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HeteroCarnacas, EuroFenta, Escopetazos Gusaneros, Chatarra Robocop, Bibo Kurdo, Oktoberfestrrush, Vampiros Takbir, Granja Militar, Doctor Senis, Alagba, Papua Buzzers, Embarque Facial, Don X, Prenda Lesbico, ONUruina y mucho mas ENLACES Sargento Lau https://actualidad.rt.com/viral/329470-policia-china-convertirse-estrella-red Día de la Educación Financiera https://valenciaplaza.com/llega-el-dia-de-la-educacion-financiera-asignatura-pendiente-en-espana Benemérita Awards https://www.elconfidencial.com/espana/2019-10-09/guardia-civil-premia-pablo-isla-rafa-nadal-letrada-1-o_2275371/ Chernobyl Warren https://mundo.sputniknews.com/firmas/201910101088934003-francia-el-chernobyl-de-emmanuel-macron/ Paperclip Hotel http://www.aurora-israel.co.il/primer-hotel-espacial-nombrado-en-honor-a-cientifico-que-colaboro-con-los-nazis-abrira-sus-puertas-en-el-2025 EuroFenta https://www.dw.com/es/droga-de-fabricación-lícita-la-más-mortífera-y-peligrosa-en-estados-unidos-se-expande-en-europa/a-50741901 Peligro Ah (Mundial de Atletismo) https://www.libertaddigital.com/deportes/mas-deporte/2019-10-08/ana-peleteiro-arremete-qatar-mundiales-atletismo-doha-1276645953/ Misiles de Gran Líder vs la Guarimba https://spanish.almanar.com.lb/360186 Escopetazos Gusaneros https://kurier.at/chronik/welt/florida-frau-stirbt-bei-explosion-von-dixi-klo/400633751 Jatimá Tová https://www.lavanguardia.com/vida/20191008/47870898252/los-judios-espanoles-celebran-la-fiesta-de-yom-kipur-el-dia-del-perdon.html Fhurer Al Sisi https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/egypt-top-lawmaker-praises-hitler-parliament-speech EuroBurrell https://www.lavanguardia.com/vida/20191007/47863572310/amp--borrell-avanza-a-la-eurocamara-que-se-preven-mas-sanciones-a-venezolanos-y-que-su-primer-viaje-sera-a-kosovo.html Modi y Xi https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/chinese-president-xi-jinping-india-dates-october-informal-summit-modi-1607398-2019-10-09 Desempleo Salvaje https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/south-asia/where-4000-vie-for-just-14-posts Procesión de Dussehra https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/curfew-imposed-in-rajasthan-s-malpura-town-after-communal-tension-over-dussehra-procession-1607442-2019-10-09 Buitrentino Señales https://www.elconfidencial.com/empresas/2019-10-07/acs-vende-negocio-senales-trafico-rebajar-personas_2269808/ Joint Warrior https://www.largsandmillportnews.com/news/17950012.joint-warrior-nato-operation-underway/ Salafos libios llorando a la ONU https://www.lavanguardia.com/internacional/20191007/47855763501/el-gna-condena-ataques-de-hafter-y-pide-la-intervencion-inmediata-de-la-onu.html Oktoberfestrrush https://www.thelocal.de/20191007/oktoberfest-less-beer-fewer-crimes-and-96912-stolen-mugs Transportistas hasta la polla https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component/k2/1485531-20191011.htm Bandera negra https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/chennai-tibetan-professor-arrested-protest-chinese-president-xi-jinping-1607338-2019-10-09 Cementerios Uigures (false flag) https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/even-in-death-uighurs-feel-long-reach-of-china Abusadores Vetados https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/11/south-korea-bans-men-with-history-of-abuse-from-marrying-foreign-women Soros Peruano https://www.bbc.com/mundo/noticias-america-latina-49887706 Chatarra Robocop https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/robocop-park-fight-how-expectations-about-robots-are-clashing-reality-n1059671?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma#anchor-Talkthetalk Asesinatos satánicos https://www.nyasatimes.com/minister-dausi-says-state-security-agents-disarming-nsundwe-forces-activists-condemn-satanic-murder-of-cop/ Tanaturismo ( CancerUkro a 90€ ) https://digitalsevilla.com/2019/10/04/se-abre-a-turistas-audaces-la-sala-de-mandos-de-chernobil/ Bibi Kurdo http://www.aurora-israel.co.il/netanyahu-advierte-contra-la-limpieza-etnica-de-los-kurdos-por-turquia-en-siria ProSillito Brown https://www.elconfidencial.com/espana/2019-10-09/espana-gobierno-maximo-apoyo-ecuador-lenin-moreno_2276151/ Facebook B.I https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/02/politics/fbi-facebook-russia-ads/index.html Macri Thunberg https://www.clarin.com/politica/propuesta-medioambiental-mauricio-macri-eliminar-plasticos-solo-uso-neutralizar-emisiones-carbono_0_ligjZK7v.html Macri Disney https://www.clarin.com/politica/insolito-mauricio-macri-beso-pie-senora-72-anos-llamo-cenicienta-_0_duH3-Slp.html "Jihadi Ringo" y "Jihadi George" http://www.aurora-israel.co.il/eeuu-asume-la-custodia-de-los-beatles-del-estado-islamico Trabajadora Alarmista https://www.eldiario.es/cyl/trabajadora-Konecta-Valladolid-encuentra-camara_0_950855687.html Milton Schwarzenegger https://it.sputniknews.com/mondo/201910078159285-il-partito-comunista-russo-vuole-larresto-di-arnold-schwarzenegger/ Más pa mi https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/3793079/0/mas-pais-microcreditos-campana/ Conversiones forzosas https://www.wionews.com/south-asia/another-hindu-girl-abducted-from-paks-sindh-province-forced-to-convert-255030 Tony Hernández https://www.voanoticias.com/a/honduras-huicio-tony-hernandez-eeuu-/5117933.html Orlando Hernández https://www.hispanidad.com/confidencial/honduras-manifestaciones-a-favor-y-en-contra-del-presidente-hernandez-por-supuestos-vinculos-con-el-narco_12013383_102.html Y el Chapo detrás https://larepublica.pe/mundo/2019/10/08/chapo-guzman-cartel-de-sinaloa-honduras-exalcalde-acusado-por-narcotrafico-confiesa-haber-asesinado-a-56-personas/ Bali Basurero https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/despite-balis-plastic-ban-a-garbage-emergency-persists Sordomodarrush https://www.asianage.com/india/crime/091019/mumbai-2-arrested-for-raping-hearing-and-speech-impaired-woman.html Ministro Trinchado https://es.vietnamplus.vn/acuchilla-presunto-terrorista-al-ministro-de-seguridad-de-indonesia/111516.vnp Abuela apalillada quiere retornar https://www.philstar.com/headlines/2019/10/09/1958777/filipina-enslaved-65-years-us-wants-go-home-find-estranged-family McGyver Valenciano https://www.que.es/ultimas-noticias/un-preso-se-fuga-de-los-juzgados-de-valencia-en-tres-minutos-utilizando-unos-cordones.html Vampiros Muslim https://www.nyasatimes.com/muslim-youth-organizes-organizes-blood-donation-camp/ Cuenta equivocada https://allafrica.com/stories/201910040138.html Hannibal Lecter https://www.elconfidencial.com/espana/galicia/2019-10-10/muerto-celda-aislamiento-hannibal-lecter-preso_2276451/ Nacion Disciplinada https://www.africanews.com/2019/10/05/magufuli-asks-tanzania-s-teachers-parents-to-cane-students/ Ana Patricia robando en la Pérfida https://diario16.com/el-santander-involucrado-en-el-mayor-escandalo-bancario-del-reino-unido/ Guerra étnica https://www.rfa.org/english/news/myanmar/three-myanmar-soldiers-die-10092019165116.html Sionistan http://www.aurora-israel.co.il/ex-ministra-de-israel-insta-a-crear-un-estado-kurdo Asim Umar https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/al-qaeda-chief-south-asia-killed-afghanistan-11982074 NarcoDrones https://larepublica.pe/mundo/2019/10/06/colombia-narcodrones-la-nueva-arma-de-los-grupos-de-narcotraficantes-en-la-selva-ivan-duque/ Nobel Palillero fugado https://www.foxnews.com/world/nobel-laureat-grameen-bank-muhammad-yunus-arrest-warrant UkroAirLines (Vigo-Lvov) https://www.pravda.com.ua/rus/news/2019/10/4/7228094/ Ni para el abono transporte https://www.businesslive.co.za/bd/world/africa/2019-10-07-zimbabwean-doctors-reject-60-salary-rise-amid-crushing-inflation/ Jusanos ama-uigures https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/10/u-s-slam-visa-restrictions-on-chinese-officials-over-uighur-crackdown/ Pijama Party https://punchng.com/pastor-flees-after-allegedly-getting-13-underage-girls-drunk-overnight/ Cruz Roja rasilta https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001344760/foreigner-fired-for-calling-kenyan-a-monkey Bolso con la juventud https://www.telesurtv.net/news/bolsonaro-veta-proyecto-ley-psicologos-escuelas-publicas-20191009-0023.html Manchurio Boliviano https://www.latercera.com/la-tercera-pm/noticia/elecciones-en-bolivia-chi-hyun-chung-el-bolsonaro-boliviano-que-busca-destronar-a-evo-morales/855074/ Obesidad infantil latinoamericana https://www.latercera.com/que-pasa/noticia/uno-de-cuatro-ninos-chile-obeso/855583/ Fusconaro https://rpp.pe/mundo/latinoamerica/un-decreto-de-bolsonaro-habilita-la-venta-de-fusiles-semiautomaticos-a-ciudadanos-comunes-noticia-1223168 Brasil Oscuro https://www.canal13sanjuan.com/viral/2019/10/7/medicos-utilizan-las-linternas-de-sus-celulares-durante-una-cirugia-en-medio-de-un-apagon-electrico-126178.html Maiz Manguangua https://www.thezimbabwean.co/2019/10/citizens-must-prepare-for-zimbabwes-economic-armageddon/ Otro Sillito salido https://www.infolibre.es/noticias/politica/2019/10/09/no_no_concejalas_mas_madrid_responden_las_explicaciones_soto_tras_dimision_99676_1012.html Cantante Mugabista https://news.pindula.co.zw/2019/10/05/mugabe-dedication-song-singer-gets-a-range-rover-from-a-mugabe-supporter/ Salmancito en el frente https://spanish.almanar.com.lb/360813 Por no escuchar Horny Report https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/10/gunmen-kidnap-school-girls-nigeria-191003191624141.html Mena Mesudismo https://www.telecinco.es/informativos/sociedad/detenido-pelea-barcelona_18_2831595005.html Granja Militar http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20191009000040 Doctor Senis https://www.elperiodicomediterraneo.com/noticias/sucesos/doctor-senis-declara-medio-kilo-cocaina-llevaba-era-autoconsumo_1248436.html Atlantistas espumeando http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20191009000137 Florentineza Líder https://www.eldiario.es/economia/ACS-consolida-multas-contratos-millones_0_950855278.html Bobby Devil http://saharareporters.com/2019/10/08/kidnappers-killed-30-people-rivers-kidnap-kingpin-bobby-devil-eliminated-nigerian-police Diáspora Venezolana https://www.panorama.com.ve/sucesos/Ejercian-prostitucion-en-barberia-en-Peru-arrestadas-10-venezolanas-20191008-0035.html https://www.panorama.com.ve/sucesos/Atacaron-con-acido-a-dos-venezolanos-en-Bolivia-20191006-0025.html