Half-Ass Movie Podcast

This week we continue on our Mucho Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon with a Macchio Movie that nearly anyone can agree on- MY COUSIN VINNY from 1992. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week we continue on our Mucho Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon with a Macchio Movie that few have seen, DISTANT THUNDER from 1988, co-staring John Lithgow. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

Our Much Ralph Ma(y)chio Marathon continues with CROSSROADS from 1986. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week we kick off this new month we like to call the Mucho Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon and we do so with Francis Ford Coppola's THE OUTSIDERS, starting Ralph Macchio and every 80's actor that would go on to being an icon. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week the boys of HMP wrap up our Gene Hackman Tribute Month with the movie that would send his star to the top with BONNIE AND CLYDE from 1967, directed by Author Penn. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week the boys of HMP continue our Gene Hackman Marathon with THE QUICK AND THE DEAD (1995) directed by Sam Raimi. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week we continue on with our Gene Hackman Month with Tony Scott's Crimson Tide from 1994. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week the boys of HMP kick off a month of remembrance for one of the greatest to ever do it- Gene Hackman and we're starting with an early classic, THE CONVERSATION (1974), Directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week Adam and Sean wrap up our Month of Nicholas Hoult, with 2022's THE MENU. What do WE have to say about the movie about Food and Art and is it Art or Fart? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on All American Spookshow Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week we continue on our Nicholas Hoult series with YOUNG ONES from 2014 and this week on HMP- things get.....heated. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Sean Scoots! Bruce Poots!

This week the boys of HMP continue Nicholas Holt month with 2018's THE FAVOURITE. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon

This week the boys of HMP take on their 2nd in the new Nicholas Holt Series, with WARM BODIES from 2013. Are OUR bodies Warm or Cold with this Zombie Romantic Comedy? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon

This week, Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but we still kick off March with a BANGER of a movie in our new series, from our Patreon supporters who voted and told us they'd like us to check out the works of one Nicholas Holt and we kick is off with 2015's MAD MAX: Fury Road. Does this long awaited sequel hold up? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week the boys of HMP close out our month of The Song of Ke Huy Quan: A Ride Through One of Cinema's Great Stories, with the rarely talked about BREATHING FIRE from 1991, co-staring Bolo Young! This movie is bad.....but HOW bad? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce (with a FELDMAN movie, no less!) but we are here to continue on the Song of Ke Huy Quan in 1985's THE GOONIES. DO Goonies ever say die? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week the boys of HMP head out to the theater to check out the latest film from Ke Huy Quan, LOVE HURTS. Sure, Love hurts, but did this movie leave us injured? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week the boys of HMP start a new month with a new theme: The Song of Ke Huy Quan: A ride through one of cinema's great stories. We start- at the start! This week we're talking Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, starring Harrison Ford, Cate Capshaw and introducing (our subject for this month) Ke Huy Quan as Short Round. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

We close out Jackie Chan-uary with the movie that would make Jackie Chan a HUGE star in the USA- RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (1995). Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

Sean may be out this week but Jackie Chan-uary chugs on as we talk the 3rd movie in the Police Story Series in SUPERCOP from 1932, staring Jackie Chan and Michelle Yeoh. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

Jackie Chan-uary is chugging along as this week the boys of HMP take a look at Wheels on Meals from 1982, directed by Sammo Hung. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week the boys of HMP kick off Jackie Chan-uary with the movie that would make him a start, 1978's DRUNKEN MASTER. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but we send 2024 off with a BANG of a New Year's Eve Movie in Irwin Allan's The Poseidon Adventure from 1972. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce but we found Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey to step in. But does this under seen Christmas movie, written by the guy who wrote Midnight Run- so what could go wrong? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce but we found Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey to step in. But does this under seen Christmas movie, written by the guy who wrote Midnight Run- so what could go wrong? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Patreon Adam on TikTok

This week Adam and Bruce set off to talk the 2000 Nic Cage Christmas movie, THE FAMILY MAN, directed by Bret Rattner. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice HMP on YouTube Adam on TikTok

This week, the boys of HMP start a new series: St Nicholas Christmas Cage: The Christmas Movies of Nic Cage and we kick that off with Raising Arizona.....you know....on account of the Christmas that movie is known for.....shut up- at least it's a GREAT movie! Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice

This is it! Our last entry into our series "Thankful: The Action Films of Denzel Washington" with GLADIATOR 2. A sequel nearly 25 years after the original. What could go wrong? HMP YouTube Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Adam, Sean and Bruce talk about the movie that JUST snuck past us in the HMP Vol 1 Days- 2 GUNS starting Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. Was this a missed gem or a turd that won't flush? HMP YouTube Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week the boys of HMP are on the THANKFUL: Denzel Washington: The Action Films of Denzel Washington Train with FALLEN from 1998. Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but we kick off our new series, Denzel Washington: The Action Movies of Denzel Washington with VIRTUOSITY from 1995. Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week we wrap up our Jamie Lee Curtis mini series,"Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis" with what some (none) might call the best HALLOWEEN movie of them all in HALLOWEEN H20: 20 YEARS LATER. It was a big deal when it came out in the late 90's but was 20 years long enough? Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, the boys of HMP continue on with Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis with PROM NIGHT from 1980. Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Well, our Jamie Lee Curtis mini series,"Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis" keeps on chugging! Last we left, Jamie Lee Curtis would finish up Halloween and right on to another scary movie ALSO directed by John Carpenter- this week we're talking THE FOG from 1980. Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week the boys of HMP embark on a new Film Series with October's Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis and we have to kick it off with the one that started it all for the actor with 1978's HALLOWEEN, directed by John Carpenter. Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Sean close out Series, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton: The Movies of Michael Douglas with his Oscar nominated performance in 2014's BIRDMAN from director Alejandro G. Iñárritu. Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, we continue on with our series, Michale Keaton, Michael Keaton: The Movies of Michael Douglas with Jackie Brown from 1997. Keaton was SO good in this role that he played the SAME character over not only two movies but also two different movie studios. But what do WE think about this reoccurring character and should he get his own revival movie? Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, the boys of HMP continue our Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton as we talk MR. OM from 1983.. Email us at [email protected] Follow Adam on TikTok Sean Scoots Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week the boys of HMP head out to the theater to check out a 36(!) year old sequel to Beetlejuice- Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Was it worth the weight? Email us at [email protected] Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Sean kick off the NEW SERIES for HMP- Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton: The Movies of Michael Keaton with Tim Burton's BEETLEJUICE, from 1988. Does it hold up or fall apart? Does it make us want to watch the sequel? (we ARE watching it- but does it make us WANT to watch it?). Email us at [email protected] Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, the boys of HMP take a look at the last film in our Headliner: Matthew Broaderick series with Alexander Payne's ELECTION from 1999. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but we've got a LOT of great discussion on the next in our series, Headliner: Matthew Broderick with GLORY from 1989. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Headliner: Matthew Broderick continues this week, shortly after Ferris, ole Matt got with a Monkey and Helen Hunt. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Adam, Sean and Bruce embark on another series (decided on by our supporters over at Patreon.com/HMP). Headliner: Matthew Broderick. In this series we'll cover films where this would be the last time Matthew Broderick would be billed higher than his co-star and as always, we ask, "Is this guy any good?" Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week the boys of HMP reach the end of our Road To Deadpool Wolverine with a review of....you guessed it, Deadpool Wolverine! Was it worth the wait and all the hassle? IS the MCU BACK? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Sean wrap up our Hugh Jackman portion of our Road To Deadpool Wolverine with 2015's EDDIE THE EAGLE (based on a true story). Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but we will not be absolute prisoners for the format and we check out the next in our line of On The Road To Deadpool Wolverine as we talk about Prisoners from 2013. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Bruce has chosen The Greatest Showman from 2017. We've seen Hugh Jackman punch- but how well does he....sing? Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Bruce is back to join Adam and Sean as they talk about the first in our Hugh Action Jackman Series leading up to Deadpool Wolverine. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but we are still ready to talk the last film in our Ryan Reynolds Series with 2010's BURIED. Executive Producers: Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)