How Long Gone

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in Paris, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about casting couch Chris, Meghan Markle's Netflix crafting show, and our guest cancels mid-pod, Sporty & Rich's sex toys, mouth lube, a showdown on the Blade helicopter, a war with Canada and their hot "smoothees," street artist Adrien Brody threw chewed gum at his girlfriend, Lady Gaga's new record looms, the Best Friends Forever Festival and Glastonbury lineups are announced, our upcoming trip to visit Bon Iver, and some rare British television characters. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cole Escola is a comedian, actor, singer, and playwright of the Broadway sensation "Oh, Mary!" We chat with them from their temporary home in New York about flavored water, a Babyface spotting on Chris' flight to Paris, an Oscars review, a breakdown of Cole's Vanity Fair look, building with Catherine O'Hara, why they have a Samsung phone, Cole's journey with the Kindle, growing up a "turkey baby," Cole's idolization of Martha Stewart, why they're sober, how long it took them to enjoy vacationing, will Cole "Anora" the Tonys? Which notable names have expressed interest in playing Mary in Cole's absence, a check-in on Radiolab, what time they wake up in the morning, and a deep dive on New York's Kips Bay. instagram.com/coleescola twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Bieber's decline, Chris went to a children's basketball game in Atlanta, some Oscar pics, a Palm Springs tennis activation, bottom-less nachos, queer literature, you can find love in the toilet, Chris worries he may purchase an iPad, unique signs of being old, Zuck's birthday choreo, Tate McRae, and different wedding bands for different looks. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Haley Mlotek is a writer from Montreal. Her debut memoir, No Fault, on romance and divorce, is out now. We spoke with her about Gene Hackman and Michelle Trachtenberg's untimely passing, Gavin Newsome's new podcast, her lisp, the punishing Canadian snow, her love of consuming media repeatedly, indie music from the 2000s that triggered her, a spat of Bell's palsy, how she "got into divorce," reality TV's effect of real-world relationships, and social media's effect on the need to wed, the effect having an SSENSE discount has on one's fashion choices, and the kitchens of Nora Ephron. instagram.com/haleymlotek twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark Anthony Green's debut feature film, A24's Opus, starring John Malkovich and Ayo Edebri, is out soon. We chat with Mark about congestion pricing in New York, the rise of poker night, a new guy at the gym, why Mark moved to LA, the difference between tribalism and stan culture, Chris Whyte emerges, don't make movies to make money, if he would hit Lenny Kravitz for the story, how he got Ayo and Malkovich, his Delta status, what his instincts tell him about AI, New Mexico tax breaks, writing music for the film with Nile Rodgers and r&b's The Dream, and is it possible to manipulate in a good way? instagram.com/markanthonygreen twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from TJ's hotel room in New York. We chat about Blink 182 selling his Banksy, DJ Pauly D live at Webster Hall, our club night at Jean's and their mini lobster rolls, young white rappers, TJ got the Eckhaus Bong from Gotham, doing opium, the Bon Iver listening party, working out in pants, Chris' aversion to sweatpants, timeline horny for Luigi's shackled ankles, white Russians, staying up extra late, fur coats and Clark's wallabies, our appearance at the On Air Fest with Jason Isbell, and TJ considers a specific bodega sandwich for lunch. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah Hoover is the author of the bestselling book Motherload. We chat with her from New York about Jason New York eating habits, Drake throwing his orange slide at a drone, Delta's $30k offer, the problem with men, Sarah makes a case for micropenises, what to do when you aren't really feeling your children, putting her husband on blast, the type of massage she requires, living at Chateau Marmont during covid, swallowing raw sewage in Indonesia, and we figure out what's next for her career. instagram.com/sarahhoov twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Lavers, aka Chanel Beads, is a musician from New York, of whom we are both fans. We spoke with him from his home in Brooklyn