Hard Factor

On today’s episode…..Legal updates from New Zealand and Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli has been released from prison, Taylor Swift gets her doctorate from NYU for being famous, Ringling Brothers Circus is coming back and its sure to disappoint (00:20:10) , horny toads and other horny animals, another teacher is caught having sex with a student, but this one comes with a twist, more bills for crying at the doctors, a model gets a vibrator stuck in her butt, a Cambodian plant shaped like a penis (00:55:00), and finally a good old fashioned Texas manhunt (00:57:50) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:55) -Fun Fact: Serial killers at large (00:08:00) - Today’s Joke (00:08:45) - Update on New Zealand father son duo who cut off kids finger (00:10:25) - “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli has been released from prison (00:14:10) - Taylor Swift gets honorary doctorate from NYU (00:20:10) - Cream of the Crop: Ringling Brothers is bringing back their famous circus aftera a 5 year hiatus Horny Things (00:35:15) - Election update including an Aussie candidate that tackled a child (00:36:20) - A rundown of Horny Toads and other very horny things from the animal kingdom (00:43:10) - Another teacher faces sexual abuse charges after her husband turned her into the school for having sex with her student TikTok International Moment (00:47:45) - USA - Another patient is charged on her medical bill for crying at the doctors office (00:50:25) - UK- Model gets vibrator stuck in her butt (00:55:00) - Cambodia - Women can’t get enough of a plant shaped like a penis and are picking it to near extinction. Man Hunt (00:57:50) - Gonzalo Lopez is still on the loose in Texas after escaping from a prison bus, and we might have stumbled upon one of the greatest law enforcement personalities of all time! These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Stamps - Sign up with promo code HARDFACTOR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts https://stamps.com Titan - Check out Titan if you want to aim to become the smartest, wealthiest investor you’ve ever been. So head to https://titan.com/factor to get $50 when you invest with Titan. You MUST go to this URL Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's Hard Factor… Amber Heard's nightmare in court continues as her late night elevator rendezvous with James Franco is revealed in court as well as audio where she wants her penis sucked (00:24:10). Is Lionel Messi coming to the MLS as a player/coach/owner in Miami? (00:49:24). What you don’t want a cop to do when you call them to investigate a crime at your house (00:54:40). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:25) - A ‘Yellowstone’ and ‘1883’ spinoff, ‘1932’ starring Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford is coming (00:08:42) - MLB pitcher Matt Harvey is suspended 60 games for distributing drugs (00:11:44) - Ted Cruz won a Supreme Court case on campaign finance reform (00:15:44) - Who Wears the Pants? Democratic PA Senate primary winner John Fetterman suffered a stroke on election day and his wife is stepping in and taking over the campaign (00:24:10) - Cream of the Crop: Amber Heard and James Franco elevator to penthouse rendezvous video was released as was a colorful audio clip of Depp and Heard Lightning Round (00:32:05) - Garbage trucks are going up in flames in Mesa, Arizona (00:35:05) - Johnny Cash is peeing from a water tower in Arkansas (00:37:30) - Bad groom Daniel Carney sentenced for sexually assaulting bridesmaid(00:39:41) - Man in Japan gambles away $360,000 in wrongfully given covid relief funds TikTok International Moment (00:45:10) - Russia - All 850 McDonald’s are going bye bye in Russia (00:48:10) - Ukraine - Ukrainians have completely taken over their north easter city of Kharkiv and abandoned Mariupol to Russia (00:49:24) - Qatar - Lionel Messi currently of PSG was seen with David Beckham and rumors are he may be buying 35% of Miami’s MLS team and becoming a player coach in 2023 Beat Cop (00:54:40) - A San Jose police officer took the law and himself into his own hands and jerked off at a victim’s house These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Stamps - Sign up with promo code HARDFACTOR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts https://stamps.com Titan - Check out Titan if you want to aim to become the smartest, wealthiest investor you’ve ever been. So head to https://titan.com/factor to get $50 when you invest with Titan. You MUST go to this URL Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's Hard Factor… an Arby’s in Washington was literally selling piss milkshakes (00:20:56); Rage-On/Rajon Rondo in hot water for abiding family (00:12:12); Australia is having a Gollum election apparently (00:35:37); Ric Flair announces his last match EVER (00:48:39); and MUCH More… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:45) - Fun Fact: Fat Men’s Excellent Sexual Endurance (00:08:05) - Pedophile Jokes: what’s their favorite meal?? (00:09:16) - The Boys Season 3 and other GREAT TV coming out (00:12:12) - PGA PICKS!!! And Rage-On Rondo (00:17:17) - Laguna Woods Mass Shooting was a Hate Crime! This time against Taiwanese (00:20:56) - Cream of the Crop: Piss Milkshakes at Arby’s TikTok International Moment (00:35:37) - Australia - Election Madness + PREDICTIT Picks!!! The Nature Boy’s Last Call (00:48:39) - Ric Flair’s last match EVER - for real this time (00:56:10) - New eScooter race series launches in London These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Stamps - Sign up with promo code HARDFACTOR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts https://stamps.com Titan - Check out Titan if you want to aim to become the smartest, wealthiest investor you’ve ever been. So head to https://titan.com/factor to get $50 when you invest with Titan. You MUST go to this URL Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's Hard Factor… It was an ugly weekend in America with a number of mass shootings including a very disgusting grocery store shooting in Buffalo where 10 people were killed (00:06:20). Another massive problem has reared its head and it’s a pizza delivery driver shortage (00:18:14). In India wanna be grandparents have gotten a court to accept their case suing their son and daughter in law for not providing them with grandkids (01:00:35). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:54) - Fun Fact: The surface of the moon and moon dust smells like gunpowder (00:06:20) - Horrific tragic mass shooting in Buffalo grocery store and other shootings this weekend (00:14:25) - Scientists have successfully grown plants on moon soil for the first time ever (00:16:03) - Several people were trampled at the Lovers and Friends Festival in Las Vegas (00:18:14) - Cream of the Crop: There is a shortage of pizza delivery drivers now Pat's Media Corner (00:32:17) - Nick Fuentes, who is a white nationalist says that men dating women is gay, but incels like him that don’t date women ever are extremely heterosexual (00:37:31) - Jason Mamoa gave a shirtless apology to Italians for photographing the Sistine Chapel (00:42:12) - No one wants to work with Vin Diesel on the Fast & Furious X TikTok International Moment (00:51:15) - Thailand - the first Asian country to recreationally legalize marijuana is offering a million free cannabis plants on 6/9 (00:56:40) - Black Hole News: Are Putin and Xi both dying? Want to hear a black hole? (00:59:20) - Slovakia - The air car is now air worthy in the EU + NATO Expansion (01:00:35) - India - Parents are suing their son for not giving them grandchildren These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Stamps - Sign up with promo code HARDFACTOR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts https://stamps.com Titan - Check out Titan if you want to aim to become the smartest, wealthiest investor you’ve ever been. So head to https://titan.com/factor to get $50 when you invest with Titan. You MUST go to this URL Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's Hard Factor… Calling men “bald” is now considered sexual harassment in the UK (00:10:25) , man who tipped off U.S. Marshalls to Casey and Vicky White still hasnt been paid, Resident Evil trailer dropped and not everyone gets it, Greg Norman suffers another loss, researchers have discovered the cause of sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) (00:24:45), companies are screwing consumers with “shrinkflation” (00:35:43) , India is so hot birds are dropping from the sky (00:46:05) , sinkhole in China reveals beautiful ancient forest, & voicemails and reviews (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:30) - Fun Fact: Strands of hair and hair loss (00:09:50) - Joke Of The Day (00:10:25) - Calling men “bald” now considered sexual harassment in the UK (00:13:20) - Man who tipped off authorities to Vicky & Casey White still hasn’t gotten his reward money (00:15:40) - Resident Evil Trailer dropped and some people express their displeasure (00:20:40) - Greg Norman puts his fut in mouth over the new Saudi Golf League (00:24:45) - Researches from Australia have finally pinpointed what causes Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) (00:35:43) - Pat tell us about “Shrinkflation” and how companies are screwing consumers by offering less AND charging more TikTok International Moment (00:46:05) - India - Its so hot and dry birds are falling out of the sky and dying (00:51:00) - China - Huge sinkhole reveals ancient forest with 120 foot trees (00:54:50) - Georgia USA - Bonus Dog sinkhole Voicemails & Reviews (00:59:55) - Aussie Man commits coolest crime possible - Sex on the Run. These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Noom Mood - Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://Noom.com/FACTOR Sunday - Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://GetSunday.com/Factor Fast Growing Trees - Go to https://FastGrowingTrees/FACTOR right now, and you’ll get 15% off your entire order BirdDogs- Go to https://www.birddogs.com/ enter code “HardNews” at checkout for a free Yeti Tumbler and the best shorts in the world! Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's Hard Factor… Britney Spears and Hillary Duff are saving everyone’s social media feed with their bodies (00:10:25); Mother’s Day XBox Violence in Kentucky (00:31:45); Deadly Thai Sex Cults (the best kind) (00:44:23); Atlantis finally found (01:02:31); and Much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:50) - Fun Fact: In Case of Attack - Sharks are Susceptible to Eye Gouges and Fishhooks to the Gills + More… (00:09:33) - Jersey Shore Terrorized by 1000 Lbs. Great White Shark (00:10:25) - Brittney Spears and Hillary Duff in the Buff (00:18:29) - Tom Brady get Record Breaking Press Deal with Fox Sports (00:19:24) - Elon says He’s Not for Permanent Bans on Twitter, Including for Trump (00:23:50) - Young Thug and 27 Others Arrested on Gang Charges in Georgia Mother’s Day XBox Massacre (00:31:45) - Kentucky Man Shoots Mother Over XBox Controller on Mother's Day TikTok International Moment (00:44:23) - Thailand - Cult Guy Thawee gets Caught After Killing Almost Half of his Sex Cult (00:51:51) - International Waters - Cruise Couple Commits to Life on Sea The Lost City of Atlantis (01:00:01) - Lost Facts from the Last Few Coffees… (01:02:31) - The lost city of Atlantis was ALMOST found by a very excited and soft spoken group of scientists These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Noom Mood - Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://Noom.com/FACTOR Sunday - Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://GetSunday.com/Factor Fast Growing Trees - Go to https://FastGrowingTrees/FACTOR right now, and you’ll get 15% off your entire order Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On todays’s Hard Factor….Markets are crashing and crypto is not looking great, bear and otter season is upon us (00:12:20), The Whites, Casey and Vicky, are apprehended in Indiana after a car chase (00:14:40), a mother and son couple from Michigan say their relationship is not incest, but rather a phenomenon called GSA (00:29:00), a kid in Brazil is born during a Metallica concert, update on the Queen’s health, the elections in the Philippines turn deadly at polling stations (00:44:00), a woman blames her IBS on swerving and killing two cyclists (00:50:05) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:35) - Fun Fact: Hunter’s laptop password was “analfuck69” & OJ Simposon pizza delivery record (00:10:20) - Markets are crashing and crypto is DOWN (00:12:20) - Bear season converation (00:14:40) - The Whites, Casey and Vicky, are in custody after a car chase in Indiana (00:29:00) - A new phenomenon, GSA, is making incestual couples feel a lot more normal, including one mother and son who can’t keep their hands off each other. TikTok International Moment (00:39:25) - Brazil - Kid born during Metallica concert during encore of Enter Sandman (00:42:15) - UK - Update on the Queen’s health (00:44:00) - Philippines - Presidential election gets deadly as grenades and shootings happen at polling stations (00:50:05) - Two cyclists were killed by a woman who claims an uncontrollable bowel movement caused her to swerve into a bike lane, striking the men These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Noom Mood - Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://Noom.com/FACTOR Sunday - Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://GetSunday.com/Factor Fast Growing Trees - Go to https://FastGrowingTrees/FACTOR right now, and you’ll get 15% off your entire order Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday and god has given us a sign for which horse to put our chips behind: Tiz the Bomb. He might not be the smartest, but dammit that special guy is going to run the race like dinner is depending on it (00:22:30). Also updates from the Herd/Depp trial, an Austin woman discovers a 2,000 year old marble bust at a Goodwill, and New Zealand gangsters take a teenage thief's finger. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:50) - Fun Fact: Bet you can’t name a word that rhymes with this (00:09:48) - Jen Psaki swaps with Karine Jean-Pierre as WH Press Secretary (00:12:24) - Madison Cawthorn seems like a fun guy (00:19:12) - Amber Heard Take the Stand (00:22:30) - #1 - Kentucky Derby This Weekend, our Money is on Tiz (00:26:27) - Priceless 2,000 year old statue found in Austin Goodwill TikTok International Moment (00:36:27) - New Zealand - Men cut off teen burglars finger (00:47:50) - England - Flight forced to turn back because co-pilot was a slacker (00:51:59) - Top 5 Listener Voicemails of the Week These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harrys - First-time Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/HARDFACTOR First Person - Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to https://getfirstperson.com/hardfactor and use code hardfactor Bird Dogs - Go to https://www.birddogs.com, enter promo code “HARDNEWS” and they’ll throw in a free Birddogs Yeti Tumbler. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Cinco de Mayo!! On today’s episode a shocking Supreme Court decision you won’t believe, The FED raises interest rates to battle inflation, NASA is sending nudes to aliens (00:19:25), Dave Chappelle is attacked on stage, President Biden has biggest gaffe to date (00:35:15), man who grew penis on arm finally has it attached to where it should be (00:49:05) & Ray J drops a truth BOMBSHELL about the infamous sex tape with Kim Kardashian (01:01:50) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:45) - Fun Fact: Death Erections (00:08:40) - Joke Of The Day (00:10:20) - Shocking Supreme Court Decision You Won’t Believe & Elizabeth Warren was not happy! (00:10:50) - UPDATE RIP To 16 Year Old Kailia Posey, former star of “Toddlers & Tiaras” and famous gif face (00:12:05) - The FED raises interest rates for the first time since 2018 (00:19:25) - NASA is going to send pictures of naked men adn women into space to attract aliens (00:25:50) - CREAM OF THE CROP - Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage at Hollywood Bowl Biden’ Time (00:35:15) - Update on what President Joe Biden as been up to including some horrible hires and perhaps his biggest gaffe to date!! TikTok International Moment (00:49:05) - UK - Man who grew penis on his arm finally has it placed back to where penises normally are (01:01:50) - HUGE BOMBSHELL Update on the Kim Kardashian & Ray J sex tape and how it was released These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harrys - First-time Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/HARDFACTOR First Person - Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to https://getfirstperson.com/hardfactor and use code hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, we start with some fun facts and jokes about abortion, Kailia Posey of Toddlers & Tiaras passes away at the age of 16, Supreme Court set to overturn Roe and let states decide what to do with abortion laws, plus a man climbs the Salesforce Tower in San Fransisco and his stance may shock you (00:10:43), Pat gives an update on fugitives Vicky and Casey White (00:35:43), Power Rankins revealed, Japanese home for the disabled is a house of horrors (00:51:00) Putin flying his doomsday plane, Bongbong Marcos poised to take over Philippines, and finally new Met-averse sex tech revealed (01:01:30) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:45) - Fun Fact: Abortion (00:06:50) - Jokes about Abortion (00:07:50) - RIP To 16 Year Old Kailia Posey, former star of “Toddlers & Tiaras” and famous gif face (00:10:43) - ABORTION & SCOTUS & Man climbs Salesforce Tower In San Francisco White Watch Day 6 (00:35:43) - Update On Alabama corrections officer Vicky White and killer Casey White, who are still on the run TikTok International Moment (00:48:55) Updated Power Rankings (00:51:00) - Japan - Bad things happening in a Japanese home for the disabled (00:55:00) - Russia - Putin is flying his doomsday plane over Russia in case he needs to drop some nukes and avoid an attack (00:56:25) - Bongbong Marcos poised to take over The Philippines and reinstate his families reign of terror (01:01:30) - New technology could soon let you feel kisses and other sensations on your real lips while making out and doing other stuff in the Metaverse!! These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harrys - First-time Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/HARDFACTOR First Person - Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to https://getfirstperson.com/hardfactor and use code hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Russian Forein Minister Sergei Lavrov makes insane statement on Italian TV that Zelensky is a Nazi, and that Hitler was actually a jew… all while Putin gets ready for major cancer surgery and everyone around the globe is getting even more tired of him, than they already were (00:52:50), and Much More… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:13) - Fun Fact: ¼ Bones are in your Feet + Aggressive Football Coaches! (00:07:10) - Newest Splash Brother Jordan Poole was Destined to Get Wet (00:11:11) - Trump GA Grand Jury Update, and Germany Gets Tough on Russian Oil (00:13:31) - RIP Naomi Judd (00:15:03) - Come Hang with Kate Spade!! Whoops… (00:18:24) - Truckers make some spills… for thrills? (00:24:35) - Cream of the Crop: Vickie White Added to the Manhunt for Casey White - AKA “Ogre Rodgers” AKA “John Spiral Hamm” Sauce Murders on the Rise (00:33:25) - An alarming 2022 trend of murders and attempted murders over restaurant suaces is rering its ugly head again, this time in NYC TikTok International Moment (00:46:25) - England - MP Neil Parish resigns over watching porn in Parliament (00:52:50) - Russia - Lavrov tries to Explain that Jews are Nazis, and Vlad Putin is Free Falling Down the World Power Rankings These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harrys - First-time Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/HARDFACTOR First Person - Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to https://getfirstperson.com/hardfactor and use code hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tired of discriminatory practices in the dating world and at work, more and more Short Kings are getting elective limb lengthening surgery which can add up to 3.14 inches in height. However the surgery is pricey and painful (00:21:25) Also the worst organized Juneteenth celebration of all time, a massive sausage factory fire in the UK, and a VA squatter speaks out. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:59) - #3 - Three Future Meteorologists Tragically Killed Chasing Storms (00:11:59) - #2 - Corrections Officer Flees with Inmate With Same Last Name (00:21:25) - #1 - Short Kings are Getting Limb Lengthening Surgery - Fed up Not Getting Rim (00:35:12) - Juneteenth Celebration Canceled Because of All White Hosts TikTok International Moment (00:45:25) - UK - Massive Sausage Factory Fire, Conspiracy? (00:50:35) - South America - Whale vs. Human War Update (00:54:00) - Mars - Insane Footage of Wreckage from Perseverance Landing (00:56:27) - Woman Squatting in Recently Sold VA Home Speaks Out These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harrys - First-time Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/HARDFACTOR First Person - Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to https://getfirstperson.com/hardfactor and use code hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s episode contains the world’s oldest woman has died, the Supreme Court is hearing a case about football prayer, Harvard is found to be the most racist place in America? (00:20:45) Liberal news personalities are losing their minds about Elon Musk, Amber Heard VS Johnny Depp is heating up again (00:34:19) , a Brazilian man with too many wive and too many butts, & a woman is honored for cooking over one million steaks (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:08) - Fun Fact: A Pitbulls bite is comparable to that of a shark! (00:09:50) - The world’s oldest living person has died in Japan at the age of 119 (00:13:34) - The Supreme Court is going to determine whether an assistant football coach can pray with his players after games (00:20:45) - Cream of the Crop: Harvard is perhaps the most racist institution still standing, even after countless of other monuments representing oppression have been torn down! Lost Mind Corner (00:31:40) - MSNBC personality Ari Melber owns himself talking about Elon buying twitter and what that will mean for politics (00:34:19) BIG Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Turd Update with several hilarious clips TikTok International Moment (00:44:04) - A Brazilian model has himself a problem we all would probably like to have…too many butts and too many wives to have sex with! Feel Good Story (00:54:25) - A woman is honored and given a $5,000 check for grilling One Million steaks over 20 years at Longhorn Steakhouse These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: TITAN - head to http://titan.com/factor to get $50 when you invest with Titan. You MUST go to this URL or you WILL NOT get that $50 - Expert Group Investing Made Affordable Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s episode brings you some big beefy news stories. First up Elon Musk straight up bought Twitter for between 44 and 45 million dollars (00:16:53). Another billionaire, the evil dictator from Russia, Vladimir Putin has people questioning his health from recent video analysis (00:25:55) . If you are lucky enough to be at Westminster College in Salt Lake City we have the course for you (00:55:36). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:07) - Fun Fact(s): 1) the term “hands down” comes from horse jockeys winning horse racing by a large distance 2) Dolphins can call each other by their names 3) Sperm whales are the loudest animals on earth (00:10:10) - Trumpdate: Donald was held in contempt of court on Monday. Also 2,300 text messages to his chief of staff Mark Meadows, related to the election and Jan 6th were released (00:16:53) - Elon Musk officially bought Twitter for 44 or 45 billion dollars and is the new owner (00:25:55) - Cream of the Crop: There are a lot of videos of Vladimir Putin that have people thinking he has serious physical afflictions Did He Learn Nothing from Kramer? (00:33:25) - Alex Jones’ lawyer Norman Pattis moonlights as a stand up comedian and his most recent performance had him in hot water for using the N word in his act TikTok International Moment (00:43:50) - India - Someone tried to smuggle gold glued under a wig and stuffed up their butt (00:47:30) - Australia - A very attractive former teacher is getting out of jail for statutory sexual assault of her teenage student (00:50:27) - China/Wuhan - They are studying spider sex in Wuhan China now The Best College Course of All Time (00:55:36) - A liberal arts college Westminster College in Salt Lake City, is offering a hardcore pornography film class These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: TITAN - head to http://titan.com/factor to get $50 when you invest with Titan. You MUST go to this URL or you WILL NOT get that $50 - Expert Group Investing Made Affordable Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s episode features a California woman who got stuck in a Washington State outhouse by trying to retrieve her phone (00:48:48), Elon dunking on Bill Gates’ pregnant man emoji look (00:25:20), and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:08:25) - Fun Fact: Kaneh Bosem is Hebrew for Cannabis (00:10:38) - #Caturday, Orthodox Easter, and KFC Twitter (00:12:26) - Sports: Tyson Fury “Retires” on Top, Pulisic, and the Nets… (00:16:28) - Political RIPs: Orin Hatch and the Fire Guy in front of SCOTUS (00:18:55) - Black Mayor in Livingston, Tennessee Declares April Confederate History Month (00:21:35) - Madison Cawthorn in Drag; Macron in Command (00:25:20) - Cream of the Crop: Elon Says Bill Gates Looks like the Pregnant Man Emoji TikTok International Moment (00:34:40) - Japan - Tourist Boat goes Missing in Rough Seas… In Whale infested waters… (00:37:54) - China - Citizens wiseley, or unwisely, save a giant sperm whales life on the beach (00:42:03) - UK - “Freaky Hoodie” a man with Eyeball tattoos and a full body sleeve, no longer allowed to teach kids under 6 A Shitty Situation (00:48:48) - Cali Woman saved from falling face first into “vault toilet” in Washington while truing to retrieve her dropped phone These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: TITAN - head to http://titan.com/factor to get $50 when you invest with Titan. You MUST go to this URL or you WILL NOT get that $50 - Expert Group Investing Made Affordable Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Iron Mike Tyson showed a drunken millennial Florida Man what happens when you mess with Kid Dynamite on a JetBlue flight on Wednesday night. The hammered man would not stop provoking Tyson and left Mike no choice but to give him a free sample (00:24:20) Also Donald Trump and Piers Morgan go at it, and Elon Musk announces his next big product will be a robot butler that you can easily beat up. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:58) - Fun Fact: This Famous Ruler Was Buried Alive (00:10:07) - A Joke From Wes (00:11:46) - A Confession in the Queens Duffle bag Murder (00:15:50) - Piers Morgan vs Donald Trump Interview (00:24:20) - #1 - Jet Black & Blue: Mike Tyson Fights First Class Jerk (00:38:41) - Elon’s World - Musk’s Next Big Idea… Robot Butlers You Can Beat Up TikTok International Moment (00:48:54) - Ukraine - Meet Patron the Ukrainian Bomb Sniffing Dog (00:56:50) - Sweden/China - China Offers Swede Advice on Muslim Community Relations (01:05:00) - Listener Voicemails and 5 Star Reviews These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Bird Dogs - Go to https://birddogs.com, enter promo code “HARDNEWS” and they’ll throw in a free Birddogs Yeti Tumbler. Sunday - Take care of your lawn. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit http://getsunday.com/factor Noom - Take care of your mental wellness. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at http://noom.com/factor Stamps - Go to http://stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page enter code Hardfactor for a 4 week free trial, free postage and a digital scale. Stop waiting at the post office. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The televised Johnny Depp trial is incredible and fully televised don’t miss it (00:20:35). A gruesome murder mystery of a mother Orsolya Gaal from Queens is getting a lot of media attention (00:35:05). Find out which countries has the largest penis size on average (00:44:15). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:55) - Fun Fact: It’s big word day and the longest word in the English dictionary is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (00:06:28) - ASAP Rocky was arrested at LAX after getting back from vacation on a shooting charge (00:11:17) - Top tier NFL WR Deebo Samuel is asking for a trade from the San Francisco 49ers (00:16:09) - The humans vs whales war has begun. Another dolphin was murdered and a pack of super large orcas led by 5 males and a unique female was found in Australia (00:20:35) - Cream of the Crop: The Johnny Depp trial has been wild and televised. It’s appointment television Queens Murder Mystery (00:35:05) - 51 year old mother of two was stabbed 58 times and stuffed in a hockey bag and left near her home in Queens, NY and her killer is still at large TikTok International Moment (00:44:15) - Global survey - Find out which country has the biggest penis size on average (00:56:20) - Brazil - A young man with two penises had surgery and the larger was removed Trouble on Planes Again You Say? (01:05:28) - A 24 year old woman who was getting kicked off a plane ran to the front opened the door, popped the slide, slid down it and ran across the tarmac These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Take care of your lawn. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit http://getsunday.com/factor Noom - Take care of your mental wellness. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at http://noom.com/factor Stamps - Go to http://stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page enter code Hardfactor for a 4 week free trial, free postage and a digital scale. Stop waiting at the post office. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is a growing movement of small chested women publicly hating on women with “big naturals” and our own @HardFactorWes blows the top off this alarming trend (00:34:20). Also, Taylor Lorenz doxxed someone again, Texas Troopers are being unfairly discriminated against because of their waistlines, and a UK study that finally answers an age old question. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:50) - A Cannabis Fact in Celebration of 420 Trending Topics of the Day (00:08:57) - Thor Trailer (00:11:00) - Johnny Depp Trial Continues (00:14:27) - Ezra Miller Arrested Again (00:15:44) - Netflix Stock Tanks (00:17:19) - The Return of the Mexican Pizza (00:19:28) - NBA New Star Jordan Poole Cream of the Crop (00:22:05) - Dark MAGA/Libs of TikTok and Taylor Lorenz Big Naturals Day (00:34:20) - Wes Addresses ‘Prejudice against big naturals’ TikTok International Moment (00:44:00) - Japan - Newly Invented Eclectic Chopsticks Make Food Taste Saltier (00:51:17) - UK - A Study Cracks Why Farts Smell Worse in the Shower Texas State Troopers Trim the Fat (00:58:00) - TX Implements Prejudice Waistline Requirements for State Troopers These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Take care of your lawn. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit http://getsunday.com/factor Noom - Take care of your mental wellness. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at http://noom.com/factor Stamps - Go to http://stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page enter code Hardfactor for a 4 week free trial, free postage and a digital scale. Stop waiting at the post office. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s show… MASSIVE trends like “Dick Fight Island”, Mask Mandates, Info Wars, and more in the Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:24); RideShare Masturbator (00:27:45); Ancient French Sarcophagus made of Metal to Be Unsealed (00:47:45); and more horny criminals at schools and porn shops in the final Money Shot (00:52:53); and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:35) - Fun Facts About Math on Humorous Day (00:06:24) - MASSIVE Trend on Twitter “Dick Fight Island” (00:09:53) - Federal Judge Cancels the Federal Mask Mandate on Planes (00:11:15) - Alex Jones Loses Lawsuit about Sandy Hook, but will Likely Not Pay Much (00:17:57) - Madison Cawthorn under MASSIVE pressure from all sides during Midterm Season RideShare Masturbator (00:28:53) - A Cali Man was so horny he tried to get with his Uber driver in the afternoon TikTok International Moment (00:40:10) - China - “Big White” China’s hazmat suited Covid police get caught tripping themselves on their hoverboards (00:43:10) - ISS (Space) - Russian Cosmonauts install a new robotic arm, SpaceX keeps smashing shuttle records, Dr. Josef can “Holoport” to the station, and the SpinLaunch space cannon (00:47:45) - France - An ancient sealed Lead Sarcophagus has been found under the ashes at Notre Dame and they’re going to open it for some reason… Money Shot (00:52:53) - Teacher accidentally plays porn on classroom projector, and Wes can relate…. (00:59:22) - Couple’s stash of Guinea Pigs dumped behind the porn store in West Virginia These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Take care of your lawn. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit http://getsunday.com/factor Noom - Take care of your mental wellness. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at http://noom.com/factor Stamps - Go to http://stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page enter code Hardfactor for a 4 week free trial, free postage and a digital scale. Stop waiting at the post office. Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s show…The Florida Department of Education has rejected 41% of all math books for having CRT, common core and social emotional learning (00:17:30). A parent at an Austin elementary school dressed up like the Easter Bunny and handed out condoms to kids (00:13:05). A five year old girl brought mini bottles of Jose Cuervo pre-made margaritas to school and told her classmates that drank them, they were juice bottles (00:38:45). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:08:35) - Fun Fact: Pysanky is the Ukrainian celebration of decorating Easter eggs (00:13:05) - A parent at a Austin elementary school dressed up like the Easter Bunny and handed out condoms to kids (00:17:30) - The Florida Department of Education has rejected 41% of all math books for having CRT, common core and social emotional learning (00:20:33) - The NBA playoffs round 1 game 1s have begun (00:22:45) - Cream of the Crop: 19 year old Connerjack Oswalt a young man with autism was found three years after he was declared missing by his family, several states away Surprise, You’re Fired (00:27:45) - An anxious man who begged not to have a surprise party for his bday, was fired from for how he reacted to the party, has successfully won a lawsuit against his former company Cool Kids Pushing the Limits at School (00:38:45) - A five year old girl brought mini bottles of Jose Cuervo pre made margaritas to school and told her classmates that drank them, they were juice bottles TikTok International Moment (00:50:17) - India - Four men were arrested for raping a lizard and other animals (00:58:20) - UK - Prime Minister Boris Johnson is sending illegal immigrants arriving from the English Channel to Rwanda and he was also banned from entering Russia by Putin These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Take care of your lawn. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit http://getsunday.com/factor Noom - Take care of your mental wellness. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at http://noom.com/factor Stamps - Go to http://stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page enter code Hardfactor for a 4 week free trial, free postage and a digital scale. Stop waiting at the post office. Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s show…Elon Musk is attempting to buy 100 percent stake in Twitter with a cash offer and it’s causing quite the stir (00:15:45). ‘Human Satan’ cut both of his ears off to signify the end of the mask mandates in Brazil (00:31:30). The fourth ever Latitude Margaritaville retirement home is coming to Austin Texas (00:43:09). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:15) - Fun Fact: Sharks used to be called sea dogs or tiburons but the Dutch word sherk for villain changed that to schurk (00:06:40) - 88 year old senator Dianne Feinstein’s memory is rapidly deteriorating according to those close to her (00:07:40) - Ed Buck got 30 years in prison for having homeless men over that did his drugs and died in his home (00:08:03) - Tennessee state senator Frank Niceley said that Hitler was once homeless so surely any homeless person can aspire to become a Hilter (00:10:37) - Putin keeps accusing Ukraine of being the aggressors of the war and we aren’t buying it; Finland is thinking about joining NATO and a Russian warship the Moskva was sunk (00:15:45) - Cream of the Crop: Elon Musk is attempting to buy 100 percent stake in Twitter with a cash offer and it’s causing quite the stir TikTok International Moment (00:31:30) - Brazil - ‘Human Satan’ a body modifier has cut off both his ears to signify the end of the mask mandate (00:35:40) - Florida - A man was arrested for driving 112 mph to impress his girlfriend (00:39:25) - Florida - A man was arrested with guns, drugs and alligators in his truck Wasting Away Again … (00:43:09) - Austin Texas has become the fourth location for Jimmy Buffet Margaretaville Latitudes retirement community (00:51:17) - Listener voicemails and reviews These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Worry Less and Be Happier - Go to http://noom.com/factor to sign up for your trial of their Mental Wellness Coaching app Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s show… Governor Abbott has sent his first shipment of immigrants to Washington DC (00:23:15), Druski in trouble for comedy sketch making fun of creepers, Johnny Depp back in court, Scottish prisoner identifies as baby, man collapses lung masturbating, man cooks his friends tacos made from his amputated foot (00:57:00), Florida man pretends to be DEA to get free Wendy’s, plus more... (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:02:30) - In Memory Of Our Friend Daniel Sahad, Lead Singer Of The Band Nané & All Around Fantastic Human Being, May He Rest In Peace (00:08:20) - Fun Fact: Dolphins Are Only Marine Animals That Passed The Mirror Self Awareness Test (00:08:20) - Trending Mentions: Sherri Papini has plead guilty to leaving family to have sex with her ex, Stranger Things Season 4 Trailer (00:11:24) - Brooklyn Shooter Update (00:13:00) - Huge Sports Update, Including MLB, NFL and Soccer (00:22:35) - Extreme Weather Update (00:23:15) - Governor Greg Abbott’s first shipment of immigrants arrived in Washington D.C. (00:28:30) - Cream of the Crop: Comedian Druski under fire for risky sketch comedy video Johnny Depp at it Again! (00:36:45) - Johnny Depp back in court to embarrassingly defend himself against Amber Heard TikTok International Moment (00:45:30) - Scotland- Prisoner and convicted murdered has transitioned yet again inside prison, this time to a baby (00:53:32) - Switzerland - A man collapsed his lung masturbating Which One's Worse? (00:57:00) - Man cooks his friends tacos made from his amputated foot (01:03:00) - Florida Man pretends to be DEA to get free Wendy’s These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Worry Less and Be Happier - Go to http://noom.com/factor to sign up for your trial of their Mental Wellness Coaching app Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s pod covers the latest Inflation numbers, which suck (00:10:19), angry dolphins (00:22:10), Magic Mushrooms beating out antidepressants (00:40:32), Elon’s World (00:46:08) and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:42) - Fun Fact: Shorter Penises Grow More for Erection Than Longer Ones (00:08:20) - RIP to All Time Joke Man - Gilbert Gottfried (00:10:19) - Inflation Hits ANOTHER 40-Year High, Especially in the Sky and Subway (00:16:53) - Brooklyn Subway Station Hit with Domestic Terrorism Act (00:22:10) - Cream of the Crop: Dolphins are Preparing for War with Humans?? TikTok International Moment (00:33:42) - Brazilian Man Shoves 4 Lbs. “Weight” in Butt, Needs Help to Get it Out (00:40:32) - German Study Demonstrates Effective Results when Treating Depression and Alcohol with Magic Mushrooms Elon’s World: Hot Seat Edition (00:46:08) - Hot Seat: Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal (00:54:52) - Hot Seat (Not Elon Related): Dan Snyder (00:57:08) - Hot Seat (Finally): South Dakota AG Jason Ravnsborg These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Worry Less and Be Happier - Go to http://noom.com/factor to sign up for your trial of their Mental Wellness Coaching app Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4/12/22: Essayist on Husband Killing on Trial for Killing Husband, Shocking Your Dick Into Better Sex, and Covid/Putin Planning a Comeback Today’s pod features some sad news to start the show, but also good vibes from the Florida trip and tons of insane news, like a woman in Oregon on trial for killing her husband 7 years after writing an essay about it (00:56:03), a Shocking new study about premature ejaculation out of Lebanon (00:45:233), Covid being a dick still (00:19:48), AND Putin also being a dick still (00:27:11), and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:20) - Fun Fact: Napoleon was scared of rabbits + Sex jokes (00:08:49) - Holidays: Ben and Jerry’s Cancels Free Cone Day + Yuri’s Night (00:13:29) - Dwayne Haskins Tragically Killed by Dumptruck on South Florida Highway (00:15:30) - Scottie Scheffler Wins Master’s on 4/6 Start Win Streak + John Daly and Hooters (00:19:48) - Covid is Making a Comeback in China and Philly (00:27:11) - Russia Appoints New General to Oversee Next Phase of Ukraine Invasion TikTok International Moment (00:36:10) - International Waters - Giant Sea Spiders Caught on Camera Having Disgusting Sex for Frist Time (00:40:37) - In-Flight Entertainment - Macron vs. LePen Part Deux, Boris’s Big Cock, Yuri’s Show, and Indian Town has Entire Bridge Stolen (00:45:23) - Lebanon - Doctor’s Shock Man’s Penis into Less Premature Ejaculation Lightning Round (00:53:50) - Man with Sword Cane Gets Caught at Massachusetts TSA (00:56:03) - Oregon Woman who Wrote Essay on Murdering Her Husband 7 Years before going on trial for… Murdering Her Husband (01:00:06) - Javelina Pig in Arizona breaks into Car and Steals Cheetos while Destroying Car These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Worry Less and Be Happier - Go to http://noom.com/factor to sign up for your trial of their Mental Wellness Coaching app Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode… A Patreon Preview Of Hard Factor's Exclusive Deep Dives. In our "Pop The Clutch" Tier on Patreon.com/HardFactor you will get not only One Florida Man Friday Show Per Week, you will also get One Deep Dive per week where we dive so deep into different people, topics and recommendations made by you in the discord. Sign Up Today for a full year and get some free merch! Fast Growing Trees - http://FastGrowingTrees.com/FACTOR for 15% off Entire Order of Beautiful Ready to Plant Trees Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s Florida Man Friday we discuss a horny teacher who was grabbing asses in class (00:14:17), Panama City Beach Man tries to eat and flush his massive supply of Fentanyl (00:50:10), and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:00:36) - A Discussion About the Potency of Florida Men and Facial Hair Styles 6-Pack of Florida Man Stories (00:14:17) - New Port Richey - Culinary Arts Teacher Raymond James Webb got caught slapping asses and making students lube up too many sausages in class… (00:25:55) - Port Richey - Driving Instructor Hudson’s Gregory Sorensen got busted for a DUI in his “Student Driver” car with a BAC over .20! (00:34:26) - Florida Woman awarded over $5 Million for Wrongful Impregnation from a Vermont Doctor Using his Own Sperm (00:41:58) - Marion County Walmart - Incredible Tazing Video of Meth’d Up Woman Wielding Knife (00:50:10) - Panama City Beach - 50 Year-old Fentanyl Dealer Steven Michael Haley Arrested While Trying to Eat and Flush Drugs (00:55:08) - Miami Gardens - JV “Catwoman” Attempts to Rob Bulletproof Store at Gunpoint These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harry’s - New Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set. You get a five-blade razor, a weighted handle, foaming shave gel with aloe, and a travel cover to protect your blades when you’re on the go. That’s a $13 value for just $3. http://Harrys.com/HARDFACTOR to try Harry’s today. Caliper CBD - Get flavorless with Caliper CBD! Get 20% off your first order with promo code FACTOR at http://trycaliper.com/FACTOR. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wind energy company ESI has killed over 150 bald eagles and doesn’t seem to apologetic about it (00:22:30). The Pentagon released 1,500 pages of “secret alien data” and it includes reports of fairies, trolls, ghosts and yetis too (00:35:38). If you get in touch with Florida attorney Anthony Russo you can get in on a class action lawsuit saying Burger King has deceived you with making their burgers too large in ads (00:55:55). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:30) - Fun Fact - The American Bald Eagle holds the record for largest nest (00:05:55) - Holidays - International Beaver Day (00:06:05) - Matt Gaetz voted no on a bill to cap the cost of insulin because fatties can lose weight (00:09:11) - Joe Rogan is not dead but Newsweek got tricked by a fake tweet saying he was (00:14:11) - The Sacramento shootings were gang violence and one of the main culprits went live just before the shooting showing off his guns (00:22:30) - #1 - There is a wind turbine company that ESI that has killed over 150 bald eagles Updates and Newdates (00:31:23) - The eledrly couple missing in the NV desert for 10 days was found stuck on Silver peak. The man passed away and the woman was airlifted to the hospital (00:32:55) - Microplastics have been found in the majority of people tested’s lungs (00:33:42) - Hive Member and horse vet the Batman who booby trapped his truck to catch criminals in New Orleans has gone viral and the police have caught the robber (00:35:38) - The Pentagon released 1,500 pages of secret alien info and it might be a troll TikTok International Moment (00:46:40) - UK/Antarctica - A UK owned post office in Antarctica is hiring (00:51:02) - South Africa - Man hitches ride on fuel tanker bumper in shopping cart The King of Fast Food Scams (00:55:55) - There is a new class action lawsuit against Burger King for false advertising the size of their Whoppers These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harry’s - New Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set. You get a five-blade razor, a weighted handle, foaming shave gel with aloe, and a travel cover to protect your blades when you’re on the go. That’s a $13 value for just $3. http://Harrys.com/HARDFACTOR to try Harry’s today. Caliper CBD - Get flavorless with Caliper CBD! Get 20% off your first order with promo code FACTOR at http://trycaliper.com/FACTOR. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An interesting take on a wake took place for a deceased rapper Goonew in a nightclub in DC Club Bliss (00:26:49). A 33 year old female Estonian claims she has mastered the art of being able to give herself long intense orgasms with her mind (00:38:05). JetBlue is trying to buy Spirit; Boeing is having issues with the new Air Force One deliveries (00:16:31). The USS Kearsarge naval warship reported a UAP sighting during a training exercise and the story is intense (00:57:10) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:004:01) - Fun Fact - The 16 point deficit in the 2022 NCAAM championship game that Kansas came back from was the most ever (00:04:45) - Holidays - Army Day, National Student Athlete Day (00:07:39) - Tiger Woods says he will play in this years Masters (00:09:36) - Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy told the UN Security Council on Tuesday that Russia is purposefully killing civilians and taking pleasure in war crimes (00:13:40) - North Korea threatens an immediate nuclear attack on South Korea if they attack them first in any way (00:16:31) - #1 - Flight stuff: Reminder a man masturbated four times on a flight; man runs over wife in front of child in airport parking lot and kills her; JetBlue is trying to buy Spirit; Boeing is having issues with the new Air Force One deliveries This Funeral Will Make you Say WTF (00:26:49) - Rapper Goonew who passed away a few weeks ago was thrown a party in a DC nightclub where his body was propped up while people partied around him TikTok International Moment WTF Edition (00:38:05) - Estonia - 33 year old female Yoga Instructor claims she has mastered the art of being able to give herself long intense orgasms with her mind Wild Card of WTF American Stories (00:50:38) - Local New Orleans man and Hardo Hive member got some sweet revenge on a criminal trying to break into his truck via boobytrap (00:57:10) - The USS Kearsarge reported a UAP sighting in October 2021 during a training exercise and the story is intense (00:59:34) - An elderly Indiana couple vanished without a trace while driving their RV through Nevada These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harry’s - New Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set. You get a five-blade razor, a weighted handle, foaming shave gel with aloe, and a travel cover to protect your blades when you’re on the go. That’s a $13 value for just $3. http://Harrys.com/HARDFACTOR to try Harry’s today. Caliper CBD - Get flavorless with Caliper CBD! Get 20% off your first order with promo code FACTOR at http://trycaliper.com/FACTOR. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Human Genome has finally been fully sequenced by scientists for the first time, 33 years after the human genome sequencing project began. Now we know more about the human code than ever before (00:30:44). Elon Musk went ahead and bought almost 10% of Twitter becoming the largest single shareholder because he can (00:19:51). A man masturbated four times to a woman he was sitting next to on a plane and won’t be flying anymore (00:53:09). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:02:38) - Fun Fact - From 1932 to 1967 the Nevada state prison had a casino in it for the inmates (00:05:17) - Holidays - National Deep Dish Pizza (00:06:17) - World Cup draw is wild for the US (00:07:17) - The House passed the More Act for marijuana but the senate is probably going to not pass it (00:09:45) - Conservatives are supporting Madison Cawthorn’s competitor (00:12:21) - The Senate Judiciary Committee deadlocked for Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson and the real vote will be next week (00:12:45) - The Sacramento police arrested a 26 year old in the deadly shooting from the weekend (00:13:25) - Kanye might be taking the 5 million he was paid to headline Coachella and running. Swedish House Mafia might be replacing him (00:19:51) - #1 - Elon Musk purchased a 9.2% stake in Twitter making him the largest single shareholder and Trump’s platform Truth social is losing two executives that were chief technical members Scientists Have Finally Done it (00:30:44) - The complete human genome sequence has been created by scientists 33 years after the genome project began and was stuck at 92% for the past 20 years TikTok International Moment (00:39:13) - Ukraine - Small town civilians in Ukraine have been getting back at Russian soldiers that have been trying to kill them by giving them poisoned food (00:44:25) - NASA scientists are ignoring Stephen Hawking's warnings to not contact aliens and tell them where earth is and are doing exactly that Excitement on a Plane (00:53:09) - A man jerked off to a woman he was sitting next to four times on a Southwest flight and was arrested and has a life time flying ban now These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harry’s - New Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set. You get a five-blade razor, a weighted handle, foaming shave gel with aloe, and a travel cover to protect your blades when you’re on the go. That’s a $13 value for just $3. http://Harrys.com/HARDFACTOR to try Harry’s today. Caliper CBD - Get flavorless with Caliper CBD! Get 20% off your first order with promo code FACTOR at http://trycaliper.com/FACTOR. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Hunter Biden of U.S. Soccer, Hope Solo, got a DWI and some misdemeanor child abuse charges after passing out at the wheel of her car in a Walmart parking lot with her kids in the back (00:22:20) There was a massive brawls between some dirt bikers at a Dorchester, MA McDonalds (00:17:06) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:37) - Fun Fact/Holidays - Wall Street Bombing, Hug a Newsperson Day (00:05:14) - The Gammy Awards Were Last Night (00:07:09) - Mark’s Big Bet (00:10:38) - Sacramento Shooting (00:12:14) - Johnson and Johnson (00:17:06) - Brawl at the Dorchester McDonalds (00:22:20) - #1 - Hope Solo DUI with Kids in Car (00:32:16) - No Mow May, Do It For The Bees - Wes breaks down why not mowing your lawn doesn’t necessarily mean your a dead beat TikTok International Moment (00:43:00) - South Korea - A Ban on Tattoos (00:48:25) - Russia - Putin Bathes in Deer Blood (00:54:22) - Bad News for Jerks Daniel Snyder and Ghislaine Maxwell - Will gives some heartwarming news about some horrible people These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harry’s - New Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set. You get a five-blade razor, a weighted handle, foaming shave gel with aloe, and a travel cover to protect your blades when you’re on the go. That’s a $13 value for just $3. http://Harrys.com/HARDFACTOR to try Harry’s today. Caliper CBD - Get flavorless with Caliper CBD! Get 20% off your first order with promo code FACTOR at http://trycaliper.com/FACTOR. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new study out of the Netherlands suggests that your body is filled with millions of pieces of microplastics that could cause clogging in your urethra and there is nothing you can do about it (00:38:45). Also, Caitlyn Jenner becomes Fox News LGBTQIA correspondent, and slime robots are the future of healthcare. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:11) - Fun Fact: Burger King’s Left Handed Whoppers (00:07:36) - Cadbury Easter Egg Scam (00:10:11) - SlapGate Update (00:13:21) - Caitlyn Jenner Joins Fox News (00:17:43) - Full Update on The War in Ukraine Wait, That Doesn’t Go There! (00:29:50) - New York Man Ruins Penis with Cocaine Injection (00:34:18) - Jersey School Serves Hand Sanitizer in Milk Cartons TikTok International Moment (00:38:45) - Netherlands - Microplastics Detected in Human Blood (00:44:06) - China - Slime Robots Are The Future of Medicine (00:47:19) - England - OnlyFans “Fake Barbie” Turns out to be a Murderer (00:55:22) - Listener Voicemails and Reviews These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors:| Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Sunday - Get the best lawn in your neighborhood. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 Black Buffalo - 21 or over and want the best alternative high quality chewing tobacco? Head to https://www.blackbuffalo.com and use promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout for 25% off your first order Noom Mood - Take control of your mental health and manage your stress and anxiety. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://www.noom.com/hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode we run through some political updates before celebrating the work of Bruce Willis after his family announced his retirement (00:15:29), Disney takes aim at the “Don’t say gay” Bill in Florida after kinda helping pass it (00:29:43), Zuck gets Cucked (00:47:25), and So Much More… Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:08) - Fun Fact - Bruce Willis was Born in Germany and Started Planet Hollywood (00:08:53) - Ketanji Brown Jackson will be Confirmed for SCOTUS + Manchin Loves Billionaires (00:10:45) - CNN and WaPo Reporting that Hunter’s Laptop May Get Federal Charges (00:12:07) - Trump Pee Tape Confirmed FAKE (Clintons and DNC Fined) + Wes can Relate… (00:15:29) - Cream of the Crop: Bruce Willis (John McClane, Harry Stamper, etc) is Retiring due to Aphasia Disney Wages War on “Don’t Say Gay” Bill (00:29:43) - Disney has had ENOUGH of the “don’t say gay” bill and they are fighting back… after not really trying to stop it Zuck Gets Caught Using Fake News and Politicians to Try and Kill TikTok (00:47:25) - Zuck used a political spin team to try and get the US government to cancel TikTok TikTok International Moment (00:58:45) - Raddy Daddy - the Shapironator on TikTok is in Poland helping Ukrainian refugees and we schedule the interview at the wrong time… More to come. These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Get the best lawn in your neighborhood. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 Black Buffalo - 21 or over and want the best alternative high quality chewing tobacco? Head to https://www.blackbuffalo.com and use promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout for 25% off your first order Noom Mood - Take control of your mental health and manage your stress and anxiety. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://www.noom.com/hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Gaetz has a copy of Hunter Biden’s laptop in a hard drive and wants it entered into Congressional Record (00:17:47). House or Rep’s Madison Cawthorn tattled on DC politicians for throwing orgies and having coke parties on a podcast (22:51). Breatharians are people who do not eat at all they just breathe in earth dust for nutrients (41:07). A PGA event, a NASCAR event, and the Texas Relays caused people to abandon their rental cars at the side of the road near the Austin airport as they scrambled to get home (55:53) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:15) - Fun Fact - It is Take a Walk in the Pard Day (00:05:50) - Fun Fact - The Haast's eagles was the eagle with the largest wingspan ever at 9 feet (00:07:52) - Yandex, the Russian Google, is sending data to Putin (00:08:45) - The New Top Gun trailer is out and Maverick is back (00:09:05) - Alec Baldwin is having his seventh child with wife Hillaria (00:09:18) - Ezra Miller, the Flash was arrested in Hawaii at a bar (00:09:55) - Turkey peace talks for Ukraine in Russia look promising (00:10:45) - UFOs or UAP footage is popping of with two new ones in Vegas and Dayton (00:15:13) - World Cup Qualifiers for Qatar 2022 are wrapping up and the USA is likely to qualify (00:17:47) - Cream of the Crop 1: Matt Gaetz has a copy of Hunter Biden’s laptop in a hard drive and wants it entered into Congressional Record (00:22:51) - Cream of the Crop 2: House or Rep’s Madison Cawthorn tattled on DC politicians for throwing orgies and having coke parties on a podcast TikTok International Moment (00:30:40) - Mexico - The Presidential super jet is now up for rent for large rich parties (00:34:57) - China - A man has been living in Beijing airport for 14 years because his family wouldn’t let him smoke and drink The Diet That’s Too Good to be True (00:41:07) - Breatharians are people who do not eat at all they just breathe in earth dust for nutrients Guess Which City Can’t Handle Demand? (00:55:53) - A PGA event, a NASCAR event, and the Texas Relays caused people to abandon their rental cars at the side of the road near the Austin airport as they scrambled to get home These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Get the best lawn in your neighborhood. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 Black Buffalo - 21 or over and want the best alternative high quality chewing tobacco? Head to https://www.blackbuffalo.com and use promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout for 25% off your first order Noom Mood - Take control of your mental health and manage your stress and anxiety. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://www.noom.com/hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Russian billionaire oligarch Roman Abramovich and several Ukrainian officials were apparently poisoned while negotiating an end to Moscow’s invasion at a meeting. Abramovich, who owns is the former owner of English Premiere League team Chelsea Football Club reportedly completely lost his eyesight after attending the meeting that undermines Putin’s position (00:26:35). Also, recap of the Will Smith / Chris Rock slap (00:08:07) and much much more. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:19) - Fun Facts/Holidays/History (00:08:07) - Will Smith Slap Attack (00:20:20) - Biden Job Report Blues (00:26:35) - Chelsea Football Club Owner Poisoned (by Putin) (00:30:38) - NYC Squirrel Man Gets Evicted from Tree TikTok International Moment (00:41:03) - Japan - Kawasaki Unveils First Rideable Robotic Goat (00:52:39) - Shocking Shortage May Prevent Pools from Opening this Summer These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Get the best lawn in your neighborhood. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 Black Buffalo - 21 or over and want the best alternative high quality chewing tobacco? Head to https://www.blackbuffalo.com and use promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout for 25% off your first order Noom Mood - Take control of your mental health and manage your stress and anxiety. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://www.noom.com/hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An executive for a large number of franchised Applebee’s restaurants sent an email to managers bragging about how with gas prices and inflation high they could now easily lower employee wages because people are desperate (00:34:24). Joe Biden ended his trip to Europe with an impassioned speech in Ukraine where he went off script at the end saying we need to get Putin out of power (00:21:28). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:28) - Fun Fact:The largest pool in the world is at a resort in Santiago, Chile. The San Alfonso del Mar Swimming Pool which is over 20 acres and cost 2 billion dollars (00:06:30) - Holidays: Respect Your Cat Day (00:07:17) - Today in History: 1774 - Britain passed the Coercive Acts on the colonies (00:07:45) - The Oscars were on Sunday Night (00:09:50) - Taylor Hawkins the drummer for the Foo Fighters passed away in Columbia over the weekend (00:14:16) - Crypto is all the way back. Bitcoin is way up and there is hype for Ethereum and Ethereum 2.0 (00:17:44) - Don Lemon was trending for images of him reporting in Ukraine in front of a fire that had some internet detectives wrongfully saying Lemon was in front of a green screen (00:21:28) - Cream of the Crop: Biden’s speech in Poland ends with him calling for the ousting of Putin Eating Good in the Neighborhood (00:34:24) - An executive for a number of franchised Applebees sent an email to managers that was leaked where he suggested since gas prices are high and inflation is up they can cut wages for their desperate employees Tik Tok International Moment (00:54:15) - China - Man bitten by venomous snake in wine bottle (00:59:15) - Afghanistan - Taliban not letting women board flights alone These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Sunday - Get the best lawn in your neighborhood. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 Black Buffalo - 21 or over and want the best alternative high quality chewing tobacco? Head to https://www.blackbuffalo.com and use promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout for 25% off your first order Noom Mood - Take control of your mental health and manage your stress and anxiety. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://www.noom.com/hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The finger dexterity of robots is advancing rapidly and now robots are passing the peel a banana test without destroying the banana (weiner) regularly (00:30:10). The Supreme Court is popping off with the continued confirmation hearings of Ketanji Brown Jackson and the news coming from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomase’s wife Ginni Thomas (00:16:05). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:20) - Fun Fact: A man in the 9th century was killed by a man he beheaded hours after he killed the man (00:06:29) - Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery, Tolkien Reading Day, Waffle Day (00:06:57) - Today in History: 1306 - Robert the Bruce crowned Scottish king; 1965 - MLK Jr completes Selma to Montgomery protest march (00:08:35) - Warner Brothers releases deleted scene of the Joker from the recent Batman movie (00:11:23) - Ice T gets everyone with fake robbery tweet joking about high gas prices (00:12:42) - Donald Trump is suing Hillary Clinton and the DNC (00:16:05) - Cream of the Crop: Supreme Court update: Confirmation hearings and spouses of justices in the news Robot Sex is Coming Along (00:30:10) - The finger dexterity of robots is advancing rapidly and now robots are passing the peel a banana test without destroying the banana regularly Worst Person on the Internet (00:38:08) - Grimes admitted to DDOSing some guys website and blackmailing him Listener Submissions (00:47:01) - Voice mails and reviews These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Stamps.com - Promo code HARDFACTOR at www.stamps.com for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. MyBookie - Sign up today at www.mybookie.com and promo code FACTOR to secure a first-deposit bonus up to $1000! It’s simple – put in $200 and play with $300 – just use promo code FACTOR to claim your bonus. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s Hard Factor, it’s Cheesesteak Day (00:04:29) and NATO is celebrating it by finally figuring out this whole Putin thing in Brussels (00:17:46). An Arkansas funeral home accidentally cremates a man and ruins his chances at being raptured (00:27:16), Indian sex educators are rolling with massive educational dildos (00:39:11), a California Man who stole some bear cubs (00:51:20), and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:29) - Fun Fact/Holidays/Day in History: Horny Monkeys, Cheesesteak and Cocktail Day, Exxon Valdez Spill (00:09:05) - Sports: #1 Women’s Tennis player Ash Barty Retires at Age 25 + Tyreek Hill to the Dolphins (00:13:20) - RIP Madeline Albright… Noted NATO Expander (00:15:27) - Gay Dog Adopted on National Puppy Day (00:17:46) - Cream of the Crop: NATO Meeting in Brussels to Finally Fix This Whole Putin Thing Funeral Destroys Man’s Afterlife (00:27:16) - Jonesboro funeral home accidentally cremates a corpse and has been accused of preventing the rapture TikTok International Moment (00:39:11) - Indian sex educators are causing waves with their new MASSIVE demonstration dildos (00:46:36) - UK study reveals that people are eating out of the trash and on the shitter regularly Cali Men (00:51:20) - NorCal Florida Man Steals some Bear Cubs, and SoCal man has a parking lot meltdown These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Stamps.com - Promo code HARDFACTOR at www.stamps.com for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. MyBookie - Sign up today at www.mybookie.com and promo code FACTOR to secure a first-deposit bonus up to $1000! It’s simple – put in $200 and play with $300 – just use promo code FACTOR to claim your bonus. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s Hard Factor we go over the fight for the “King of Miami” between Colby Covington and Jorge Masvidal at Papi Steak House (00:18:18), near fist fight in an Ohio Senate Debate (00:28:50), Putin scrambling to get his invasion working (00:42:03), racist hotel in SD (00:51:08) and MUCH More… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:40) - Fun Fact/Holidays/This Day in History: 905, Chip and Dip Day, AMERICA (00:08:30) - Good News: Amanda Bynes Free (00:11:10) - Bad News: Daylight Savings Cancellation in Trouble (00:13:03) - Mixed News: Next Witcher Game, Psaki Covid, SCOTUS Hearings, Ted Cruz++ (00:18:18) - Cream of the Crop: Masvidal vs. Covington 2 at Papi Steak House Ohio Senate Throwdown (00:28:50) - Mike Gibbons and Josh Mandel got into a heated moment on stage that has the younger candidate sinking in the polls TikTok International Moment (00:42:03) - Russia: Putin is allegedly turning to debtors and felons to backfill Russian army losses in Ukraine + the Misinformation (Frog of) War Racist Hotel (00:51:08) - South Dakota Hotel Owner Goes on Racist Facebook Rant Against Native Americans These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Stamps.com - Promo code HARDFACTOR at www.stamps.com for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. MyBookie - Sign up today at www.mybookie.com and promo code FACTOR to secure a first-deposit bonus up to $1000! It’s simple – put in $200 and play with $300 – just use promo code FACTOR to claim your bonus. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s Hard Factor….A brief history of March Madness & women’s basketball (00:05:55), Jergens lotions in trouble after a recall over bacteria fears (00:09:30), Russia bans facebook and instagram, McDonald’s is bringing back its controversial Szechuan sauce, horrific plane crash in China involving a Boeing 737(00:21:30), new TikTok challenge sweeping the nation (00:29:15) , UK woman searches for man whose name she got tattooed in her ass (00:44:55) , OnlyFans model keeps working from hospital after surgery, & Russia wants Alaska & Fort Ross, CA back as reparations payment (00:56:30) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:02:50) - Fun Fact: “March Madness” Origin Story & March Madness Productivity Numbers (00:05:35) - Holidays: International Talk LIke William Shatner (00:05:55) - This Day in History: 1972 Equal Rights Amendment Passed By Senate, 1893 First Women’s College Basketball Game (00:09:30) - Jergens Lotion Recall (00:11:45) - Russia Officially Bans Facebook/Meta & Instagram Calling The Platform “Extremist” (00:15:25) - McDonald’s Is Bringing Back Controversial Szechuan Sauce (00:21:30) - Another Boeing Plane Crashes In China With 132 People On Board (00:29:15) - Newest TikTok Challenge, The Orbeez Challenge TikTok International Moment (00:44:55) - UK - UK Woman Searching For Man Who’s Name She Got Tattooed On Her Ass 10 Years Ago (00:51:00) - Australia - Only Fans Model Has Major Surgery And Continues Posting Nudes From Hospital Bed (00:56:30) - Russian Member Of Parliament Wants U.S. To Give Back Alaska & Fort Ross, CA As Reparations These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Stamps.com - Sign up with promo code HARDFACTOR at www.stamps.com for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. MyBookie - Sign up today at www.mybookie.com and use promo code FACTOR to secure a first-deposit bonus up to $1000! It’s simple – put in $200 and play with $300 – just use promo code FACTOR to claim your bonus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s Hard Factor….NY Times finally acknowledges Hunter Biden’s laptop is real, Huge Ukraine update, Bloomberg fires off horrible tweet with advice of how to survive inflation (00:23:05), Disney Offends Indians in Florida, man gets saved then shot to death by same family after falling off jet ski, dog owner gives up his dog because he thinks it gay (00:37:55), Wes’ wild gambling weekend, a shortage of naked men has gripped the UK (00:55:10), Japan’s “Do Nothing Guy” raking it in so losers don’t look like losers. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:40) - Fun Fact: It Is Officially Spring & Will Has Magic Powers With His T Shirt Choices (00:07:40) - Holidays: National Healthy Fats Day & Act Happy Day (00:09:20) - This Day in History: 1965 March On Selma By Martin Luther King Jr. & 2006 First Tweet Put Out By Jack Dorsey (00:10:15) - Mentions: Ever Forward Still Stuck, Kanye Banned From Grammys, NFL News, SCOTUS Nominee Hearings Begin Today (00:13:15) - NY Times Acknowledges Hunter Biden Laptop Is Real (Will & Pat Argue) (00:17:00) - F(r)og Of War Ukraine Update (00:23:05) - Bloomberg Fires Off Controversial Tweet About How To Save Money During Inflation Troubles Lighting Round (00:30:10) - Disney In Trouble For Hiring “Indianettes” To Perform After They Sang A Very Offensive Song (00:35:25) - A CRAZY Save A Life/Take A Life Scenario From South Carolina (00:37:55) - Dog Owner Gives Up Dog For A Reason You Might Not Believe (00:43:35) - Wes’ Gambling Woes TikTok International Moment (00:55:10) - UK - A Shortage Of Naked Men Has Some Businesses Suffering (01:01:45) - Japan - The Do Nothing Guy Gets Paid To Accompany You So You Don’t Look Like A Loser These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Stamps.com - Sign up with Promo Code HARDFACTOR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. DietSmoke.com - Checkout with Promo Code FACTOR to get 20% off your entire Delta-8 Order! MyBookie.com - Sign up with Promo Code FACTOR to secure a first-time deposit bonus of up to $1000 - put in $200 and play with $300 Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode… March Madness is here and we go over what we have seen so far, Tragic accident kills almost an entire golf team, Ever Forward ship is still stuck in the Chesapeake Bay, Tunisian woman gets glass stuck in her bladder during sex play (00:29:35) , Florida Man repair man steals exotic turtles from business, HUGE space corner with Will (00:40:40) and voicemails and reviews (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:10) - Fun Fact: Fart Speed As It Leaves Your Body (00:07:30) - Holidays: Forgive Your Mom & Dad Day (00:07:50) - This Day in History: 1766 British Parliament Repealed The Stamp Act 1765 (00:09:40) - March Madness Update & Stripper Talk (00:15:35) - Tragic Car Accident Kills Almost Entire Golf Team (00:20:10) - Cream of the Crop: The Ever Forward Ship Is Still Stuck In The Chesapeake Bay TikTok International Moment (00:29:35) - Tunisia - Woman Gets Tumbler Lodged In Her Bladder After Sex Act Goes Wrong (00:35:30) - Florida - Repair Man Steals Exotic Turtles From Business Space Is The Place (00:40:40) - Big Space Update Including Telescopes, Conspiracy Area 51 Books, Mars Missions, Moon Missions & New Rockets (00:53:05) Voicemails & Reviews These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BirdDogs Use Code HARDNEWS at www.birddogs.com for a free whistle ball when you order the best shorts and pants on earth! Black Buffalo - http://BlackBuffalo.com - Promo Code: HARDFACTOR for 25% off First Order Fast Growing Trees - http://FastGrowingTrees.com/FACTOR for 15% off Entire Order of Beautiful Ready to Plant Trees MyBookie - Promo Code: FACTOR when you Sign Up with MyBookie for Free Entry into the MyBracket Contest Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode… the largest earthquake since 1995 strikes off the coast of Japan (00:09:48) Denmark has had ENOUGH of cigarettes and wants to outlaw young people from ever being able to smoke ever again (00:31:36), Interview with PA District 3 Congressional Candidate Alexandra Hunt (00:50:21), and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:16) - Fun Fact/Holidays: Boston Gets “Evacuation Day” off to Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day (Which is actually named after a British man) (00:05:05) - This Day in History: British Flee Boston (00:06:10) - Smollett Gets Released from Jail (00:09:48) - Massive Earthquake Strikes off the Coast of Japan (00:12:11) - Cream of the Crop: Ukrainian President Zelensky gets more Weapons and Standing Os, but no air support while everyone calls each other war criminals TikTok International Moment (00:31:36) - Denmark is Outlawing Cigs… but only for people born after 2010 (00:37:47) - UK Town Wingate’s Grove has setup official laws against summoning ghosts Your Girl is a Lawyer? (00:46:25) - Turns out Pete Davidson has at least 3 Kim K tattoos and a Brand of her as well. One of the tattoos celebrates her for being a “lawyer” which she is not… Candidate Alexandra Hunt (00:50:21) - Interview with Congressional Candidate for PA-03 Alexandra Hunt These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Black Buffalo - http://BlackBuffalo.com - Promo Code: HARDFACTOR for 25% off First Order Fast Growing Trees - http://FastGrowingTrees.com/FACTOR for 15% off Entire Order of Beautiful Ready to Plant Trees MyBookie - Promo Code: FACTOR when you Sign Up with MyBookie for Free Entry into the MyBracket Contest Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode….The dollar is in trouble as Saudi Arabia and India consider accepting the Chinese Yuan for oil sales, two more foreign journalists are killed in Ukraine, The Senate passed a bill to make daylights savings time permanent (00:17:32) The most egregious case of stolen valor you will ever hear (00:29:35) A cheating scandal rocks India’s medical community, Rebel Wilson not met with high praise after hosting the BAFTAS & Apple has unleashed some new emojis that you have to see for yourself (00:58:55) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:05) - Fun Fact: Dominant Nostrils & Nasal Cycles (00:07:50) - Holidays: Freedom Of Information Day & Lip Appreciation Day (00:08:55) - This Day in History: 1968 My Lai Massacre In Vietnam (00:09:40) - Saudi Arabia & India Might Accept Chinese Yuan For Oil Sales Which Is Bad For The Dollar (00:13:55) - Two More Journalists Killed In Ukraine & President Biden Traveling To Nato Summit (00:17:32) - Senate Passes Bill To Make Daylights Savings Time Permanent Stolen Valor (00:29:35) - The World’s Most Egregious Case Of Stolen Valor You Will Ever Hear TikTok International Moment (00:41:15) - India - Another Cheating Scandal Amongst Medical Students Rocks The Country & The Boys Share Some Cheating Stories Of Their Own (00:48:45) - UK - Rebel Wilson Hosts The British Academy Film Awards (BAFTA) But Not Everyone Was Enthralled By Her Weight Loss Or Jokes New Emojis Dropped (00:58:55) - Apple Has Released New Emojis Including The Pregnant Man Emoji These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Black Buffalo - http://BlackBuffalo.com - Promo Code: HARDFACTOR for 25% off First Order Fast Growing Trees - http://FastGrowingTrees.com/FACTOR for 15% off Entire Order of Beautiful Ready to Plant Trees MyBookie - Promo Code: FACTOR when you Sign Up with MyBookie for Free Entry into the MyBracket Contest Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3/15/22: Elon Musk Challenges Putin to Single Combat While Obese Russians Chain Temselves to Closing McDonald’s On today’s episode Elon Musk has seen ENOUGH of desperate Russians chaining themselves to McDonald’s in protest of them shutting down (00:31:55), so he’s taken it upon himself to challenge Putin to “single combat” to end the war in Ukraine (00:55:15). These stories, and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:05) - Fun Fact: Steak comes from “Stelk” (00:06:20) - Holidays: International Eat an Animal for PETA Day, Ides of March (00:08:55) - This Day in History: The Godfather (00:09:18) - Cameron Smith Wins, Tom Brady Wins, Tom Brady Football Buyer Loses (00:13:00) - Naomi Osaka Heckled to Tears by Single Heckler (00:20:15) - Bob Sagat Records Sealed + Short Ukraine Update (00:22:59) - Cream of the Crop: 2 Men Killed by Camels at Tennessee Petting Zoo The McDonald’s Effect (00:31:35) - Russian Man Chains Himself to McDonald’s in Protest of Chains Closing TikTok International Moment (00:40:10) - Jamaica - Teachers dealing with weapons at school because kids are scared of muggings on the way to and from school (00:45:34) - Vegas - Iranian Revenge Taken Out on Random Vegas “Plenty of Fish” User Cage Match: Elon Musk vs. Vlad Putin (00:55:15) - Elon Musk has challenged Valdimir Putin to Single Combat for the Stakes of “Ukraine” These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Black Buffalo - http://BlackBuffalo.com - Promo Code: HARDFACTOR for 25% off First Order Fast Growing Trees - http://FastGrowingTrees.com/FACTOR for 15% off Entire Order of Beautiful Ready to Plant Trees MyBookie - Promo Code: FACTOR when you Sign Up with MyBookie for Free Entry into the MyBracket Contest Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Horrible decisions by world governments over decades, and Putin’s illegal invasion of Ukraine have finally sent inflation completely over the edge - reducing the numbers of Doritos per bag by 5 Full Chips… even in the tiny bags! (00:50:10). Plus, the latest from Ukraine, Japan, the Blobs inside the Earth’s Mantle, and much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:03) - Fun Fact: The Invention of the Potato Chip (00:06:36) - Holidays: National Potato Chip Day, Pi Day (00:08:49) - This Day in History: Einstein’s Birth (00:09:24) - Smollett’s Weird Rant (00:14:00) - Insane Art Fan Goes on NYC Stabbing Spree (00:18:35) - Cream of the Crop: US Journalist Killed by Russian Army in Ukraine, and Other Awful Things TikTok International Moment (00:30:30) - Japan - Girls Aren’t Allowed to Have Ponytails Because of Male Horniness, and Gifting a Squirtle to Chile’s New President (00:37:25) - Earth’s Lower Mantle - 2 Giant Blobs the Size of Continents are Lurking Inside the Earth’s Lower Rock Mantle Lightning Round (00:42:35) - Skete vs. Kany “In Bed w/ Your Wife” (00:45:32) - Razor Ramon (Scott Hall) on Life Support (00:48:10) - New Rumors About the Death of Queen Elizabeth (00:50:10) - INFLATION: Dorito Count Permanently Reduced by 5 Full Chips Per Bag These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Black Buffalo - http://BlackBuffalo.com - Promo Code: HARDFACTOR for 25% off First Order Fast Growing Trees - http://FastGrowingTrees.com/FACTOR for 15% off Entire Order of Beautiful Ready to Plant Trees MyBookie - Promo Code: FACTOR when you Sign Up with MyBookie for Free Entry into the MyBracket Contest Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3/11/22: World’s Greatest Sniper Unretires to Join Ukrainian Forces Known only by the name Wali, the world's greatest sniper who served in the Afghan and Iraq wars for his home nation of Canada has entered Ukraine to join the resistance forces in the fight against Russia (00:34:15). Also, Madison Cawthorn calls the Ukrainian President a “thug” and Grime and Elon had a secret baby. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:00) - Facts, Holidays, History: It’s 311 day (00:10:00) - Trending Mentions: Obi-Wan Kenobi Trailer, Khalil Mack to Chargers, Grimes & Elon secret baby (00:18:37) - #1 - Madison Cawthorn: “Zelenskyy is a thug” TikTok International Moment (00:34:15) - Ukraine - Worlds Greatest Sniper Unretires to Join Ukrainian Forces (00:42:20) - India - Man with the Blackest Tongue You’ve Ever Seen (00:50:46) - Listener Voicemails and Reviews These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Caliper CBD - Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code FACTOR at https://trycaliper.com/pages/factor Sunday Lawn Care - Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 MyBookie - Sign up today with MyBookie https://www.mybookie.ag/sportsbook/ and use promo code FACTOR to make your first deposit, earning a free entry into the MyBracket contest. Birddogs - Go to http://BirdDogs.com and Enter Promo Code: HARDNEWS for a Free Bonus Gift Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, explorer Ernest Shackleton discovered a 106 year old shipwreck in the Arctic (00:29:21). The man that received the first ever pig heart transplant died two months after receiving the heart (00:59:30). In Mississippi an assistant principal was fired for reading a book to 2nd graders titled ‘I Need a New Butt’ (01:04:03). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:02) - Fun Fact: Popcorn only come from one variety of corn zea mays everta (00:09:15) - Holidays: Harriet Tubman Day, International Bagpipe Day, International Day of Awesomeness (00:11:01) - This Day in History: 1969 - James Earl Ray pled guilty to killing MLK Jr; 1876 - First phone call was made (00:14:17) - Taco Bell is bringing back their nacho fries (00:15:51) - Question takes over the internet: Are there more wheels or doors in the world? (00:20:32) - Russia is bombing hospitals and children shelters in civilian areas of Ukriane (00:29:21) - Cream of the Crop: Explorer Ernest Shackleton discovered the ship wrecked Endurance in the Antarctic 106 years after it was crushed by ice Hiker from Hell (00:38:02) - A man had to be rescued on a mountain in Arizona, then attempted to hike it the next day and had to be rescued again TikTok International Moment (00:46:15) - Greenland - 8 million years after the dinosaurs were wiped off the face of the earth another large space rock hit Greenland leaving a 20 mile wide crater (00:51:45) - A tik toker in the UK took a viral video of a monkey killing and eating a seagull at the zoo Organ Issues (00:59:30) - The man that received the first ever pig heart transplant died two months after receiving the heart (01:04:03) - In Mississippi an assistant principal was fired for reading a book to 2nd graders titled ‘I Need a New Butt’ These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Caliper CBD - Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code FACTOR at https://trycaliper.com/pages/factor Sunday Lawn Care - Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 MyBookie - Sign up today with MyBookie https://www.mybookie.ag/sportsbook/ and use promo code FACTOR to make your first deposit, earning a free entry into the MyBracket contest. Birddogs - Go to http://BirdDogs.com and Enter Promo Code: HARDNEWS for a Free Bonus Gift PredictIt - Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/HARDFACTOR40 to get up to $40 matched on your first deposit for political futures Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s Hard Factor… all the latest from Russia’s war on Ukraine, including the biggest blow yet to Putin - McDonald’s taking their tasty fries off the Russian Market (00:21:55); a trio of international stories about Horny Humans; and a 5 Year-Old Florida Man potentially facing charges for beating his teacher into the hospital… again (00:57:32) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:10) - Fun Fact: Chewing Gum after a meal can help reduce heartburn (00:07:05) - Holidays: Barbie Day, Crabmeat Day, #PowerOfCigs Day (00:08:20) - This Day in History: Big One for Russia and Barbies (00:10:15) - Aaron Rodgers sets NFL Record with New Contract (+Russel Wilson to the Broncos) (00:13:40) - Camila Cabello Nip Slip (0017:49) - Apple Product Unveil is SEXY with the new iPhones, iPads, and Mac Studio (00:21:55) - Cream of the Crop: McDonald’s has seen enough and is shutting down all Russian McDonald’s until further notice… Would be a shame if we sent them pics of fresh Big Macs and fries all the time + Other updates from Putin’s War on Ukraine Butt Lady (00:34:40) - Lady with massive ass causes international pandemonium on a cruise water slide TikTok International Moment (00:42:45) - Brazil - Fitness Influencer/Social Media Model Ruth Telles claims she’s stays in shape with the help of a daily Sex regimen (00:48:08) - Congo - “Luwizo” is a man who has successfully married triplets who he dates as one woman Florida Man Jr. (00:57:32) - 5 Year-old Florida Man beats his Teacher into the Hospital for the 3rd Time These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Caliper CBD - Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code FACTOR at https://trycaliper.com/pages/factor Sunday Lawn Care - Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 MyBookie - Sign up today with MyBookie https://www.mybookie.ag/sportsbook/ and use promo code FACTOR to make your first deposit, earning a free entry into the MyBracket contest. Birddogs - Go to http://BirdDogs.com and Enter Promo Code: HARDNEWS for a Free Bonus Gift PredictIt - Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/HARDFACTOR40 to get up to $40 matched on your first deposit for political futures Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s Hard Factor…..Calvin Ridley suspended for gambling on the NFL, NBC goes to Defcon 1 over new conservative Spanish network, Yeezy slides sold out again, oil prices are skyrocketing, Ukraine update with Putin’s peace terms (00:21:35), ancient “Killing Stone” releases 1000 year old demon in Japan (00:32:00), Indian man trapped in basement in war torn Ukraine with his pet Panther and Jaguar, Denver police searching for head thief (00:42:20), Bill Cosby officially never going back to jail, Joe Biden signing executive order on crypto, Philippines changes age of consent from 12 to 16, shaming Nigeria (00:48:55) and USPS worker kills wild Turkey after he had had enough! (00:54:15) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:15) - Fun Fact: It’s faster to say World Wide Web than WWW (00:06:35) - Holidays: International Women’s Day, Be Nasty Day, Retro Video Game Day (00:07:55) - This Day in History: 1531 Henry VIII recognized as head of the church, 1817 NYSE founded, 2014 Malaysia Airlines Flight disappears (00:09:42) - Atlanta Falcons WR Calvin Ridley gets one years suspension for gambling on NFL games (00:13:35) - NBC thinks new Spanish language conservative network is a 'Defcon 1' scenario (00:16:30) - Yeezy Slides are again sold out (00:18:55) - 12 time World Heavyweight Champ Leon White, AKA “Big Van” Vader will be inducted into the 2022 WWE Hall of Fame (00:21:35) - #1 The Price of OIL & Ukraine Update with Putin’s peace terms TikTok International Moment (00:32:00) - Japan - The Killing Stone has split in half and a 1000 year old demon has now escaped into the world (00:36:05) - Ukraine - Indian man is trapped in war zone with his pet Jaguar and Panther Lightning Round (00:42:20) - Denver police searching for person who stole box of human heads (00:43:55) - Supreme Court will not review Bill Cosby’s sexual assault case and he may go on tour now (00:45:53) - Joe Biden will sign executive order related to cryptocurrency this week (00:48:55) - Rodrigo Duterte raises minimum age of sexual consent from 12 to 16 in the Philippines (00:54:15) - Mailmen in Sacramento have had enough of aggressive Turkeys and are now killing them! These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Caliper CBD - Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code FACTOR at https://trycaliper.com/pages/factor Sunday Lawn Care - Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 MyBookie - Sign up today with MyBookie https://www.mybookie.ag/sportsbook/ and use promo code FACTOR to make your first deposit, earning a free entry into the MyBracket contest. Birddogs - Go to http://BirdDogs.com and Enter Promo Code: HARDNEWS for a Free Bonus Gift PredictIt - Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/HARDFACTOR40 to get up to $40 matched on your first deposit for political futures Merch - http://store.hardfactor.com Bonus Pods - http://patreon.com/hardfactor Follow @HardFactorNews on Social Media - Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, Twitter + FULL VIDEO EPISODES ON YOUTUBE Voicemail - 512-270-1480 or Leave a 5-Star Review on Apple Pods to Hear on Fridays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s show.. A Mexican Liga MX soccer match turned very deadly (00:18:15), personal trainer drinks 100x the recommended amount of caffeine powder and accidentally kills himself, cyclists are now pissing on each other during races to avoid losing time during pee breaks (00:36:00) A Brazilian politician got a little too horny for refugees and its costing him his seat in Parliament & a great update on the kidnapping hoax of Sherri Papini (00:54:45) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:15) - Fun Fact: What exactly is a Flapjack? (00:04:50) - Holidays: National Flapjack Day, National Cereal Day, Graham Bell Day (00:06:25) - This Day in History: 1876 Alexander Graham Bell got patent to telephone, 1936 Hitler Breaks Treaty of Versailles (00:09:40) - UFC Results, Golf Results (00:11:12) - Devastating Iowa tornadoes killed multiple people (00:12:30) - #2 Ukraine/Russia Invasion update including company sanctions, arrests & more (00:18:15) - #1 Liga MX Soccer match in Mexico turns deadly as fans fight TikTok International Moment (00:29:00) - Wales - Personal trainer accidentally kills himself when he does some bad math using caffeine powder making energy drink (00:36:00) - Slovakia - Veteran cyclist is upset because competitors are now pissing on each other during races (00:44:45) - Brazilian politician being forced to resign for disgusting remarks he made about Ukrainian refugees on voicemail to his buddy. (00:54:45) - Update on the incredible kidnapping hoax of hot and crazy Californian, Sherri Papini Caliper CBD - Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code FACTOR at https://trycaliper.com/pages/factor Sunday Lawn Care - Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 MyBookie - Sign up today with MyBookie https://www.mybookie.ag/sportsbook/ and use promo code FACTOR to make your first deposit, earning a free entry into the MyBracket contest. Birddogs - Go to http://BirdDogs.com and Enter Promo Code: HARDNEWS for a Free Bonus Gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices