Hump Day with Swanny & Friends

patreon.com/swannyandfriends A Melbourne Cup week theme as Black Caviar's trainer and multiple premiership winning Peter Moody talking everything from horse welfare, growing up in Western Queensland, meeting the Queen, being caught in the raw in England and being the Dad of AFLW players. Enjoy! To race a horse as a part owner with Peter go to dalzielracing.com samathanriches.com.au racetrackralphy.com.auSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

patreon.com/swannyandfriends 00:30 Vegas memories 09:00 Catching up with Ed 11:00 The Unhappy Place 14:30 Shut your mouth 20:00 Premium shopping 25:00 Sleeve issues 29:00 Sam Newman cameo 31:30 Animal Toilets 35:00 The World is... 38:00 Bird Flu 45:00 Social Media feedback samathariches.com.au racetrackralphy.com.au Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

patreon.com/swannyandfriends Sam Newman joins us for the whole show. 7:00 Ten Random Questions 20:00 Doug Wade in business 24:00 Bolivia 27:00 Dane's hypothetical questions samanthariches.com.au racetrackralphy.com.auSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

patreon.com/swannyandfriends Grand final chat off the top. 10:00 Grand Canyon. 15:00 Meet and Greets. 20:00 Not working from home 30:00 Social feedback samanthariches.com.au racetrackralphy.com.auSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

patreon.com/swannyandfriends27 mins with Corey McKernanBrownlow chatGrand Final weekPremierships winning and losingPagan, Buckley and Malthouse28:00 Collingwood review33:30 Dane home front35:00 Bikinis and smalls38:00 Toby from Newport LANGUAGE WARNING42:00 Charity starts at home43:00 Questionbook45:00 Thank God I didn't win47:00 Social feedback55:45 Swanny's Jokesamanthariches.com.auracetrackralphy.com.auSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

patreon.com/swannyandfriends 00.30 Swanny caught a tram. 01.00 Sam Newman cameo 07.00 New Nathan Buckley 08.00 Larry Donohue 12:00 Farewell interlock 17:00 Ninjas 21:00 Magpies 2004 future 26:00 A couple of things on the home front 36:00 Fleetwood Mac 41:00 Posters on the wall 43:30 Willie Rioli 46:30 Getting drug tested 50:30 Pronouns 55:00 Biological clock 58:00 Bees and social feedback 1:04:00 Mental Health 1:07.30 Swanny's Joke samanthariches.com.au racetrackralphy.com.auSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

patreon.com/swannyandfriends 0:30 Swanny cattle class 2:00 Sam Newman cameo 5:00 Open Mike Swan Song 6:30 Sam's 300th game 9:00 Watching with Ed 10:00 Third plane 17:00 Doesn't do coffee 21:00 Four time international 29:00 Pendles v Swanny - compare the pair 33:00 Sam Schoers Survivor 44:00 Ring girls 50:00 Mother of the Year 54:00 Anonymous lists 58:00 Social questions 1:05:00 Swanny's Joke samanthariches.com.au racetrackralphy.com.au Ralphy's racing podcast Year Round Carnival Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:30 Swanny in the Legends match? 1:30 Sam Newman cameo 4:00 Mike Sheahan cameo 6:00 Patreon and Merch thanks patreon.com/swannyandfriends.com swannyandfriends.com.au 7:00 Aussie Whingers 10:00 Dane slept in 13:00 Mad Mondays and exit interviews 22:00 Famous ppl 25:00 Required host 27:00 Non-media training 29:00 Open Scotty 32:00 Snip assistance 35:30 Bad husband 39:00 Right Angles 43:00 Alcohol or kids presents? 46:00 Sam's science tip 50:00 Neighbours 51:00 Swanny match-making 54:00 Social feedback 64:00 Swanny's joke. Press stop now.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:30 Coleman, Cummings, Riches 1:30 Intervention order 3:30 Sam Newman voice of reason 4:00 Swanny on Nick Maxwell 6:30 Sam Newman explicit Polly Farmer story 12:00 Lift issues 14:00 Not apologising 23:00 Corn Flakes 24:30 Dedication 27:00 Purple Carrots 29:30 Bile or vile? 30:00 Spitting or splitting? 