Garage Sale Gloat

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some comics, teeth, a MYSTERY BOX and discuss obscene things to do with a Ninja Turtle bath mitt.                    

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some comics, teeth, a MYSTERY BOX and discuss obscene things to do with a Ninja Turtle bath mitt.        

  Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet the “free comics” guy and SPOILER: the comics are not free.            

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet the “free comics” guy and SPOILER: the comics are not free.        

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet a DEVIL-CHILD, hit the PANIC BUTTON, insult the ELDERLY and then go home!          

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet a DEVIL-CHILD, hit the PANIC BUTTON, insult the ELDERLY and then go home!        

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! It’s another LONG ONE as the garage sales flow andf the trunk of the GLOATMOBILE is quickly filled! This week: an obscene banana disturbs our hosts!      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! It’s another LONG ONE as the garage sales flow andf the trunk of the GLOATMOBILE is quickly filled! This week: an obscene banana disturbs our hosts!      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! And after addressing the 1 YEAR GAP in Gloats, they proceed to have a BOUNTIFUL DAY!    

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! And after addressing the 1 YEAR GAP in Gloats, they proceed to have a BOUNTIFUL DAY!        

The 2023 GARAGE SALE SEASON HAS BEGUN!! Join Chris Honeywell, Johnny Bueno and Mike X as they hit an awesome estate sale and then a MASSIVE neighborhood sale! The only way to know what they plundered is to LISTEN! LET THE GLOAT BEGIN!

The 2023 GARAGE SALE SEASON HAS BEGUN!! Join Chris Honeywell, Johnny Bueno and Mike X as they hit an awesome estate sale and then a MASSIVE neighborhood sale! The only way to know what they plundered is to LISTEN! LET THE GLOAT BEGIN!          

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell dig up some deals including a Darth Vader Helmet and 25 cent vinyl!!!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell dig up some deals including a Darth Vader Helmet and 25 cent vinyl!!!        

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell set out to SLIM PICKINS in suburbia, yet they still manage to go HOGG WILD!!!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell set out to SLIM PICKINS in suburbia, yet they still manage to go HOGG WILD!!!      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell sail the garage seas and see a sweaty Florida man on the run in the wild, have an I-Talian sub and even go to a few garage sales!!!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell sail the garage seas and see a sweaty Florida man on the run in the wild, have an I-Talian sub and even go to a few garage sales!!!      

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some duds from some surly goth teens and ALWAYS check the super 8mm movie reels!!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some duds from some surly goth teens and ALWAYS check the super 8mm movie reels!!    

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell battle dealers and Santa Clause merchants to garner some tiny treasures!

Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell battle dealers and Santa Clause merchants to garner some tiny treasures!  

It’s LATE in summer – but BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! This week Chris Honeywell is hauled around by the LEGENDARY JOHNNY BUENO! Tune in and learn all about VIC’S MAGIC HANDS! Who is JIM and why is he the CAMPMASTER?  

It’s LATE in summer – but BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! This week Chris Honeywell is hauled around by the LEGENDARY JOHNNY BUENO! Tune in and learn all about VIC’S MAGIC HANDS! Who is JIM and why is he the CAMPMASTER?  

For a short trip, Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell somehow produce a BEEFY GLOAT! Scott goes Hawaiian (and BANANAS) – Chris takes a sit and a spin and recounts an OFF THE GRID neighborhood sale he found the week before!

For a short trip, Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell somehow produce a BEEFY GLOAT! Scott goes Hawaiian (and BANANAS) – Chris takes a sit and a spin and recounts an OFF THE GRID neighborhood sale he found the week before!  

SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are on the road again !! Maybe they’ll get some rewards – maybe they’ll get their rug shampooed!

SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are on the road again !! Maybe they’ll get some rewards – maybe they’ll get their rug shampooed!

SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are BACK! NO PLAGUE SHALL END THE GLOAT!!

SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are BACK! NO PLAGUE SHALL END THE GLOAT!! https://twotruefreaks.com/podcast/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Garage-Sale-Gloat-75.mp3

Join Scott, Chris and “Laugh Track” Tina as they take a short garage sailing jaunt only to be thwarted by the DRIVING RAIN and EXCESSIVE AIR CONDITIONING. Still, SCORES ARE SCORED and at least there’s MEATLOAF!

Join Scott, Tina and Chris on a rare SUNDAY GLOAT where the PICKIN’S ARE SLIM, but rest assured, there ARE pickin’s! Some days you hit the jackpot, and some days are like this one…..

Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell go at the Garage Trail without Tina this week and uncover a NEST OF PORN, pick up a FURBACCA hitchhiker, a boxful of Magic Cards, some SPACE SHEET MUSIC and MANY MORE TREASURES!

Join “Hard Deal” McGregor, Laugh Track Tina and Junkyard Chris as they get in the Gloatmobile for another SCROUNGING SESSION! A surprising number of garage sales for a May day and a story from Chris!

Welcome back to GARAGE SALE GLOAT! Join Chris, Scott and Tina as they navigate the GLOATMOBILE to the giant bi-annual community garage sale that was in the PREMIER EPISODE of GSG! Book problems will be worsened, Star Wars toys will be found on May The Fourth and a HOLY GRAIL [...]

Now that the WINTER THAW has begun – we have unearthed a LOST EPISODE from LAST SUMMER! Join Scott, Tina and Chris in this episode from SUNNIER DAYS just a few months ago.Get ready – A NEW GARAGE SALE SEASON IS COMING!

SURPRISE SURPRISE! Garage Sale Gloat is BACK with a GUEST GLOATER! Join Two True Freaks CO-CREATOR AND CHRIS’ BEST BUDDY SCOTT GARDNER as he prowls the DESOLATE YARD SALE EXPANSES OF SUNNY FLORIDA choked with OLD PEOPLE SALES and manages to STILL STRIKE GOLD! ALSO – Catch up with Scott [...]

Join Scott, Tina and Chris as they scour the streets in The Gloatmobile, looking to fill their quota of junk. This week starts off looking like a real bummer, man, until an amazing BOOK SALE turns it all around!

Join Chris, Scott and Tina as they venture out into SUPER WEIRDO LAND. Guess what? It gets WEIRD! We’re talking PORN. All different kinds of PORN. Tune in and FIND OUT!

Join Chris, Scott and Tina as they sail the GARAGE SEAS for fame, fortune and cool, cheap STUFF! This week week, things don’t go too well for Scott and Chris, but Tina hits the JACKPOT!!

Join Scott, Chris and Laugh Track Tina on a garage sailing adventure cut short by an unexpected torrential downpour but not before acquiring one of our most obscene and racist items, a box full of comics, a METHMOBILE and explore a CREEPY DOLL MANSION ESTATE SALE! HUNKER DOWN – IT’S [...]

Join Chris Honeywell, Scott Gardner and Laugh Track Tina© as they are joined by Scott’s LEGENDARY MOTHER – MS MGREGOR! She was garage sailing before any of us were even realizing what our baby toys would be worth someday! PLUS – TALKY-GUY FOILED NOT ONCE – BUT TWICE!!!!It was a [...]

IT’S A GOOD DAY TO BE SAILIN’! Join Chris Honeywell, Scott McGregor and Laugh Track Tina as they LIVE THE DREAM! Scott stocks up on SURVIVAL BOOKS, Chris stocks up on CLOCKS and Tina gets MORE LEATHER and THE PRICES ARE RIGHT!

Welcome to a MEGA-SUMMER CROSSOVER EPISODE! Join Scott McGregor, Laugh-Track Tina, Chris Honeywell and special guest DARIO GONZALEZ – LIVE FROM QUEENS, NYC! This is PART ONE of a TWO PART EPIC of Dario’s visit at the end of June. This episode chronicals their GARAGE SAILING and GARAGE SELLING at [...]

Join your hosts Chris, Scott and Tina as they navigate the SWELTERING GARAGE SALE LANDSCAPE! It’s definitely SUMMER – it’s HOT and the garage sales are MELTING! SO OUR OUR HERO’S BRAINS! It’s hit and miss, but some NUGGETS are garnered!BEWARE- THIS ONE GOES OUT IN A BLAST OF TECHNICAL [...]

Join Chris, Scott and Tina for a SHORT, but FRUITFUL day of garage sailing. Today we see the example of HOW YOU RUN A NEIGHBORHOOD SALE. Friendly, plentiful and all the stuff is CHEAP! SPEAKING OUR LANGUAGE!

Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell cast out on an overcast day. Things don’t look good – BUT WHAT’S THIS? DOES GROM COME THROUGH? Is Chris being for real about his PERSONAL HYGENE? Will Scott POP OFF about his POP UP book? Will YOU? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

Join Scott, Tina and Chris as they raise the MIZZEN MAST and hit the GARAGE SAILIN’ SEA for the first time this season! Typically Memorial Day is a pretty crappy day for garage sales in this town – but that’s not how it was meant to be today! EVERYBODY GETS [...]

Summer’s almost gone, and the PICKIN’S are gettin’ SLIMMER. Join Scott McGregor, Chris Honeywell and SPECIAL GUEST Tina as they scour the countryside for GOOD JUNK! It’s a short episode, but some GLOATWORTHY SCORES are still found!

It’s getting late in the season and Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor head out with special guest Tammy to see what’s left to RUSTLE UP. Turns out Tina gets the FIND OF THE DAY AWARD! Also – It’s BACK TO VIC’S for more PERFECT ONION RINGS and DEEP FRIED GARBAGE [...]