Amanda Seyfried, Sydney Sweeney, and Brandon Sklenar Hoping for a fresh start, a young woman becomes a live-in maid for a wealthy couple who harbour sinister secrets. Classic The Hand that Rocks the Cradle Directed by Curtis Hanson Starring Rebecca DeMornay, Annabella Sciorra When she was assaulted by her doctor, Claire Bartel (Annabella Sciorra) reported him to the police, and rather than go to prison for his crime, he killed himself. The shock of the accusations and suicide caused the doctor's pregnant wife, Peyton (Rebecca De Mornay), to have a miscarriage. Driven mad with rage, Peyton poses as a nanny for the Bartel family. Her plan: to tear Claire's life apart, seduce her husband (Matt McCoy) and eventually murder the woman she blames for ruining her life.

It was a heartbreaking weekend as word of the murder of Rob and Michele Reiner broke over the weekend. Jeff and Sean remember Rob's Hollywood legacy, the impact of his incredible movies and what made them iconic. New Movies this Week Ella McCay Directed by James L. Brooks Starring Emma Mackey, Albert Brooks, Jamie Lee Curtis At 34 years old, Ella McCay becomes the governor of the state she was born and raised in. However, navigating relationships with her husband, father and brother may just be her biggest challenge yet. Silent Night Deadly Night Directed by Mike P. Nelson Starring Rohan Campbell, Ruby Modine When Billy witnesses his parents' grisly murder at the hands of Santa, it ignites a lifelong mission to spread holiday fear. Every Christmas, he dons the red suit and embarks on a blood-soaked massacre to feed his twisted sense of justice. Classic Silent Night Deadly Night 1 & 2 Silent Night Deadly Night 1 and 2 are sleezy, gross, disgusting movies that are so bad they are kind of good. Not genuinely good, but ironically good. We talk about all of the Silent Night Deadly Night movies in the end.

This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast we talked about an 80s legend brought back to life. A YouTube Channel called Movies of the 80s has uncovered the legend The Krull Wedding Contest from 1983. Jeff is appearing alongside Gremlins Star Zack Galligan and former WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Lex Luger at the Quad City Toy Show July 14th and 15th in East Moline, IL, New Movies this week Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Directed by Emma Tammi Starring Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, and McKenna Grace One year has passed since the supernatural nightmare at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Former security guard Mike has kept the truth from his 11-year-old sister, Abby, concerning the fate of her animatronic friends. When Abby sneaks out to reconnect with Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy, she sets into motion a terrifying series of events that reveal dark secrets about the true origin of Freddy's. Hamnet Directed by Chloe Zhao Starring Jessie Buckley and Paul Mescal William Shakespeare and his wife, Agnes, celebrate the birth of their son, Hamnet. However, when tragedy strikes and Hamnet dies at a young age, it inspires Shakespeare to write his timeless masterpiece "Hamlet." Classic Shakespeare in Love Directed by John Madden Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Josef Fiennes, Tom Wilkinson, Geoffrey Rush, Judi Dench, Ben Affleck "Shakespeare in Love" is a romantic comedy for the 1990s set in the 1590s. It imaginatively unfolds the witty, sexy and timeless tale behind the creation of the greatest love story ever told. A young Shakespeare (Joseph Fiennes) is out of cash and ideas, he meets his ideal woman and she inspires him to write one of his most famous plays.

In the news, help out critic Nathan Rabin. One of Sean's favorite film critics, Nathan Rabin was hurt in a serious car accident last week. Visit his website, NathanRabin.com for information on how to support Nathan and his family. Buy his new book, The Fractured Mirror, the ultimate guide to movies about the movies. It's available now via Nathan's website. New Movies this Week Wicked for Good Directed by John M. Chu Starring Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh Now demonized as the Wicked Witch of the West, Elphaba lives in exile in the Ozian forest, while Glinda resides at the palace in Emerald City, reveling in the perks of fame and popularity. As an angry mob rises against the Wicked Witch, she'll need to reunite with Glinda to transform herself, and all of Oz, for good. Rental Family Directed by Hikari Starring Brendan Fraser Struggling to find purpose, an American actor lands an unusual gig with a Japanese agency to play stand-in roles for strangers. As he immerses himself in his clients' worlds, he begins to form genuine bonds that blur the lines between performance and reality. Confronting the moral complexities of his work, he soon rediscovers purpose, belonging, and the quiet beauty of human connection. Eternity Directed by David Freyne Starring Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olson, Callum Turner In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with, and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for her to arrive. Classic White Christmas Directed by Michael Curtiz Starring Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney, and Vera Ellen Bob Wallace and Phil Davis, two army buddies, become a top-notch musical comedy team after the war and are now the toast of Broadway. While on the road in Florida, the stars become involved with two aspiring singers, the sister act of Betty and Judy. Despite some romantic complications between the couples, everything ends on a happy note when Christmas Eve brings rave reviews for the show and much-needed snowfall!

Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls Directed by Steve Oedekirk Starring Jim Carrey Legendary pet detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) returns for another adventure when he's coerced out of retirement while on a soul-searching retreat in the Himalayas. He must now retrieve an endangered white bat from a village located in Africa. The sacred animal was offered up as a wedding dowry from the Wachootoo prince to the Wachati princess, and, if Ace can't track down the culprit behind the kidnapping in time, civil war will break out between the two rival tribes.

Mallrats 1995 Directed by Kevin Smith Starring Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Kevin Smith, Jay Mewes, Claire Forlani, Shannen Doherty, Ben Affleck T.S. (Jeremy London) and his best friend, Brodie (Jason Lee), take a trip to the mall after their girlfriends break up with them. T.S.'s girlfriend, Brandi (Claire Forlani), is participating in a dating game show at the mall, which was the initial cause of their breakup. Meanwhile, Brodie's ex, Rene (Shannen Doherty), has begun dating sleazy store manager Shannon (Ben Affleck). T.S. and Brodie seek out ways to ruin the game show, hunted all the while by Brandi's father, Jared (Michael Rooker).

This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we cover the films hitting theaters the weekend of November 14th — plus a look back at a dystopian classic! 🎩 Now You See Me, Now You Don't The latest in the illusionist-heist series brings more twists, more deception, and more impossible magic. The crew returns to pull off their most daring con yet — but this time, the illusion may be their undoing. 🏃 Running Man A high-octane new thriller sharing its name (but not its DNA) with the '80s favorite. Expect breakneck pacing, sharp satire, and social media commentary in this modern reimagining of man versus system. ⚽ Keeper A quiet, emotional drama exploring ambition, failure, and redemption through the lens of a goalkeeper's personal struggles. The film dives deep into what it means to protect more than just the net. 🎬 Classic Review: The Running Man (1987) Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in this over-the-top sci-fi action romp where reality TV meets totalitarian control. Part satire, part blood-soaked spectacle, and 100% '80s energy — the team revisits how this cult classic holds up today. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's Art at Jeff Lassiter Art. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

Reminder, Kiss of the Spider Woman is now available on streaming rental services so Sean and Jeff revisited it in our news segment. RIP Sally Kirkland New Movies Christy Directed by David Michod Starring Sydney Sweeney, Ben Foster Christy Martin never imagined life beyond her small-town roots in West Virginia, until she discovered a knack for punching people. Fueled by grit, raw determination, and an unshakable desire to win, she charges into the world of boxing under the guidance of her trainer and manager-turned-husband, Jim. Flaunting a fiery persona in the ring, her toughest battles start to unfold outside of it as she confronts family, identity, and a relationship that just might become life-or-death. Die My Love Directed by Lynne Ramsey Grace, a writer and young mother, is slowly slipping into madness. Locked away in an old house in Montana, her increasingly agitated and erratic behaviour leaves her companion, Jackson, worried and helpless. Predator Badlands Directed by Dan Trachtenberg Starring Dimetrius Schuster Koloamatangi, Elle Fanning Cast out from its clan, an alien hunter and an unlikely ally embark on a treacherous journey in search of the ultimate adversary. Classic Predator (1987) Directed by John McTiernan Dutch, a soldier of fortune, is hired by the U.S. government to secretly rescue a group of politicians trapped in Guatemala. But when Dutch and his team, which includes weapons expert Blain and CIA agent George, land in Central America, something is wrong. After finding a string of dead bodies, the crew discovers they are being hunted by a brutal creature with superhuman strength and the ability to disappear into its surroundings.

