How Long Gone

Zainab Johnson is a comedian and actress from New York, currently in Los Angeles. We chat about the Chloë Sevigny closet liquidation, Naomi Fry for Philipp Plein, The Dare emerges, our first show in Australia has been announced, the iMac camera is shitting on the MacBook, her pilates journey, her history with outdoor sports, every summer she lived with a white family in Vermont, the pros and cons of getting veneers, how to effortlessly be a fine-ass person, which parts of the country get which types of plastic surgery, Janelle Monáe's sexual awakening, when people try to holler at her in the middle of a set, keeping a gun in the house, and our journey to how she came on the pod. instagram.com/zainabjohnson twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A one-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale the morning after Just Like Heaven Festival. We chat about having our own trailer, Chris learning how to festival his way, Them Jeans live, DJing is better than music, texting while driving and smoking while DJing is sludge content, American rapper Azealia Banks, Chris wants to get hypnotized to stop sleeping wrong, watching a movie on the plane because the artwork for it is so bad you have to now, one week of touring has basically destroyed us, brown rice as a comfort food, cereal ceremony, the eating disorder wedding, JA Morantics, scalp oil, and double mommy Mother's Day. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Chicago. We recap our week on the road and spend most of the show arguing whether a t-shirt is considered a "top" or not. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albert Hammond Jr is a musician best known for being a member of The Strokes but has had a great solo career too. His new record, Melodies On Hiatus, is out now. We chat about going to Magic City on a Monday, Albert loves to cook with some really good salt, potatoes don't need duck fat, living in Hollywood but having a separate house for music, getting lemons from your neighbor who has so many lemons, touring solo hits different than touring with The Strokes, that one time TJ pretended he was in The Strokes in 2001, his wine seltzer brand, how TJ plans to DJ his own wedding, he'd make an awful studio musician, the outside songs on vinyl sound better than the inside ones, he grew up in LA, but he's a New Yorker whether he wants to be or not, and we find out his cardio heart rate zone. instagram.com/alberthammondjr twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Atlanta. We chat about Hey Dude footwear, grasscutters, what the LA Fitness in Atlanta smells like, french fries at Neiman Marcus Beverly Hills, Augustinus Bader, they clown in Philly, two back-to-back Uber drivers, well-and-ness, watching boxing on the phone, take your Tesla to prom, the hotel gym smelled like onion rings, and don't act like this is the first time Chris Brown beat somebody up while wearing roller skates. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We caught up with Chioma Nnadi, the editor of Vogue.com, to cover this year's Met Gala. We discuss Ed Sheeran beating the Gaye allegations, a new restaurant dropped, and whether Chioma wore her Oura ring to the Gala. TJ believes athletes shouldn't be allowed to walk the step, Karl used to be a bodybuilder, and Chioma sat next to Billie in Simone. Chris can't explain why he loves Kristen Stewart, and why barefoot men are trending. Backless Bad Bunny, Pedro's red was wrong, and A$AP's gate-hopping. Chris has developed a newfound appreciation for Doja, and Chioma attended five different afterparties. The good, the bad, and the Bode, and whether a Tom Ford tuxedo is too safe for the Met. Finally, we ask who received more press coverage: the cockroach or Law Roach? instagram.com/nnadibynature twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex Pappademas is a writer from Los Angeles, his new book, Quantum Criminals: Ramblers, Wild Gamblers, and Other Sole Survivors from the Songs of Steely Dan, is out soon. We chat about the WGA and AI, Chris had an unenjoyable meal, the intersection of Rennaissance Faire and Caroline Polachek fans, attention spans at concerts, Fall Out Boy embedding their own tears in limited edition vinyl, Silverlake gentrification, the contractual agreement of a pizza party, cool celebrity music producers (not the court system) should be the ones who decide if a song has been illegally sampled, when you realize writers don't make enough money, well-produced award-winning documentary podcasts vs. bros talking, and we ask Alex if it's true that Steely Dan is just Fleetwood Mac for Republicans. https://twitter.com/PAPPADEMAS twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from our Las Vegas writer's retreat. We chat about money not sleeping, being a sous vide eggslut, Usher crawled so Chris breezy could fly, Vegas dining report at Martha Stewart's restaurant as well as Italy's Carbone, grape inside the bread that's wok-accia, a twelve dollar La Colombe nitro cold brew, Jack Harlow's stolen block boy valor, comparing a popular Pizzeria to Pete Davidson, a problematic Lyft lux driver, and hotels should give you the option of a sexy or non-sexy bathroom wall. Come see us in Philly, Atlanta, and Chicago this week! We'll have new merch and a whole new show. Tickets available HERE twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David Cross is a comedian, actor, and writer from Atlanta, currently living in New York. He's currently on tour all over the country, so go see him. We chat with him about Sex In The City s02, the It Girl issue, he grew up without a lawn, and now he has a house upstate, trying to shoot syphilis with bullets, the boiled peanut diet, are crawfish worth it? when Dave comes to Salt Lake, it's a big deal, some parental themes from his current set, Los Feliz vs. Los Feliz, I can't drive a car I'm on Fentanyl, David asks if TJ is a frustrated comic, David's thoughts on live podcasts, Atlanta and Orange County ain't too different after all, when sushi just started to come out, our upcoming meal at the Martha Stewart restaurant in Las Vegas, when kids come to his live shows, and David shows Chris how to handle fan meet and greets. instagram.com/davidcrossofficial twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Avalon Emerson is a musician and DJ. Her new record, Avalon Emerson & the Charm, is out this weekend. We chat about wall sits, rotting insides, Tucker’s turmoil, Jimmy Corden doesn’t pass the smell test, what it feels like to be an underground artist in Brooklyn, what part of the country has the best porches, woodworking, techno camping upstate, heifer hunting for nootropics, how she went from Arizona to Berlin, her road rage is healthy, she’s tall and bad at volleyball, being in a band with your wife, her frequent flyer program, and Evian baby-baby tees. instagram.com/avalon9000 twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode, Chris is in New York, and Jason's in Los Angeles. We chat about Starbucks olive oil and an afterschool scene report, marijuana pizza, I wanna see you put the za'atar breadcrumbs on with my own two eyes, Chris goes over the entire plot of the book Romantic Comedy, flirting over email, the Indigo Girls really make me squirt, hard seltzer's strengthening chokehold on America's youth, if your blue check got taken away and you didn't tweet about it, were you ever verified? Lil Uzi's name change, Frank the tank's kill fee got killed, and we'll be ordering fried mushrooms from Zaxby's in just two short weeks. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heidi Bivens is a costume designer and producer from New York. She's worked on infamous films over the years and currently does Euphoria, which her thoughtful new book, Euphoria Fashion, thoroughly explores. We chat about Chris down south, Frank-182, they were selling merch at the Fear Of God fashion show, I heard you guys like to rib, the Maroon 5 Halloween party, why she moved upstate, what kind of pickup truck she drives, set crushes, can a prop-stylist pull a lead? Chris needs to figure out a bag situation, laptops ruined the briefcase, personality traits of a designer, the art of fashion, Washinton D.C. is its own little void, Key West, Florida is just hot Alaska, and we debate how to fix fashion shows. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans instagram.com/heidibivens Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason Nocito is a photographer from New York. We chat about Frank skating on thin ice, lets's agree to disagree on Blink-182 in 2023, iPads are giving "old guys rule," being a disruptor in the industry, life during tumblr-times, the AI Drake song is better than anything he's put out in a minute, obsolescence as a modern image maker, flying to Las Vegas to shoot AFI, his kid and Kid Laroi competing for quality time with pops, 80s NYHC, shooting with Lil Uzi while covered in blood, photographers vs. camera collectors, his desert island emo disc, a Wicca Phase Narcan situation, and a rundown of his childhood journey to photography. instagram.com/jason_nocito_studio twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod, Chris is in New York, and Jason is in LA. We spend the first half of the show talking about Coachella from our living rooms, Chris is having a hard time dealing with Succession and Frank Ocean happening at the same time, and he'll be licking his wounds with Love is Blind, how long until the live stream renders IRL irrelevant, Coke crawled so Diet Coke could soar, Depeche Mode at MSG, a dinner at Monarch with some pod-alumni, come get this hug Aziz, some tour updates, Chris will not tolerate my sobriety, America can no longer tolerate experimental desserts, we reverse engineer why it's hard to get a res at Bar Cecil in Palm Springs, and we develop a new way of seating. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie Parla is a Rome-based food writer and friend. Her new book, Food of the Italian Islands, is out now. We chat about some last-minute Coachella additions, new Ghia dropped, new anti-woke canned beer just dropped, Italian trap music, which drinking fountains have the best water in Rome, pizza for breakfast, her dad owned a wild game restaurant in New Jersey, the first thing she eats when she comes back to America, obviously Capri is over, what is the Tulum of Italy? The White Lotus effect, cooking to live vs. living to cook, TJ's Italian wedding takes place at the most expensive time to travel to Italy in the history of time, a few Islands that will become Tulum soon, every Sicilian drives with their left blinker on, and on her seventh cookbook, she's decided to self publish, and we break down how much that cost. instagram.com/katieparla twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wednesday is a band from North Carolina. Their critically acclaimed new album, Rat Saw God, is out now on Dead Oceans. We spoke with Karly about Coachella coming up, There is Life After Influencing, her grandpa goes to bed at 4 am, a 9/11 money laundering Jewish Boarding School startup, when you become as smart as your parents, she doesn't respond to DMs but she'll write you a letter, a heinous nosebleed, she just watched a Motley Crue documentary and people don't live like that anymore, we explain what poppers are to her mom, her 80s mom, why she doesn't write songs on the road, she's an actual mysterious woman who goes to bed at 9:30, her first advance was $500, and sometimes you have to listen to death metal in the van. wednesday.band twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We figure out the last time we celebrated Easter, Vanderpump Emo Nite, white people walkthroughs, Linkin Park's remixed history, is therapy speak making us selfish? Traffic cones are the only things that should "hold space," why you're rewatching Entourage and Girls, hanging with Tim Apple at the GQ Creativity Awards, TJ had a Diet Mountain Dew dream, Taylor's breakup song, can musicians refinance their masters? And Chris and Jason switch dispositions. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sasha Spielberg, also known by her stage name Buzzy Lee, is an American actress and musician. Her new record, Internal Affairs, is out now. We chat with her about cufflinks, Chris' yearning for the South, our Vegas writing trip, throwing up while driving a car, the decimation of a NorCal tote bag, the unique ways she takes care of her husband, sandwich bread, her dad's submarine themed restaurant from the 90s, legacy Los Angeles dining, we're staying up until 2 am watching Vanderpump, reality TV makes her say the word "bitch" a lot now, her parents grounded her for life for smoking weed, growing up as a robotripping-poser-narc-teacher's pet, she would have never become a singer if it weren't for the Hebrew language, voice notes make us anxious, saving all her AIM chats on a hard drive, and her relationship with scent memory songwriting. instagram.com/sashaspielberg twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Walkmen are a band from New York about to embark on a reunion tour. We'll share the stage with them at the Just Like Heaven Festival in Los Angeles next month. We chat with Hamilton and Peter from the band about Trump's arrest being eclipsed by the Barbie movie, Bad Bunny rides again, beard trimming, Pete's a real bruiser in the paint, being a band that doesn't really high-five each other, living at the Carlyle Hotel for awhile, Pete's son met his girlfriend at a Napalm Death show, Glastonbury stories, some depressing sync talk, and what happened when they performed on The OC. instagram.com/thewalkmen twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Glendale. TJ is still on the mend, so go easy on him, we chat about Chris' lack of Sweetgreen credit, check on your barista because the new Boygenius dropped, a few odd things that we overheard at dinner, new guy dropped on Melrose, we dissect Huberman a bit, the problem with podcasts about learning, I drain my boyfriend's nuts 6-to-7 times per day, the genius and darkness of fake TikTok podcast clips to sell OnlyFans, the pandemic of country line dancing is infecting Los Angeles' east side, the post-pandemic nightlife is just fine in New York but not so much here, dinner with previous podcast guests Bret Ellis and Ryland Blackinton, Deadline for dick, Chris took a pressie at a cabin in his twenties and fell in the tub, and we try to figure out why the flag at the Trump golf course here in LA is currently flying at half-mast. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The National is an American band whose new album, First Two Pages Of Frankenstein, is out soon. We spoke with Matt, their singer, from his home in Los Angeles about TJ's big night out in Brooklyn, Hi Chews and Red Vines, Matt comes out as a cat guy, mushroom exploration, The National is still waiting to play the Saudi Prince's bday party, which members of his band don't wear shoes, taking lessons on how to be an aging rocker from Morrissey and Nick Cave, that one time they played a show in Las Vegas while the AVN awards were happening, lo-fi beats to pole dance to, what he listens to when he smokes weed and rides his bike around Venice, we figure out where he's going to live next, TJ pitches a video concept for their new single, writing a breakup song with your wife whom you're currently happily married to, and some writer's blocks are bigger than others. instagram.com/thenational twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blondeshell is a musician from New York, currently living in Los Angeles. Her new record comes out on April 7th. We chat about an update on the gym-food-heater-upper, Chris went to Hatchet Hall, I found a Twitch stream that Chris would actually watch, vocal practice is like doing a squat with your mouth, LA neighbors, insomnia treatments, taking an Uber over to Larchmont to grab some lunch, why we find assholes so attractive, socializing while sober, the battle of drugs being bad and cool, the 27 club, the different ways a man can wear a cap and what that says about them, she got the On Runnings in seafoam, and we hear her top three prescription pills. instagram.com/blondshell twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode, Chris is in LA, and Jason's in New York. We chat about airplanes somehow getting older, an update on Gwyneth's trial, our plans for Succession, TJ goes Funk Flex mode on the way to Bed Stuy, feet tattoos, Vanderpump updates, 21 Jump Street (2012) saved mankind, Harry Styles' Tokyo tongue, new Lana Del Rey, what Chris listens to when he's bench pressing, 6ix9ine looking like a larb salad when they were done with him, Chris is so white he can't even look a photo of chilies, a new idea to save the failing film industry, Chris finally went to Erewhon in Beverly Hills, and TJ found some cool shoes on TheRealReal. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Sommer is a politics reporter for The Daily Beast, cohost of the podcast Fever Dreams, and author of the new book Trust The Plan: The Rise of QAnon and the Conspiracy that Unhinged America. We chat about some art handling at the Black household, a dinner at Jon & Vinny's followed by a nightcap at The Kibbutz Room, the difference between Sofia Coppola's daughter's TikTok and The Last Of Us finale, helicopter parenting, I've seen Stevie Wonder driving a car, Washington D.C. is more beautiful than Paris, Roger Stone's martini recipe, meatball Ron vs. Tiny D, the intersection of Jordan Peterson and George Castanza, the power of Tucker, Q meetups at iHop and Hardee's, The Bible XXL, paranoid people secretly record everything, which hat does Trump plan on wearing for his perp walk, and some of our favorite non-political conspiracy theories. twitter.com/willsommer twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode today, Chris and Jason are both home in soggy LA. We chat about the NYT article about the pains of being tall, Big Bxrd representation, what must happen on tall people cruises, We ❤️ NYC, our guest canceled so we talk about protein bars instead, a new barista guy dropped, every major city in the world has it's own Burbank, Hasbulla came to LA and started dressing like a creative director, the Mother-ification of Anne Hathaway, we pitch the pasta-making Coppola kid's show, the Jack Osbourne to Kyle Rittenhouse pipeline, they sent Ted Lasso to The White House, when are they gonna cuff 45? and Gwyneth's Park City fender bender. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about TJ's new laptop, Gwyneth getting dragged by the bone broth deniers, the curse of a muscular figure, Paris Hilton's Carl's Jr commercial was deeply offensive, Chris is open to being Zendaya's new stylist, some TV troubles, WW3 is scheduled for Tuesday, Qanon storming the Superiority Burger, tiny Trump flags for your ThinkPad, if OJ Simpson and Waco TX fucked, Taylor Swift is in her Discography Era, it shouldn't be so difficult to boycott Ticketmaster, you could do a lot worse than a Pearl Jam fan as it pertains to rich guys, the streetwear son to Audemars dad pipeline, John Mayer's epic knife collection, Diplo did a great job at the LA Marathon today, imagine having to open your own hip flexors, and some new tour dates coming soon, stay tuned. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cord Jefferson is an Emmy award-winning writer on shows like Succession, The Watchmen, and Master Of None. We spoke with him from his home in Los Angeles about John Mayer at MSG, hanging with Andy Cohen, Chris is going to a steakhouse in Brooklyn, the Turkish Getup should not be enjoyed, hyperlocal gym chat, where to live in Los Angeles depending on which types of celebrities you're trying to avoid, defund Hollywood's algorithmic risk-averse greenlighting, what kind of freak would want to direct their own screenplay, Cord can't quit Tumblr, the rise of Tom Crusie in Magnolia style podcasting, who exactly is watching Andrew Tate videos, growing up in Arizona as well as Saudi Arabi, the ungenerosity of Twitter, and we run down Cord's top three prescription pills. instagram.com/cordjefferson twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eileen Kelly is the host of the podcast Going Mental. She's spoken to everyone from Emily Ratajkowski to Naomi Fry, mostly about mental health. We chat with her from her home in New York City about Meg White's drumming, a TikTok punch to the groin, an oscar recap, why she was a no-show for our first attempt at podcasting, comedy podcasts audiences don't love her, all the ways she finds euphoria, she gets a different kind of influencer gifts in the mail, her sex toy startup has tons of runway, it's getting harder to get laid, the difference between the mental health movement and woke culture, why she literally does not leave her house Monday through Friday, her big sexy juicy podcast deal, her agent used to be our agent, and she really gives us the hard sell on pivoting to video. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans instagram.com/eileen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Los Angeles. We discuss making The Oscars great again, the death of "who are you wearing?" Magic Mike XXL's dented shoulders, how much money it would take for Andy Cohen to host the red carpet, Blac Chyna will suck the devil out of you, Marlon Brando's appetite for life, Naomi Fry's bday house party, fake ass Nathan For You, Flea is aging in reverse, The 1975's pre-SNL vibe, smelling Donatella Versace's hair, chicken pot one of ultimate fatboy food, bopping from Bode to Saint Laurent, Pedro Pascal is on zaddy timeout, what else can famous people do beyond wearing bad clothes for attention, we try out a new character, John Wick 4 dogs, legalize drag shows, the guy whos offering $100,000 to strangers on the plane to remove their n95s, and we blow open the squeeze-bottle olive oil to SVB bank run pipeline. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tanlines are a band from New York. Their new album, The Big Mess, comes out in May on Merge Records. We chat with Eric and Jesse about Chris’ leisure time, our party schedule for tonight, a new kind of gym guy, shoes in the sauna, moving to Connecticut, the parallels in our divided labor, we're living in their version of a bizarro world where they didn't have kids, when did everyone start complaining about touring so much, Rosalía's fan concert in Peru, TJ's smoothie recipe, Jesse took his kids to Sugarfish when they came to Los Angeles, nurture is important but don't sleep on nature, Seth Rogen's thoughts on criticism, sync talk, and what they've been up to for the last ten years. tanlinesinternet.com twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roe Ethridge is one of our favorite photographers of all time. His new book American Polychronic shows both his commercial and editorial work over the last two decades. We spoke to him from his home studio in New York about Chris in Chicago on set for FX's The Bear, Matty Matheson ordering a fifty-piece nigiri set at Nobu, the origins of Roe's name, growing up in the south, seeing Pavements first show in Atlanta, sweaters over a collared shirt, the unique sequencing of his work, InDesign>Quark, falling ass first into artistic photography, the 1990's refrigerator, losing weight by quitting alcohol, his boyish good looks, how to pull off flip flops with socks, some Gagosian stories, and we help sell some pieces from his Roe by Roe Etheridge collection. instagram.com/roeethridge twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about the sub-humanizing experience of dropping your kids off at school, an update on TJ's custom suiting, Korean duck BBQ and its lingering odor, when athletes host SNL, the erasure of masculine advertising, billionaire berries club, the fashion show with the robot murder dog, Bob Dylan for Celine, the Cardi B & Offset meal at McDonald's, shockwaves through the Vanderpump-verse, Andrew Tate live tweeting his late days in prison, Heat (1995) isn't THAT good you guys, Chris Rock at it again, expensive underwear, and Chris is fasting on his flight to Chicago today. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Delia Cai is a writer at Vanity Fair currently living in New York. Her new book Central Places, is out now. We chat about cloutbombing, archival Heavn, reading poetry for an audience, "dead girl voice," what kind of pop-punk girl she was, the fan fiction community, Delia thinks it would be nice to come home to a fifties-style housewife, she wants kids but she doesn't want to stay home and hang out with them, the difference between male and female codependent friendships, getting negged on the train for wearing a bow in her hair, writing her Grub Street diet the week she got broken up with, if TJ has to adjust his demeanor based on his potentially intimidating height, Delia is having a hard time finding people to help with her suitcase, dog systems, the post-brunch breakup, and we discuss a new word she learned in Los Angeles. twitter.com/delia_cai twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam Lansky is a journalist, author, and editor. We chat with him from his candle-heavy home in Los Angeles about mourning the loss of McNuggets, Tom Brady's stand-up career, his abdominal journey, what the mainstream media won't tell you about being gay, a libertarian's approach to Ozempic use, getting sober at nineteen in New York and writing a memoir about it, reckless spending on the Ssense sale, scent-cycling, and his top three prescription pills of all time. instagram.com/samlansky twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. We chat about Woody on SNL, a night out at The Chateau, Kurt Cobain for Supreme, striking beauty, if Austin Butler met your mom, Jaden Smith bouncin around, the afterparty, the Slauson Super Mall, emotional support boyfriend, the West Hollywood Pavillions, don't work in the deli if you can't slice, lunch with Desus, Chris' collar is swinging blue, and opening a bottle of vintage Coppola. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Hainey is an author, podcaster, and writer at large at Air Mail. We chat with him from Rome about a dinner at Catch Steak, meditative driving, lunch at Fred Segal, steak n' eggs, when it comes to fashion, I have to be me, college at Notre Dame, Chicago, the metaphorical chicken neck, spending the month in Rome on a writers retreat, waking up at 4:30 am, it's getting harder to curate a world through magazines now, will smart media survive in the future? And we hear about Michael's favorite local New York restaurant. instagram.com/michael_hainey twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline Polachek is a singer living in Los Angeles. Her new album Desire, I Want To Turn Into You, is out now. We chat about old people and weather, stolen USB drives, Succession is back, and they're doing bad interviews, Caroline's power went out the second we started recording, we rate Berlin, what she loves about London, the Burbank Whole Foods hot bar, her favorite restaurant in the valley, music leakers, why she doesn't have a label deal, editing her own videos, the secret third way of working with a team, Chris and Caroline debate The Deftones, TJ tries to penetrate her friend group, her love of introducing people, seating charts, So Hot Your'e Hurting My Feelings flash mob, we gush over Lana for a few, and Caroline tells to story of getting her iPod Nano commercial. instagram.com/carolineplz twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. We chat about a specialized playlist from Drake, we're all somehow looking forward to the new Skrillex album, lobster mac lollipops by the pool, new Dua leaked and it's giving b-side, which foods we don't want to eat in public, whether or not Chris is a member of the clean plate club, apple rankings, an oral history of screen printing stuff on the penis/vagina area of pants, Skateboard LVMH, A$AP Rocky stood to the left of Rihanna in a photo, Frieze Art week in LA has been electric so far, we dissect an emerging foot fetish, what kind of loser wears jeans, whole 30 back, Chris went to the new Supreme store, Chris watched the Netflix show about golf, what would happen if you got in a fight with Tiger Woods, and some of LA's best streets to drive drunk on. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gabriel Pryce is a chef from London. He's the co-owner of Rita's with his partner Missy. We chat about running out of gas, the Thom Browne show, seasonal depression, performative Valentine's Day posting, Frieze DJ sets, being a food cunt, traveling to America to buy plates, overdosing on an edible and needing a wheelchair, the Europeification of New York, the film school to chef pipeline, dining at Le Bernardin, the gift of running a restaurant on Valentine's Day, indoor smoking, New Orleans, and his future expansion plans. instagram.com/gabriel_pryce_ twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Goo Goo Dolls are an American rock band with a massive catalog of hits through the years. We spoke with their singer John Rzeznik from his home in New Jersey. We chat about tea drinking, Eric Andre's life partner reveal, Skateboard P is pulling out the pin cushion, Rihanna's halftime recap, neurotic parenting, being an old dad, his workout plan, his sobriety journey, he only keeps one memento of his career up in the house, back in the day when you could bribe a few people, being on tour for the last 35 years, the iPad is a powerful bargaining chip, sync talk, and the power of sucking. instagram.com/johnrzeznikggd twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in LA. We chat about a bodywork visit to Rick, our gameday plans, some Rihanna Halftime predictions that were way off, Chik-Fil-A's new cauliflower offering, whether or not we should be saving our rice washing water, Chris went to Odeon and it was a heavy room, is Phoebe too Philo to fail? Jason went to Gucci Osteria, Valentine's Day cacio e pepe, orgasmic house bread, Jeffree Star at it again, and Bryan Cranston for Kith. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Civeris is a writer, comedian, host of the podcast StraightioLab, and as of recently, a former editor at Gawker. We chat about an upcoming dinner at Gucci Osteria, Chris is bearish on Harry Styles now, Pelle, judging sickly people, Seth Rogen is zaddy, we talk about hot chicks, botox is becoming more popular in the gay community, the Mediterranian diet, yummy suffering, Sam Smith made satanism uncool, the best and worst type of straight people, can pop culture be evergreen? His recent layoff at Gawker and whether or not an internet destination like Gawker has any feasible route for financial success. twitter.com/georgeciveris twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sara Jane Ho is an etiquette coach currently living in China. Her new show Mind Your Manners is available on Netflix. We chat about the Grammy winners, throat goat representation, Bonnie Rait vs. Nicki Minaj, we learn about Chinese social media, how to peel and eat different fruits with a knife and fork, we get quizzed on male etiquette, Eastern medicine, and Western table manners, can you teach an incel, the tiered rating system of Chinese cities, eating bull penis, what it's like dating American men, and Chris throws a few manner-based questions her way too. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans instagram.com/sarajaneho Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is back in New York, and Jason's home in LA. We chat about washing our intimates, Chris' arctic errand running, going to the gym for warmth and shelter, sauna pick-up lines, ballroom kettlebell training, the new Yachty album, Armie Hammer's hungry, but that's it. We spend the last half going through The Cut's article— Do You Know How to Behave? Are You Sure? How to text, tip, ghost, host, and generally exist in polite society today. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chloe Wise is an artist from New York. We chat with her about where to get a fade in Sweden, Chloe's live/work space, Lily Allen's AD tour, befriending her 82-year-old neighbor, she visited her parents in Boca for 24 hours, large format pasta, she would never pay to upgrade her flight, her love of local produce, Eric Wareheim wants to hug TJ, binary discoveries, going off the grid for a week in the south of France, two-step verification, (Red,) her Adderall journey, anxiety cooking and baking, her favorite grass-fed walnut oil paint brand, and we commission her for a portrait. instagram.com/chloewise_ twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mac DeMarco is a musician from Canada, currently living in Los Angeles. His new record, Five Easy Hotdogs, is out now. Chris is in Stockholm, and Jason is back in Glendale. We chat about Swedish pizza, our second show in London, Sirius XM is quite persistent, Mac being a Silverlake settler, jogging around the reservoir is embarrassing when you're buttery, The Virgin Suicides can get you randy, opening for Phoenix a long time ago, growing up in Edmonton, all hockey players just want to live in Florida, Olympian level drinking, how he quit smoking, driving all over the country and recording his record, Tik Tok guitar players have replaced songs, his mom respects him now that he rides a motorcycle, being that one guy who always feels compelled to leave town for a while and figure it all out, he's drawn to well-made, repairable things that last a long time, Mac is gonna keep on putting out weird shit, and you can kiss his ass. mac-demarco.com twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our last pod, live and uncut before shoving off, from The Standard Hotel in London. We chat about new Twitter algorithms, the dad's printed agenda list, that unexpected feeling of meeting new people you like, our first live pod in London with Alexa Chung, a recap of our afterparty with the lovely Louise Chen, we went around to all the shops, host vs. server energy, how many small bites can we eat in one week, irresponsible truffle shavery, mezcal pressure, Louie V polka dots, and TJ's treetox yields some dreams and nightmares. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live and uncut from London, no time for a proper description. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from London. We chat about TJ finally learned how to love reading thanks to The Paris Review, Bret's new book, dumb ass TSA, a proper London DJ set, the incline didn't work on the hotel gym treadmill, the Kid Super fashion show, lots of plane ride complaining, Beyonce in Dubai, is Entourage for the girlies? And our upcoming week here in London. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is in LA before we head off to London for shows this week. We chat about The Simpsons predicted this eighty years ago, we apologize for being mean to Madonna, people who dance in the mirror at the gym, the Supreme poncho trend begins, the only crazy thing Jason did while home alone all week, when you get seated in the loser section at the restaurant, a deep dive on dutch baby pancakes, Hilaria Baldwin impromptu press conference, the rise of the Jordan Peterson entrepreneur peacock suit, we release new sanctions on men wearing skirts, Huberman bro-science is different, Young Thug got caught perc-handed, a new feature for Chris Air, and we look forward to seeing all of our friends in London this week. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices