2/2: Full On Coup in Myanmar, Elon Musk Implanted a Chip In a Monkey’s Brain, Lawyer Bangs Client On Public Zoom Call

On today's episode -Citizens of Myanmar woke up on Monday to an announcement from the military-owned television station that the top army commander was in charge and a one-year state of emergency had been declared, also sorry. The military claims that Aung San’s landslide election victory in November was no good so they’re running the show for a year… but not to worry because it’s just for one year, that’s all.  -Elon Musk took to the new app Clubhouse to press the CEO of Robinhood about why he boned their user base from stealing from the rich. Also, in a separate Clubhouse Q&A the leader of Mars announced that his Brain Control startup Neuro Link has implanted a wireless chip into a monkeys brain so it can effectively play video games. Well done science.  -A Peruvian lawyer gave some special treatment to one of his client’s girlfriends during a Zoom hearing for a Peruvian mobster. The special treatment involved a thorough investigation into the workings of her body, all while the judge, the jury, and his client involuntarily observed (an probably learned a few things).  -Wes gives us a full breakdown of the impending stimulus bill and the potential of the federal minimum wage being increased to $15/hour.  -A lion named Musafa has died after electro-ejaculating to make a baby Simba  -New findings in the whereabouts of union leader and mafia associate Jimmy Hoffa may shed light as to what happened to Hoffa.  These stories and more…  Brought to you by http://MackWeldon.com/Factor a modern online fashion outlet for Men - Enter Promo Code FACTOR for 20% off your first order  Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com - BlueChew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. Get your first shipment on us by using promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout.  Hard Factor is excited to offer our listeners a new FREE way to interact with us! Join us for live shows on the Stereo app at least every Wednesday and Friday. Download the FREE Stereo App (https://stereo.com/en) so you can connect with us whenever we are live. Download the app and Follow @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes @patcassidy and @internbubba to get started.  Want more Hard Factor? Join our Patreon Community: http://www.patreon.com/hardfactor Follow @HardFactorNews on Twitter and Instagram to stay connected.

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