Garage Sale Gloat

This one starts off grouchy, but it’s all uphill for Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell as a drippy morning gets sunnier and the talk turns to ELO and Stevie Nicks. Then it goes downhill fast.                    

This one starts off grouchy, but it’s all uphill for Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell as a drippy morning gets sunnier and the talk turns to ELO and Stevie Nicks. Then it goes downhill fast.  

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get off to a slow start, but things escalate. Also: horrible lies and slander about Anne Bancroft!                        

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get off to a slow start, but things escalate. Also: horrible lies and slander about Anne Bancroft!    

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell were supposed to get rained out this week, but the rain wimped out and found a bounty of CHEAP-ASS stuff!                      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell were supposed to get rained out this week, but the rain wimped out and found a bounty of CHEAP-ASS stuff!      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell go into another suspiciously beautiful day and potentially dodge a husband/wife serial killer team!                      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell go into another suspiciously beautiful day and potentially dodge a husband/wife serial killer team!        

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell have another memorable day despite some GLOOMY-ASS weather! Bonus Richard Simmons story!                          

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell have another memorable day despite some GLOOMY-ASS weather! Bonus Richard Simmons story!          

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get off to an angry start with a suck-ass slow as molasses estate sale and welcome a guest – MIKE X AKA MR. FUN!!                            

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get off to an angry start with a suck-ass slow as molasses estate sale and welcome a guest – MIKE X AKA MR. FUN!!            

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell have another EPIC day on GARAGE SALE ROAD!                          

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell have another EPIC day on GARAGE SALE ROAD!            

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell brave the rain and MAKE LIKE A BABY AND HEAD OUT on a THURSDAY!                        

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell brave the rain and MAKE LIKE A BABY AND HEAD OUT on a THURSDAY!          

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some comics, teeth, a MYSTERY BOX and discuss obscene things to do with a Ninja Turtle bath mitt.                    

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some comics, teeth, a MYSTERY BOX and discuss obscene things to do with a Ninja Turtle bath mitt.        

  Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet the “free comics” guy and SPOILER: the comics are not free.            

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet the “free comics” guy and SPOILER: the comics are not free.        

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet a DEVIL-CHILD, hit the PANIC BUTTON, insult the ELDERLY and then go home!          

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet a DEVIL-CHILD, hit the PANIC BUTTON, insult the ELDERLY and then go home!        

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! It’s another LONG ONE as the garage sales flow andf the trunk of the GLOATMOBILE is quickly filled! This week: an obscene banana disturbs our hosts!      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! It’s another LONG ONE as the garage sales flow andf the trunk of the GLOATMOBILE is quickly filled! This week: an obscene banana disturbs our hosts!      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! And after addressing the 1 YEAR GAP in Gloats, they proceed to have a BOUNTIFUL DAY!    

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! And after addressing the 1 YEAR GAP in Gloats, they proceed to have a BOUNTIFUL DAY!        

The 2023 GARAGE SALE SEASON HAS BEGUN!! Join Chris Honeywell, Johnny Bueno and Mike X as they hit an awesome estate sale and then a MASSIVE neighborhood sale! The only way to know what they plundered is to LISTEN! LET THE GLOAT BEGIN!

The 2023 GARAGE SALE SEASON HAS BEGUN!! Join Chris Honeywell, Johnny Bueno and Mike X as they hit an awesome estate sale and then a MASSIVE neighborhood sale! The only way to know what they plundered is to LISTEN! LET THE GLOAT BEGIN!          

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell dig up some deals including a Darth Vader Helmet and 25 cent vinyl!!!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell dig up some deals including a Darth Vader Helmet and 25 cent vinyl!!!        

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell set out to SLIM PICKINS in suburbia, yet they still manage to go HOGG WILD!!!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell set out to SLIM PICKINS in suburbia, yet they still manage to go HOGG WILD!!!      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell sail the garage seas and see a sweaty Florida man on the run in the wild, have an I-Talian sub and even go to a few garage sales!!!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell sail the garage seas and see a sweaty Florida man on the run in the wild, have an I-Talian sub and even go to a few garage sales!!!      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some duds from some surly goth teens and ALWAYS check the super 8mm movie reels!!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some duds from some surly goth teens and ALWAYS check the super 8mm movie reels!!    

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell battle dealers and Santa Clause merchants to garner some tiny treasures!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell battle dealers and Santa Clause merchants to garner some tiny treasures!  

It’s LATE in summer – but BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! This week Chris Honeywell is hauled around by the LEGENDARY JOHNNY BUENO! Tune in and learn all about VIC’S MAGIC HANDS! Who is JIM and why is he the CAMPMASTER?  

It’s LATE in summer – but BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! This week Chris Honeywell is hauled around by the LEGENDARY JOHNNY BUENO! Tune in and learn all about VIC’S MAGIC HANDS! Who is JIM and why is he the CAMPMASTER?  

For a short trip, Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell somehow produce a BEEFY GLOAT! Scott goes Hawaiian (and BANANAS) – Chris takes a sit and a spin and recounts an OFF THE GRID neighborhood sale he found the week before!

For a short trip, Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell somehow produce a BEEFY GLOAT! Scott goes Hawaiian (and BANANAS) – Chris takes a sit and a spin and recounts an OFF THE GRID neighborhood sale he found the week before!  

SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are on the road again !! Maybe they’ll get some rewards – maybe they’ll get their rug shampooed!

SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are on the road again !! Maybe they’ll get some rewards – maybe they’ll get their rug shampooed!

SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are BACK! NO PLAGUE SHALL END THE GLOAT!!

SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are BACK! NO PLAGUE SHALL END THE GLOAT!! https://twotruefreaks.com/podcast/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Garage-Sale-Gloat-75.mp3

Join Scott, Chris and “Laugh Track” Tina as they take a short garage sailing jaunt only to be thwarted by the DRIVING RAIN and EXCESSIVE AIR CONDITIONING. Still, SCORES ARE SCORED and at least there’s MEATLOAF!

Join Scott, Tina and Chris on a rare SUNDAY GLOAT where the PICKIN’S ARE SLIM, but rest assured, there ARE pickin’s! Some days you hit the jackpot, and some days are like this one…..

Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell go at the Garage Trail without Tina this week and uncover a NEST OF PORN, pick up a FURBACCA hitchhiker, a boxful of Magic Cards, some SPACE SHEET MUSIC and MANY MORE TREASURES!

Join “Hard Deal” McGregor, Laugh Track Tina and Junkyard Chris as they get in the Gloatmobile for another SCROUNGING SESSION! A surprising number of garage sales for a May day and a story from Chris!