https://albertonews.com/internacionales/cayo-banda-que-drogaba-a-menores-venezolanos-y-colombianos-para-explotarlos-sexualmente/ https://www.eluniversal.com.co/sucesos/clan-del-golfo-podria-estar-implicado-en-triple-crimen-de-venezolanos-en-cordoba-NL1850384 App paraguista https://mundo.sputniknews.com/asia/201910101088930852-apple-retira-una-aplicacion-que-mostraba-la-ubicacion-de-las-fuerzas-policiales-en-hong-kong/ Bernie Rossner ( por si había dudas) https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/20/bernie-sanders-lived-on-an-israeli-commune-in-the-60s.html Valientes liquidados https://guardian.ng/news/iswap-claims-killing-17-fleeing-nigerian-troops/ https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2019/10/07/11-nigerian-soldiers-killed-boko-haram-attack-military-convoy/ Queso gabacho azurrañado https://www.elindependiente.com/vida-sana/2019/10/08/sanidad-retira-otros-13-lotes-de-queso-por-presencia-de-listeria-y-escherichia-coli/ Alagba (¿tortuga ancestral takbir?) https://www.excelsior.com.mx/trending/a-los-344-anos-muere-alagba-la-tortuga-mas-vieja-de-africa/1340000 Defensa anti-colorista https://www.europapress.es/internacional/noticia-rusia-incluye-organizacion-lidera-opositor-alexei-navalni-lista-agentes-extranjeros-20191009122021.html Apostol Suleman https://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/news/how-i-almost-died-fasting-for-11-days-without-water-or-food-apostle-suleman-2 Mai-Mai Bafulero https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/10/dr-congo-fighting-thousands-flee-ethnic-violence-191008100051236.html Nochevieja australiana https://mundo.sputniknews.com/increible/201910071088897914-la-policia-australiana-investiga-nuevos-casos-de-hallazgos-de-agujas-de-coser-en-frutas/ Teólogo Pinchón https://www.nyasatimes.com/ccap-livingstonia-synod-church-cleric-stabs-debt-collector-bolts/ Petrolero Fantasma "Accidentado" http://maritimebulletin.net/2019/10/11/iranian-suezmax-tanker-explosion-in-red-sea/ Guerra sucia británica https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/w/mi5-destroyed-evidence-finucane-murder-inquiry-bbc-documentary-claims Escándalo Nuclear https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-04/nuclear-scandal-hangs-over-japan-s-abe-as-parliament-opens Doritero Abusador https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/11/japanese-assault-suspect-tracked-down-pop-star-via-eye-reflection-in-selfie Castigo Divino https://tenemosnoticias.com/noticia/elecciones-castig-dice-castigo-914411/1658819 Programa Electoral https://www.elconfidencial.com/mundo/2019-10-10/alcalde-mexico-secuestrado-arrastrado-promesas_2276676/ Alcalde acartonado https://www.20minutos.es/gonzoo/noticia/alcalde-pueblo-mexico-encuentra-manera-para-no-asistir-actos-3796392/0/ TeleChapo https://laopinion.com/2019/10/10/el-chapo-guzman-habria-usado-camionetas-de-televisa-para-narcotrafico/ Burocracia Mejicana https://www.am.com.mx/noticias/Tras-secuestrar-a-92-choferes-les-regalan-becas-fiesta-y-cancha-20191010-0001.html Alcaldesa sacacuartos https://www.animalpolitico.com/2019/10/impuesto-elotes-tacos-alcaldesa-reynosa-maki-ortiz/ SuperTifon Hagibis https://www.abc.es/sociedad/abci-japon-prepara-para-llegada-supertifon-hagibis-201910100234_noticia.html Quedadas Suicidas https://japantoday.com/category/crime/Man-held-for-killing-woman-in-love-hotel-used-SNS-to-look-for-suicidal-people Elecciones moderadas https://www.lavanguardia.com/internacional/20191008/47866900815/tunez-elecciones-enahda-islamismo.html Extranjeros deportados https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/08/egypt-children-swept-up-in-crackdown-on-anti-sisi-protests Sultan Petrolon https://www.reuters.com/article/us-cyprus-turkey-ship/cyprus-greece-egypt-call-on-turkey-to-end-provocative-actions-idUSKBN1WN1R0 Yihadista descontento https://www.elmundo.es/espana/2019/10/08/5d9b89fefdddff4e5a8b4625.html Hermanos despedidos https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20191008-egypt-fires-1070-teachers-for-alleged-terror-links/ Ruso muerto inventado https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-08/russia-denies-it-has-any-troops-stationed-in-mozambique Golpe al salafo https://news.yahoo.com/mozambique-says-army-killed-9-jihadists-restive-north-143409767.html ManosLargas Tinder https://www.trecebits.com/2019/10/04/lio-de-demandas-por-abuso-sexual-entre-directivos-de-tinder/ Pedofi Soundtrack https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10078657/joker-gary-glitter-rake-fortune-royalties/ Predicador anti-futbol femenino http://www.sudantribune.com/spip.php?article68245 Cielos cerrados https://www.vestifinance.ru/articles/126296 Danza Mujera https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001337635/exclusive-clubs-where-young-indian-women-entertain-wealthy-revellers Donald Yamamoto https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/10/reopens-embassy-somalia-decades-191003100027583.html Zombie Jolie arrestada https://www.tasnimnews.com/fa/news/1398/07/13/2112270/???????-???-???-??-?????-???????-?????-??? Minería Takbir https://www.aninews.in/news/world/others/23-killed-in-attack-at-gold-mine-site-in-burkina-faso20191006204032/ Submarinos Manchurios https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/south-korea-may-acquire-nuclear-submarines-after-norths-missile-test Reducción Militar https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2019/10/11/S-Korean-army-to-curtail-forces-by-100K-amid-shrinking-population/8771570773084/?sl=1&ur3=1 Risterdal https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/329698-johnson-pagar-indemnizacion-crecer-senos-risperdal Burkina Salafo https://www.europapress.es/internacional/noticia-menos-39-terroristas-muertos-ataque-contra-gendarmes-norte-burkina-faso-20191008121452.html Smartphone Ruandés https://www.reuters.com/article/us-rwanda-telecoms/rwanda-launches-first-made-in-africa-smartphones-idUSKBN1WM1TN Radio Bautista https://www.foxnews.com/world/us-pastor-rwanda-deported Marea Poppin (anglo zurraña) https://www.marca.com/tiramillas/actualidad/2019/10/07/5d9ae3b622601d046f8b459a.html ¿Escasez de albinos? https://www.elcomercio.com/tendencias/decomiso-huesos-leones-sudafrica-malasia.html 2x1 en leones https://www.lavanguardia.com/natural/20191008/47868843752/oferta-caza-leones-2x1-sudafrica.html Tren Radioactivo https://www.vesti.ru/doc.html?id=3197500&cid=8 Toros sin cuernos https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/sociedad/2019/10/08/nacen-toros-cuernos-mediante-edicion-genetica/00031570532916010855935.htm Espinete Doritero https://www.eldiario.es/politica/polemica-presencia-Vox-videojuegos-industria_0_950505074.html Papua Buzzers https://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2019/10/09/a-threat-to-democracy-buzzers-suspected-to-amplify-dispute-over-papua-independence.html?src=mostviewed&pg=news/2019/10/10/tapanuli-orangutan-makes-iucn-ssc-list-of-worlds-most-endangered-primates.html Enchufan internet en Papua https://es.vietnamplus.vn/restablecen-acceso-a-internet-en-provincia-indonesia-de-papua/111514.vnp Haiti FarWest https://www.dw.com/es/las-protestas-y-la-violencia-mantienen-paralizado-hait%C3%AD/a-50744637 https://www.prensa-latina.cu/index.php?o=rn&id=311846&SEO=gobierno-califica-de-catastrofica-situacion-economica-en-haiti https://www.prensa-latina.cu/index.php?o=rn&id=311779&SEO=autoridades-de-haiti-alertan-sobre-bajas-reservas-de-sangre https://www.diariolibre.com/actualidad/internacional/haiti-en-vacio-de-poder-decenas-aspiran-a-la-presidencia-KA14631975 Elecciones Kosovares https://www.france24.com/es/20191007-oposicion-triunfa-elecciones-anticipadas-kosovo Cocones Londinenses https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/10/cocaine-snorted-london-barcelona-amsterdam-berlin-combined-10893738/ Chino Pinchado https://www.abc.es/espana/abci-fallece-apunalado-hombre-origen-chino-intento-evitar-robaran-tienda-201910110906_video.html Embarque Facial https://www.france24.com/es/20191003-francia-reconocimiento-facil-tarjeta-embarque Alerta Porcina https://www.elespanol.com/ciencia/nutricion/20191011/alerta-sanitaria-detectada-espanola-infectada-porcina-europa/435956739_0.html Camioncito Salafo? https://www.dw.com/es/autoridades-alemanas-no-descartan-terrorismo-en-ataque-de-limburg/a-50734909 Matonismo Viral https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/10/dad-tears-watching-gang-bullies-stamp-sons-head-10893339/ DON X https://elfarodeceuta.es/rapero-marroqui-videoclip-amenazas/ Vampirismo Farmacéutico https://www.jpost.com/International/US-pharma-companies-pay-Mexicans-for-blood-plasma-amid-risky-conditions-603876 Niño judío humillado https://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/Antisemitism/Australian-Jew-forced-to-kiss-Muslims-shoes-received-threatening-messages-604323 MICIU https://www.enlacejudio.com/2019/10/10/el-arma-secreta-de-las-fdi-contra-iran/ Narco Salvamento https://www.lavanguardia.com/sucesos/20191004/47799289760/lancha-narcotraficantes-rescata-guardia-civil-mar.html Medidas Climáticas https://www.dw.com/es/merkel-consigue-aprobar-su-controvertido-paquete-de-medidas-clim%C3%A1ticas/a-50745941 Tropa Femenina de Salman https://www.france24.com/es/20191010-mujeres-arabia-saudita-ejercito-apertura Zapatilla de Jesús https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/3796980/0/venta-reventa-zapatillas-jesus-nike-agua-rio-jordan-mschf/ Jubilación Millenial https://www.abc.es/economia/abci-jubilarse-antes-40-nueva-medida-exito-millennial-201910100823_noticia.html Principe Khalid https://www.arabnews.com/node/1566851/saudi-arabia Concentración en Gonesse https://francais.rt.com/france/66644-gonesse-manifestation-soutien-assassin-islamiste-prefecture-police-mickael-harpon-interdite HeteroCarnacas https://okdiario.com/espana/asociacion-subvencionada-colau-imparte-taller-que-relaciona-comer-carne-ser-heterosexual-4661080 ONUruina https://www.pressdigital.es/texto-diario/mostrar/1591541/onu-queda-dinero-pagar-37000-trabajadores?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newsletter%20www.pressdigital.es Guarimba de record https://www.elconfidencial.com/espana/2019-10-11/record-solicitudes-asilo-espana-venezolanos_2278143/ Holy Kaaba Kiswa https://www.arabnews.com/node/1567181/saudi-arabia híbridos Extranjeros https://www.arabnews.com/%20nodo%20/%201567111%20/%20oriente%20medio