Garage Logic

Mischke makes a call to a listener and, suddenly and inexplicably, the sun bursts from the clouds. Come take a ride to the moon and back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a guy in the Philippines who takes Lent very seriously. Mayor Mamdani of New York wants to hire 80 of his activist friends despite a budget shortfall. Complaints against Minneapolis police chief Brian Ohara probably don't mean too much. Patrick joins from the opening game and John Heidt with the news. 1 crew member rescued after US fighter jet shot down in Iran, AP sources sayCharges: Plymouth day care worker had BAC of 0.356 when she fell on top of child, owners push back on police reportGovernment appeals order releasing 5-year-old Liam Ramos and father from ICE detentionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Minnesotans could pay upward of $20 billion every year in a few decades if the state doesn’t adapt to climate change, according to a new study from the Minnesota Pollution Control Agency.The Legislature-mandated report, which was released Monday, March 16, says the costs of not adapting to the warming climate are higher than if the state began to make necessary changes.Minnesota has seen heavier rainfall, smokier air and warmer summers in recent years as a result of climate change, according to the report.“Investing in adaptation reduces costly risks to the state and its residents,” the report said.If the state invests more in climate projects, it could cost $2.5 billion to $4.1 billion annually, considerably less than what the long-term negative effects are expected to cost Minnesota. Expenses for failure to adapt could balloon up to $57 billion by 2070.After a bill to lower license tab fees failed in the Minnesota House transportation committee, the cost is unlikely to go down anytime soon.In 2023, the legislature increased the tax rate for license tab fees, while at the same time dramatically slowing the rate of depreciation, so you pay a higher rate on an artificially high valuation on your vehicle.There’s a bill in the house to lower the license tab tax rate from 1.575% of your vehicle’s value to 1.285%, while also speeding up the depreciation of your car.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New information on Keith Ellison's alleged involvement in the FOF scandal. A legitimate businessman tried to get a grant from the state and was rebuffed. Trump pardoned a nursing home tycoon who cheated people out of $39 million. A gloom and doom update: undersea cables, which can be ripped apart by ships dragging their anchor, is a disaster we haven't even thought about. John Heidt with the news. Minneapolis police concerned about increase in motor vehicle theftsAllina, union reach tentative deal on first contract for 600 medical workersTrump says Pam Bondi, loyalist who oversaw Justice Department upheaval, out as AG - KSTP.com 5 Eyewitness NewsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mischke interviews Kevin Ashton, the author of "The Story of Stories: The Million-Year History of a Uniquely Human Art." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Minneapolis City Council Member Latrisha Vetaw (Ward 4) joins Jay and Kenny at the Crabby Coffee Shop for an in-depth conversation on the current state of Minneapolis politics.She opens up about the deep divisions within the City Council — particularly the split with the Democratic Socialists — and shares her perspective on how a city should actually be run. From public safety and housing to economic development and quality of life, Vetaw discusses what’s working, what’s broken, and the practical steps needed to create a safer, stronger, and more thriving Minneapolis for everyone.Raw, honest, and insightful — this episode pulls back the curtain on local governance in one of America’s most watched cities.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where are the missing high-level NASA scientists and researchers? (Not Here) FOF defendant gets off practically scot-free. Kristi Noems Husband wears the double k, I need help in aisle five undergarments. John Heidt with the news. Baby inside car stolen from Minneapolis day care found safe but thief escapesNew Minnesota Twins season brings new ballpark food optionsKristi Noem's Husband Allegedly Told Model His Wife Was Having Affair with Her Adviser: 'There's Nothing I Can Do About It' See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026. Dayton James Webber, 27, of La Plata, Md., was arraigned in the District Court of Maryland for Charles County after being located in Charlottesville, Virginia, and arrested following the fatal shooting of 27‑year‑old Bradrick Michael Wells, according to court documents. United Airlines is launching the North American version of the Air New Zealand Skycouch idea: a dedicated row of three economy seats whose leg rests flip up after takeoff to create a couch or bed-like surface, with a mattress pad, extra bedding, pillows, and family-oriented amenities.It launches next year, sits between Economy and Premium Plus, and United calls it the “Relax Row.” They plan for ‘up to’ 12 sections per widebody aircraft and a rollout to 200+ widebodies by 2030.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some fun audio from Canada's Winnipeg as a new political party tries to assemble itself. Saint Paul's outgoing Mayor Melvin Carter gave hundreds of thousands of dollars in bonuses to his departing staff. The kids at Blaine high school have to read some really lousy books. Finally, even sharks in the Bahamas use cocaine. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join Pat and Joe for another round of your sports talk.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Audio of the Minneapolis city council meeting revealing childish behavior. If Charles Barkley ran for president, the mayor is quitting the show to work for him. Angie Craig sold her soul to try and beat Peggy Flanagan, which should never have been difficult in the first place. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mischke finds the headlines wildly bizarre, and endlessly entertaining. But that doesn't keep him from getting deathly serious about the screaming hell of the battlefield. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BEST OF GL: It's time for a light-hearted FUN FRIDAY!!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Minnesotans could pay upward of $20 billion every year in a few decades if the state doesn’t adapt to climate change, according to a new study from the Minnesota Pollution Control Agency.The Legislature-mandated report, which was released Monday, March 16, says the costs of not adapting to the warming climate are higher than if the state began to make necessary changes.Minnesota has seen heavier rainfall, smokier air and warmer summers in recent years as a result of climate change, according to the report.“Investing in adaptation reduces costly risks to the state and its residents,” the report said.If the state invests more in climate projects, it could cost $2.5 billion to $4.1 billion annually, considerably less than what the long-term negative effects are expected to cost Minnesota. Expenses for failure to adapt could balloon up to $57 billion by 2070.After a bill to lower license tab fees failed in the Minnesota House transportation committee, the cost is unlikely to go down anytime soon.In 2023, the legislature increased the tax rate for license tab fees, while at the same time dramatically slowing the rate of depreciation, so you pay a higher rate on an artificially high valuation on your vehicle.There’s a bill in the house to lower the license tab tax rate from 1.575% of your vehicle’s value to 1.285%, while also speeding up the depreciation of your car.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DHS will charge $750 to revalidate autism providers. Aisha Chugtai worried about her Upton district by going to Cuba. Predatory behavior, which used to wrong, now requires a bill to say that it is wrong. Johnny Heidt with guitar news. Heard On The Show:Minneapolis City Council fails to override mayor’s eviction protection ordinance vetoRamsey County medical examiner seeks help to ID man found dead in Mississippi River in MayPutin making $760m a day from oil as war in Iran delivers windfallSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mischke takes note of a major gender rights milestone, and then makes phone calls where he highlights the dearth of opportunities for women seeking matrimony. All this and a little trip to good ol' Green Bay.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who is the dirtbag that invented a fob that allows you to steal someone else's fob? Chicago city council woman said young murder victim was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. Crows are assembling in Tel Aviv. The mayor chooses to believe that it is a sign of doom. Johnny Heidt with guitar news.Heard On The Show:Minneapolis office building values hit 10-year low, homeowners may pay more66 cars stolen since March 20 as MPD warns thieves are using new techIran Rejects US Peace Plan in Blow to Efforts to End WarSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Liz Collin, a career investigative reporter in Minnesota, takes a step inside The Crabby Coffee Shop. Liz is the producer of The Fall of Minneapolis and Minnesota v We the People documentaries, author of They’re Lying: The Media, the Left, and The Death of George Floyd, and senior producer of Alpha News. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026. Dayton James Webber, 27, of La Plata, Md., was arraigned in the District Court of Maryland for Charles County after being located in Charlottesville, Virginia, and arrested following the fatal shooting of 27‑year‑old Bradrick Michael Wells, according to court documents. United Airlines is launching the North American version of the Air New Zealand Skycouch idea: a dedicated row of three economy seats whose leg rests flip up after takeoff to create a couch or bed-like surface, with a mattress pad, extra bedding, pillows, and family-oriented amenities.It launches next year, sits between Economy and Premium Plus, and United calls it the “Relax Row.” They plan for ‘up to’ 12 sections per widebody aircraft and a rollout to 200+ widebodies by 2030.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We celebrate the 20th anniversary of Holy Cross upsetting the Gophers in the first round of the NCAA tournament.Long time NHL hockey writer Jessi Pierce tragically dies along with her three kids in a house fire.There is no buzz surrounding the MN Twins and opening day this Thursday.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The annual moose report has been issued by the DNR and moose are doing just fine. Hucksters are preying on children and believing that children suffer from climate grief. The US is officially insolvent. Johnny Heidt with guitar news.Heard On The Show:Minneapolis City Council set to vote on shifting funds for $38M public safety training centerHouse Fraud Committee hears testimony about millions in cash passing through MSP AirportHalf a billion dollars bet on oil minutes before Trump climbdownSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Proposed new bill threatens the classic car community. Minneapolis council person Elizabeth Shaffer gets it, whatever it is. Zumbrota joins the ranks of MN cities flying the original state flag. Johnny Heidt with guitar news. Heard On The Show:Beloved sports journalist Jessi Pierce and her 3 children identified as White Bear Lake fire victimsAs MPD investigates another teen-involved shooting, community activists hope to keep it from happening again2 pilots killed when jet collides with fire truck at New York’s LaGuardia AirportSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mischke muses on the waning interest in night shift work in America, before visiting with a big, big poet. The show concludes with death, grief, and laughter.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New coin for President Trump, along with a new fundraising effort that would provide National security updates to the people who donate. How long before airports have a complete meltdown due to the government shutdown? Johnny Heidt with guitar news. Reusse with his weekly sports report. Heard On The Show:Man charged with killing estranged partner and her son has bail set at $5M, says case is ‘bunch of lies’3 more defendants plead guilty in Feeding Our Future fraud schemeMajor CBS News Layoffs Begin Under Bari Weiss’ Restructuring PlanSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick Shirley is at it again and California may make Minnesota look like a birthday party with their own fraud!!Nick Shirley just CONFRONTED people walking out of a dilapidated California “hospice center” — which received MILLIONS of tax dollars — and they jumped in expensive cars.ALL members of the same family. And of course, they ran away.CALIFORNIA ELECTIONS FRAUD CASH FOR BALLOTS PART I: Homeless Bribed with Cash & Drugs In Exchange For Registering To Vote & Signing Election Petitions Caught On Tape Undercover On Skid Row In California.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Garage Logic solves the nation's homelessness problem. For six months cut off all funding and see what happens. The annual list of the world's happiest countries is released. The United States ranks 23rd. Johnny Heidt Heidt with guitar news. Heard On The Show:Lawmakers told HCMC is on financial life supportDerrick Thompson sentenced to 14 years for gun, drug possession in crash that killed 5 womenA Nordic nation is the world’s happiest country for the ninth year in a rowSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BREAKING: Trump reportedly briefed that Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay???U.S. intelligence believes Iran's new Supreme Leader is gay.The source: one of the CIA's most protected assets. The confidence: high enough to brief the President.Iran has executed thousands for exactly this since 1979.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mischke finds a new word and feels positively giddy about it, until a call with a random listener has him sensing this listener's dark, dark future. The show then turns ugly fast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today, in the Crabby Coffee Shop we host George Bumann, an animal language expert, sculpture, and naturalist. He provided intresting insight into his stories which compromised his book, Eavesdropping on Animals: What We Can Learn From Wild Conversations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mayor does his deep dive on the warm temperature records in Los Angeles. It is truly unbelievable that the state's DHS claims that it could not investigate kickbacks as a form of fraud. Robot goes crazy at CA restaurant. Johnny Heidt with guitar news. Heard On The Show:Lexington woman and boy killed in suspected double homicideGovernor’s budget plan: Tax cuts for middle-class families, spending cuts to nursing homesGulf oil facilities evacuated after Iran threatSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paul Ehrlich died he was a doomsayer from Stanford University whose every prediction didn't pan out. New fraud report completely redacted. Elk River hopes to fly the old state flag. Johnny Heidt with guitar news. Heard On The Show:Rosemount-Apple Valley-Eagan schools closed Tuesday due to threatening voicemailsPublic visitation, memorial service set for White Bear Lake soldier killed in Iran warWiles announces cancer diagnosis, plans to stay in jobSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perhaps we have discovered a new brotherhood in Minnesota. The state senate floats a plan to spend $40 million in taxpayer money on people that can't pay their rent. John with the news.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe and Pat back at it again.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

People without ears can't hear, but those without heads can mess with the human appetite. As for losing a spine, you'll never get that back (pardon the pun).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.