Best and Worst Horror Movies of 2020: The Talkies

This week we are having a different kind of show. This show we are looking back at the delightsome year that was 2020, and awarding the best and worst of Horror Movie Talk.

Best ad

• Ju-on (The Grudge)
• Gators ade (Crawl)
• Blumhouses The Brady Bunch (Fantasy Island)
• Donald Deadly Doll Emporium (Brahms: The Boy 2)
• Paganism (The Wicker Man)
• Virginity Incorporated (It Follows)
• The Company (Alien)
• Wormhole to go (Event Horizon)
• Sincorporated: Hedonism (Seven)
• Jigsaw’s Seesaws (Saw)
• Anti-Santa Home Defense (Better Watch Out)

Best new drop

• Chompa Chompa (Crawl)
• Bye Bye Man (Bye Bye Man)
• Oh Hey Ho, a Squirrel (Wrong Turn)
• Tits, Boobs, Boobies…Machines (Wrong Turn)
• Paganism (The Wicker Man)
• Drain Addict slew
• Candy Man Song (The Candy Man)
• It’s thick (Around Scream)
• Can I see one Titty? (Ghost Ship)
• Ew David (Friday the 13th part 2?)

Best new Bit

• FNict or Fcagetion
• Don’t Blank on The Blank (CAndyman)
• BAconator (Tremors) 
• Horror Movie or Frankie MacDonald
• Guess That Death (The Exorcist)
• Horror Movie Whoooores (Event Horizon)
• Christmas Wishlist by Country Living (Krampus)

Best Guest

• Garrett (Event Horizon)
• Erin (Trick R Treat)
• Brad (Rats)
• David’s Mom (Rosemary’s Baby)
• Magnus (Bye Bye Man (Bryce))
• Marc (Alien)
• Dustin (Possessor)

Best Interview

• JJ Villard (Friday the 13th)
• Robert Englund (Nightmare on Elm Street)
• Cat Solen (It Follows)
• Derek Carl and Hank Huffman (The Brain that Wouldn’t Die)
• Tara Westwood (Color Out of Space)

Thirstiest Moment

• Tara Westwood interview (Color Out of Space)
• Cop in Invisible Man
• Micah Monrow (It Follows)
• Drew Barrymore
• Riley Keough
• Booty Shorts
• Janelle Monet
• Ass shot

Best Tagline

• The Platform: The Hunger Games part 2
• Gretel & Hansel: and that was the last time the German’s used ovens for evil
• Wrong Turn: Looks like their Genes took a wrong turn
• Wrong Turn: its as if cable made a movie for itself
• Never Trust a Swede
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The what not to do part of to do portion of the chainsaw safety course
• The Brain That Wouldn’t die: Could you fuck a head? Asking for a friend.
• Antebellum: The Village, Woke Edition
• Antebellum: If ye ain’t fer bellum, you’re anti bellum
• Terror Train: Trapped on a train with the true terror, illusionists
• Terror Train: We run a train on your terror

Worst Horror Movie We Watched this year

• Bats
• The Turning
• The Bye Bye Man
• Event Horizon
• Terror Train
• Rats

Best Horror Movie We Watched this year

• Alien
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• The Exorcist
• Seven
• Possessor Uncut
• Rosemary’s Baby
• The Blair Witch Project

Worst New Horror Movie of 2020

• Gretel & Hansel
• The Lodge
• Antebellum
• Fantasy Island
• Underwater
• The Turning

Best New Movie of 2020

• Possessor Uncut
• Invisible Man
• His House
• Color Out of Space
• The Platform
• The Brain that Wouldn’t Die

Interesting Scoring Stats

Looking through the scores we’ve given for all the movies we’ve reviewed, it was interesting to see where we agreed and disagreed.

Perfect 10s

All of these films received a perfect 10/10 score from both Bryce and David.

• Alien
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• The Exorcist
• Seven
• Possessor Uncut
• Rosemary’s Baby
• The Blair Witch Project

Lowest Scored

These were the lowest scoring movies, including our first movie to receive a 1/10 from both of us (Rats).

• The Bye Bye Man
• Event Horizon
• Terror Train
• Rats

Biggest Discrepancies in Scores

• The Lodge (David=9, Bryce=4)
• Host (2020) (David=4, Bryce=9)

Best Co-Host

• David Day
• Bryce Hanson