Horror Movie Night

We just got back from Pop Rock N Horror Con and needed to release this amazing Cujo Reunion panel moderated by Matt and Catie of Mis En Scream. Sorry for the audio issues throughout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a world full of hot scientists (aka actress/models wearing glasses and a tight bun), be a dumpy retired psychic detective in earthtones, like the protagonist in THE BONEYARD (1991). While most of the movie is like celluloid Lunesta, there IS a giant mutant Phyllis Diller monster, a giant mutant poodle monster, and some pretty gross-looking zombie children. Lots of gooey goodness to be had as long as you're diligent with that fast forward button. Come cackle with us like crazy old women in wigs on another episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If there's one thing we love on this show, it's John Waters and killer clowns. Wait, that's 2 things. I guess you could say we hate math here too. In any case, we are tackling the fantastic and tragically forgotten OUT OF THE DARK (1989), which prominently features a clown-masked phone sex pervert, Divine's last film before passing away, and a totally unrealistic photo-shoot replete with fog machine and seizure-inducing freeze frames. It's even better than it sounds, and we want to...shed some light on the darkness surrounding this piece of cinema. Save up your quarters and grab some tissues, this week we're dialing 1-800-HMN-BOIS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He swore if we ever covered this movie he'd have no choice but to return as a guest on this show; and he's a man of his word! This week we are joined by Kyle Kuchta to discuss his favorite movie TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION. The film is jam-packed with craziness as well as Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey for good measure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Next Saturday May 18th at 9pm Fuse will be airing one of my favorite documentaries of last year I USED TO BE NORMAL: A BOY BAND FANGIRL STORY. I was lucky enough to have a phone call with producer Rita Walsh. Give it a listen and then learn more on the Fuse TV page for the doc! https://on.fuse.tv/IUsed2BNormal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We walk a thin line with the movies discussed on the show, one balancing nostalgia with the reality of b (and sometimes z) grade horror. Often, the former cannot even out the latter, but not this week. No, this week, we discuss CARRIE 2: THE RAGE from 1999 and it's somehow better now than it was when it was first released. If you avoid comparing it to Brian De Palma's original, this is a well-executed sequel with a LOT of great kills. Put on your party dress (red, of course) and cut loose with your bros in Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey creeps, we had such a good time with Listener Submitted Month that we decided to extend it by a week, and boy do we regret this decision! Uwe Boll is never a good choice, but 2005's BLOODRAYNE is a special kind of banality that only an all-star cast and a couple pounds of ketamine can provide. Watch in amazement as Billy Zane, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Meatloaf Aday, Michale Paré, Udo Kier, and freaking BEN KINGSLEY try to make sense of this godawful vampire flick based on the much cooler video game. For the love of all things unholy, the costume designer of this movie needs to have their skin flayed like Frank in Hellraiser for falling asleep at the sewing machine. God damn this movie sucks. Enjoy our pain on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rounding out Listener Submitted Month, we head to the bottom of the ocean to shoot some hoops and get sexually harassed by Daniel Stern with 1989's LEVIATHAN! Robocop meets The Thing in the Abyss is all you need to know, but creature features with practical effects and some gnarly body horror are like abeetz (Brian's pronunciation of pizza) - even when it's bad, it's still good. There are a slew of bad decisions onscreen and off, particularly in the last 2min of the film, but discussing this one bright and early at Monster-Mania while Brian lounged seductively in bed was certainly a highlight of the weekend. Say AH, mother-effers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A few years ago Chris joined us on our Ice Cream Man episode to promote the Kickstarter Punchline had going for a live concert they wanted to film. Matt went to their show with Mest and Less Than Jake in Lancaster to catch up about the progress on the special as well as waxing deep on the band's discography. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Which show has the charming gay? HMN, HMN, hey hey hey! That's right, we're back with another Listener Submitted Month movie, and are joined by the lovely Joshua from our friends at Fright School. Together, we talk about pom-poms, spanx and sex pests in the obscure slasher CHEERLEADER CAMP (1988). Is it good? Maybe? Is it bad? Sorta, but we all agreed that it was entertaining in its way. We hope your routine is memorized, sister! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anyone who says disco is dead has obviously never seen disco-spoiltation vampire flicks featuring a belly-dancing granddaughter of Dracula (Nai Bonet), a geriatric Vlad with fang dentures (John Carradine), his previous girlfriend (Yvonne DeCarlo), Brother Theodore as a rapey werewolf, a male lead that basically looks like He-Man before the sword powers, and at least one Playboy model. NOCTURNA (1979) is... something, we guess? We tackle this one live at Monster-Mania with Marissa, the other half of the Jersey Ghouls, and then turn to cartoon bats as dawn breaks. Cue funky bassline! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Moon Pictures is like the Bloodstone of cheesy horror, always dribbling out something to satisfy us at Horror Movie Night, and this week, we're talking SUBSPECIES (1991) with Jackie of Jersey Ghouls fame! The Draculas are out in force and we sort of talk about the film while enjoying each other's real-life company at Monster-Mania this March. Sink your fangs into our nubile, pasty flesh, we don't mind... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Owen Egerton's new film Mercy Black is produced by Blumhouse and currently streaming on Netflix. It is a must see film in 2019 and worth your time. Owen and Matt discuss the inspiration for the movie, what got him into horror and why Halloween 4 is an under appreciated masterpiece. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Post-apocalyptic blues got you down? What better way to cheer up than to hang out at the radio station blasting tunes and having a shopping spree at the mall?? Kelli Maroni just can't keep away from those places, and we tagged along with her in NIGHT OF THE COMET and brought the immortal J-Tro (Jason Trost) with us! We talk 80s culture, the dangers of nostalgia, and his upcoming sequel FP2: BEATS OF RAGE. If you haven't turned to piles of Tang already, hang out with us as we awkwardly attempt to repopulate Earth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's that time of the month where the trio breaks down what they saw this past month outside of the regular movies we watched. Beyond the normal collection of random flicks from streaming services and Matt's obsession with seeing things in theaters both Matt and Scott have a long conversation about Captain Marvel and then talk a little Drag Race. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPOILERS ALL OVER THE PLACE! DO NOT LISTEN UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE! WE WARNED YOU! We're back with another episode of In Theaters Now! We all watched US and break it down. So listen to our episode breaking down the movie, be warned there be spoilers in these waters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wednesday at What the Fest?!? was the debut of Larry Fessenden's new film Depraved. I was privaliaged enough to get to sit down and interview him about his previous film Beneath, the influence on Depraved and what the future of the movie is. If you want to know more visit the Glass Eye Pix website and social media accounts: http://glasseyepix.com/ https://www.facebook.com/glasseyepix/ https://twitter.com/GlassEyePix Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why are there no porn plots where a busty lady has a rodent problem and calls an exterminator to clean up, and then when he's done and showing her a giant rat he killed, she pays him in sexual favors? If any aspiring directors out there are into this, you gotta get someone who gives 110% every second on screen like Brad Dourif does in 1990's Stephen King adaption GRAVEYARD SHIFT. These are our terms. In any case, it must suck to share screentime with a juggernaut like Dourif when you can barely remember your lines or what it sounds like when humans talk, and you can get a taste of that by watching everyone else in this film, as they are picked off by a gigantic rat/bat monster in delightfully gruesome ways. The Maine accents are pretty confusing, but there's still some meat left on the bone here, so clock in for your shift with Horror Movie Night! Donate to Kyle's fundraiser at - https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/survival-of-the-film-freaks-blu-ray-dvd-release Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for another month of Soundtracking where we're gonna break down the 90's nostalgia that is the American Werewolf in Paris soundtrack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you love spirit possessions? How about ninjas? How about V8 sex?? If you've answered yes to any of these questions, or hell, even if you haven't, you're in for a ride with us this week as we discuss the 1984 action/horror/kung fu/aerobics extravaganza NINJA lll: THE DOMINATION! The hairspray and rouge are in full force, as this specific possessed katana imbues its wielder with some serious eyeliner skills. This film has to be seen to be believed, and your boys have got the play by play to keep you jazzercising the black ninja at bay. But beware, we don't USE soda! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk a lot about the diminishing returns of horror sequels, but the Leprechaun series is easily one of the worst offenders. Exhibit A: 1996's abysmal LEPRECHAUN4: IN SPACE. It's not even fun bad, it's just...low effort and cheap. I mean, the writers didn't even take the time to make Warwick Davis's lines rhyme! But never fear, your trusty tour guides through the shadowy world of questionable horror will take you by the hand and at least bring a bit of good out of this flaming dumpster fire of a flick. That's the Kelly luck o the Irish for ye this St. Paddy's! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt and Scott break down all 15 Queens on this season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Who do we like? Who do we hate? Listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take everything you thought you knew about werewolves, and flip it upside down, because that's how you get to Australia, ya dummy! We're heading for a walkabout in the Outback with quite possibly the strangest lycanthrope movie we've yet seen, 1987's Ozploitation classic Howling lll: The Marsupials! Quick recap, Howling l shows the world that werewolves exist by having Dee Wallace transform on live TV; Howling ll has a lot of oiled up bodies and Cybil Danning looking like she's starring in a Manowar video, and Howling lll throws all that out the window and says, you know what? Werewolves are mystical creatures powered by the spirit of the extinct Tasmanian tiger. It gets weirder from there. Don't believe us? Guess you'll have to listen to the episode, in which Matt and Brian do pretty solid Aussie accents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back to discuss the films, tv shows and books we enjoyed this past February. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take the Wicked Witch of the West and make her look grotesque. And have there be a ton of different versions of her. Remove all plot and logic, add a sort of sweet battle of the bands, and you have 1986's almost-a-movie NEON MANIACS! We are joined this week by Mike James of 5 Second Films fame (the geniuses behind one of our recent favorites DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III), who has vowed to fight anyone to the death if they dare to criticize the music in this film. We're not going to argue that...ok maybe just a little, so tune in to see who's left standing and who's a pile of watery green jello under the Golden Gate Bridge on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Soundtracking is back with another episode talking about a teen flick soundtrack. This month we are breaking down the soundtrack to 10 Things I hate About You. This soundtrack is all over the place! Enjoy it with us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember how much you love Freddy? Well how about a romantic tragedy with way less humor, gore and charm, but still starring the guy behind all that makeup? You're in luck this Valentine's Day, because your HMN boyfriends are making it special with some candles, some roses, and their seductive voices screeching about Robert Englund's lukewarm take on a classic Universal monster, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989). There are some solid scenes to be had here, but we agreed that this is one of those films where none of us would have taken the time to watch if not for the show, so let us do all the heavy lifting for you. Cuz lover, tonight is all. About. You. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt reconnects with a friend of his from Los Angeles Traycee King. Traycee is a semi-finalist in Ms. Veteran America 2019 and is raising money to help the homeless. She's also the creator of the Surviving Horror webseries. Donate to the charity using the link below: https://www.crowdrise.com/o/en/campaign/final-salute2/trayceeking?modified=1&fbclid=IwAR0veOtPnP3hTnXhGdzufEL3uzC_8CJ6PMB9v1lck6FORDOv4TkOQ1V2694 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The higher powers (aka ancient aliens, duh) have heard our prayers for MORE DECAPITATIONS and granted us the gift of a movie who's only real plot point is an alien stealing human heads. THE BORROWER from 1991 is a delightfully silly little flick that never quite gained enough cult status to be remembered by most of us... and a lot of that probably has to do with it's barely existent storyline about a murderous alien de-evolved down to human form, who stumbles around LA for 80 minutes just snatching heads whenever it needs a new one. Your boys on Horror Movie Night are all about the head trauma, and this baby delivers, so grab a 40 of malt liquor and get crazy with The Borrower! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm joined by friend from high school Ashley Groch to talk about her new fitness program MOVIE MOVEMENT where you can lose weight while watching some of your favorite movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This weekend Amityville Murders gets released and I had the opportunity to talk to star of the film Diane Franklin (who you might remember from such films as Better Off Dead, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and TerrorVision). It was an honor to talk to an icon of the 80's! Check out the new film available digitally Feb 8th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As everyone knows, beautiful female artists want nothing more than to rekindle the EC Comics art style and draw panel after panel of women in skimpy clothes and painfully obvious cold rooms terrorized by demonic hordes.... Right? Don't tell us that CELLAR DWELLER (1988) lied to us! Don't blink or you'll miss our boy Jeffy Combs doing his best Patrick Bateman impression in the first 5 minutes of the movie, but if you do, you can kind of fast-forward all the pointless character development in the middle and just get to the good stuff - a doe-eyed rubber suit monster wrecking all these art school weirdos' days and munching on their body parts. There's also a sweet decapitation, so you know your HMN boys are having fun on this week's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was honored to have an awesome conversation with the lead singer of the band I've been obsessed with since I first rented Bad Channels as a kid. There's some great stories I heard during this interview that I never knew and that fascinated me. I hope you enjoy them too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the final of our Fantastic Fest 2018 Interviews I sat down with Piercing Director Nicolas Pesce to discuss his film which comes out this weekend! Do not miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After taking a slight break we discuss the films, tv shows and books we enjoyed this past January. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back on our Full Moon game this week and ready to get DANGEROUS on the airwaves with the DANGEROUS! DAAAAAAAN! O! DAAAAAAAARE! We're so hyped to discuss the shock-jock-takes-on-turd-headed-alien classic BAD CHANNELS (1992), that we're dressing up like guitar hero nuns and weird yelling cows just to play a crappy Teen Spirit ripoff in the gym. The acting ain't much, the plot ain't much, the effects are...there, but dammit this movie is like huffing Lysol in the best possible way. There's a lot to discuss, so call in with the correct combination and get us out of these chains! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners of the show will know that we do it all for the lulz, and stay up to date on all the cool lingo and references that fellow kids are using, so it should be no surprise we were super duper golly gosh darn excited to talk about the ultra-hip and totally relatable SMILEY from 2012! There is no way that a slasher movie about Chatroulette, starring Youtube "celebrities" and having zero budget could age poorly, right? Of course not! No real names this week, ok? We're just using our Anonymous handles, which are coincidentally just our real names. Total coincidence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Standoff at Sparrow Creek is coming to theaters and VOD on Jan 18th, I sat down with director Henry Dunham at Fantastis Fest in September 2018 for the podcast. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're rockin' and rollin' back into horror territory and takin' care of business with a sneer and a hip thrust. Join us in slobbering all over Bruce Campbell's chin in the fantastic BUBBA HO-TEP (2002)! We are joined this episode by our pal Ralph (@vhsdude/@kaijupod) and are in unanimous agreement that this movie rules and Bruce's Elvis impersonation is pretty damn good, man. Plus, how can you go wrong with a Don Coscarelli flick featuring a mummy cowboy who sucks souls from buttholes? Enjoy as we break out the rusty trombones this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the new year, dudes! We're, like, totally stoked to be here in 2019 with our flannel shirts and acid-washed jeans, backwards hats and smoked-out brains, and we're going to play you a bunch of air guitar to celebrate! You voted to give rock and roll to us, in the form of BILL & TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY (though Bill & Ted Go To Hell would've been a much better and more straightforward title). Matt is painfully excited about this one, while Scott is just in pain, and Brian is... well, Brian the peacemaker. Ring in another trip round the sun with your boys in HMN, starting with Alex Winter in disturbing full granny makeup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been a crazy year of Horror. Instead of a "What did we watch this month" we are gonna focus on the entire year of horror. What worked for us, what did we hate. Tune in and check it out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the last regular episode of 2018 so we decided to celebrate the 20 year annivesrary of the most obscure Full Moon film imaginable SHRIEKER. This film about the evils of squatting has a pretty dope, but over powered titutlar characters scratching people to death. Join us won't you on HORROR MOVIE NIGHT!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Growing Up Kelly is back and it's Christmas time! The gang talks about Kelly Christmas traditions, bad gifts, fight clubs and anti-sex dreams. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the most wonderful(ly brazen capitalist) time of the year, and the HMN crew brought you something really special in their big red sack - Tim Burton's possibly best film and Brian's easiest Beetlejuice Connection ever, 1992's BATMAN RETURNS! If you don't like us doing our best Penguin and Catwoman impressions, keep scrolling, but if that's your thing, then strap in and get a cold shower ready, because Scott's Selina Kyle is oddly erotic. Tis the season for a Batman murder spree and we're the ones filing the police report this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Crushing beers, negging girls into some dry humping, light hate crimes and possible vehicular manslaughter - the good ol' college days all white dudes yearn to relive! Except this time, THIS THIRD TIME, someone is killing all our bros in inventive ways! Who's going to help us do kegstands now?! It's a very DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III day with your actual bros Matt and Brian and their not-actual bro Scott, and you know we're just itching to finally beef. The hazing continues as we mostly just quote the ridiculousness on display in this masterpiece from the 5 Second Films crew. We've ruined your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've finally made it. We've joined the ranks of the upper crust... we've become a part of a great, undulating, gooey mass of flesh, body parts and hairballs. That's right, we wrangled the talented and busy Rebekah and David McKendry to talk about Brian Yuzna's incredible and gross 1989 send-up of conspicuous consumption SOCIETY! We put forward a modest proposal, if you will, of eating the poor to sustain ourselves at the top of the food chain. We also get some first-hand info on the McKendry's new Xmas horror anthology ALL THE CREATURES WERE STIRRING, out now on VOD. Crack open the KY, it's Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone knows that the death penalty is far more expensive and arguably more inhumane than life imprisonment, even if their murder-boners try to say otherwise. For-profit prisons are an abomination, and your hosts are here to show you what happens in them with a documentary film from 1988 called DESTROYER! In this totally-real-not-fantasy film, a convicted murderer doesn't die by electric chair, but just gets really swole and sweaty. He also really likes eating human hair, so take that as you will. We've talked Shocker and The Horror Show, it's time for the third installment of our electricity killer series, let's get buzzed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Once again we're gonna run down all the movies we watched this month over at HMN Headquarters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meta horror is a tightrope and sometimes even the greats lose their balance. When that happens, you get bloated 2 hour slashers featuring some of the most unlikable characters and worst bangs of the millennium like those on display in 2000's SCREAM 3. We are joined by Brett Simmons, the writer/director of 2018's incredible meta horror YOU MIGHT BE THE KILLER, which is great because we have a good film to contrast Scream 3 against. Antivax nut Jenny McCarthy isn't the only one getting eviscerated this week on Horror Movie Night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You thought Halloween was over 2 weeks ago? WRONG. After much deliberation, Scott has decided to take one for the team and pick a Rob Zombie Halloween movie. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or...oh whatever, it's HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES from 2003! We're pissing everyone off with our annoying laugh and soliloquizing at cheerleaders about popular posts on /r/conspiracy so strap in for another dose of TCM2 fun even though we already discussed that movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices