Golf Is Ruining My Life

Well well well. Turns out Rory only wants one green jacket. After a rollercoaster of a round, join Tom and Tom for more analysis (gut based hot takes) and facts (quickly googled while mid-sentence). On the show today they discuss CAN Rory win another Masters, WILL Cam Johnson pip him to the post and exactly HOW Scottie Scheffler is the worst person to have playing ahead of you. Don’t forget to join us tonight at around 930 BST for a live stream over on YouTube, as we watch the best tournament of the year come to a close. Blood sweat and tears incoming. Well, certainly the second two. See you later! - Tonights live - https://youtube.com/live/FTfSPSSrqO8 Toms ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. Maybe. Just Maybe. The lads are back chatting with Alex from Todays Golfer on the hallowed turf of those Georgia Links. The only issue is that Green has been for a curry, watched zero golf, and had three pints of strong continental larger. It’s not ideal for us for the sponsors. Strap yourself in for 30 mins of lukewarm takes and even more lukewarm-er-er banter. TOMS ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh Bob whyyy) of the first day of the Masters 2026. We’re also joined LIVE from Augusta by Alex Perry from Today’s Golfer who brings us huge insight into the atmosphere, the players and the cheese sandwiches. The Masters is up and running team! Happy Golf Christmas! We’ll see you same time tomorrow for a second daily dose, yeah? Toms ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sort of in-depth analysis we can only dream of. Not only that we dive back into the email inbox and answer your questions on breaking 100, handicap in competition etiquette and a serious GDRP issue involving Green's wife. Email Corner is powered by our friends at ⁠Todays Golfer⁠ You can check out their analysis of the FULL Masters Field ⁠here⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffield lad and all around British golfing LEGEND - DANNY WILLETT. 30 minutes of conversation covering that amazing win back in 2016 and how, EVEN FOR HIM, it’s hard to get an Augusta National tee time. MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and remember use code GIRML10 on the app to get an extra 10% off HOT DEALS https://www.golfnow.com/ You can also take the Golf Now quiz to find out the exact GOLFER you are below https://cloud.marketing.golfnow.co.uk/quiz Make sure you hit that subscribe button as we’ll be back every other Friday for another episode of Talk Birdie To Me! - New episode of GIRML... Monday, Thursday and Friday (fortnightly) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the hardest golf course in the country. In many ways this is their Masters Moment. So, to prepare for the first (and last?) format featuring a rhyme: TOM GETS A METRONOME TOM THINKS HE’S PLAYING WELL AND we do our first Roast or Toast as we go through one of YOUR scorecards with our pals at England Golf. All this and more heading your way. AND don’t forget this week is of course Masters Week so we’ll be doing DAILY podcasts after each round. AND we’re starting our interview special - Talk Birdie To Me - with a MASTERS CHAMPION this Wednesday. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ IGOLF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ever wondered how you would fare in a foursomes match if an LPGA player relied on YOU to keep it in the fairway... in today's episode we found out by speaking to professional golfer, turned coach, Ryan Evans. He did JUST THAT a few weeks ago around Sunningdale. You can check out his Insta here. Also on today's episode we start the built up to The Masters next week and dive straight into Email Corner with our friends at Todays Golfer You can check out their analysis of the FULL Masters Field here - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom tackle a question that has ended more rounds than slow play Should you be taking DRIVER off every tee? We’re talking full send vs playing sensible, when driver is actually the smartest play, and when it’s basically a guaranteed double before you’ve even warmed up. All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom’s ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I do declare the golfing season for 2026 open and ready for business. There has been a switch in the air over previous days and it feels like change is afoot. With Augusta around the corner, longer nights approaching and handicap optimise ripe within WhatsApp groups, it would appear the long winter is gone. With all that in mind, The Toms come out the blocks hot announcing two major new partnerships, one with England Golf and one with Today’s Golfer. Ensuring prizes galore over the coming months. Also, it’s Thursday so expect a thorough rummaging in the email inbox. ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alright Par Pals, On today’s show Tom and Tom dive into another half hour of ramble golf chat including TOMS PLAN THEIR FIRST ROUND TOGETHER IN NEARLY A YEAR TOM COMES UP WITH A TERRIBLE FORMAT IDEA And TOM HAS A VANITY ISSUE All this and more heading your way. See you Thursday! Tom’s ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In today’s episode of GIRML, Green has been hitting in the gym in an attempt to get FIT FOR GOLF… or, let's be honest, so he can hit the ball further. You can check out the golf specific gym HERE The 2026 quest for distance continues. Also, it’s email corner so the inbox is getting raided with YOUR questions. - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi Par Pals, welcome to a Players 2026 special where Tom and Tom discuss: ABERG! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?! FITZPATRICK! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??! and ⁠ARE CAM YOUNG’S SHOES TOO BIG FOR HIM We also talk about Tom’s 84 and Tom’s chipping tactics. All this and more on the way! [email protected] ⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ ⁠Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

OH HELLO GOLFING SEASON 2026... It is officially here because The Players has landed, we are SO back. In today's episode we get knee deep into the analysis around the event while also delving back into the email inbox talking giving up golf membership, breaking 100 and last minute Woburn invites! It's time to dig deep... we.go.again! - ⁠⁠⁠Email⁠⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alright Par Pals? Welcome along to another conversational 18 holes with Toms Green and Price. On the show today: TOM HAS FOUND THE BEST TACTIC FOR SUMMER GOLF TOM IS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD AND SECRET IN THE SIM TOM HASN'T DONE ENOUGH ROUNDS FOR THE MEDAL and TOM FINALLY PARKS HIS PERSONALITY Keep your emails coming and see you Thursday for another dose of this wonderfulness Toms - [email protected] ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠ ⁠Youtube⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

⁠COME AND SEE US ON TOUR We simply cannot believe it, in todays email special episode of GIRML we have a listener who is ACTUALLY so GOOD at golf he holds a course record... wtf, bossman shot 6 under par. Not only that you can expect - a listener getting WORSE because of lessons, do couples who golf together get more in love and we solve first tee nerves. HUGE EP FROM THE BOYS TBF - ⁠⁠Email⁠⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

That's right par pals we're back and quite literally MARCHING through the year. Well done everyone. On the show today: TOM MIGHT GET ALIGNMENT STICKS TOM ALSO MIGHT NOT BOTHER WITH ALIGNMENT STICKS TOM IS SWINGING TOO QUICKLY and TOM MENTIONS THE LIVE SHOW ONCE OR TWICE See you there? And see you Thursday, of course Toms x [email protected] ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠ ⁠Youtube⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COME AND SEE US ON TOUR GOLFING GOOBERS… That’s how this podcast starts and it doesn’t get much better there on in. On today’s Thursday email corner you can expect: Amateurs getting blades as their first clubs, German teaching professionals having a 12 handicap and the return of the jester himself, Noel Fielding! - ⁠Email⁠ - [email protected] ⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ ⁠Tour⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yes please! Gather round par pals, we go again. Today: SWEATY TOM FINALLY WASHES HIS CAPS WHAT'S WEIRD IN YOUR LOCKER? and TOM'S COAT MAKES A FARTY NOISE All this A-grade content and MORE heading your way. Enjoy! See you at the live event, yeah? Toms x - Email - [email protected] ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠ ⁠Youtube⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So, Thursday means it is EMAIL TIME for the lads at GIRML, they delve deep into outlook inbox and come up sucking tees. In today's episode - is Price sponsored by Trevose, the GIRML editors get an ear full, we review the PGA Tour app and a letter from a listener makes the boys cry. It's another game packed ep of golf based lols. - Email: [email protected] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices