Show overview
Foolish Mortals - A Haunted Mansion Podcast has been publishing since 2021, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 23 episodes. That works out to roughly 25 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a roughly quarterly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 1h 2m and 1h 12m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 2.2 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. The busiest year was 2021, with 13 episodes published. Published by Foolish Mortals: A Haunted Mansion Podcast.
From the publisher
Offhand Disney's Dallin recounts mind blowing Haunted Mansion facts to his friend Disney Dan. Disney Dan gets his mind blown by Haunted Mansion facts told to him by his friend Dallin.
Latest Episodes
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We Call It Foolish Mortals - Foolish Mortals LIVE! Ep. 10
ETHE BOYS ARE BACK. Did you spot the Candleman in the latest Imagineering video? We talk about that and other spooky stuff!
FOOLISH TEASERS - Foolish Mortals LIVE! Ep. 9
EThe Haunted Mansion Trailer is here! Dallin and Dan review the trailer and some of our favorite moments pulled directly from the ride, plus speculate on what more the movie could offer!
FOOLISH SKATERS - Foolish Mortals LIVE! Ep. 8
EDan just went to see Disney On Ice. Dallin likes the creepiest pastas.
FOOLISH MENORAH HOLES - Foolish Mortals LIVE! Ep. 6
EHow did Dan like the Disney Wish? Is Dallin afraid of the ocean?
FOOLISH MENORAH HOLES - Foolish Mortals LIVE! Ep. 6
EHow many Menorah Holes does it take to light up a Pirate Treasure Chest?
FOOLISH FIGMENTS - Foolish Mortals LIVE! Season 3. Ep. 5
EDid you hear about the Figment Movie? Plus Dallin & Dan ride the Haunted Mansion Holiday!
Foolish Letdown - Foolish Mortals LIVE! Season 3 Ep. 4
EWhat was it like being so distraught by the D23 news? Dallin fills us in on the biggest disappointment of his life.
FOOLISH PREDICTIONS - Foolish Mortals LIVE! Season 3 Ep. 3
EDallin & Dan make some D23 predictions LIVE then released the archive you're listing to right now after D23. So what did we get right? What did we get wrong? Lets find out!
FOOLISH MERCHANDISE - Foolish Mortals Live! Season 3 Ep 2
EWhat epic Haunted Mansion swag do you have? Dan and Dallin show off some of their cool Haunted Mansion stuff and then check out all the sweet Mansion Halloween 2022 merch on the shelves now!
FOOLISH GUARDIANS - Foolish Mortals LIVE! - S3E01
EThe boys are officially live and have so much to catch up on. What is going on with Jared Leto? What is the deal with Space Gods in EPCOT? Did you know how much we love bubble wrap? Lets find out.
SPIDER-MORTALS | Foolish Mortals | Season 2: Episode 6
EMerry Spider Christmas Everyone!
Foolish MUPPETS | Foolish Mortals | Season 2: Episode 5
EThe spooky boys @Offhand Disney & @Disney Dan are finally sinking their teeth into The Muppets Haunted Mansion Special!
MORTALS IN SPAAAAACE | Foolish Mortals | Season 2: Episode 4
EThe boys take space for this interstellar entry into the most "out of this world" (or moldering sanctum) episode of Foolish Mortals.
The Mummy | Foolish Mortals | Season 2: Episode 3
EWhat secrets lie within the ancient tombs of the Haunted Mansion? Is there more to the Mummy than meets the eye?
Haunted Mansion HOTEL | Foolish Mortals | Season 2: Episode 2
ELet's just all agree that Dan and Dallin shouldn't be planning any massive resorts any time soon, good? Good. This episode we go through plans, details, food, and even some entertainment for the brand new upcoming Haunted Mansion Resort!
Q & Seance | Foolish Mortals | Season 2: Episode 1
EJust like the Haunted Mansion, sometimes it takes two tries to get the feel right... so welcome to Season 2 with an all new look! The boys begin the new season by asking each other some Haunted Mansion fan questions!
Jesus In The Mansion | Ep. 7 | Foolish Mortals
ERemember when Disney made a terrible movie based on the Haunted Mansion ride that somehow managed to make Jesus official Disney canon?
Constance Distractaway | Foolish Mortals | Ep. 6
EWhen you want to talk about the Bride in the Attic but you end up obsessing over Christina Ricci.
I Got Fish | Ep. 5 | Foolish Mortals
EWhat happens when you try to talk about random Haunted Mansion myths? You end up barely talking about one. Buckle up. (Watch this on youtube now: https://youtu.be/RKm2U0M-ZWE for all the visuals!)
A Manor So Mystic | Ep. 4 | Foolish Mortals
EThe first episode NOT about the Haunted Mansion??? That's right! It's time to explore the Haunted Mansion 3.0... aka Mystic Manor! https://youtu.be/RKm2U0M-ZWE