Show overview
Here Comes The Guillotine has been publishing since 2024, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 150 episodes, alongside 2 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 110 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence, with the show now in its 2nd season.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 28 min and 56 min — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
There hasn’t been a new episode in the last ninety days; the most recent episode landed 4 months ago. The busiest year was 2025, with 87 episodes published. Published by Global.
From the publisher
Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more. Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection! It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way. For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: [email protected]
Latest Episodes
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S1 Ep 106The Final Best Of Episode
EThe final Best Of episode of Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...Thank you.
S1 Ep 105The Final Guillotine Episode
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this, the final episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Bible John, German Identity, and Alternative Superheroes...
S1 Ep 104Let’s Imagine The End of the World
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Sitcoms, language in comedy and Billy Connolly...
S1 Ep 103Takes a Village to Raise a Monster
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss falling over, Mediocrity and Love Island...
S1 Ep 102They Say Time is a Construct
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Barbie, Greenland and travelling to Canada...
S1 Ep 101Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 2
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...
S1 Ep 100Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 1
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...
S1 Ep 99The Cult of Individualism
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...
S1 Ep 98The Cha Cha Slide of Fascism
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...
S1 Ep 97Kindness, Sweat, Blood, Tears
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd some of the greatest footballers of all-time, Ken Loach films and the guys come up with the starting XI facing the Time Ra'...
S1 Ep 96Dry Ice, Disco Balls & Other Best Bits
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd reality TV, softs drinks and a selection of the best bits from the past couple of years...
S1 Ep 95The Clanging Funeral Bell
EPlease be aware that we are working on an issue with this episode. You can watch the full episode without issue on Global Player and YouTube.Thank you for your patience! This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Gen Z stare, siblings and pantos...
S1 Ep 94Don’t Go Spelunking!
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...
S1 Ep 93Get Out of This Place If You Still Can
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...
S1 Ep 92Being Alive Is Just a Miserable and Lonely Experience
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about interactions in the street, horror films and the guys read through some of your Mailbags...
S1 Ep 91Love Is a Truffle
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about racist friends, Highland Cows and red flags in relationships...
S1 Ep 90The Peruvian Death Demon
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Catholicism, Labour and The Twits...
S1 Ep 89Sanguine is Blood, Right?
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bigotry, children's stories and salmon...
S1 Ep 88One-Step Away Cuckoldry
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about cartoon characters, lesbians and astrophysics...
S1 Ep 87The Burning Bridges Episode
EThis podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about holiday activities, WWE and Spice Bags...