News Jeff is Headed to a Convention in Champaign, Illinois Did Lionsgate bury The Anniversary New Movies Bugonia Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos Starring Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons Two conspiracy-obsessed men kidnap the CEO of a major company when they become convinced that she's an alien who wants to destroy Earth. Frankenstein (2025) Directed by Guillermo Del Toro Starring Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi and Mia Goth A brilliant but egotistical scientist brings a monstrous creature to life in a daring experiment that ultimately leads to the undoing of both the creator and his tragic creation. Classic Frankenstein (1931) Directed by James Whale Starring Boris Karloff, Colin Clive, Mae Clarke This iconic horror film follows the obsessed scientist Dr. Henry Frankenstein as he attempts to create life by assembling a creature from body parts of the deceased. Aided by his loyal misshapen assistant, Fritz, Frankenstein succeeds in animating his monster, but it escapes into the countryside and begins to wreak havoc. Frankenstein searches for the elusive being and eventually must confront his tormented creation.

This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, the guys break down the new releases hitting theaters the weekend of October 24th — a lineup that mixes music, inspiration, heartbreak, and raw human drama. Plus, the Undisputed Classic takes us back to Terrence Malick's haunting debut. Springsteen A heartfelt and intimate portrait of The Boss himself. The film captures Bruce Springsteen's enduring impact on music and working-class America, offering a soulful reflection on creativity, legacy, and the cost of fame. Shelby A high-octane biopic about the legendary automotive designer Carroll Shelby — exploring his triumphs, rivalries, and relentless drive to push the limits of speed and innovation. Regretting You A powerful family drama adapted from Colleen Hoover's bestselling novel. A mother and daughter's fractured relationship is tested by love, loss, and buried secrets that force them to confront the past — and each other. Undisputed Classic: Badlands (1973) Directed by Terrence Malick Starring Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek A poetic and chilling tale of young lovers on the run. Malick's debut film remains one of cinema's most haunting meditations on innocence, violence, and the American dream. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's Art at Jeff Lassiter Art. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts!

Jade Directed by William Friedkin Starring David Caruso, Linda Fiorentino When a prominent art dealer is found murdered, the man's death leads to an intriguing investigation steeped in sex, corruption and crime. District Attorney David Corelli (David Caruso) gets assigned to the case and discovers that a key suspect is his ex-lover Katrina Gavin (Linda Fiorentino), a beautiful psychologist who has settled down with his old friend and peer, Matt (Chazz Palminteri). As Corelli gets deeper into the case, he uncovers dark secrets with far-reaching implications.

This week on I Hate Critics Good Fortune Directed by Aziz Ansari Starring Aziz Ansari, Keanu Reeves, and Seth Rogen A well-meaning but inept angel named Gabriel meddles in the lives of a struggling gig worker and a wealthy venture capitalist. After the Hunt Directed by Luca Guadagnino Starring Julia Roberts, Andrew Garfield, and Ayo Edibiri A college professor finds herself at a personal and professional crossroad when a star student levels an accusation against one of her colleagues, threatening to expose a dark secret from her own past. Kiss of the Spider Woman Directed by Bill Condon Starring Jennifer Lopez, Diego Luna, and Tomatiuh A political prisoner named Valentín shares a cell with a man named Molina. They form an unlikely bond as Molina recounts a Hollywood musical plot. The Black Phone 2 Directed by Scott Derrickson Starring Ethan Hawke, Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw Bad dreams haunt 15-year-old Gwen as she receives calls from the black phone and sees disturbing visions of three boys being stalked at a winter camp. Accompanied by her brother, Finn, they head to the camp to solve the mystery, only to confront the Grabber -- a killer who's grown even more powerful in death. Classic Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy's Revenge Directed by Jack Sholder Starring Mark Patton, Robert Englund Jesse Walsh (Mark Patton) moves with his family into the home of the lone survivor from a series of attacks by dream-stalking monster Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund). There, Jesse is bedeviled by nightmares and inexplicably violent impulses. It turns out Freddy needs a host body to carry out his gruesome vendetta against the youth of Springwood, Ohio. While Freddy gains influence, Jesse and his girlfriend, Lisa (Kim Myers), race against the clock trying to figure out what's going on.

This week on the show... Tron, Tron Legacy, Tron Ares Tron Ares Directed by Joaquim Ronning Starring Jared Leto, Greta Lee, Jeff Bridges Mankind encounters AI beings for the first time when a highly sophisticated programme, Ares, leaves the digital world for a dangerous mission in the real world. Roofman Directed by Derek Cianfrance Starring Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, Peter Dinklage After escaping from prison, former soldier and professional thief Jeffrey Manchester finds a hideout inside a Toys "R" Us, surviving undetected for months while planning his next move. However, when Jeffrey falls for a divorced mom, his double life starts to unravel, setting off a compelling and suspenseful game of cat and mouse as his past closes in. Classic Looking for Mr. Goodbar Directed by Richard Brooks Starring Diane Keaton, Richard Gere, William Atherton (Description courtesy of Google, not the I Hate Critics Podcast) Raised in a strict Catholic family, Theresa (Diane Keaton) teaches deaf children during the day and cruises singles bars and discos at night. Theresa favors rough sex with random suitors, ignoring the advances of well-meaning but nerdy social worker James (William Atherton). Instead, Theresa pursues the likes of Tony (Richard Gere), whose threatening knife and swagger excite her. Theresa indulges in increasingly dangerous encounters, putting her life at risk.

To Die For Directed by Gus Van Sant Starring Nicole Kidman, Joaquin Phoenix and Matt Dillon Suzanne Stone is a weather reporter at her small-town cable station, but she dreams of being a big-time news anchor. However, she feels that her middle-class husband is holding her back, so she decides to have him murdered. For this, she enlists Jimmy, a high school boy who is enamored with her. The plan doesn't work exactly as she intended, though, and her husband's family starts to suspect that she was involved in his death.

Good Boy Directed by Ben Leonberg Starring Indy the Dog A man moves into a new home that has supernatural forces lurking in the shadows. As dark entities start to threaten him, his brave dog comes to the rescue. The Smashing Machine Directed by Bennie Safdie Starring Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt MMA fighter Mark Kerr reaches the peak of his career but faces personal hardships along the way. Anemone Directed by Ronan Day Lewis Starring Daniel Day Lewis Hidden secrets and long-buried resentments come to light when two estranged brothers reunite at a primitive cabin deep in the woods of Northern England. Classic Rocky Horror Picture Show Directed by Jim Sharman Starring Susan Sarandon, Tim Curry, Barry Bostwick In this cult classic, sweethearts Brad (Barry Bostwick) and Janet (Susan Sarandon), stuck with a flat tire during a storm, discover the eerie mansion of Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry), a transvestite scientist. As their innocence is lost, Brad and Janet meet a houseful of wild characters, including a rocking biker (Meat Loaf) and a creepy butler (Richard O'Brien). Through elaborate dances and rock songs, Frank-N-Furter unveils his latest creation: a muscular man named "Rocky."

Showgirls Directed by Paul Verhoeven Starring Elizabeth Berkley, Gina Gershon, and Kyle McLachlan Nomi (Elizabeth Berkley) arrives in Las Vegas with only a suitcase and a dream of becoming a top showgirl. She quickly befriends Molly (Gina Ravera), who works at the high-profile Stardust Hotel, and lands a job at a seedy strip club. A chance meeting with Cristal (Gina Gershon), the Stardust's marquee dancer, and her powerful boyfriend, Zack (Kyle MacLachlan), brings Nomi one step closer to realizing her dream. But, as she ascends to the top, Nomi begins to wonder if it's all worth it.

Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar Directed by Beeban Kidran Starring Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes, John Lequizamo Elite Manhattan drag queens Vida Boheme (Patrick Swayze) and Noxeema Jackson (Wesley Snipes) impress regional judges in competition, securing berths in the Nationals in Los Angeles. When the two meet pathetic drag novice Chi-Chi Rodriguez (John Leguizamo) -- one of the losers that evening -- the charmed Vida and Noxeema agree to take the hopeless youngster under their joined wing. Soon the three set off on a madcap road trip across America and struggle to make it to Los Angeles in time.

Dead of Winter A haunting survival-horror thriller where isolation, paranoia, and the brutal cold become as dangerous as the threat lurking outside. Strangers: Chapter 2 The terrifying saga continues with more relentless home-invasion horror. Can the victims outwit their masked tormentors, or is escape impossible? Eleanor the Great A moving drama following Eleanor, a woman determined to reclaim her independence and rediscover her sense of purpose against all odds. One Battle After Another A war drama that examines both the brutality of combat and the emotional toll carried long after the fighting ends. Follow Us: Website: I Hate Critics Facebook: Everyone is a Critic Podcast Twitter/X: @criticspod Instagram: @criticspod Patreon: Support Us Merch: TeePublic Store YouTube: Watch Us Check out Jeff's Art at Jeff Lassiter Art Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen!

This week on I Hate Critics Sean recommends a couple limited release movies, The Baltimorons and Doin' It while not recommending Orlando Bloom in The Cut On the main show.... Him Directed by Justin Tipping Written by Skip Bronke, Zack Akers, Justin Tipping Starring Tyriq Withers, Marlon Wayans, Tim Heidecker, Julia Fox, and Jim Jeffries Cameron Cade is a rising quarterback who suffers a potentially career-ending injury after being attacked by an unhinged fan. Just when all seems lost, Cam receives a lifeline when his hero, Isaiah White, offers to train him at an isolated compound. However, as the training accelerates, Isaiah's charisma turns into something darker, sending Cam down a disorienting rabbit hole that may cost him more than he ever bargained for. A Big Bold Beautiful Journey Directed by Kogonada Written by Kogonada Starring Colin Farrell, Margo Robbie, Phoebe Waller Bridge, and Kevin Kline Through a surprising twist of fate, single strangers Sarah and David get to relive important moments from their respective pasts, illuminating how they got to where they are in the present. Classic La La Land Directed by Damian Chazelle Written by Damian Chazelle Starring Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling and John Legend Sebastian (Ryan Gosling) and Mia (Emma Stone) are drawn together by their common desire to do what they love. But as success mounts they are faced with decisions that begin to fray the fragile fabric of their love affair, and the dreams they worked so hard to maintain in each other threaten to rip them apart.

A Walk in the Clouds Directed by Alfonso Arau Starring Keanu Reeves, Aitana Sanchez Gijon, Anthony Quinn When soldier Paul Sutton (Keanu Reeves) is on his way home after World War II, he realizes that he barely knows his young wife, Betty (Debra Messing). With the couple's relationship strained and Paul haunted by memories of the war, he is happy to have a diversion in the form of beautiful traveler Victoria Aragon (Aitana Sánchez-Gijón). Circumstances force Paul to pose as Victoria's new husband for her close-knit Mexican-American family, a situation that brings tension and unexpected results.

The Conjuring Last Rites Directed by Michael Chaves Starring Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga In 1986 paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren travel to Pennsylvania to vanquish a demon from a family's home. Spinal Tap 2 The End Continues Directed by Rob Reiner Starring Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Harry Shearer, and Rob Reiner Documentarian Marty DiBergi follows estranged Spinal Tap bandmates David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls as they search for a drummer and prepare for a reunion concert in New Orleans. Joined by music royalty Paul McCartney and Elton John, Spinal Tap wrestles with their checkered past to put on a show that they hope will solidify their place in the pantheon of rock 'n' roll. The Long Walk Directed by Francis Lawrence Starring Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson, and Mark Hamill Teens participate in a grueling high-stakes contest where they must continuously walk or be shot by a member of their military escort. Classic Spinal Tap Directed by Rob Reiner Starring Michael McKean, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, Rob Reiner "This Is Spinal Tap" shines a light on the self-contained universe of a metal band struggling to get back on the charts, including everything from its complicated history of ups and downs, gold albums, name changes and undersold concert dates, along with the full host of requisite groupies, promoters, hangers-on and historians, sessions, release events and those special behind-the-scenes moments that keep it all real.

The Toxic Avenger Directed by Macon Blair Starring Peter Dinklage and Kevin Bacon A janitor becomes a social outcast when a freak accident at a chemical factory turns him into a mutant. However, he soon uses his newfound superhuman strength to battle slimy criminals and a corrupt CEO Caught Stealing Directed by Darren Aronofsky Starring Austin Butler When his punk-rock neighbour asks him to take care of his cat for a few days, New York City bartender Hank Thompson suddenly finds himself caught in the middle of a motley crew of threatening gangsters who all want a piece of him. The Roses Directed by Jay Roach Starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Colman Life seems easy for picture-perfect couple Theo and Ivy: successful careers, a loving marriage, great kids. However, a tinderbox of fierce competition and hidden resentments soon emerge when Theo's career nosedives and Ivy's own ambitions take off. Classic The War of the Roses Directed by Danny Devito Starring Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas After 17 years of marriage, Barbara (Kathleen Turner) and Oliver Rose (Michael Douglas) want out. The trouble is, neither one wants to part with their opulent home. So begins a long war between husband and wife, reaching farcical heights that leave much of the house -- not to mention their lives -- in shambles. The couple's children (Sean Astin, Heather Fairfield) watch in horror while lawyer Gavin D'Amato (Danny DeVito) tries his best to stem the bloodshed.