31:00 Dishwater etiquette 33:30 Fill In 37:30 Sam's science tip 42:00 Pig issues 44:45 Welsh dunnies 48:00 Strolling bones 52:00 Cub reporter 54:00 Social feedbackSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Never apologise 2:00 Samantha Joins 4:00 Patreon 5:00 Dead Sea 7:00 Sam Newman joins 40:00 Thank you messages 43:30 Helpful foil tips 48:00 Dane's father of the year 50:00 Gender gaps 56:00 Heath and Scott tributes 59:00 Tall poppy syndrome 1:02.00 Steaming 1:04.00 Dane's weather 1:06:00 Social feedback Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 The Voice of Reason 2:00 Urban WTF? 4:00 Swanny's tough week 8:00 Zero ratings from the nasty bunch 9:00 Dane house keeping 16:00 Preparing a look 18:30 Taking a break 20:00 Thanks to our ppl 21:30 Overrated coaches 24:00 Movie tip 28:00 Tweeting Dane 30:00 Dane's segment 34:00 Line length 35:30 Lighten TFU 37:30 Do you want cream with that? 40:30 New button 41:00 Social feedback 43:00 Who's back? 48:00 Mer-person 49:00 The conundrum 51:00 Interlock titbit 55:00 Jaidyn Stephenson to Arizona? 1:06:00 Swanny's tips Merch: scottyandswanny.com.au Enquiries: [email protected] this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:30 Nice Talk 2:00 If you don't like us... 3:00 Scotty never said 4:00 Ralph editorial 5:30 Who Dane doesn't hate 7:00 Shameless invitation 11:00 Whistling a dirty tune 14:00 G Train 18:00 Teflon Swan 25:50 Bingo 32:00 Mick's List 37:00 Ghost marriage 38:00 Old Porn 42:00 Outrage Pie 43:50 Swearing songs 48:00 Jaidyn Stephenson bet chat 55:00 Social feedback 1:06.00 Swanny's tips Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Brand Damage 2:00 Hip to Street Beat 4:00 No More of That 6:00 Just googled it 8:30 Spider Man 10:30 Slide O'Clock 14:00 Theft 17:00 Crowd crackdown 23:00 Swanny solo 25:00 Wet toothbrush 28:00 Dehydrated flyer 32:00 Avoided the bus 35:00 Super Switch 38:00 Mick's List with Mick 50:00 Sheckels and... 53:00 Social feedback 1:04.00 Swanny's tips Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Swanny back from WA Scotty back from death 2:00 Port Hedland feedback 4:00 New word debut 5:00 Racoons 6:30 Chicks we respect 7:30 Scotty the coach 9:30 Carlton required club 12:00 Dobbing 15:30 Melon 17:00 Big in Kawartha 19:00 Qantas podcasts 20:00 Pinjarra 23:00 Giving back 25:00 G Train G 27:30 Chasing in undies 29:00 Long service 32:00 Life as an influencer 35:00 Sapiosexual 37:30 Chillies and figs 38:30 Crawf and Hirdy update 41:00 Word of the week 45:00 Goalkicking 48:00 Our ppl 50:00 Social feedbackSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Scott needs a hole punch 2:00 Coping mechanism 3:00 Face Time 5:00 Box of sickos 6:30 Should we cut and paste? 8:00 He's a funny guy 11:00 Scotty WA Brownlow 12:00 Dane brand damage 15:00 Required wife 18:00 Staycation 19:30 Lunch and dinner 22:00 Older fans 23:00 Time Poor 25:00 Brad Scott required Coach 28:00 Wrestling a pig 29:30 Mick's wheelhouse 33:00 Bec Daniher 40:00 The beast is getting nervous 48:00 Matty Johns 30 for 30 50:00 Social feedback 59:00 Caty Price G Train 59:20 Swanny's TipsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Swanny's back in town 2:00 News catch up 5:00 Taylor Adams - fake injury? 7:00 GOT v MRS 9:30 Missing sword 12:00 Vegas review 29:00 Swabbed! 32:00 Scotty and Alex 37:00 G Train medal 40:00 Mick's list 44:00 Crawf and Hirdy update 47:00 Vegans and Bees 52:00 Walshy and Swanny TV 54:00 Daisy fine Swanny not 57:00 Does Patreon work? 59:00 What about me tips???Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 What Dane needs 2:00 Happy birthday 4:00 Dodgy card 6:30 Dane's social media review 7:30 Beach Etiquette 9:00 Presumptuous 10:00 Chicken stir fry 12:00 Footy violence 15:00 Hell's Gates 17:00 Pickers update 18:00 Mothers Day dilemmas 22:00 Sex Strike 25:00 Scotty and Swanny TV 28:30 Roughy G Train Medal winner 30:00 Mick's List 33:00 Crawf and Hirdy without Ralph 38:00 The Cleaner 39:00 Lucky or unlucky? 41:00 Swanny doing soaps 43:00 Brand damage 44:00 Costing matches 47:00 Sock talk 49:00 Vegas planning 50:30 Election chat 55:00 Snip chat 58:00 Social feedback 1:02.00 Docking and see yaSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Chatham House Rules 2:00 Swanny's alarm 3:00 Not drinking coffee 4:00 Public Service Announcement 5:00 iTunes feedback 7:00 Scotty's cooking rules 9:00 Charity ride specialist 14:00 Pillow talk 16:00 Supermarket trauma 18:00 Marty Fields cameo! 26:00 Steven May chat 30:00 G Train medal 31:00 Why Swanny hates drinking bans 36:00 Cost me a Brownlow 42:00 Peak hour traffic 43:00 Why we can talk 45:00 Why Scotty hates drinking bans 50:00 Trial By Media 51:00 Correspondence Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Scotty's sugar free challenge 2:30 Swanny and social media 4:30 Four sides that count 6:30 When Scotty got booed 7:30 Pendles and Swanny differences 12:00 Multiple heads under the desk 13:00 Fake Facebook 15:00 James Faulkner WTF 17:00 Swanny for sale 22:00 Left handed or gay? 24:00 Crawf and Hirdy update 25:00 MAFS Live! 29:00 Four hands 33:00 Lego 35:00 G Train of the week 37:00 Hoppers Crossing fill in 38:30 Mick's List 40:00 Men's Feminism Camp 43:00 Phone where? 46:30 Lunch with Liam 48:00 Social feedback 59:00 TipsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

00:30 Swanny fighting for life with Bali belly 05:00 Disappearing Air Pods 09:00 Customs debacle 11:00 Pen license 12:00 Conga Line moron 17:30 You probably remember me from... 19:00 Beep test 21:00 Love Deep 22:30 Ralph leaves the show and recommends you do too 28:00 Pick it up again here - G Train award noms 31:00 What Channel 7 should have offered Dane 32:00 Wrestling a Pig 34:00 Roasting a Lion 36:00 Our ppl 37:00 Actual proper chat about Anzac Day footy and people 49:00 Social media questionsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Swanny in Bali 4:30 Airport debacles and observations 9:00 International interlocks 13:30 Scotty and Scotty 14:30 Ecosexual review 16:00 Australian of the Year nomination 18:30 We recommend you skip this 23:00 And this bit too. Sorry 25:45 Pick it up here. Grill'd review 28:30 When couples should be thrown in jail 30:00 Two sports to cancel 32:45 Linkedin and the G Train 37:30 Nearly a grown man 39:30 Holidays from what? 40:30 Not that Notre Dame 42:30 Social feedback Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:30 The world is rooted 1:30 Vegan Rooted 5:00 Dane on protesting 6:00 Scott on protesting 8:00 Duck Season 9:30 The good bit until... 11:00 Pet Nutrition 17:00 Jamie Elliott love 18:00 Dusty Martin 22:00 Brownlow strategy 24:30 Dane and Billy 27:30 More weekend review 29:00 Leaving early rules 31:30 Scotty tolerating shorter ppl 33:00 Thinner full forwards 34:00 Dustin and the decoy 36:00 Get behind us and those behind us 40:00 Social feedback 41:30 Tree porn and MAFS 46:00 How vegan protests affected Dane 48:00 The Big Man's Adelaide days 51:00 Dane post grand finals 55:00 The dud 3rd player 57:30 Round 4 tipsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Wednesday somewhere 2:00 Forward planning 4:00 Required Journo 6:00 Bee issues 8:30 What are you in a hurry for? 11:30 Jimmy and Joes 12:30 Mason Cox and duty of care 17:00 Drafting midgets 19:00 Let's Get Physical 24:00 Spreading Scott around 25:30 Eddie McGuire chat 27:00 Paralympian Don Elgin joins us 35:30 Having a bad day 41:00 Why are we reading this out 43:00 If I had kids... 45:30 Chestnuts 49:00 Screen-shotting clickbait 51:00 Dane and the workplace 55:30 Marrying yourself 58:00 Social feedback 60.00 Muppets follow up 64:00 TipsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Turtles 5:00 Dog exploitation 6:00 Nothing for free 8:00 Dane visits Scotty 10:30 My Room 11:30 Beer cans and time for your brother 14:30 Texting Mick 18:30 In Depth Round 1 review 20:30 Gazza junior and senior 22:00 Because of Humpday I just hit something 24:00 Do me a solid 26:00 Carrying this podcast 27:00 Fear of pillows 29:00 Prepped for bed 31:30 Just like she is 32:30 Strengths and weaknesses 36:00 Dirty dried clothes review 40:00 Grazing and MAFS 45:00 Nearly didn't make two 46:00 Muppets on Desert Island query 47:30 Social feedback 55:00 Better than a stubby holder 59:00 Poker in Adelaide 1:01:00 Round 2 tipsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:00 Dane stares down fear 6:00 Introduce me 8:00 I wanna figure out who's right 12:00 Did it start working again? 17:30 This is the last hill 20:00 Echoes through the valley 22:00 Jesse Hogan chat 28:00 I turned up no matter how... 31:00 Still re-hydrating 32:40 Taking Swanny's line 35:15 Fat-shaming and ignoring tickles 37:00 Benny the Jets and Elmo 42:00 NFL required player 44:30 Alex Rance and Jack Riewoldt 49:00 Selflessly stepping down 53:00 Croissant 54:45 Solid Swanny 57:00 Twitter feedback 58:30 World's worst stubby holder feedback 1:00.00 Footy tipsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 Kev Two thirty: I think you should get a will Five: Taylor was One Ef Seven: She booked me economy Nine thirty: She was asleep so I didn't want to wake her Thirteen: I've had the worst three weeks anyone could possibly have Fifteen: Towel follow up Seventeen: Tattoos explained Twenty two: How Swanny and Dusty met Twenty four: Pull up your socks Twenty six: Never seen a runner get a Brownlow vote Twenty eight: Serious footy insight from Swanny on instinct Thirty five: Scotty rings in from bike ride Forty: If you clip Scotty Forty two: We ring back Scotty Forty four: It's not even waking up in the morning Forty eight: Wayne Schwass cameo Fifty two: Some serious stuff from Scotty Fifty six: Scotty runner stories Hour two: Head smaller than BT hour five: Bluey McKennaSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's show the boys discussed the trauma of vegetarian meat food, the Nathan Buckley re-signing and if short women are ok compared to blokes under 5 foot 8 who can't be trusted 1:00 Laundry or laundering 3:00 I'm getting the sand paper 4:00 Not a massive Man-scaper 6:00 I thought she was being nice 7:30 Get to as many contests as you can 9:00 That's not a sausage roll 10:30 I won that argument 12:00 Nineteen minutes left 14:00 Facon Query 15:30 Pimping Barney 16:30 Bucks re-signed 17:30 Scotty's problems with Nathan 24:00 Speedo etiquette 26:30 Important friend 28:30 If someone bumps into you 30:00 Swanny's take on Bucks's changes 35:00 Ed always replies to texts 38:00 Beams returns 41:00 Scotty the wind tunnel 47:00 How Swanny has got smarter 50:30 Wangaratta and Michelle Payne Questions from our Facebook and Twitter pages Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Show 4 started with a review of some of the trauma experienced by Dane on his