about sharing luggage, steamed bok choy, Druski's influence on the stud community, winning underwear in a free throw contest, how to make content you never get sick of, the upside-down Delta flight, finding new levels of credit card debt in New York City, the Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow collab, he discovered Metallica late in life, the racist Guns N Roses song, his dad's chili peppers joke, John Mayer's Montana, and some scammer venue stories. instagram.com/chanel_beads twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and TJ is home in Glendale. We chat about us going out too much, indoor smoking, Chris went to a hardcore show, Chris went to the SNL 50th (music) show and walked home with cowboy boots on, Jack Harlow table for 1, Drake dropped a mixtape on Valentine's Day, Chiltern Firehouse caught on fire, TJ tried to explain Oklou's new record, the Republican electric car movement, and we ban white guys from the All-Star Game dunk contest. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doug Aitken is an artist from Los Angeles. His current installation, Lightscape, is up for another month. We chat with him from his home in LA about how much a cup of coffee costs, Skete Davidson's tattoo removal, using image resolution as a mile marker for time, really expensive speakers, if he could book anyone to play at The Sphere, building crystal structures in Egypt, non-capitalistic art, how he uses AI, and meeting a guy in Vegas with an interesting plan. instagram.com/dougaitkenworkshop twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans ahowlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lukas Gage is an actor from San Diego, currently living in Los Angeles. You've seen him in The White Lotus, Euphoria, and most recently in Companion. We chat with him from his manager's office about rich kids in New York, a Kendrick recap, his Honda Fit, building with Paris Hilton at the White Lotus party last night, selling addies and ecstasy in 9th grade, and the badass lil GF he had, he's gay....unless? Nude beach scene report, his ex, mental breaks and furry coats, veneers, what music he listened to during said mental break, all directors are daddy, his Equinox flow, and Sunday fasting. instagram.com/lukasgage twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded on Superbowl Sunday morning. Chris is in New York, and TJ is home in (sunny, hot) Glendale. We chat about Kanye's recent tirade of tweets, Chris doubts his billionaire status, we make a bet as to what Kendrick's Superbowl surprise is, our respective culinary plans for the game, and the return of the bowl-makase, Chris went to a couple of fashion shows, TJ hopes to be sponcon gifted the Eckhaus Latta bong, a thing-high variation on long john underwear, and TJ predicts a dark turn in the eyes of Anthony Kiedis. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bella Freud runs the fashion brand of the same name, is the great-granddaughter of Sigmund, and host of the very popular podcast Fashion Neurosis, where she invites guests like Rick Owens or Cate Blanchet to lie on her couch and have a chat. We spoke with her from her kitchen about customizing one's garage, Honda pickup trucks, hosting her podcast inside her house, her love of mayonnaise, your house doesn't smell like cigarettes if you roll your own, meditating with audiobooks, assisting Vivienne Westwood, how to get rid of old clothes, her psychoanalysis/interview style, Cate Blanchett's slippers, what she listens to while taking cold showers, and we dream about dream guests. instagram.com/bella_freud twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ira Madison III is a writer and podcaster. His new book, Pure Innocent Fun, is out now. We chat about Swedish denim, what's up with Bieber, living on Carrie Bradshaw's street, watching TV on Ketamine, being a Basement club rat, marketing PrEP to straight people, a dinner at hot New York restaurant Penny, we try to get him to convince us to watch Wicked, Emilia Perez drama, NLE Choppa gaybaiting, how he got banned from Twitter, he doesn't follow Benson Boone on IG for the music, is Bruno Mars attractive? How long it took him for his Prozac to kick in, and TJ wants to know more about GHB. instagram.com/irathethird twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tish Weinstock is a writer in fashion, amongst other things. Her work appears in British Vogue, and System Magazine, and her newest book, How To Be A Goth, is out now. We chat about transitions, a Fire Aid review, how long one can party for, getting a Prada kitten heel stuck in an escalator, the Gaultier and Valentino couture shows, how Ozempic's effect on the plus-sized modeling world, her detailed wellness protocols, being a people pleaser, shoes in the house, her husband, Tom Guinness Kanye'd her closet, the dress she lost her virginity in, her return policy is "no," goth fitness outfits, her inability to drive, and her son's fascination with Hindu gods. instagram.com/tishweinstock twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Copenhagen, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about TJ's Lunar New Year celebration, an odd order at The Sunset Tower, overdoing on cheeseburgers, Chris likes diamonds now, CVS's shampoo liberation, speed running errands, Cheifs cheating, Chris' Chik-Fil-A past, Superbowl Halftime Show merch, the evolution of Instagram's "close friends," The Dare gives us his prediction for the official color of 2025, and we speculate whether or not Barry is "tappin" that. See TJ at Just Like Heaven Festival on May 10th with Vampire Weekend, Perfume Genius, Slowdive, and more. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harley Pasternak is a world-famous nutritional expert and celebrity trainer. He's written several books and designed custom gyms all over the world and we bombard him with questions about NY Mag's MAGA piece and the yuppie aesthetic, Macauley's Cosmo cover, how Harley entered the hip-hop world, Malubi home gym destruction, will we ever have a wearable health tracker that doesn't look embarrassing? The rise of Diet Coke as a conservative nootropic, using cannabis and mushrooms with your workout, his thoughts on Bryan Johnson, the type of person who could benefit from saunas and cold plunges the most, how to "find your glutes," Chris asks how many weeks it would take to get him looking like Brad Pitt with his shirt off, the actual nutritional benefits of Erewhon smoothies, and he makes a case for the return of carbs. instagram.com/harleypasternak twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in London, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about plus-plus hotel amenities, Chris had his first anxiety attack, a meal at The River Cafe and Canteen, the looming Don Julio X Popeye's collab, TJ went to Jamie XX show, a torta creator and the dark future of UGC, miniature salt bae, more Rizzler, fan entitlement at the Gracie Abrams show and the death of live music, holding spaceX for Eusexea, and an update on hot skater firemen. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Horrors are an English rock band. Their new record, Night Life, is out in March. We spoke with Faris, their singer, from his home in England, about who should replace Pharrell at LV, the Oscar nominations, the goth room at 80's night, tactical vests, a shortage of ADHD meds, Silk Road is back, and Faris had Bitcoin at 50 quid, Black Sabbath and Black Metal, testing video games for EA, his favorite electronic artists, his first love is football, we pitch Two Shell for a remix, arriving in Japan in 2008, the day their A&R guy got his credit card taken away from him, how to find music without TikTok, and we're gonna get him an Iron Neck for some throat gains. instagram.com/thehorrors twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roy Wood Jr is a comedian from Birmingham, Alabama, currently living in New York. His newest special, Loney Flowers, is out now on Hulu. We chat with Roy about clothing donations, the Trump inauguration, Fetterman's Under Armor shorts, liberal flip-floppers, will Kim K support Trump after his declarations, when he discovered fish tacos, Baron's chances in the NBA, what a pregnancy scare will do to a young man, pornography's effect on loneliness, getting an Uber in Birmingham, aged Coca Cola, sports rehabilitation technology, and is Elon a Nazi, autistic, or both? twitter.com/roywoodjr twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about a trip to La Jolla, Trump coin, retirement plants, CTE, Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue, Club Chalamet's house was unalived in the fires, TikTok's ban and reinstatement, what if we all stopped paying insurance, Rick Caruso on Bill Maher, a Michelin meal in Singapore, reemerging: calling cards, a celebrity spotting at the Newark airport, right-wing rapper Roseanne, Jason had a Celcius before DJing in the club, and Rest In Peace David Lynch. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amanda Petrusich is a music journalist and staff writer at The New Yorker, of whom we are both fans. We spoke with her from her home in upstate New York about donating Zyn to first responders, the Australian Open, Chris ate a new bean in Singapore, the Bryan Johnson documentary, Amanda shares her writing practice, shes in the middle of reporting a story on Phish, engaging with the haters, Poptimism, mobbing in a shirtless Iggy Pop's Rolls Royce down in Miami, a subject who she's had a crush on, being "sneaky" in a good way, illegal file sharing as a form of social media, and her thoughts on Timmy's Dylan performance. instagram.com/amandapetrusich twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in Singapore, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Chris's flight out, the longest commercial flight on planet Earth, and what he didn't eat. Updates on the LA fires, a pickled herring challenge, a celebrity spotting at Jason's local supermarket, some GoFundMe thoughts, advice for influencers this week, the Watch Duty app is having the best week ever, how to unplug this week, and Chris got a book deal, so TJ tries to help him with AI technology. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hamilton Leithauser is a musician most known for his band, The Walkmen. He returns to chat about a bit about his new record, This Side Of The Island, as well as a full report on the fires in Los Angeles from Jason's point of view. Jimmy Carter's funeral, air quality, nut taps, the Trump biopic, producing the music for Pete Buttigiegg's podcast, and the new Jon Hamm TV show, Dennis Quaid gave him a root beer flavored vape, what alcohol he likes to sip, black & milds, which reunion tours work and which don't, his upcoming residency at The Carlyle in New York, dealing with dinner theater hecklers, working at The Met while his hit record was out, Slanted and Enchanted, oaked chardonnay, what tickets he has to get to win daughter points, and a nasty story out of Florida. instagram.com/hamiltonleithauser twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonathan Ames is a writer from New York, responsible for countless books, some of which have been turned into TV shows like HBO's Bored To Death or the film You Were Never Really Here with Joaquin Phoenix. He's lived quite a life and spoke with us from his home in Los Angeles about The Golden Globes, Kylie Jenner's slice of humble pie, Bradley Cooper's Cheesesteak Factory, summering in Malibu, he recently joined Equinox to swim, how he pronounces the word "Hyperion," his brain can read words backward and he does it throughout the episode, stealing Napkins in Beachwood Canyon, his relationship with tinned fish, his Buddhist-leaning lifestyle, blowing weed smoke into a tequila shot glass and chugging them both, the Russian baths, his celebrity boxing career, he lost too much weight going vegan, working with Greenpeace in Alaska, he was discovered at twenty by photographer Bruce Weber as a collegiate fencer, and he teaches us the three steps to releasing anger. wikipedia.org/Jonathan_Ames twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Chris' house in Los Angeles the morning after W Magazine's Best Performances Party. We chat about our hangovers, under-eye patches at the gym, Alison Roman Chili by way of Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Chris went to Matty Matheson's burger restaurant in Orange County, tartares and crudos, Kathy Hilton, egg white sandwich at Starbucks, what's next for people who rent Cybertrucks on Turo, gay lieutenants, what to do when the Uber Black is a Kia, and the dos and don'ts of stuffing $20 bills in peoples mouths. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eli Zabar is one of New York City's finest food impresarios. He's celebrating 50 years in the business, and we spoke with him from inside his car about unlocking our 2025 hobbies and dietary restrictions, he sets the record straight about his involvement in the Zabar's business, TJ pitches a frittata repurposing for his not so popular salad, his hate of tunafish, his love of Madison avenue, bread baking, the architecture of Richard Lewis, real estate deals, his mother's soup, his custom Charvet shirts, Ralph Lauren Bermuda shorts, fur lined Crocs, and how he summers in the south of France. What a guy! instagram.com/elizabarnyc twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today marks a new year and the return of 4-Timer's club guest and our dear friend, Brynn Wallner. She chats with us from her home in New York about Joe Budden sleepwalking nude, Chris' Landman thirst grows, our NYE plans, Brynn defends Nosferatu, her Ruth's Chris order, trying to gain weight, Christmas board games, Wipe Me Down, her dad's clean beauty, fellas is it gay to wash your hands, and some 2025 predictions. instagram.com/brynnwallner twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Jason's house in Glendale. We chat about Canadian Delta One, the Albuquerque Sunport, our new weighted vests, rough trade, what we're reading, we devise a plan to save The RealReal, a $6,000 vintage t-shirt, how to make the real estate market more "looks based," Grimes became Christian to quit vaping, *Slams Laptop shut until January*, the Netflix roast of 2024, Babygirl in the theater, Vivek's shoes, and the potential market for potential. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in Toronto, and Jason is home in Glendale. For the first time ever, we answered 30 or so questions that our listeners submitted. Thanks to everyone for listening this year. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mel Ottenberg is a world-renowned stylist and editor-in-chief at Interview Magazine. We chat with him from his home in New York about Canadian bodywork, TJ drove the electric G-Wagen, tree in the house? Disgusting. Kim K's Santa Baby, a holiday milk pitcher, Christina Aguilera's Dirrty, he doesn't get out to Brooklyn too often, a beautiful and famous woman forgot to have lunch with him, and we try to guess who, latkes and gefilte fish, a breakdown of "SeanCody.com" memes, khakis and Converse, the Blake Lively guy, and just let us believe Luigi's sweater is Margiela. instagram.com/melzy917 twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Toronto, and Jason is in Santa Fe. We chat about when a switch controls the fireplace, till the Nissan Sentra STANK, TJ found his next car, TJ did his first cold plunge at 10,000 Waves, canned oxygen, airport coffee, the Blake Lively scandal, affordable lobster, Matty Matheson's Rutabega Sando, Chris saw Babygirl, got all the edibles in the world u ain't gonna see me watching Gladiator 2, and the three different ways to pronounce the word "jalapenos." twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cazzie David is an actor and writer from Los Angeles. We spoke with her from her sister's house in New York about Chris' trip to Aspen and Jason's off to Santa Fe, Chris' top songs of 2024, Cazzie's wellness chair, the B.R.A.T. diet, her orthorexia, Chris and Cazzie's mutual fascination with Hailey Beiber, her disdain for the chocolate + raspberry flavor combination, we need to improve the titles of things in general, nodding off on TikTok, using a surrogate for donation, she also reads in the sauna, new soul vs. old soul challenge, past life trauma, quaaludes, and which one of her friends is the best person to have a hater dinner with. instagram.com/cazziedavid twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lili returns to the podcast to speak about her popular new book, Didion & Babitz, detailing the lives of Joan Didion and Eve Babitz through never-before-seen letters. We chat about Timotheé Chalamet on Theo Von's podcast, Billy Joe from Green Day and Ryan Reynolds' hard launch, a dinner with Bret Easton Ellis and Naomi Fry, the psychology of having to be in charge, we rediscover her unique eating habits and love of Pepsi Zero, Joker 2, her thoughts on the American Psycho remake, when writers become characters themselves, would Eve have an OnlyFans if she were emerging today? Courtney Love and Madonna, when the hoarding goes too far, and, we must hate you if you want to make it. instagram.com/lilianolikwriter twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Santa Con, you can "Spotify Wrapped" anything, we get granular on the New Jersey drones, Chris Rock's controversial SNL monologue, is the hot shooter Natty or Not? what's up with Jamie Foxx, Chris thinks Diddy is living like a king in jail, RFK worked out at Equinox in jeans and construction boots, we run through an Air Mail "Over & Under Hyped" list, Glendale voted one of the worst cities to date in America, an update on California Sober, is Brat just Cunt Light? Business lunch requirements for 2025, and Chris finds an old friend who has been a fellow chiropractor enthusiast this whole time. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about DJ James Kennedy, the Malibu fires, Galliano out at Margiela, Puma Speedcat shoes, did Drake broker Toronto's WNBA team? When TJ runs into tall people, Benny & Selena's Taco Bell engagement, YouTube's Hot Ones finally sold, MGK and Megan Fox on the out, SZA vs. GG Allen, Jelly Roll is a confirmed cold plunger, is Tyla mean? Will we eventually slip and fall in the shower? And Austin Butler picked to play Patrick Bateman in Luca's American Psycho. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PlayLab, inc. is a creative agency that's worked with Virgil Abloh, Post Malone, Nike, Marc Jacobs, Louis Vuitton, Adidas, and more. We spoke with their founders, Jeff and Archie, from their offices in Los Angeles about a name for our new cocktail, being electrocuted, a little hot shooter talk, TJ hates "strategy," pitch decks, how they pulled off the infamous Post Malone album cover, we propose a rebrand for The US Open, growing up with a tennis dad, foot surgery, Honey I Shrunk The Kids (1989), making music in Ableton, and the three bands and movies that influence their work today. instagram.com/playlabinc twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Chris' 7-hour delay at LAX, some people who'd make a good Dictator, our trip to Miami for Art Basel, The Hawk Tuah Pump & Dump, we figure out the health care problem, RFK's upcoming ban on Diet Coke, a deeper dive on D'ussé brand cognac, a recap of our LA show, an update on the fuckable CEO m*rderer, and Bluesky's growing pains. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan Keeling is a writer, restauranteur, and wine man responsible for Noble Rot Magazine, amongst many other things. His early career found him in music A&R, signing Coldplay as his first artist. His great new book, a shortcut to drinking great wines, is out now. We spoke with him from London about our time in Miami for Art Week, the Dylan movie, the CEO shooting, how to make money in wine nowadays, the most you should spend on one glass, tasting something from the 1700s, natural wine graphic design, "Replacing The Rave," his career in the music industry, he helps TJ discover some wines, and his swimming. instagram.com/noblerotmag twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel Nigro is a songwriter and producer known for his work with Chappell Roan, Olivia Rodrigo, Sky Ferreira, and many more. He's nominated for six Grammys this year, and they're all the big ones. We spoke with him from his studio in Los Angeles about Hunter Biden's pardoning, the Paltrow Martin family, the SNL New York Mag cover, Drake Down Under, digital audio interfaces, his LA real estate journey, his Erewhon order, the top 5 BPMs of all time, we trade some production tricks, his mid-2000s emo life and his top 5 emo bands, and Dan wants to know about natural wine. instagram.com/dan_nigro twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily Sundberg does the very popular Feed Me newsletter. We spoke with her from her fiancee's parent's house over Thanksgiving about the depths of Doordash, a Delta upgrade and downgrade, what Chris did for T-day, Emily's engagement announcement, databases, kidz bop screamo, New York's The Grill, Ozempic's effect on bicoastal food sales, the rise of Clubstaurants, how to use a laptop in public, right-wing raw-milk bird-flu, Barbour jackets and Fred Perry's, should men read about fashion? Affiliate links, West Village Girlies on the algorithm, how to prank a Long Island mom, and a vibe check on gyms. readfeedme.com twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ryan Mac is a tech reporter at The New York Times. His new book, Character Limit: How Elon Musk Destroyed Twitter, is out now. We chat about Drake vs. UMG, a dinner at Stissing House, being from Orange County, Honda Accords, we've both interviewed hip hop's Riff Raff, documenting billionaires for Forbes, Threads, Bluesky, Linkedin, BeReal, and Facebook, X Merch, what Elon's endgame is with Trump, why he won't leave Mar-A-Lago, people vote with their feet, hitting vegas with Calvin Harris, the future of Las Vegas, and how much money it would take for Ryan to join Elon's cabinet. twitter.com/RMac18 twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sir Paul Smith is an English fashion designer. We spoke with him from his office about our show at Webster Hall and afterparty at The Standard East Village, cheese sandwiches, 5 am swimming, cycling through Claridge's, how he does Christmas, the pyramids, Volkswagen beetles, why he's big in Japan, there wasn't much fashion to be had when he started, working with The Stones, online dating and working from home, and how many socks he sells per year. instagram.com/paulsmith twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Father John Misty is a musician currently living in Northern California. His wonderful new record, Mahashmashana, is out today on Sub Pop. We chat about TJ landing in NY and heading straight to Tory Burch for a cosmo, heated floors, failed selfies, a quick rundown of the Coachella lineup, lego biopics, M. Night Shyamalan's Topanga Canyon, disingenuous slacker-rock, radio programmers wish his lyrics were easier to understand, trying to impress Neil Young at Rick Rubin's house, why he bought a hearse, funky drum breaks, more J*lly Roll, the time he won a grammy, Gelson's Market, banging a gong in the desert on mushrooms, and the best sync talk we've ever had. instagram.com/fatherjohnmisty twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Chris's apple picking upstate, salt and vinegar, listening to a podcast with your partner in the car, can Cynthia wipe her ass, Dax asks, Ariana's mans, the 4b movement, Mayer and Katy catching up at Sabrina, Posty and J*lly Roll at Coachella? And come see us this weekend live at Webster Hall with comedian Sam Jay! twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patrick Radden Keefe is an author currently living in New York. His Dua Lipa-approved book, Say Nothing, was recently adapted and released as a series on Hulu, and it's gaining quite a buzz. We chat with him about us hosting the GQ Men Of The Year awards Livestreamp, Jacques Marie Mage sunnies, "tastemaker" screenings, Pharrell's aura, his kids play tennis, using alcohol to regulate jet lag, a Pulitzer misunderstanding, when they rotate the artwork on streaming sites, casting his show, his thoughts on a cashless society, Coinstar shame, and our thoughts on Mark W*hlberg. patrickraddenkeefe.com twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from the GQ Man Of The Year awards at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. We've got a quick one before the big show and chat about The Rock, John Mullaney, Pharrell, and Katt Williams, Anna Wintour, Lil Nas X is stealing again, stop trying to make Bluesky a thing, some presidential afterthoughts, right-wing vs. left-wing hobbies and interests, The Onion buying Infowars, Eve Babitz, Joan Didion, and the destruction of the middle class of writers. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ken Burns is a documentary filmmaker from New Hampshire. His new film, Leonardo da Vinci, is out this week on PBS. We spoke with Ken from his New York crib about glad-handing and backstabbing, how we all met, his friend Ralph Lauren makes his suits, relentless curiosity, lateral thinking, his footwear, all three of us are lefthanded, how he finally got a big boy haircut, his Bar Pitti order, viewing the Mona Lisa after hours, his thoughts on physical media, and so much more. twitter.com/kenburns twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is at his parent's house in Atlanta, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about paying for workouts, Tim Dillon's RFK, a presumptuous lymphatic masseuse, Chris went to Buc-ee's on his way to a family reunion in Chattanooga, TN, the negative aura of a plain black t-shirt, we're abreast of Chickenfry's 12m NDA, a new era of Hollywood sex parties seem to be gaining traction, will nude woman sushi preparations follow suite? And Burr on SNL. See us live in NY at Webster Hall on Nov 23rd and in LA at The El Rey on Dec 6th. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kareem Rahma is a content creator known for his shows Subway Takes, and Keep The Meter Running. He's also in a band and made a film that just came out. We chat with him from his home in New York about dual displays, Elon and Trump, programmes vs.shows, Storm King as your first date, not knowing how much milk prices, he regrets buying an electric car, interviewing Kamala and Tim, exactly how he records Subway Takes, Costco, The Shark Vaccum, fuzzy microphones, politics are popular rn, he received an unsolicited take just yesterday that's as hot as they come, and he spent a day with the Rizzler. instagram.com/kareem twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices