Golf Is Ruining My Life
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THE CURSED EPISODE
A RECORD BREAKING Round of GOLF... but why?
JAMIE MURRAY | He Just Retired From Tennis... Is Golf Next? #TalkBirdieToMe
Is it ok to COMPLETELY REBUILD YOUR SWING MID-SEASON?
LIVE from San Roque Club in Spain WITH a HUGE announcement!
Why aren’t we doing MORE MATCH PLAY?
WE REVIEW NETFLIX’S FULL SWING 2026
LEE WESTWOOD | Former World No1, LIV Golf & his dream four ball #TalkBirdieToMe
Good at irons, bad at driving? HAVE WE FOUND THE SOLUTION?
Is it time we YOGA to help GOLF?
FEEL vs REAL! WHICH WINS?
MASTERS 2026 // DAY FOUR #BackToBackilroy
MASTERS 2026 // DAY THREE
Well well well. Turns out Rory only wants one green jacket. After a rollercoaster of a round, join Tom and Tom for more analysis (gut based hot takes) and facts (quickly googled while mid-sentence). On the show today they discuss CAN Rory win another Masters, WILL Cam Johnson pip him to the post and exactly HOW Scottie Scheffler is the worst person to have playing ahead of you. Don’t forget to join us tonight at around 930 BST for a live stream over on YouTube, as we watch the best tournament of the year come to a close. Blood sweat and tears incoming. Well, certainly the second two. See you later! - Tonights live - https://youtube.com/live/FTfSPSSrqO8 Toms Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
MASTERS 2026 // DAY TWO
IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. Maybe. Just Maybe. The lads are back chatting with Alex from Todays Golfer on the hallowed turf of those Georgia Links. The only issue is that Green has been for a curry, watched zero golf, and had three pints of strong continental larger. It’s not ideal for us for the sponsors. Strap yourself in for 30 mins of lukewarm takes and even more lukewarm-er-er banter. TOMS Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
MASTERS 2026 // DAY ONE
Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh Bob whyyy) of the first day of the Masters 2026. We’re also joined LIVE from Augusta by Alex Perry from Today’s Golfer who brings us huge insight into the atmosphere, the players and the cheese sandwiches. The Masters is up and running team! Happy Golf Christmas! We’ll see you same time tomorrow for a second daily dose, yeah? Toms Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
THE MASTERS 2026 Pre Party - LIVE From Augusta National!
In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sort of in-depth analysis we can only dream of. Not only that we dive back into the email inbox and answer your questions on breaking 100, handicap in competition etiquette and a serious GDRP issue involving Green's wife. Email Corner is powered by our friends at Todays Golfer You can check out their analysis of the FULL Masters Field here - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
DANNY WILLETT | Winning a major, getting a tee time at Augusta National & 2026 Masters WINNER predicted #TalkBirdieToMe
We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffield lad and all around British golfing LEGEND - DANNY WILLETT. 30 minutes of conversation covering that amazing win back in 2016 and how, EVEN FOR HIM, it’s hard to get an Augusta National tee time. MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and remember use code GIRML10 on the app to get an extra 10% off HOT DEALS https://www.golfnow.com/ You can also take the Golf Now quiz to find out the exact GOLFER you are below https://cloud.marketing.golfnow.co.uk/quiz Make sure you hit that subscribe button as we’ll be back every other Friday for another episode of Talk Birdie To Me! - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Masters week is HERE
It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the hardest golf course in the country. In many ways this is their Masters Moment. So, to prepare for the first (and last?) format featuring a rhyme: TOM GETS A METRONOME TOM THINKS HE’S PLAYING WELL AND we do our first Roast or Toast as we go through one of YOUR scorecards with our pals at England Golf. All this and more heading your way. AND don’t forget this week is of course Masters Week so we’ll be doing DAILY podcasts after each round. AND we’re starting our interview special - Talk Birdie To Me - with a MASTERS CHAMPION this Wednesday. Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What is it like to play SUNNINGDALE FOURSOMES with CHARLEY HULL
Ever wondered how you would fare in a foursomes match if an LPGA player relied on YOU to keep it in the fairway... in today's episode we found out by speaking to professional golfer, turned coach, Ryan Evans. He did JUST THAT a few weeks ago around Sunningdale. You can check out his Insta here. Also on today's episode we start the built up to The Masters next week and dive straight into Email Corner with our friends at Todays Golfer You can check out their analysis of the FULL Masters Field here - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is Driver on Every Tee the BEST Strategy?
Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom tackle a question that has ended more rounds than slow play Should you be taking DRIVER off every tee? We’re talking full send vs playing sensible, when driver is actually the smartest play, and when it’s basically a guaranteed double before you’ve even warmed up. All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom’s Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Should we QUIT REAL LIFE and become… Greenkeepers?
I do declare the golfing season for 2026 open and ready for business. There has been a switch in the air over previous days and it feels like change is afoot. With Augusta around the corner, longer nights approaching and handicap optimise ripe within WhatsApp groups, it would appear the long winter is gone. With all that in mind, The Toms come out the blocks hot announcing two major new partnerships, one with England Golf and one with Today’s Golfer. Ensuring prizes galore over the coming months. Also, it’s Thursday so expect a thorough rummaging in the email inbox. Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What is the BIGGEST CHANGE that’ll get your game to single figures?
Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom dive into another half hour of ramble golf chat including TOMS PLAN THEIR FIRST ROUND TOGETHER IN NEARLY A YEAR TOM COMES UP WITH A TERRIBLE FORMAT IDEA And TOM HAS A VANITY ISSUE All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom’s Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is STRENGTH the answer to better golf?
In today’s episode of GIRML, Green has been hitting in the gym in an attempt to get FIT FOR GOLF… or, let's be honest, so he can hit the ball further. You can check out the golf specific gym HERE The 2026 quest for distance continues. Also, it’s email corner so the inbox is getting raided with YOUR questions. - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
PLAYERS 2026 // WHAT JUST HAPPENED????
Hi Par Pals, welcome to a Players 2026 special where Tom and Tom discuss: ABERG! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?! FITZPATRICK! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??! and ARE CAM YOUNG’S SHOES TOO BIG FOR HIM We also talk about Tom’s 84 and Tom’s chipping tactics. All this and more on the way! [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The FIFTH Major is HERE
OH HELLO GOLFING SEASON 2026... It is officially here because The Players has landed, we are SO back. In today's episode we get knee deep into the analysis around the event while also delving back into the email inbox talking giving up golf membership, breaking 100 and last minute Woburn invites! It's time to dig deep... we.go.again! - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Have we found the BEST TACTIC for your summer golf?
Alright Par Pals? Welcome along to another conversational 18 holes with Toms Green and Price. On the show today: TOM HAS FOUND THE BEST TACTIC FOR SUMMER GOLF TOM IS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD AND SECRET IN THE SIM TOM HASN'T DONE ENOUGH ROUNDS FOR THE MEDAL and TOM FINALLY PARKS HIS PERSONALITY Keep your emails coming and see you Thursday for another dose of this wonderfulness Toms - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
A LISTENER HOLDS A COURSE RECORD.
COME AND SEE US ON TOUR We simply cannot believe it, in todays email special episode of GIRML we have a listener who is ACTUALLY so GOOD at golf he holds a course record... wtf, bossman shot 6 under par. Not only that you can expect - a listener getting WORSE because of lessons, do couples who golf together get more in love and we solve first tee nerves. HUGE EP FROM THE BOYS TBF - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is THIS the hottest topic in golf?
That's right par pals we're back and quite literally MARCHING through the year. Well done everyone. On the show today: TOM MIGHT GET ALIGNMENT STICKS TOM ALSO MIGHT NOT BOTHER WITH ALIGNMENT STICKS TOM IS SWINGING TOO QUICKLY and TOM MENTIONS THE LIVE SHOW ONCE OR TWICE See you there? And see you Thursday, of course Toms x [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Man TURNS PRO with 12 handicap
COME AND SEE US ON TOUR GOLFING GOOBERS… That’s how this podcast starts and it doesn’t get much better there on in. On today’s Thursday email corner you can expect: Amateurs getting blades as their first clubs, German teaching professionals having a 12 handicap and the return of the jester himself, Noel Fielding! - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The biggest CAP REVELATION EVER
Yes please! Gather round par pals, we go again. Today: SWEATY TOM FINALLY WASHES HIS CAPS WHAT'S WEIRD IN YOUR LOCKER? and TOM'S COAT MAKES A FARTY NOISE All this A-grade content and MORE heading your way. Enjoy! See you at the live event, yeah? Toms x - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
A listener email makes us CRY
So, Thursday means it is EMAIL TIME for the lads at GIRML, they delve deep into outlook inbox and come up sucking tees. In today's episode - is Price sponsored by Trevose, the GIRML editors get an ear full, we review the PGA Tour app and a letter from a listener makes the boys cry. It's another game packed ep of golf based lols. - Email: [email protected] Tour Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Have we discovered the BEST VALUE WEDGES EVER?
Alright Par Pals? Anyone fancy a conversational stroll through the worst game ever invented? You DO? Oh well that's good news. You're in the right place. On today's show: TOM TALKS TO A MAN ABOUT WEDGES TOM GETS CROSS ABOUT HOLIDAY GOLF TOM WATCHES TGL and TOM IS STARTING TO LIKE PATRICK REED All this and more heading to your ears (and eyes, hello YouTube) NOW All the best Toms x [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The DEFINITIVE checklist for becoming a MEMBER
Goodness me Thursday rolls around quick, the lads are back this week pulling apart winter golf and the issues with mats, as well as discussing the AGE OLD question of ... given unlimited time and lessons, how long till we got down to scratch. Also, it's Thurs so email corner time!! - Email: [email protected] Tour Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We might have the BEST putting advice for you. Maybe.
Hello Par Pals! Welcome to another bit of golf guff from two men called Tom. On the show today: TOM LIKES PUTTING WHEN THERE'S NO PRESSURE TOM DOESN'T LIKE GOING TO A RANGE TOM DECIDES HE LIKES PATRICK REED and TOM WORKS OUT RORY IS BETTER THAN HIM ALL this and more heading to YOUR ears NOW See you Thursday! Toms x [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
In defence of... slow play!
It is an email we never thought we get, one of you lot reaching out asking for golf to take LONGER and be SLOWED DOWN. The weirdest thing about it all, we potentially do not disagree. So, there is that on today's episode as well as: Green falling in love with lessons, Price telling his Gary Player story again and we EMPTY(ish) the inbox! - Email: [email protected] Tour Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We find THE KEY to YOUR golf in 2026
Hiya Par Pals This time: Tom decides he's going to get good at driving Tom wants to grind Tom isn't interested in ex-footballers playing golf Tom has decided he's going to join a RIDICULOUS course All this and more on the show today Don't forget to join our Discord and buy some tickets to our tour, yeah? Cheers and see you Thursday! Toms [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The world's MOST EXPENSIVE clubhouse
BIG QUESTION to start the podcast, how often should you be replacing your wedges... TG thinks potentially once a season. Why? Because he has fallen in LOVE with the PING S259S that give ultimate spin. Also on today's podcast - we discover the world's most expensive golf breakfast, discuss lag putting breakthroughs, Belfry visits and courses with handicap limits - Email: [email protected] Tour Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The WEIRDEST pro golf move of 2026?
Alright par pals Let's talk golf, if you're up for it. THIS TIME: Tom thinks LIV might legit be in trouble Tom annoys his playing partners AND Tom gets excited about Waste Management See you next time - get your emails in with your three main objectives for the year, yeah? Toms x - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The ONE and ONLY swing thought for 2026
If there is only ONE swing thought you are going to take into this year... what EXACTLY is it! Between The Toms they think they might have cracked it. And it involves Fat Perez from Bob Does Sports. Not only that, only today's episode email corner fires up again leading to questions about - friends on the golf course, Australian listeners and shot tracking. - Email: [email protected] Tour Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Internet Invitational REVIEWED
Hiya Par Pals TODAY: Tom hates organising golf holidays Tom gets excited about a new driver Tom gets upset about swearing on a YouTube video All this and MORE on your latest bulletin from the front line of useless golfers. See you Thursday! Toms x - Email: [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is 2026 the year LIV golf DIES!?!
Here we go friends, we are back with a bang in 2026 and golf is not easing us into the year gently... we've started with a HUGE controversy as the PGA Tour welcomes back Brooks Koepka, meaning a potential LIV Golfer landslide. Also on today's episode expect the following: Price has on-going winter mat dramas, Green books a lad golf trip and emails are dissected. - Email: [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The BIGGEST golf dreams of 2026
Hi Par Pals! Welcome back to another swipe and a swing at this stupid game. On today's show: TOM MEETS A FAN TOM CAN'T PLAY GOLF TOMS ARE ON TOUR TOM WANTS TO PRACTICE MORE All this and more! Strap in everyone! Golf 2026 is here! Toms Email: [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NEW YEAR SPECIAL // SHORT GAME AND HOLIDAYS
COME AND SEE US LIVE - AN EVENING FOR SWINGERS A new dawn, a new day, a new life... for meeee, and i'm slicing goooood! Yes, that is right, we've started the new year with a Michael Bublé reference, and I for one am happy with that actually, cheers thanks for asking. Welcome to the New Years Day GIRML Special, today The Toms will be diving head first into TWO huge topics - SHORT GAME and GOLFING HOLIDAYS! ENJOY X - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // BALLS AND NERVES
Hey Par Pals Welcome to a cheeky little Xmas special episode where Toms take on two big topics per episode. This week: BALLS NERVES That's it, really. Thanks for listening! Toms x - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
HAPPY CHRISTMAS PAR PALS!
What more could you want of a Christmas morning than to slip away from your family and spend some time with your favourite par pals? Here, then, is a little Christmas gift from the Toms. They've thoughtfully chatted about golf for 20 minutes, and also TOM HAS DONE A SONG. As if your Christmas couldn't get any better. See you soon! Toms x - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // ETIQUETTE AND DRIVING
COME SEE US LIVE ON TOUR It is the festive golfing period, so over these most jolly of days The Toms are going to deep dive into some KEY topics to help round off the year, today is it all about golf etiquette and how we can get better at getting off the tee! WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE! - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
LIVE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NOW... and we read some emails!
COME AND SEE US LIVE Tickets for An Evening For Swingers go LIVE at midday today, so that is a thing... but also on today's podcast episode expect an EPIC email corner with such highlights as - two HIO in ONE round of golf, a listener selling this clubs and ACTUAL GOOD life advice (ish) - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
REVEALED: How to be as good as Grant Horvat
Hi Par Pals! Tom's finally lost his mind and decided he can be as good as Grant Horvat. ALSO we chat pretty big topics on the show including: TOM LOVES PLAYING FROM 100 YARDS TOM LOVES SOFT BALLS TOM WANTS TO HIT THE BALL FURTHER All this and some other pipe dreams incoming! Thanks for dropping by! Toms x - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
WE ARE GOING ON TOUR!
That is RIGHT, in 2026 Golf Is Ruining My Life is coming to a city near YOU-ish... we are bringing our show, "An Evening For Swingers" around the UK and we can not WAIT to have you there. Tickets go on sale NEXT Thursday and you can buy them on the website HERE So... that is a thing! Also in today's podcast we dive into the big box of emails and dig out some solid GOLD from you lot, including such topics as: golf, angry golfers and also golf - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Are you MAD not having the max 14 clubs on board?
Alright par pals? It might be December but at least GIRML won't ever close because of wet fairways or drainage issues (don't hold us to this). THIS TIME ON GIRML: TOM NEEDS A FIFTY DEGREE TOM GETS READY TO PLAY GOLF TOM GETS ANGRY ABOUT AUSTRALIA TOM HAS A TECHNICAL ISSUE All this and, as ever, much much more. Enjoy! Toms x - Email - [email protected] Discord Tik Tok Youtube Merch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices