Garage Logic

The gang is back at the Fair and there's no better way to start it all off than with Marjorie Johnson. The guys, with Marjorie's help, honor our newest Medal of Freedom recipient. Joshua Cunningham drops by to discuss his art and where you can find him.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe ponders the bustling of the State Fair. Forget volcanos, the Big Earthquake is something for you to worry about. The illegal immigrant that is charged with murder in Iowa had to really jump through some hoops to override paperwork.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Failed Academy is introducing gender classes that you cannot possible fail. This is the beginning of the end. Joe recalls Paul Harvey doing a three minute bit from 1965: "if I Were the Devil" Hmmmmmm. State Fair tomorrow!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I truly cannot put into words what Joe had to bring to the GL'ers. Listen at your own risk. Onto other things, a current study states that children are not reading books, magazines, etc. at all. What a sad state for our future.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe learns of some confusion with the state fair schedule. Uh-oh! Is there a rather large national earthquake coming? Forget volcanos, this is what we need to worry about. Joe tells ma joke about chimps and that leads to a great cartoon bubble. Political candidates abducted by aliens? Nope!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe is back in the chair, with a lot on his plate. Rep. Keith Ellison has a problem. He might be left leaning, but that doesn't make him a liar. Joe says that we need to see a copy of the tape, if it exists.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A new TV channel for Joe has the staff mocking him. A 1666 fire in London destroys almost everything in it's path. The shootings in Chicago need to get more attention. What would happen if that many shootings took place in the Twin Cities?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A new TV channel for Joe has the staff mocking him. A 1666 fire in London destroys almost everything in it's path. The shootings in Chicago need to get more attention. What would happen if that many shootings took place in the Twin Cities?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Best of Garage Logic today. Great lineup: Gregg the Cow Guy/Old Bar Mockery/Who is Pauline?/Otto Schmidt ObitSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BOGL- A PRETTY CLASSIC BEST OF. SOME OF THE FUNNIEST AND HARDEST LAUGHTER THERE HAS EVER BEEN. HOLLYWOOD SQUARES/REJECTED BOND TITLES/SLIDERS & SLAMMERS/BUCK TEETH "55" ALL THAT AND A SCRAMBLE!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As the radio show winds down, some of the good solid segments are replayed. New phone technology for Joe and 'The Donkey segment' Huh? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rookie replays some of the fun uplifting bits from GL over the years! Joe's Great Vacuum story and Crazy Bread, included~See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Don Shelby takes a call from Carl who had some things to say about Joe. He also told a Joke! Some talk about politics, family and careers over the years. A nice listenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Former WCCO-TV and Radio vet Don Shelby takes to the Mayor's chair today. The staff's chat with Don was very nice, laid back and natural. It was very nice to finally have him fill in! He had some nice words to say about Joe and Garage Logic.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rookie takes a couple of his favorite segments from Garage Logic over the years. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Best of Garage Logic, including Rookie's drunk call from last Friday!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe announces the changes being made to 1500 and the shows run of 25 years ending. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The second hour of Friday's show including more talk on the anthem and the changes to 1500. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Why would a friend push another three stories down into the water? Joe says it's because people are losing touch with nature and as a result of this the social contract is also suffering. NOAA releases it's Hurricane Forecast for this year. Kind of like in Trading Places, when Clarence Beeks, from Lyndhurst Security, gets the crop report for FCOJ. Pledge of Allegiance trouble in an Atlanta school.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe is wondering how long an Orca whale mother will keep her dead calf close to her. There are pictures of her with her dying calf. What goes through their mind? Nature. Davidson College in North Carolina has a professor the has contract grading. This is what is wrong with our world.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe has always said the the NY Times has the best obituaries. The latest is the one they did on Stan Mikita. It followed his whole story all the way from Eastern Europe. really good. The NFL has come one step closer to Joe's prediction that it will be a reality TV show. They are starting to use male cheerleaders. AhhhhSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Liberals may be losing the political fight, as some of the elections recently have gone to republicans. Joe wonders if this trend will continue during the upcoming elections. Is President Trump more popular than ever? Hillbilly Elegy? Joe likes JD Vance.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wildfires that are burning up across the country should be put into perspective. Joe gives some numbers of what some of the most spectacular and grand fires were across the country and the state of Minnesota. Scandia a tourist mecca?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How much is a gallon of gas if you have one dollar? Confused? So was the entire staff. They could not get this number correct. It's pretty good. President Trump should not want to do away with any of the Press, regardless if he doesn't care for them. No way says Joe. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe points out there the violence in Chicago is so bad, there is a website dedicated to show the numbers. Fr. Michael Phleger is on a charge to bring awareness to this. Souch says it starts with the families and community members. Marching on the freeway? Does that help? Robert Martin dies at 99. He was a true hero and should be remembered for his bravery.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe mentions that cell phones are ruining the social interaction of kids . They are not reading, not looking people in the eye and suffering with social issues. A bystander in Florida, shoots a man randomly firing at people. He legally owned the gun and will not be charged.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

An extremely dumb guy taunts a bison in the road. Joe confirms that this adds to people losing their relationship or understanding of nature. That leads to Joe mentioning his trip to Yellowstone, plus his brother calling in to tell some tales of the trip-LOL! CNN ponders President Trump sending signals to a secret group? Huh? George Yancy, a prof at Emory University, talks bluntly about academic bias.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is the deal with 3D gun blueprints? Joe is a little confused as to why this would even show its ugly head. NY Times new tech writer is at it again. More details come out and she still is employed there. Wow. Lady leaves her kitchen door open all of the time and a bear makes himself at home. Close the door!! Scramble!!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah Jeong is the latest hire at the NY Times. She is the tech writer and came under fire for some ugliness on Twitter. She won't be fired, most likely because she is Asian dissent. Joe says that it's okay for her to do this because she if a lefty, they can do no wrong.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe is sent a photo of a coyote casually walking in Saint Paul and Animal Control scoffs at the fact that they are dangerous. WHAT?? Red Tide in Florida is killing sea turtles and sea life. Just Nature? The video game Fortnight has some parents scrambling for 'game coaches' It's the End of the World!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A new study out show that Minnesota is the happiest state to live in. Joe wonder what the criteria is to be even in the top ten. Donkeys in Santorini, Greece and truly burdened beasts, as people traveling are getting heavier. Such remarks that the state fairs across the country are all about food and new foods get all of the publicity!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A man caught some very bad bacteria after a dog licked him. He ended up losing his hands and legs beneath the knees. Horrible! Joe admits to trying to put a sweatshirt on, however, it was a pair of pants-LOL Pizza delivery guy plays piano like a champ!~See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The entire staff calculates their own Cylinder Index. Joe admits that his has taken a hit over recent years. Rookie accuses him of being a minimalist. Rookie does better than he thinks. To show how socialism does not work, Joe uses toilet paper as an example of how it fails. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The family of Thurman Blevins is making demands that Joe says cannot be acted on. The video speaks for itself. We have rules in place to prosecute when appropriate and they need to be followed, not matter how bitter of a pill it would be for members of the family. What new beers at the MN State Fair tickle Joe's fancy?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe talks about society and how we need to follow the rules and how accountability for your own actions is so important. when you make poor decisions, it will eventually backfire. Where are the community leaders to say stay out of trouble and you will never have to deal with the police.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe discusses the current situation in Minneapolis. The police cam video has been released and some members of the community are very unhappy with the decision and want to handle in their own way. Joe reminds listeners that we have laws in place and we need to follow them. The Blevins situation unfolding will tell a lot,See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe reports that the British tabloids are completely focused on some bug. Someone in the Three River Park System has told kids to basically stop doing fun things in the park. What the heck? Come on! A great new idea for the state fair involving pennies!! SCRAMBLE!~!!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe asked former Senator Bob Lessard, who is running for Attorney General, on the air. Joe's simple question: Why are you running? What does distilled water do? Jail time for you if you mess with straws? Maybe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The NY Post is doing a very poor job of reporting that millennials are quitting their lucrative full time jobs, because it is just too much. What? Is this what we have been training our children for all of these years? UGH! The Academy is truly destroying itself at the base.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rookie comes back from New York and confesses that he was a dancer on Live with Kelly and Ryan-Reuvers posts it on FB, Twitter and Instagram- whoops!! Such comments on President Trump and how he is currently acting toward the Press. A Euphorian that aspire solar gets his car ruined by the hot sun when it melts the interior-LOLSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Joe read another story of a woman out of touch with nature in which a mountain lion was found sleeping on her couch. He also had another story from the failed academy at Manchester University. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe discusses the latest report that now blames climate change to the rising rates in suicide. He also was very fired up for the blood moon tonight, only to discover that it is not visible here in the U.S. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Such boy is back in studio and jumps right into the Coyote problem in the Capitol City. Animal Control Supervisor Molly Lunaris has some interesting words on this problem. They are thinking about taxing water in New Jersey-What Joe says~why haven't they been putting money into infrastructure all these years?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The University of Texas sir trying to get rid of masculinity. Mysterians tend to not like ambitiousness. That's their calling card. Joe gives his theory on leashed dogs. You want something to worry about that you cannot do anything about? Joe lets you know.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jay welcomes former MN Correctional Officer Robert Uran, who worked up through the ranks to Lt. Robert says that Minn Core knows of these risks and should not be putting these employees at such risk.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.