Get Off My Lawn Podcast #43 | Why does everything have to be so perfumed?

I start out crapping on doggie doo doo bags and how much I hate that they're perfumed. This starts a whole rant about all the things I hate including flip-flops, fake boobs, baby boomers' ring tones, the beeping sound trucks make when they go in reverse, helmets on ski slopes, and the way restaurants give everyone a gigantic glass of water before anyone orders anything. I thought the common thread for all of these would be deception but self-indulgence and cowardice are also big contenders. When I become dictator, all of this will be abolished.