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Have Kids, They Said…

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

391 episodesENExplicit

Show overview

Have Kids, They Said… has been publishing since 2020, and across the 6 years since has built a catalogue of 391 episodes, alongside 3 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 270 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 37 min and 47 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Kids & Family show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 days ago, with 33 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2025, with 97 episodes published. Published by SiriusXM.

Episodes
391
Running
2020–2026 · 6y
Median length
42 min
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

Latest Episodes

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Frothy

May 12, 202640 min

Nips Up

May 7, 202636 min

Rub With Inentions

May 5, 202640 min

Bang It Out

Apr 30, 202641 min

Poop Gate

Apr 28, 202638 min

Three-Legged Race

Apr 23, 202631 min

Sugar T!ts and Daddy Eggs

Apr 21, 202635 min

Bi-Condiments

Apr 16, 202639 min

Really Scoopin' In There

Apr 14, 202636 min

Ep 376Giraffe Chiropractor

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On today's episode, Nicole and Rich talk about the height of Fergie, and it leads to karaoke tales. Some good 'ol avocado toast. Compliment etiquette, and Nicole is on the Nads. What's up with Leanne Rimes jaw? And giraffe chiropractors are a thing. Are you getting in at a pool party with the kids? Taylor Frankie Paul - should they still air it? Nicole is getting ready for the fam's DR trip. Rich has ANOTHER hibachi story. Make sure you share and subscribe to the pod! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Apr 2, 202640 min

Ep 375A Ruckus in the Coop

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On today's episode, Matt subs in. Listen in as you hear him and Nicole bicker and fall in love again. They are facing the next chapter of youth sports, and they are ready...maybe. Farmer Matt challenges Plant Daddy Rich for who has the better green thumb. Matt relives his run-in with a hawk. And being prepared. Nicole and Matt work through a fight from the weekend. The fight takes a detour with her eyebrow appointment. And it leads to the Ryan's vacation plans-no iPads???!! Be sure to rate, follow, all the things to help us grow this b!tch! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 31, 202630 min

Ep 374Cat Docking

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich recaps his Dominican Republic trip while Nicole admits she may have gone too far. They get into impossible boundaries, Dungeon Crawler Rich, and trying to find the right balance as a coach. There’s a firm stance on “you don’t own the lingo, kid,” plus a fresh round of Shower Thoughts to close it out. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also thinks they invented the slang. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 24, 202646 min

Ep 373Take It Like A Champ

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into vacation anxiety, the weird emotions when your kids move into the next chapter, and Matt somehow putting his foot in his mouth… again. They get into the awkwardness of those medical exams, debate whether Rich should get a spray tan, and talk about when it’s finally okay to splurge a little. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also overthinks vacations before they even start. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 19, 202631 min

Ep 372Bangers & Mash

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day tradition. They ask what type of family you really are and what that means for your day-to-day. Parker pops in with a few gripes about Nicole, and they admit that sometimes… You might quietly root against your kids. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who would absolutely pretend to like something just to avoid the drama. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 17, 202633 min

Ep 371Master P

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties, the anniversary of the Covid shutdown, and Nicole being completely overstimulated by life. Kids' haircuts are how much?! Rich has somehow amassed an alarming number of socks—leading to even more laundry tales. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend whose laundry pile is also quietly judging them. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 13, 202636 min

Ep 370Thrusting & Totes McGotes

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign for better sleep. Emmy has concerns about the leprechaun. Nicole has an awkward Heated Rivalry moment with Parker while Rich has the sweetest one with Emmy, and Matt manages to make Keegan cringe harder than ever. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who still complains about daylight savings. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 10, 202634 min

Ep 369Do You Wanna Strengthen My Pelvic Floor?

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social media. And the ongoing effort to actually make family dinners happen, then Nicole unleashes a full-blown vent fest. They debate the worst grammar mistakes, Nicole wrestles with a mean-girl moral question, while Rich is dealing with an ant invasion. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also has strong opinions about grammar… and a house currently losing a war to ants. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 5, 202642 min

Ep 368Don't Be A Potato

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite Dr. Seuss, talk about why taking a compliment feels so awkward, and try to crack the code on managing family schedules. “Hey Daddy” enters the chat, and Rich assigns Nicole a prank mission for Matt that could go very sideways. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also can’t just say “thank you” when someone gives them a compliment. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mar 3, 202639 min

Ep 367Where's the Punchline?

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes the best part, and Sara’s stress spiral over school merch. Nicole recaps snow day hellscape, and a story about an out-of-line dad. This week’s Shower Thoughts make an appearance, and Nicole is heading to Vegas for a WEEK… which feels aggressive. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this to the friend who would absolutely book Vegas. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 24, 202636 min

Ep 366It's A Sextinction

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a full investigation into why she’s falling apart, Benny is navigating some big emotions, and the conversation takes a turn into sextinction and frenemies. Listen now, subscribe, leave a review, and tell us—are we ready for video or are we absolutely not ready for video? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Feb 19, 202640 min
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