How Long Gone

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is in Santa Barbara. We chat about Fella-tines day, unchosen families, DJ Vlad's Roc Nation confessions, J Cole's Honda Civic, Jimmy Eat World's tour poster, Chris' uncle was kicked by a horse, the rise of microdramas, Clav takes NYFW, reality TV and live streaming, scraping the resin bowl of culture, Evan Dando takes a turn, and Harry's Martin Parr portraits. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily Oberg is a dear friend and founder of the popular clothing brand Sporty & Rich. We chat with her from her home in Los Angeles about streamers taking Manhattan for fashion week, opening large files in Illustrator, if Pinterest is a female platform, mouth lubricating spray, Hermes dust bags, advancements in red light therapy, colonics and parasites, wellness retreats, which peptides shes on, we give her some advice on the next steps for brand growth, her eating habits, a sneak peek of the menu at her new LA cafe, her Berkin habit, and being robbed twice. instagram.com/emilyoberg twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We speak with Jacob Bannon, singer of Converge, a hardcore band that Chris and Jason have been fans of for years. Their new record, Love Is Not Enough, is out this week. We disagree about just about everything for the first 30 minutes, and then chat about The New Yorker's Joe Rogan piece, Kid Rock's Super Bowl performance, fanaticism and music streaming, Bandcamp percentages, 90s web design, Manscaped ads, how to fit four bands on one tour bus, sleeping in a Uhaul and eating canned corn for a month and the mentality that gives you later in life, and how he manages his physical media. instagram.com/converge twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Los Angeles. We chat about the Sombr party at the Chateau, the evolution of slop, the world discovers San Francisco as Chris attends the Thom Browne GQ party, Ryan Gosling's football throw, the bedazzled Beats By Dre, a deep dive on Bronwyn Newport, we predict the eventual first openly gay megachurch evangelist, a right-wing food platform ala Bon Appétit test kitchen, and our super bowl plans. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bruce Hornsby is a legendary musician, known for his hit song "The Way It Is," which was famously sampled by Tupac on "Changes." He's toured with The Dead, played SNL, won Grammys, and is even bros with Sombr. We chat with Bruce from his home studio in Virginia about The Black Keys, Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book, his poor sleep patterns, living in LA from 1980-90, he's a massive hoops head and we get into all things basketball, especially the three separate one-on-one games he claims to have defeated Allen Iverson in, scoring films with Spike Lee, all the studio heads we're mutuals with including Bon Iver, and one Sombr. Bruce's new record, Indigo Park, is out April 3rd. instagram.com/brucehornsby twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded live and uncut from Jason's house in Los Angeles, our old friend David Cho returns to chat about his new business Postcard.inc, and a recap of the Charli, W Magazine, and YSL Grammy party, when the mods are asleep, meeting Anthony Kedis, Leo's caviar service, a Katsye and Spice Girls comparison, Oxford Studying, Audrey Hobart on the pod when, Charli on Smartless, whole lotta Epstein leaked, what drugs they're pumping in Kanye, a Wendy's report, and using AI as a therapist. instagram.com/davidcho twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live at Jason's house in Los Angeles. We chat about IV drips and elixers, watching fashion shows at the sports bar, Chris's curt email responses, new Epstein files dropped, restaurants closing down last week, a tour of hotel valets, the parties we went to the night before, a deeper look at Horsegirl, the Melania doc, Bella's man's mugshot, and we put respect on Frank Ocean's hands. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jennifer Venditti is a casting director in fashion and film who is nominated for the Oscar this year for her work on Marty Supreme. We chat with her from her home upstate in New York about the Melania box office predictions, Barry Keoghan's haircut, her 90s New York City, she makes a case for pet ownership despite a pitbull attack, what films she saw at Sundance this year, the reward of fast food, the art of people watching, what "CSA" means after her name at on her credits, end, and casting Angus cloud and Hunter Schafer on Euphoria. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com instagram.com/jv8inc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brenda Weischer, aka @brendahashtag, is a fashion writer, consultant, and podcaster. We chat with her from her hotel in Copenhagen about getting bagels in the snow, Morrissey in the club, Kanye's WSJ apology, Squid Pro Quo, soaking the chia seeds, she records her podcast in voice notes on her phone, retail sales, what she wore to get into Berghain when she was 17, she does not negotiate, the Bezos Wintour connection, and we find out where our influencer lines are. instagram.com/brendahashtag twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is in Hawaii. We chat about Chris's snowpocalypse preparation, freelance nutritionists, Chris received a 77 lb influencer box in the mail, food delivery snow-surge pricing, Lenwich, digestive tea, the horny Wuthering Heights trailer, Brooks Nader and Ben Affleck are casually hooking up, what Ben Shelton wrote on the Australian Open camera lens, the Vanderpump well is pumping again, what Chris hates about the new Harry Song, and it's time Skateboard P gives Chad Hugo a lump sum. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is home in New York, and Jason is in Hawaii. We chat about Zohran Zapping those hotel fees, parking lot poke, the rebranding of fish species, how much a bottle of Veuve costs in Hawaii, Chris hates the iOS update, Harry Styles doing 30 nights at MSG, Steak & Shake Bitcoin equity, the Timmy Chalamet "wigga" article, Michael Rappaport shoveling food into his mouth, not everyone is allowed to bare-hand sushi, big Clav in the club, why Kanye does his shows where he does them, some advice for Jonah Hill, and the Heated Rivalry fellas put the "bear" in Torch Bearer. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Larry Fitzmaurice is a music writer and great Twitter user. We spoke with him from his home in Brooklyn about Brooklyn Beckham's trauma, and a Summer House split, the slow rise of Threads, black mold, rent destabilization, rats eating the timing belt of his Ford Fiesta, Pitchfork's new paywall, Skete Davidson's non-union talk show, the new Harry Styles record, Doechii and Gotye, the new Bruno Mars, and Larry's thoughs on Geese. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com x.com/lfitzmaurice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from our hotel room at Wilco's Sky Blue Sky Festival in Cancun, Mexico. We chat about our live pod here with Katie Crutchfield and MJ Lenderman, the pros and cons of an all-inclusive resort, the makrut Lime leaf cake from Quartersheets, Al Roker's jailhouse Biscoff hack, bad ass kids on the plane, Gen Z's discovery of Mad Men, Spiritual Gangsters, we get to the bottom of 2016, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are back on track, A$AP Rocky's SNL performance, will Heated Rivalry bros burn upon entry? And what to do when streamer nazi metrosexuals go to Miami. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Weisenthal is the executive editor of news at Bloomberg and host of the podcast Odd Lots. We chat with him from his studio in New York about Emma Stone's face, the Bloomberg terminal, why he doesn't trade himself, valuation culture, our shortage of normal people, what neighborhoods he gets stockognized in the most, newspaper is just a bunch of newsletters if you think about it, his brush with country music success, and we speculate the future of CBS News' "Whiskey Fridays." instagram.com/thestalwart twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah Sherman, aka Sarah Squirm, is a comedian and castmember of SNL. Her debut special, Live + In The Flesh, is out now on HBO. we chat with Sarah from her dressing room at 30 Rock about Heated Rivalry fandom, the Golden Globes, we describe her dressing room, Lorne Michaels bought her Rick Owens boots, morning radio in Phoenix, how her poor digestion affects the backstage rider, A$AP Rocky's beautiful face, we guess each other's ages, her usual order at "Just Salads," she gives us her email password, she does not take nudes, we workshop a few of her sketch ideas for this week's SNL, we dissect a few jokes from her special, and we find out who and what are sliding into her DMs. instagram.com/sarahsquirm twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in upstate New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about headphone innovation, we brainstorm a "shoe broth," Fetty Wap is out, Hader and Wong are on the out, Industry season 4, we are getting closer to watching Heated Rivalry, a report from the W Magazine Best Performances party, the Khia asylum, and Robyn's new single, The culturistas backpedal, and R.I.P. Bob Weir. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zoe Dubno is a writer from New York. Her debut novel, Happiness & Love, is out now on Scribner. We chat about Spencer Pratt running for mayor, Chevy Chase is an old dick, Hillary Duff beefing with Tisdale, what kind of car you're allowed to drive at Oberlin, Amazon drone delivery, what happens with the giant expensive fashion magazines are the only ones left, Dimes (the restaurant), moving from starving artist to lower middle class artist, her younger brother works in tech, the improv pyramid scheme, producer Mike Dean, and meatballs on lettuce at the Meatball Shop. instagram.com/zoedubno twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aaron Levine is a fashion designer/stylist known for working with brands like Abercrombie, Zara, and his great new line of his namesake. We spoke with him from his home in Ohio about "All my friends are leaving LA," Will Welch stepping down at GQ, balking at A&F's initial offer, doing drugs in college, the purging of trinkets, how showing bulge on main affects his inbox, you never have scaling issues if you never think about scaling, can we make shopping fun again? And media succession and retirement. instagram.com/aaronplevine twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about Rama Duwaji's $600 boots, Chris visits the R.E.I., balaclavas, cashmere in the rain, the big guy in Marty Supreme, Jelly Roll's weight loss, Chris went to luxury supermarket "Meadow Lanes," Pepto pink Pateks, Bill Simmons' love of Limitless (2011), R.I.P. Sprinkles, what we did for NYE, our first YouTube special, the phrase "finsihed is better than perfect," and how reliance on devices has effected our physical reflexes. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robby Hoffman is a comedian from New York, currently living in Los Angeles. Her debut Netflix special, Wake Up, is out now. Robby returns to chat with us about how she keeps an analog calendar, who catered her premier party, and if Tim Dillon mentioned it on his podcast, we were all hoping the other one would have Bowen Yang tea, if shes still keeping up at Equinox, the story of how she got the Cranberries song on her special, some Mullaney glazing, we help her out with some travel ideas, and her newfound love of Christmas. instagram.com/robbyhoffman twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Los Angeles. We chat about Bowen Yang leaving SNL, rapper TI is a comedian now, we're neck and neck with Joe Budden for the number of podcast episodes, new Epstein flicks dropped, and there is an odd lack of something in them, the downsides of island ownership, what Chris Tucker brings to the table in Epstein's friend group, the Counting Crows documentary, Erika Kirk going mode Righteous Gemstones a bit too early, Slayyyter Lyrics, and we dine at Bistrot Ha's in New York, and sushi spot Morihiro in LA. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Chris's hotel room in Los Angeles. We chat about Chris meeting Mark Cuban the night before at the Marty Supreme premiere in New York, "Last shoot of the year with the best team" season is upon us, Jason attempts to make himself smaller in pilates class, singer D4vid's "burn cage," an off record Puck dinner at Mr Chow in LA, the phenomenon of people making things public for attention, Druski and Timmy, a lunch at new LA hotspot Max & Helen's, and some new Epstein flicks dropped. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Civeris is a comedian living in New York. He co-hosts the popular podcast StraightioLab, and his debut comedy special A SENSE OF URGENCY is out now. We chat about Trump's awful post about Rob Reiner's death, intentional mispronunciation of famous people's names, fisting Twitter, listening to comedy vs. watching it, gay men having children, the sexualization of Jonathan Bailey, when he didn't understand fashion, culturista allyship, is Jordan Firstman faultless? Fully nude Lee Pace, and his husband's best new restaurants list for Grubstreet. instagram.com/georgeciveris twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode today, Chris was in Japan, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about a velcro sleeveless acupuncture shirt, eating the shell of shrimp, baked miso on a pedestal, TJ went to a few holiday parties, writers pivoting to video, Lily Allen on SNL, and the trend of bringing celebrities on stage each show, compliment whiplash, Nas is rapping about the blockchain and biotech investments, we run down some of the LA Times best 101 restaurant list, when the Uber Black costs the same as comfort, and PTA filmed the Cameron Winter Carnegie Hall performance like a Kubrick film. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Tokyo, and Jason is home in Los Angeles. We discuss Jason's early OC life and the death of the beloved venue Chain Reaction, revisionist history of The XX, Timothée Chalamet perhaps getting too big for his Chrome britches, and generational differences in self-promotion. In defense of Alana Haim's silver fox, Tarantino flames Paul Dano, Free Jeremy O. Harris, the Golden Globe's podcast award, and we brainstorm of what our version of Tom Cruise's "coconut cake" will be. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices