Horny Cuarentena Report #3

Desde nuestros bunkeres para todo el mundo Horny Report continua informando con una serie de especiales desde el encierro. Cuidado pues! ENLACES Desinfecta Piramides https://english.alarabiya.net/en/life-style/art-and-culture/2020/03/25/Video-Egypt-disinfects-pyramid-complex-amid-coronavirus-concerns.html BrexitTraso https://www.reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-britain-brexit/britains-embattled-logistics-industry-calls-for-brexit-to-be-delayed-idUSL8N2BI6AT Angutas Internacionales https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-24/countries-are-starting-to-hoard-food-threatening-global-trade JhonyLibelo Postpuesto https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/johnny-depps-libel-trial-gets-postponed-because-coronavirus-1285620 CoronaBurdel https://www.reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-bangladesh/sex-workers-in-one-of-worlds-largest-brothel-appeal-for-funds-due-coronavirus-idUSL8N2BG6B1 Portaviones zurrañoso https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-24/unclogging-toilets-at-400-000-a-flush-among-navy-cost-overruns Chuparetretes Malito https://www.infobae.com/america/entretenimiento/2020/03/25/influencer-hospitalizado-tras-lamer-un-inodoro-tiene-coronavirus/ Malvinas Cerradas https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/2020/03/27/las-malvinas-estan-en-riesgo-de-aislamiento-total-por-un-posible-casos-de-coronavirus-y-rechazaron-la-ayuda-humanitaria-de-buenos-aires/ CrocoCuarentena https://www.t13.cl/noticia/mundo/hombre-no-respeto-cuarentena-fue-devorado-cocodrilo-africa Rebel Homeless https://www.elcorreo.com/bizkaia/nuevos-incidentes-techo-20200325182132-nt.html?ref=https:%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F Detenciones Masivas https://movimientopoliticoderesistencia.blogspot.com/2020/03/la-policia-ha-detenido-41000-personas.html G20 Virtual (salman mas cuantico que nunca) https://english.alarabiya.net/en/webtv/reports/2020/03/27/Saudi-Arabian-King-Salman-s-G20-virtual-summit-opening-remarks.html Chancho Respiradores https://www.lavozdeasturias.es/noticia/asturias/2020/03/25/asturias-prueba-cerdo-forma-exitosa-respirador-3d/00031585127345633606892.htm Mas Prismáticos https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/internacional/2020/03/21/corea-norte-lanza-dos-misiles-corto-alcance-mar-japon/00031584795140975869964.htm Trajes sudados https://www.elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/27/5e7e0e60fdddff08208b45b2.html BlackRuina https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/fed-hires-worlds-largest-asset-manager-manage-its-massive-asset-purchases Pánico Chanclil https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-denver-mayor-us-stockpiling-alcohol-stores-lockdown-a9422991.html Aberración Millenial https://www.20minutos.es/gonzoo/noticia/4204865/0/imagina-beethoven-reguetonero-convierte-cancion-para-elisa-temazo/ Taxista Mamao https://www.lmneuquen.com/taxista-borracho-detenido-al-intentar-comprar-mas-alcohol-n693315 Coronalito https://www.lmneuquen.com/insolito-encerraban-corralitos-la-gente-que-violaba-la-cuarentena-n693467 Streaming Papal https://www.vaticannews.va/es/papa/news/2020-03/homilia-urbi-et-orbi-papa-francisco-suplica-dios-coronavirus.html Almagro reelegido http://canarias-semanal.org/art/27204/luis-almagro-reelegido-secretario-general-de-la-oea Yates reptiles https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/347356-ricos-refugio-seguro-coronavirus-yates Secuestro en el Enyimba Fc https://corbeaunews-centrafrique.com/des-footballeurs-nigerians-victimes-dun-kidnapping-liberes/ Snorkel vs Covid https://www.elmundo.es/economia/ahorro-y-consumo/2020/03/25/5e7b8b2bfc6c839f198b463c.html Familias subrogadas https://m.europapress.es/sociedad/noticia-familias-subrogacion-atrapadas-ucrania-afean-exteriores-abandono-bebes-emergencia-covid-19-20200326125605.html Mandril absuelto https://www.ilgiornale.it/news/cronache/nigeriano-su-masturba-bus-assolto-perch-era-domenica-1829752.html Atraco Budyrrusher https://www.abc.es/espana/galicia/abci-pesadilla-hombre-obligado-practicar-felacion-atracadores-si-gritas-apunalo-202002221253_noticia.html#vca=rrss-inducido&vmc=abc-es&vso=tw&vli=noticia-foto Bastardos polukros https://diario-octubre.com/2020/03/24/el-regimen-de-polonia-impidio-que-aviones-rusos-con-ayuda-humanitaria-para-italia-atravesaran-su-espacio-aereo/ Encubrimiento progresista https://okdiario.com/espana/psoe-podemos-compromis-impiden-que-investigue-abuso-sexual-del-marido-oltra-menor-5200033?utm_source=share_twitter ERE Sanitario https://cincodias.elpais.com/cincodias/2020/03/25/companias/1585163430_729234.html Abu SkyWalker https://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2020/03/27/-Space-Force-launches-its-1st-mission-with-coronavirus-precautions.html Bokostan https://elpais.com/internacional/2020-03-25/chad-admite-la-muerte-de-un-centenar-de-soldados-en-un-ataque-de-boko-haram.html Recitadora Senior https://iqna.ir/en/news/3467789/75-year-old-woman-memorizes-entire-quran Turba Antivampirica https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4205418/0/ataque-peru-murcielagos-coronavirus/ Toyota City https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/03/24/business/corporate-business/toyota-ntt-smart-city/#.Xn5ZBeyCG9c Dark Hotel https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4204013/0/un-ciberataque-trata-de-robar-contrasenas-a-empleados-de-la-oms-en-plena-pandemia-mundial/ Vlad Bond https://mundo.sputniknews.com/europa/202003281090937877-roban-en-londres-5-pistolas-de-james-bond/ Ludópatas malperdedores https://www.efe.com/efe/usa/economia/entablan-en-las-vegas-demanda-colectiva-contra-china-por-el-coronavirus/50000106-4203948 Remedios Colombianos https://www.bluradio.com/nacion/duque-pide-encomendarse-al-sagrado-corazon-y-virgen-de-chiquinquira-en-cuarentena-245809-ie430 Princesa Roja https://www.abc.es/estilo/gente/abci-muere-coronavirus-maria-teresa-borbon-parma-princesa-roja-202003270847_noticia.html Volcán chileno https://www.lmneuquen.com/se-registro-un-sismo-un-volcan-chileno-la-altura-varvarco-n692719 Confiscaciones fronterizas https://www.trt.net.tr/espanol/economia/2020/03/24/italia-incauto-un-barco-que-llevaba-de-alcohol-isopropilico-a-tunez-1384192 Khmer popstar https://cne.wtf/2020/03/24/keo-setha-pioneer-of-khmer-pop-dies-aged-84/ Amancismo Alemán https://www.thedailystar.net/business/news/germany-assures-support-bangladeshs-garment-exporters-1886071 Heroína turca https://www.elmundo.es/andalucia/2020/03/21/5e76539efc6c8340468b4652.html Pedofi en Camboya https://cne.wtf/2020/03/24/kampot-expat-smashes-into-building-video/ Ataúdes volantes https://fly-news.es/industria/boeing-podria-reiniciar-la-produccion-del-b-737-max-mayo/ Bolsa Suiza https://www.eleconomista.com.mx/mercados/Madrid-autoriza-a-operador-suizo-comprar-la-bolsa-espanola-20200324-0075.html Boober Eats https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/boober-eats-lucky-devil-lounge-strip-club-covid-19-coronavirus-quarantine-971544/ Litio boliviano http://canarias-semanal.org/art/27187/el-litio-de-bolivia-para-la-empresa-estadounidense-tesla Ladrillo Ayuso https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4204194/0/consejo-gobierno-aprobado-madrid-nuevo-norte/ NacionalBocinismo https://www.lavozdeasturias.es/noticia/asturias/2020/03/26/nino-autista-pancarta-madre-desesperada-insultos-salir-calle/00031585225976503197269.htm Argelino Machetero https://www.abc.es/espana/madrid/abci-argelino-ataca-machete-vecino-y-lanza-bengala-vehiculo-202003271226_video.html Filosofia Reptil https://www.elconfidencial.com/mundo/europa/2020-03-27/paises-bajos-coronavirus-colapso-cultura-muerte_2517808/ BlackCovid https://www.elcomercio.es/internacional/union-europea/italia-rompe-tendencia-20200326185950-ntrc.html?ref=https:%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F Mírame tor coño https://www.elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/25/5e7b1d2afdddffde508b4573.html Pack Docente https://www.lmneuquen.com/un-maestro-rincon-envio-whatsapp-una-foto-desnudo-junto-la-tarea-los-chicos-n693373 One Ruina https://mundo.sputniknews.com/economia/202003281090937432-la-empresa-britanica-oneweb-se-declara-en-quiebra/ Aniversario Schengen https://elpais.com/economia/2020-03-26/el-plan-de-reactivacion-enfrenta-a-la-ue-en-su-mayor-crisis-sanitaria.html Referendum Constitucional https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230066.html Medidas AntiBoko https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/10-things-nigeria-must-do-to-end-boko-haram-banditry-others-report.html La Factura. https://mundo.sputniknews.com/politica/202003231090872277-eeuu-exige-a-corea-del-sur-4000-millones-por-su-presencia-militar/ Cártel inventado https://www.noticierodigital.com/2020/03/donde-esta-hugo-carvajal/ Amancio Marshall https://www.losreplicantes.com/articulos/hazte-oir-recoge-fimas-amancio-ortega-premio-princesa-asturias/ PerioListos a sueldo https://www.mundiario.com/articulo/sociedad/investigacion-revela-gobierno-chino-permitio-propagacion-coronavirus/20200326101435179549.html ToyotaCreditos https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/03/27/business/corporate-business/toyota-requests-9-billion-credit-line-japanese-mega-banks-smbc-mufg/#.Xn35_IhKiUk Un poco de Hanta https://www.elnacional.cat/es/salud/coronavirus-despues-hantavirus-primer-muerto-china_484539_102.html Exportación Arrocera. https://es.vietnamplus.vn/premier-de-vietnam-ordena-suspender-firma-de-contratos-de-exportacion-de-arroz/118026.vnp Cloroquinamiento https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230256.html Los gays no existen en Egipto https://www.hrw.org/news/2020/03/20/egypts-denial-sexual-orientation-and-gender-identity Gafas Vacunistas https://www.voanews.com/africa/amid-challenges-south-sudan-vaccination-drive-tackles-measles Festival de pesca https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/argungu-fishing-festival-bounces-back-10-years-after.html Merapi a tope https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/indonesian-volcano-spews-massive-ash-cloud?cx_testId=20&cx_testVariant=cx_5&cx_artPos=3#cxrecs_s Educación Británica https://www.ghanaiantimes.com.gh/woman-35-nabbed-for-swindling-30-people/ Paul Makonda https://nairobinews.nation.co.ke/life/why-tanzanian-husbands-could-soon-be-compelled-to-pay-their-wives-salaries Flexibilidad Maderera https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/looser-rules-on-indonesia-timber-exports-spark-fears-for-forests Escasez Condonil https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/condom-shortage-looms-after-coronavirus-lockdown-shuts-worlds-top-producer RebanaTamiles Indultado https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/south-asia/sri-lanka-pardons-soldier-who-slaughtered-tamil-civilians Sheriff Trump https://www.mundiario.com/articulo/politica/trump-ofrece-15-millones-dolares-quien-capture-nicolas-maduro/20200326165631179580.html Ferrocarril del Mal http://spanish.almanar.com.lb/413635 Nostalgia Nollywood https://theconversation.com/why-nigerians-living-abroad-love-to-watch-nollywood-movies-132983 Bromistas ghaneses https://www.ghanaiantimes.com.gh/emergency-call-centre-receives-over-1-8m-prank-calls-in-3-months/ Confinamiento Takbir https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230851.html Diferencias Flacuchas https://www.nation.co.ke/news/Shabaab-leaders-split-over-funds-control/1056-5505532-9a3qfh/index.html Muerte por Dote https://www.hindustantimes.com/chandigarh/chandigarh-woman-s-husband-in-laws-held-for-dowry-death/story-AfkIonV5Xwa6oGS0gOYG5H.html Paraiso nocturno de rastreadores https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230094.html Gobierno Global https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/mar/26/gordon-brown-calls-for-global-government-to-tackle-coronavirus Suministros israelíes https://www.infodefensa.com/mundo/2020/03/24/noticia-suministrara-india-ametralladoras-negev-millones.html Embarazarrush https://www.radiodalsan.com/en/2020/03/27/man-arrested-over-rape-of-pregnant-woman-in-galmudug/ No hay khat https://www.voanews.com/science-health/coronavirus-outbreak/coronavirus-hits-somalias-khat-sellers Langostismo al alza https://allafrica.com/stories/202003230676.html Ayuso Proletaria https://www.elperiodico.com/es/politica/20200328/ayuso-despidos-coronavirus-ilegal-empresas-7908704 Primer Ministro https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1183057.shtml Matanza Sij https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/03/25/asia-pacific/gunmen-afghanistan-kill-25-raid-sikh-complex/#.XnzNvYhKiUk Neumonia Desconocida https://www.asianage.com/india/all-india/240320/rise-in-pneumonia-cases-concerns-doctors.html PalilloVirus https://www.eldiario.es/internacional/coronavirus-EEUU_0_1009649972.html Actividad Maritima https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/26/russian-warships-tracked-channel-north-sea-royal-navy-12459048/ PeloTeñido Pinchado https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/26/hairstylist-stabbed-beaten-attacker-didnt-like-hair-colour-12308741/ Cometa Cenizo https://www.muyinteresante.es/ciencia/video/el-cometa-atlas-pasara-en-mayo-y-sera-tan-brillante-como-la-luna-991585128547 PetroDesborde https://www.straitstimes.com/business/companies-markets/world-on-the-brink-of-running-out-of-places-to-store-oil?cx_testId=20&cx_testVariant=cx_1&cx_artPos=8#cxrecs_s Cuatreros AsaltaConvoys https://laverdadnoticias.com/crimen/convoy-roba-oro-plata-sonora-20200324-0213.html JuankarFalcon https://www.elnacional.cat/es/politica/juan-carlos-i-rey-emerito-cuenta-suiza-investiga_485883_102.html CJNG se rie de los Michuacanos https://laverdadnoticias.com/crimen/VIDEO-CJNG-se-burla-de-la-Familia-Michoacana-por-usar-bombas-piratas-20200326-0101.html Recuento de Cárteles http://www.zocalo.com.mx/new_site/articulo/disputan-guerrero-hasta-14-carteles-pelean-por-territorios Zambada sube lo precios https://www.periodicocentral.mx/2020/nacional-seccion/item/6389-golpea-coronavirus-al-cartel-de-sinaloa-mayo-zambada-habria-ordenado-incrementar-precio-de-las-drogas-por-falta-de-suministros Lavabos Moviles https://www.24-horas.mx/2020/03/26/scouts-de-haiti-apoyan-con-lavabos-moviles/ Covid Moreno https://www.eluniverso.com/noticias/2020/03/23/nota/7792437/lenin-moreno-esta-cuarentena-despacha-su-oficina