way home from Adelaide and ended with a longish and way too serious chat about illicit drugs in the AFL 1:00 Uneventful Monday 2:30 First thing he did 5:00 Guinness Book of Records 6:30 This is was the worst day of my life 9:00 Trust AFL to get in the way of a good time 12:00 I started planning in Year 8 16:00 Where Pickers and Ed went downhill 18:00 Worst day of my life part 2 20:00 Liam Pickering cameo 23:00 Eminem review 24:30 Ten point seven out of 13 and a half 25:00 AFLX 1999 29:00 Married At First Sight review 32:00 You don't last 50 years if you're no good 35:00 Very high with Mick. Not so high with Nathan 39:00 Illicit drug chat with zero research 1:12:30 Mick's List 1:14.00 Facebook and Twitter questions from the people Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's show Scotty opens up about the true heartbreak of being a required player, where Swanny explains why he's such a traditionalist with alarm clocks 1:00 Old school 3:30 Interlock incident 6:30 Dog Dental 9:30 Texting one handed 11:00 Looks or smell? 13:30 How can you trust Wayne Schwass? 17:00 A surprising fact about Eddie McGuire 20:00 Scotty the goalkicking coach 22:00 Thank God he can play footy 24:00 When you don't get door-stopped 28:00 Media moat 30:30 Required player 33:00 Swanny ever nearly leave Collingwood? 35:30 Living nearby 37:00 A tough midget 39:00 Abusing Mick Malthouse 42:00 Mick's List 44:00 "I've been fat shamed" 44:30 There's no S 46:00 I rubbed my belly 48:00 Reported at the juniors 50:00 He poked me in the chest 53:00 Feedback from Sheeds 55:00 Swanny and Jesus 1:00.00 Coaches pets 1:04.00 Ice Hockey rotationsSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Show 2 started with a name dropping session and led to Dane reminiscing about visiting Centrelink, the boys take on Jack Watts and non-mate behaviour. Missed phone calls from the club etiquette, hair dressing queries and a serious ending to a fun show 1:00 Scotty name drops Kevin Bloody Wilson 2:30 Swanny name drops Chris Hemsworth and Matt Damon 6:00 Palming off Chris Hemsworth and Matt Damon 9:00 Hollywood Stars >>>>>>> Colac Cup 11:00 Centrelink 13:00 Life Threatening Injury 16:00 Never looked for a job 17:00 Vic Roads 20:00 I'm friendlier on holidays 22:00 Wiesn Pulver 29:00 Faz's Hostage Video 33:00 Missed calls check list 35:00 Ed needs a call back ASAP 37:00 Did I do it? 39:00 Why we are really here 41:00 6 hour hair cut 46:00 The W in AFLW 50:00 Looking for the fight that isn't there 53:00 I had my top off 55:00 Puka UpSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For show 1 of Hump Day with Scotty and Swanny the boys discussed why they've chosen to do a podcast together, they're first impressions of each other, the culture change of rookies no longer having to "earn their stripes", what makes a good coach, reality TV experiences and the challenge of getting back your license after drink driving Show Notes 00.30 Who are we? 2:30 Earn your stripes 12:00 Leading Teams 16:00 Happy Nathan Happy Collingwood 20:00 Funny Guy Mick Malthouse 23:00 Supporters knew Swanny would make it 26:30 Swanny's Lightbulb moment 31:30 Sneaky dart before training 32:30 Premature retiring 36:00 Good blokes lunch 41:30 Emotional People 43:30 Why we are really here 45:00 I just give the fans what they want 47:00 Never meet your hero 50:00 How to negotiate 52:50 Dancing With the Stars yes/no 54:00 Scotty's reality TV experience 55:00 Jungle talk and the billion dollar idea 1:03.00 Portion control 1:05.00 Drink Driving 1:10.00 Frosty weather on a lovely spring day 1:04.00 ConsequencesSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.