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Camel Pageant Botox Woes
Nick Sperdute, Kevin Delano, and Jenny Guiffre rejoin the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines.
Feral Planes and Airborne Shenanigans
Andrew Young and Josh Jennings return to the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
Our Enemy The Snorlax
Nick Sperdute, Kevin Delano, and Jenny Giuffre join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
Mayor Ousted Over Giant Topiary Chicken
Grover Norquist and Justin Robert Young rejoin the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines. Including: * A conspiracy over a dead groundhog * Canadian ax-weilding pizza shenanigans * Government builds a giant chicken TIP THE SHOW! [email protected] on PayPal and andrew-heaton-1 on Venmo
Scientists Taught Goldfish to Drive
Turner Sparks, Andrea Jones-Rooy, and Michael Ira Kaplan join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
Endangered Birds vs Taylor Swift
Josh Jennings and Andrew Young return to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
New York Marathon of Ducks
Grover Norquist and Justin Robert Young join to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
Win At Life By Outliving Competition
Comedians Negin Farsad of "Fake the Nation" and Ophira Eisenberg join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
My Guest Hit a Ship with A Ship
Andrew Young returns to discuss the best underserved headlines of the week. Including: crummy narco submarines, the Korean War, and rhinoceros backflips. Losers, Pretenders & Scoundrels: https://link.chtbl.com/SvbVq0zp
Don't Peform Sugergy During Legislative Meetings
Brett Weaver and Chloe Effron return to sort the week's best, underserved headlines
Of Witchcraft and Penguins
Comedians Negin Farsad and Ophira Eisenberg join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines, scheme to become Kentucky Colonels, and learn about multicultural witchcraft
Pitfalls of Emotional Support Monkeys
Brett Weaver and Chloe Effron join to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
Rent-A-Fat-Friend
Michael Ira Kaplan and Andrea Jones-Rooy join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines, including: stuff about Watermelon Crushers, and scam calls.
The Most Embarrassing Search Party
Brian Brushwood and Matt Donnelly join to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines
Airline Goat Sacrifices
Jack Helmuth and Brian Sack of "Questionable Material" join the show to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines.
The $120,000 Art banana
Andrew Young and Jeff Maurer join to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
Canadian Helicopter Fast Food Antics
Brian Brushwood and Matt Donnelly join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
Robot Cyber Penis Spectacular
EAndrew Young and Mike Blejer join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
Active Bobcat School Drills
Jack Helmuth and Brian Sack join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
Bigfoot and Deodorant Projectiles
Comedian Turner Sparks joins the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines--particularly regarding Oklahoma
Accidentally Sold Our Water Tower
Andrew Young and Jeff Maurer join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines.
Sex Drone Political Campaign Tactics
Sarah Rose Siskind and Tom Barnard Leopold join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines.
Expensive Invisible Sculpture Art
Andrew Young joins the show to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines
Soviet Television's Lord of the Rings (Headlines)
Sarah Rose Siskind joins the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
90,000 Greasy Pennies (Headlines)
Turner Sparks, Michael Ira Kaplan, and Andrea Jones Rooy join the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines
The Five Types of Hitchikers (Sketch)
The five sorts of folks you find hitchin' a ride out on the open road!
Meat Bullets (Sponsor)
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Uncle Milton's Crab Dip with Caffeine In It (Sponsor)
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Gillian's Rooster Removal (Sponsor)
Is your yard or office overwhelmed by roosters? Call Gillian's to eliminate unwanted rooster infestations
Dutch Snowman Murders (Headlines)
Nick Sperdute and Andrew Young join the show to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines
Mafia YouTube Cooking Tutorials (Headlines)
Mary Jo Pehl, original writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000, and actor and comedian Nick Sperdute join the show to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines
Bring Your Own Bat to the Stadium Day (Sketch)
It's the best part of baseball season!
How to Make a Meatloaf (Sketch)
Learn to make an absolutely delicious meatloaf with Chef Heaton!
Robot Police Dog Tax Expenditures (Headlines)
JD Durkin and Negin Farsad join the show to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines
Yorkshire Werewolf Tourism (Headlines)
Chad Prather and Josh Jennings join the show to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines
How to File Your Taxes (Sketch)
Don't let tax season get you down. Let Heaton walk you through the basics!
Welcome to NASA (Sketch)
An introductory message to your training at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Japan Has the Coolest Political Party (Headlines)
Matt Sienkiewicz and Andrea Jones-Rooy join the show to explore the week's best, underserved headlines
This Show is Not Actually Newsradio (Sketch)
Jennings reluctantly agrees to gather reviews for Heaton
The History of the Fourth of July (Sketch)
Little-known facts about Independence Day
Miracle of Life Amusement Park (Sponsor)
An educational amusement park which explains sexual education to children and the entire family
Nebraska's Diehard Meat Rivalry (Headlines)
Mike Blejer and Alice Vaughn join the show to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines
China Bans Stripper Funerals (Headlines)
Turner Sparks and Michael Ira Kaplan join the show to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines
How to Water a Plant (Sketch)
Avid gardener Andrew Heaton explains the basics of home botany
Pros and Cons of Having a Broken Leg (Sketch)
I recently broke my leg, and reflect on the upshots and downsides of it
Fake News: The Game Show
We're gamifying funny headlines! Everyone on the show gets a funny headline, but some are real and some are fake news. Each team hears the headlines, asks probing questions, then guesses which is real and which is fictitious. Host: Andrew Heaton Team Captains: Andrew Young and Jeremey Kareken Guests: Nicholas Sperdute, Brian Sack, Jack Helmuth, Andrea Jones-Rooy
Bigfoot Hunting Season (Headlines)
Nick Sperdute and Andrew Young join the show to discuss the week's best, most underserved headlines
How to Read a Horoscope (Sketch)
Horoscopes can be complicated--let me walk you through the basics
Review of Eggs I Throw at My Bosses House (Sketch)
Ranking the sorts of eggs I throw at houses based on heft, price point, and general enjoyment
Rent-A-Cannon (Sponsor)
When you need the convenience and firepower of a cannon, but you DON'T need the hassle of maintenance and storage!