Gabbin In The Woods

Things get WEIRD as Liz and Jon try to bring the podcast back to the land of good taste, but instead take a detour through smut valley. They talk Gandhi porn, mistaking a succubus for a house plant and various hauntings around the world.

Liz and Jon delve into the bizarre, sad and disturbing world of men and intentionally self-inflicted genital injuries. Yuck! Content warnings ahoy!

Jon and Liz get sidetracked by the story of the year (so far): Armie Hammer's very explicit sexy messages. What do you do with these things? Set them to music, of course. Content warning: This episode discusses sexual assault, rape and cannibalism. Listener discretion is advised.

Jon and Liz get LAZY and look back at their first 12 episodes of the podcast.

Jon and Liz push half flush and full at the same time and say adios to 2020 as it gurgles around the S-bend. They also remind themselves life could be far worse by visiting the story of the Illinois Enema Bandit.

Jon and Liz are banished to the lounge room to record a spooky tale of a hairy specimen of bush mega fauna better known as the Australian Yowie.

Liz comes to Jon's house with a well researched episode on the various horrors of Christmas, and things quickly go tits-up when Jon reveals a terrifying knowledge of water fowl.

Yummy Yummy Yummy I've got Human in My Tummy! Liz and Jon delve into the cooked world of modern day cannibalism and the bizarre story of Armin Meiwes, the computer repair technician who ate a willing volunteer.

Jon and Liz get salty on the high seas and chat greasy poles and lost souls.

Liz and Jon reflect on their recent Covid lock-down by looking at some creepy true stories of people who've lived in wall-spaces, under your bed and in your cupboards!

Liz and Jon go on a seedy tour of the universe, uncovering the miscreants and misadventures in the red light districts beyond time and space!

Elizabeth and Jon turn their dirty minds to the classic 1971 sexadelic horror, Vampyros Lesbos!

Elizabeth and Jon get topical and talk about one of Australia's most sacred places and the various ways white people have ruined it.

It's Goth Christmas! Liz and Jon swap spooky stories from their own lives and fail terribly at impersonating Al Pacino.

Liz and Jon take a butcher's at what is perhaps Australia's most famous UFO encounter, the Knowles Nullabor UFO; a terrifying chase in the middle of the Australian outback. Follow jon: @TheJonBrooks Follow Elizabeth: @lizinatort1000