Hamish & Andy

Hamish may have uncovered a breakthrough to connect with the Royal Mint, but on closer inspection it might not be great. Andy thinks there's a new type of awkward greeting and decides to explore it through song. The Hat Construction prank continues, with Hamish detailing the next steps, while also talking about bribing his daughter and accidentally making her one of the world's highest paid cyclists. 1. A Royal Mint connection 2. Andy’s awkward ‘hi’ song 3. Hat construction progress 4. Your fastest corners 5. Power Moves 6. Rudy the high paid cyclist

Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darcy finds himself back under the microscope, the boys are perplexed by a new commemorative coin on the market, they explore a potential fly-in special skill, and finish with a new corporate bonding exercise. 1. Fastest corners in your house / another fart investigation 2. Chit Chat Champions: Star Wars 3. Darcy under the microscope 4. NRL coins 5. Treadmill Special Skill - potential participant Olivia 6. Dogs looking at you while they poo

Andy kicks off the show with some exciting news! Meanwhile, Hamish shares a story about a disgruntled customer at a car rental desk. Plus, Andy brings in some more school song bangers, and Hamish provides an update on the noise that's been disturbing Zoe's sleep. 1. Huge Andy news! 2. Rental car stand-off - ‘She’s had enough’ 3. School song bangers 4. Update on Zoe’s noise complaint

Listener Sarah knows Jim Chalmers' hairdresser, and gives us the inside scoop on his corporate cut. Andy thinks he knows who the most powerful person on the podcast is, and it's not who you'd think. Hamish's wife has a noise complaint that Hamish is determined to solve, and he also has an update on the amazing hat prank. 1. Power Moves 2. Jim Chalmers hairdresser connection 3. Hat prank update from Hamish 4. Who’s the podcast’s most powerful member? 5. Zoe’s noise complaint

Hamish realises that if the show continues to call out confectionary related fails, then they should also celebrate all the chocolate heroes out there. Andy really struggles with giving advice to Bec, so gives Hamish & Jack a chance to prove their boyfriend capabilities. A local radio show is stealing segments from the podcast, Hamish has a car based game with his kids, and the listeners return to Upset Andy again. 1. Chocolate heroes 2. Boyfriend simulator 3. Upset Andy 4. Hamish’s Sandstorm blowhole game 5. Segment Sleuth - Jack rips off Song Sleuth

Hamish has discovered what may be the best prank ever in a kids magazine he bought for Sonny, while Andy thinks Bec might be too empathetic after an incident at the F1. Bernard jumps on the show to demonstrate his Bluey expertise against Bluey creator Joe Brumm, and The Royal Perth Mint delivers some tough blows. 1. Royal Perth Mint 2. Bec has too much empathy 3. Kids magazine hat prank 4. Bernard’s Bluey brilliance - special skill 5. Malteasers April Fools

Hamish brings a gripe to the table for the guys, talking about jokes he doesn't think his wife Zoe gives enough respect to. Tell Us Someone returns for 2024 and Andy's got a Keep It or Delete It that might be the worst thing ever brought to the show, plus some very powerful power moves! 1. Jokes your partner doesn’t respect 2. Power moves 3. Choccy news 4. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while 5. Keep it or Delete it - Only Farts

The "I Will Never Mention Mr. Ralph" shirts have been released into the world, with various listeners sharing their pledges of silence around Mr. Ralph. The boys learn of a listener who shares Jim Chalmers' parkrun, and plan to catch him out with a parkrun sting. Hamish's favourite movie had a sequel in book form and there's a big, big sound that the Song Sleuth is investigating. 1. Mr. Ralph pledges 2. Upset Andy 3. Coin updates: Parkrun with Jim Chalmers 4. Hamish's book recommendation: Heat 2 5. Song Sleuth - GWS vs. Ke$ha

The boys have a new initiative to ensure that Mr. Ralph is NEVER mentioned again on the show. Hamish has an incident with a spider and thinks they're getting more intelligent and Andy's back with a new round of "Who Did I See?" Plus, the guys listen to YOUR submissions to find out who will be the lucky winner of Hamish's two white tiger heads. 1. I will not mention Mr. Ralph 2. Spiders are getting ballsier 3. Who did I see? 4. Tiger head giveaway & song submissions 5. Andy’s apartment fiasco

Hamish & Andy are joined by coin nerd (or expert) Joel Kandiah from The History of Money, who has a massive breakthrough on the quest to get a minted coin. The guys twist the stories in Salacious Headlines, and the chocolate scandals keep coming in, with a Toblerone injury and Ferrero Rocher debacle being shared. Plus, Hamish has a prize giveaway for a lucky listener... 1. Coinologist Joel 2. Salacious headlines 3. Ferrero Rochers and Toblerone injuries 4. Hamish's tiger heads up for grabs

Andy has a huge idea for an adventure the show could go on involving the Royal Australian Mint and Jim Chalmers, but it could take over 2 years to come to fruition. Gustomer service checks are officially back, with Brisbane's Gusto da Gianni delivering an overwhelming level of gusto after a shaky start. Hamish has two new furry friends in his life and a special skill that seems beyond impossible. 1. H&A $1 coin 2. Gustomer Service Checks: Gusto da Gianni 3. Hamish’s Kittens 4. Impossibly quick clothes removal

Hamish & Andy are back for 2024 and are wondering what the show stands for this year, and what might be better left in the past. Speaking of the past, Andy discovers Alicia Keys' SuperBowl blunder has been wiped from the internet, leaving the gang to discuss classic Hamish & Andy blunders they'd rather rewrite. Andy's fed up with taking on extra jobs around the house, and another batch of the most powerful power moves. 1. What do we stand for in 2024? 2. That's an Andy job 3. Power Moves 4. Rewriting history

Season 5 of Hamish and Andy's Remembering Project is out now wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every Thursday across Summer... and you can hear them 1 week earlier on the Free LiSTNR App (or at LiSTNR.com for International listeners).

1. Extraordinary Discovery: Mr. Ralph meets Jack 2. Loose ends & fart emails 3. Kris Kringle - gifts we hate 4. Goodbye for 2023 & Remembering Project for summer

1. Darcy under the microscope - robot vacuum 2. Upset Andy 3. Must be very nice merchandise infomercial 4. Best phone number 5. Sea-Monkeys dig in

1. H&A bling fling - new Must Be Very Nice merch 2. Power Moves 3. Tales of Facebook Marketplace 4. Josh the nickname machine - Special skill 5. Henri as a housemate

1. Croc wars - The journey so far 2. We finally get a hold of Tony 3. A Spectacular croc tour with Wes 4. Discussing the plaques 5. Peace talks with Tony and Wes

1. Filling the gap candidates 2. Sea-Monkeys 3. Weatherman drops H&A references 4. Hamish’s supernatural quiz 5. Final croc wars business - gross allegations

1. Andy’s flooded house 2. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 3. Hamish’s board game idea 4. Croc war chaos - do we still go to Darwin?

1. Mr. Ralph calls the show 2. Solid chocolate Kit-Kat mystery 3. Hamish’s ageing car beeps 4. The Croc Wars - a devastating update

1. Fill a gap...with Andy's fake tooth 2. Hamish actually can't be a GP for a day 3. Note sniffer Josh - Special Skill 4. Chit Chat Campion: Father v daughter

1. Hamish thinks he could be a doctor 2. Platform perfection - special skill 3. Power moves 4. Special Weasels Unit - Trestle tables

1. Jack doesn’t want to talk about Mr Ralph 2. The deodorant sniffer - special skill 3. Croc wars - the secret tapes 4. Hamish's 'Do not review'

1. Darcy under the microscope…again 2. Driveway is in use 24/7 & respecting the orange bollards 3. Bec in the bath - too rude for instagram 4. Power moves 5. Floor napping in domestic terminals 6. Mike's rat test

1. A cheeky toilet excursion 2. Hamish’s face blindness trick 3. Andy the note sniffing canine 4. Croc myths 5. Mike’s apology song

1. Neutron Disaster2. The note sniffer 3. Mount Everest4. A Lost Touch Confession5. Cheeky boy toilets announcement

1. Upset Andy 2. Pizza Lotto conspiracy theory 3. New signatures update 4. Year round turkey 5. Song Sleuth

1. Hamish’s special present: New signatures 2. Roles in prison 3. Bec’s Dad restaurant prank 4. Maltesers pronunciation in the wild

1. Kip’s croc report 2. Power moves 3. Pizza lotto witch sniff 4. Lost bird correspondence

1. Croc wars - Kip the spy 2. Special Weasel’s Unit 3. Keep it or delete it - British Airways 4. Cheeky toilet update - Hamish’s butcher deal

1. Horgs has gone MAD! 2. Captcha craziness 3. Darcy under the microscope 4. What celebrity did I see? Danish edition 5. When is it polite to poo?

1. Horgs distribution bombshell 2. Keep it or Delete it: Emojis 3. Upset Andy 4. Carpark compliment 5. Music based Andy sighting masterpiece

1. Who has the best 'Hmmm'? 2. Lost bird 3. Car lights etiquette 4. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while

1. Online acronyms game 2. Andy's times tables CD 3. Let it beep - special skill 4. Mike’s driver 5. Pizza lotto

1. Small business skirmish 2. Ad examinations 3. Gotta peel ‘em all - Banana special skill 4. Power moves 5. 4-ply toilet paper

1. Kernel count - special skill 2. Conversations in song 3. Spelling Bee 4. Investing in Lego Star Wars

1. Hamish’s incredible achievement 2. Loose ends - Bunnings and chewy dragées 3. Super Spotify scrubbing - special skill 4. Big 4 batteries 5. Cheeky toilets

1. Pod wars - Mars vs Twix 2. Power moves 3. Coin Audit Taskforce 4. Andy’s toothpaste testimonials 5. Human scales test

1. Croc bombshell 2. Rudy playing Fruit Ninja 3. Only 19 4. Power moves 5. Picking the chocolate bar - special skill qualifying round

1. Salacious headlines 2. Hamish in the wrong bathroom 3. Precise petrol pumper - Special skill 4. King Andy 5. Doggy daycare

1. More sightings of Andy in the wild 2. Finish Bec’s sayings quiz 3. Brian the Applelist: Kissabelle 4. Upset Andy 5. Hamish’s car charm

1. New health star ad 2. Sonny's finished cake 3. Power moves 4. Chewy dragees 5. Bec's away song 6. Generous Hame

1. Toothpaste experiment 2. Chit Chat Champions 3. Greek yogurt health stars 4. Spectacular Croc Jumping 5. Sonny’s Rubik’s cube cake

1. All Bran video game 2. The wind-up bell 3. Hame’s buy list 4. The streaming service Sensei - special skill 5. One last Bunnings sausage order

1. 2023 fart investigation 2. Power moves 3. Bed sheet spray 4. Song Sleuth 5. What’s a griffin? 6. Busker out of breath

1. Twirl Break Away or Time Out? 2. Jack disagrees with a free plug 3. The toe food flick - special skill 4. We help Molly wriggle out of her job 5. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While

1. Ear camera surprise 2. Just the sausage - Another Bunnings update 3. Time is tight, guess the movie right - special skill 4. New health stars info 5. Power Moves

1. Sightings of Andy in the wild 2. Bunnings sausage follow up 3. Up yours to voice notes 4. Nosferatu 5. The cordial chronicles - James’s special skill 6. Mike’s friendly fish catch

1. Was the Fish Guy cheating? 2. Who did Andy see in L.A.? 3. Hamish has the golfing look 4. Can you answer three questions at the same time? 5. MalTESERS update

1. Negative headlines 2. Flake Luxury backflip 3. Chit Chat Champions 4. Hamish’s face blindness 5. Lucia and James special skills vetting