Hot White Heist
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About
Deep under Seattle’s Space Needle in a hidden bunker sits the most valuable substance on Earth: Barack Obama’s sperm. And Mark Zuckerberg’s. And Stephen Hawking’s. In case of global catastrophe, the US government has been storing sperm samples from some of history’s greatest minds (and also some politicians). This groundbreaking, NSFW romp follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Why? To help a lesbian cult finance a top-secret project, of course. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know? Laugh your ears off with more A-list comedy at audible.com/soundsfunnyCast: Bowen Yang, Abbi Jacobson, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, Margaret Cho, Bianca Del Rio, MJ Rodriguez, Shannon Woodward, Stephanie Beatriz, John Cameron Mitchell, Tony Kushner, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Bailey, Peppermint, Brian McCook and more.Produced by Broadway Video
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Bonus: Hit Job Episode 1 - ORIENTATION DAY
bonusEBrynn Morris lands an administrative job at KillCo., but is swept up in a company-wide competition that puts her at odds with her morals.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ep 6Episode 6: Hot White Heist
EThe crew has to work together to get into the secret government bunker and escape without getting caught - or worse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ep 5Episode 5: Cartography
EEverybody panics when the Russians discover Judy's betrayal. Who can the team turn to for help?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ep 4Episode 4: Your Idiot
EJudy scrambles to finish the job and the team gets more than they bargained for after their scenic train ride.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ep 3Episode 3: The Train Job
EThe team meets at a remote location to go over their plan. Despite their lack of experience, everything goes smoothly... until it doesn’t.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ep 2Episode 2: I'm In
EJudy and Jack recruit a team of queer amateur experts to help them liberate some very expensive material from the United States Seed Registry.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ep 1Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker
EThe US government has been storing sperm samples from our best and brightest (and also some politicians) under the Space Needle. A secretive group of lesbians needs to steal some of those samples. Why? What for? Fabulous bored grifter Judy Fink is about to find out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Episode 0: Trailer
trailerEHot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.