Food 4 Thot

Roses are red, violets are blue, these heauxs are Thotty, and so are YOU! In our LIVE Galentine's Gay Special, your fave sweet tarts discuss and disclose our various situation-ships, our dysfunctions and desires, and why our messy selves love a situation! We start your engines with the queer multiple choice game of your wet dreams, we answer your messiest, nastiest, Thottiest questions, and for dessert we get a lil help pulling your sword from our stones.SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get yr passports ready binches, these heaux are cumming on the road! Ur favorite Thotties explore what it means to be a ho on the go, and protecting, projecting, and loving our queer selves as we take on trains, planes, cabs, and carriages! As always we hit the ground running with our ridiculous word romp Homo-nym, ya gurl Den is the real third wheel, and for dessert we teach a lil course called "Beading 101". SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsRelease date: 10 Feb 2019 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you there, God, it's me—Mario Lopez! Craving deeper exploration, the Thots examine the roots of our own body goals, the physiques that captivate us, and loving our body-ody-odies so we can find the boyfriend...within? ;-) We get things going by swiping right or left on Dumplins, Louis Vuitton embroidered bibs, and dreamy Hollywood Thotties, and for dessert we revel in some royal girl-on-girl lovin'! SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoGuy: twitter.com/guybranum Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Double, double, toil, and.... Thottery? Get out your birth charts and explore what's written in the stars as the Thots learn about the cosmic connection between our lives and our births! We get the witching hour started by swiping right or left on our favorite popular occult sensations, and for dessert or Guest Thot of Honor leads us in a little magical sex education! SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoChani: twitter.com/chaninicholas Air date: 27 Jan 2019 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's talk about SEX, BB! Get down n' dirty with the Thots as we tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing *butt* the truth about our sex lives! Pet peeves and fantasies, daddies and bois, get nasty as we bare (bear?) it all! We start by asking our bussies to choose the queerest Thot of all, Teebs drops it like it's hot, and for dessert we savor the beauty of the bulge!SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: Jan 20 2019 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dearly Beloved binches, we are gathered here today to witness the Thotting together... butt wait! Must we live, love, and laugh as though our lives are heteronormative? Or do we get a free pass to Thot as we wish?We regale you with our multiple-choice classic, and for dessert we ask a simple question: aren't we all just becoming? SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoMeredith: twitter.com/1demerithRelease date: Jan 13 2019 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, and declared herself a bottom! This week the Thots take to their knees at the pulpit in search of faith, salvation, and the answer to the greatest question of all: Does God exist, and what are her thoughts on missionary?In our new game Sinner or Saint, we debate clear water and pole-sitting, and for dessert we bring you to a Tokyo Sunrise. SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoDarnell: twitter.com/Moore_DarnellRelease date: Jan 6 2019 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Queer, binches. This week, we are giving you a delicious course of tapas. In an incredible, thot-defying feat, we are taking on five (5!!!) topics in one episode which were hand-selected by us and suggested by you on social media: How do we enter into interracial relationships responsibly? Is rebounding "ethical?" Is anger valid? What is the difference between cultural appropriation and cultural appreciation? In every case, do we have to look at "both sides?"Aside answering all those terrifying questions, Joe O the Science Ho is back to for a segment teaching us about epigenetic trauma. Also! Condoms. Swipe right or swipe left?SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: Dec 30 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you for listening to Forever Dog podcasts this year and please enjoy this year-in-review clips show! Listen to find a new favorite podcast to subscribe to in 2019 or just a killer back catalog to binge during your holiday travels. And please follow Forever Dog @ForeverDogTeam on Twitter and Instagram for the latest network news and updates.A WOMAN'S SMILE with Patti Harrison & Lorelei Ramirez (02:40)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2K407GwStitcher https://bit.ly/2RdQyeXSpotify https://spoti.fi/2V7MGeTAMERICAN ARTS & CULTURE REVIEW with Clay Tatum & Whitmer Thomas (8:08)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2Duhy3EStitcher https://bit.ly/2V9ffIWSpotify https://spoti.fi/2Skd8jl BEYOND with Mike Kelton (13:44)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2DkUlRcStitcher https://bit.ly/2LxE9NMSpotify https://spoti.fi/2ELI74RBLACK MEN CAN'T JUMP [IN HOLLYWOOD] with Jonathan Braylock, Jerah Milligan, & James III (18:11)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2GDr7j8Stitcher https://bit.ly/2Lyap3hSpotify https://spoti.fi/2SpEcxCTHE BOOK OF YE with Rob Haze & Chris Daniels (23:59)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2bhpbIsStitcher https://bit.ly/2rUG3ilSpotify https://spoti.fi/2GB7SGEDONE with Dara Katz & Betsy Kenney (30:22)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2r3p25xStitcher https://bit.ly/2ReuLDTSpotify https://spoti.fi/2T7KBxoFOOD 4 THOT with Dennis Norris II, Joseph Osmundson, Tommy Pico, & Fran Tirado (32:28)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2Q7nnqsStitcher https://bit.ly/2AfIyAsSpotify https://spoti.fi/2LywgaNGROOMZILLAS with Dan Gill & Eric Dadourian (37:37)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2BAuwv1Stitcher https://bit.ly/2V8zA0QSpotify https://spoti.fi/2Vf9FVoHAMPTON HIGH created by Tim Platt (43:20)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2js0PSiStitcher https://bit.ly/2EGnfeCSpotify https://spoti.fi/2BzDFlIKEVIN MCDONALD'S KEVIN MCDONALD SHOW (48:25)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2EwueD6Stitcher https://bit.ly/2T5T0l6Spotify https://spoti.fi/2EHtw9KLAS CULTURISTAS with Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang (53:43)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2GEZ9UdStitcher https://bit.ly/2GClFg9Spotify https://spoti.fi/2BC0eGuMALL TALK with Emily Faye & Paige Weldon (1:05:28)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2OZRYVZSpotify https://spoti.fi/2Q44QKQMARY HOULIHAN'S LI'L PODCAST (1:10:43)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2BBmAYEStitcher https://bit.ly/2Lw4kV2Spotify https://spoti.fi/2ELwwTxTHE NEED TO FAIL with Don Fanelli (1:11:33)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2NFjTJOStitcher https://bit.ly/2GDTb5SSpotify https://spoti.fi/2AeiFAZPODCAST: THE RIDE with Mike Carlson, Jason Sheridan, & Scott Gairdner (1:14:38)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2ClzCNHStitcher https://bit.ly/2PWZAsgSpotify https://spoti.fi/2VfgqXgTHE PODCAST FOR LAUNDRY with Brett Davis (1:20:16)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2EHkNUZStitcher https://bit.ly/2TbgW6PSpotify https://spoti.fi/2SpOWMsPUBLIC DOMAIN THEATER with Lindsay Katai & Kelly Nugent (1:26:12)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2pCnZrZStitcher https://bit.ly/2CwPzyASpotify https://spoti.fi/2T5Vwb2RACE CHASER with Alaska & Willam (1:31:42)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2OekVh2Stitcher https://bit.ly/2CkxYLWSpotify https://spoti.fi/2LvMgKVRADIO SHORTS created by John Milhiser & Zed Cutsinger (1:37:20)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2x0rTC1Stitcher https://bit.ly/2V8ZD7XSpotify https://spoti.fi/2V98ZR5RELATIVELY HEALTHY with Janie Stolar (1:42:40)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2DPXDI1 Stitcher https://bit.ly/2Cyqxz7Spotify https://spoti.fi/2EI3EurSASSY TAROT with Veronica Osorio (1:46:48)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2OT03z1Stitcher https://bit.ly/2EKGTG3Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Cw30PhSEEK TREATMENT with Catherine Cohen & Pat Regan (1:53:06)Apple Podcasts https://bit.ly/2CynfM7Stitcher https://bit.ly/2BBlLPESpotify https://spoti.fi/2AdCyrQTEEN CREEPS with Lindsay Katai & Kelly Nugent (1:55:26)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2hu1SBWStitcher https://bit.ly/2QNV8l0Spotify https://spoti.fi/2LwPgqmTHE THRILLING ADVENTURE HOUR TREASURY created by Ben Acker & Ben Blacker (2:02:09)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2rQPz66Stitcher https://bit.ly/2COuhNbSpotify https://spoti.fi/2rQz2iPTHIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY PODS LIKE with Billy Domineau, Oscar Montoya, & Cate Freedman (2:16:33)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2SQNq73Stitcher https://bit.ly/2PYHlmbSpotify https://spoti.fi/2GDBaESTHREE SWINGS with Rhea Butcher (2:23:32)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2yNVUEdStitcher https://bit.ly/2PX4LIxSpotify https://spoti.fi/2RhinmSTREKS AND THE CITY with Alice Wetterlund & Veronica Osorio (2:32:53)Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/2hDQSmDStitcher https://bit.ly/2QNbyK5Spotify https://tinyurl.com/ybbdjgk7THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin (2:35:05) Apple Podcasts https://tinyurl.com/y8haybkuStitcher https://tinyurl.com/y9lsten5Spotify https://tinyurl.com/y7bkypkdTHE WRITERS PANEL with Ben Blacker (2:41:47)Apple Podcasts https://tinyurl.com/y7hf4zflStitcher https://

Merry Thotmas, binches! We’re giving you our episode one day early as a festive treat! And what’s more delicious than the one and only Bowen Yang in a juicy discussion about *~**~~ dating *~*~**Dating is absolutely trash, but how do we navigate this necessary jungle? By using Tracee Ellis Ross as our guide. Bowen shares a not-so-salacious group sex story, and we discuss why Will Smith loves a pegging cuck fantasy!!!SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoBowen: twitter.com/bowenyangRelease date: Dec 22 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lions and tigers and bears, it's CAMP! Ur favorite Hot Toddy Thotties dive deep into the style that makes so many of us such legendary queers. We ask what *is* camp and why do we love it so?In our heaux-lier than thou holiday rendition of Top Secret, we discuss yuletide logs, Dennis asks who *really* has the biggest North Pole, and for dessert we promise to ring your Platinum Bells!SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoMatt: twitter.com/mattrogersthoRelease date: Dec 16 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're here, we're queer, you see us, you want to *be* us! But is all representation good? We used to be happy just to be seen, but as the world moves forward, do we get to critique the ways in which we are painted, or in which we paint ourselves?Butt wait, there's more! We discuss Fran's most significant role model Gwyneth Paltrow, Dennis's new celebrity crush, and test the limits of Joe's petty in a spicy polarizing edition of Swipe Right, Swipe Left. And in our advice segment we dress the woulds of our queer loneliness.SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadHarron Walker: twitter.com/harronwawkerDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: Dec 9 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mental health? More like mental hell nah! This week we get into the ooey, gooey conversation of what it means to be “okay” when it comes to your anxiety, depression, or any other assortment of things you should go to therapy for.Plus! In a lovely holiday-themed edition of Homonym, Dennis is kicked off the podcast because they don’t know the lyrics to Rihanna’s “Rude Boy.” And! In our advice segment, we console a lil bb thot who is picking the college major, and another bb thot who is working their way through a stay-or-go situation.SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: Dec 1 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Thots share the studio with literary stud Garrard Conley to celebrate the release of Boy Erased. We discuss art, vision, and the question of whom our work is for. Is the art we devote our lives to intended for ourselves or a larger, straighter, whiter audience? How does our art change when our audience changes? Who are we serving, and whom are we trying to serve?Plus...yr muted binch. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you believe in magic? Celebrating crafty sea-witches and magic carpets, the Thots we're discuss the transformative nature of fantasy and sci-fi. What do we get to explore in fantasy and allegory that we turn away from in life? How were our childhood fantastical escapes informed by the stories we consumed? And as 2018 draws to a close, we wonder: must we, as queers and brown folk, *be* our very own Narnia? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s discussion is yet another suh-lippery schlope! We're talking problematic faves. What does “problematic” even mean? What happens in between "problematic" and "cancelled"? When it comes to our faves — how do we consume art and culture responsibly? When Azealia Banks comes on at the club, do you stop dancing? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As renowned gender theorist and public intellectual, Cher, once said: “Men are like dessert. I adore dessert, I love men." she says. "But… I don’t need them to live.” The conversation around men has drastically shifted in the last year, and even in the last few months, because for the first time in recorded history, men are KIND OF being held accountable for their actions. Men are a national problem. But what’s masculinity got to do with it?Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadRead us on our newsletter: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoThomas: @ThomasPageMcBee Release date: Nov 4 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S SEASON 3, BINCHES!!!Beyonce, Mariah, Whitney, Barbra, Rihanna...what does "diva" mean in 2018? Is diva a positive or negative term? And is the connotation changing? This week, the Thots delve into the concept of divadom, examine some of our most iconic divas, and the messiest of all, their meltdowns.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadRead us on our newsletter: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: Oct 28 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here we come, binchesOkay, three things.1. VOTE. #ThotTheVotevote.org - register, get your absentee ballot, confirm your voter status, or get an election reminder!swingleft.com - type in your area code to find out how you can canvas, volunteer, or phone bank for a candidate that needs your help!2. Vote! Season 3 is coming October 28. 3. VOTE!! Please fill out our short user survey and get 15% off Maude sustainable and inclusive sex products (plus, you'll be entered into a contest to win a free kit!) https://tinyurl.com/y9htohha Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay, three things.VOTE. #ThotTheVotevote.org - register, get your absentee ballot, confirm your voter status, or get an election reminder!swingleft.com - type in your area code to find out how you can canvas, volunteer, or phone bank for a candidate that needs your help!Season 3 is coming October 28.Please fill out our short user survey and get 15% off Maude sustainable and inclusive sex products (plus, you'll be entered into a contest to win a free kit!) https://tinyurl.com/y9htohha Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(ANNOUNCEMENT) NEW ORLEANS THOTS, We are hosting a Big Queer Pod Fest this Saturday (Sept 1) at 6PM, at Ace Hotel New Orleans with Jeff Masters of LGBTQ&A and Ira Madison III of Keep It! Joining us will be guest-thot Jake Shears of the Scissor Sisters talking about his new album and memoir. Open to the public with a $5 suggested donation to Transgender Legal.On this week's episode, we have Zach Stafford in the haus, coming to you live from Provincetown inside the #StudioByHBO. With the lead of all content at Grindr, we discuss the meaning of "safe spaces" and what it means to make one (or if they even can exist, for that matter.) This is part one of a conversation about safe spaces, brought to you by HBO.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoZach: twitter.com/zachstaffRelease date:8.26.18 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who owns who’s stories? How do we begin to tell stories across difference? When done so successfully, what defines that success? Barry Jenkins, a straight man, directed Moonlight one of the greatest queer stories in cinema. Ryan Murphy, a cis white man, conceived POSE, the most inclusive cast of trans people of color in the history of broadcast. If Hanya Yanagihara, a straight Hawaiian woman, can write A Little Life, a story about black queer men, only to have penned literally every queer’s favorite book, then how did she do it? Y’all know and understand that Scarlett Johansson should not get to play a trans man on screen — but do y’all understand the mechanics of the why? Tune in.For appetizers, Joe makes us decipher the difference between slutty Sharon Olds poems and trashy romantic novels. Also, how much sex do the Thots actually have? The answers will horrify you! Tune in.SHOW NOTESHarron Walker's investigative report on the Jesse Segal groupthink.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: July 29th 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello my little Skittles, have I got some vittles for you: This week’s Junk is a special crossover ep with those gay sluts who love to read, Food 4 Thot! That’s right, we’ve got Fran Tirado, Joseph Osmundson, and Dennis Norris II—nobody’s junior—showing us that Junk can pluck us from the brink of sibling estrangement, Junk can remind us to try with the corny optimism of youth, and Junk can reinforce a meaningful link we have to those we’ve lost, sometimes in ways we didn’t know when they were here. Fran Tirado is a writer, editor, queer community maker, and glitter evangelist. Joseph Osmundson is a scientist, non-fiction writer, total crop Top, and the softest bowl of soft-serve you’ll ever meet. Dennis Norris II—nobody’s junior—is a writer, reader, former figure skater, lapsed violist, and all-star around the way girl. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll eat some gummy peaches, and to finish you off I’ll read a particularly Funyun-flavored excerpt from Junk the epic poem. Brought to you by Tin House Books.Follow our Instagram to see each guest’s ahem junk every week @junkpodcastFran Tirado, @fransquishcoJoseph Osmundson, @reluctantlyjoeDennis Norris II, @theearldendenTommy Pico, host @heyteebsAlexandra DiPalma, producer @LSDiPalmaKenya Anderson, production assistant @kenya_digg_itFran Tirado’s junk is a handmade card from his sister, giving you ransom note from the front and murder scene from the backJoeseph Osmundson’s junk is his fully-mounted and priced high school photography and the MoMA is QUAKING rnDennis Norris II—nobody’s junior—has a framed photo “in this gorgeous silver frame” from their final routine on the ice, but far from their final time at the kiss & cry Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this extra special bonus episode, we are LIVE! on stage at NYC's Bell House with special guest Angel Nafis. We joined other queer AF podcasts for the first annual Big Queer Podfest with the proceeds of the SOLD OUT crowd going straight to the Trevor Project. Tonight, we have real fake sex, pose for the camera one time, and talk about how ashamed we are to show our faces at pride. Plus, get a sneak peak at Tommy's new podcast, JUNK, which launches in July from Tin House Books! Enjoy, lil' thotties, and see u next season. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this, the Food 4 Thot season 2 finale, your favorite Tater Thots come full circle by considering the cycles that govern us all. Whether it’s night and day or life and death, we recognize that beginnings and endings are always present. We pay homage to the place where they intersect and examine our greatest moments of change; for where there is an ending (hopefully a happy ending!), any Thot worth their lube will always find room for possibility—a beginning of sorts. So we ask: can we be lost, and yet found? How do we launch ourselves, as queer brown folk, into the lives that are meant for us? And are we forever stuck in a cycle of surviving beginnings and chasing our desired endings?Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: 27 May 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Save urself, bbsThis week, we dive deep into politics, organizing, art, and activism. We’re joined by professional activist and boi-with-perfect-biceps Eliel Cruz. As writers, queer folks, and people of color (except Joe), our work is inherently connected to our bodies, and our bodies are, of course, political. But, at the same time, we all need freedom to make our work, even though it’s 2018 and the world is a burning, shit-infused trash heap. Where does this leave us? Is it enough to make work wherein queer and brown people can thrive and be whole? Is posting selfies with Audre Lorde quotes going to save us? Are there limits to protest? Are we just fucked, so we might as well just fuck?Before we bite the end off of that spicy sausage, we lube you up with some hybrid blends and love notes. Then Teebs tells us how he fell out of love and into writing with a pit-stop in scabie-ville. And we end with our favorite dessert of all time: Queen Cardi.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: 20 May 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We consider the difference between two of our favorite Tarot cards: The Hermit, who is alone by choice and on a deep, spiritual journal of self-discovery, and the Eight of Cups, a card of breakups, leaving love behind, losing what we thought we had (possibly without ever getting it back). Which isolations do we choose to fill up our resevoir and which isolations zap and sap our spirits? Baby gurl, are you lonely (Joe) or just alone (Teebs AF)? And, how does being queer – especially outside of big cities – alter this delicate balance?Before we get to the meaaaaat of the discussion, we decide conclusively that Oprah is a vers-top who loves getting her salad tossed (“YOU get a butthole, and YOU get a butthole”), and Joe O the Science Hoe takes us on a thot-ful tour of the West Coast, wherein he (spoiler alert) loses love and fills the void with… dick, duh.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: 13 May 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For our next installment of Food 4 Thot, we shake things up a bit. We get tons of topics submitted for suggestion everyday from our fans, so this week, we take on five.First off — drag. Why is drag problematic and when can it be great? Then, HIV/AIDS — how does access to healthcare and human rights a problem for people living with the virus? How can you, if you don’t have HIV, work to destigmatize this global epidemic? How can you have unprotected sex safely, and with whom? Next we we talk about whiteness. We get tons of emails from folx who say, “I’m white, help! What do I do now!?” Truly, we cannot help you. But! We have a few pointers to at least guide you on your journey in interacting with people of color on a daily basis. Then, we talk about queer intellectualism and how polarizing it is. (“Am I not smart enough to be queer??”) And finally, we talk about ghosting. When is it ethical? Is it ever ethical? Spoiler: Yes.Play along with us on our new favorite game: Microbrew or Gay Porn? The game is… exactly what it sounds like. Also, in our Impure Thot story this week, we have a special guest: you! We read through 60 pages of absolutely salacious slutty stories from our very own fans, and they are truly disgusting. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ciao bellx,For Food 4 Thot this week, we get into a thick and philosophical question about talent and hard work. When you navigate conversations about your own career, would you say you are talented, or would you say you are hard-working? Are these things in opposition to each other? Is one more important than the other? Do you need both, or if you’re a Kardashian/Jenner, do you need neither?This week, we play our favorite game Bone Block Bench, and have a riveting discussion about the legacy of Channing Tatum’s thighs. Fran tells a slinky little sex story that takes place, in part, on a pile mulch.The water’s warm, tune in!Xx The ThotsLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:April 29 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Qyeens,Boi, do we have a treat for you: this week, honorary podfather Alexander Chee is on Food 4 Thot. We talk about his new book and the art of how to tell your own story — whether it’s on Instagram, in your writing, or with your girlfriends over brunch. Who owns stories, and how do you navigate telling them? Is telling your own story cathartic? Does therapy make you a better storyteller? The master Chee tells all.In this episode, we also play a ho-ed up version of Never Have I ever. And! In a very special advice segment, Mr. Chee answers questions from the Thots. What’s the biggest thing he learned about writing a novel? Does being a writer make dating easier or harder? (Spoiler: so, so much harder.)Get the whole shebang and tune in!Muah.Xx The ThotsLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadBuy Alex's book here: https://www.amazon.com/How-Write-Autobiographical-Novel-Essays/dp/1328764524Alexander Chee: twitter.com/alexandercheeDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:April 22 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sup, sluts.On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot we are LIVE and in color at Buzzfeed HQ chatting about one of our favorite topics: cheating. Being loyal or open with your partner is a hot topic in queer relationships, but a lot of grey areas and miscommunication leave many discussion points open. When is cheating okay? (Or is it ever?) Is physical cheating better or worse than emotional cheating? Why do folks conflate polyamory with infidelity so much?In our advice segment, we open up a question on how to get our rocks off with with folx who are dumb as rocks. Plus, we dive deep into Roseanne, Bit-yoncé Gate, pool floaties, and shudder toe rings.For the full discussion, tune in!Toodles.Xx The ThotsLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: April 13 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello little glow worms,Boy, do we have a juicy episode of Food 4 Thot for y’all. This week, the New York Times’ Jenna Wortham joins us in the studio for a thot-provoking little conversation about wellness and all its woes. How do we, as queer people, have to overcompensate for our self-care in the wake of trauma? To what extent is “self care” an excuse to be lazy, irresponsible, or a bad friend? What are the best Tips for Thots to up our wellness game? Spoiler: Do not put a crystal egg inside your butthole.Also! Miss Jenny Deluxe graces our ears with a thotty little story of catfishing & scandal. Plus! We play a classic game of Homonym and discuss the Great Tragedy of RuPaul, the legacy of Lady Godiva, and the pros/cons of jalepeño poppers.Send nudes,Xx The Thots Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey fashionist@s,On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot, we discuss personal style. In the studio with us is writer and producer Jacob Tobia who’s been around the block before when it comes to those who judge you based on appearances. How do you define your sense of style? Do you dress gay? Can you even “dress gay?” Where does fashion end and style begin? The Thots dive in!In our new segment The Thot Seat, Jacob answers some deep-cutting questions about street harassment, modeling contracts, and why the fashion industry just doesn’t like their body. Also! In a classic game of Swipe Right Swipe Left, and they tell us how they really feel about that one Vogue cover featuring Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid.Stay sexy,Xx The Thots Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey fam,On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot, we’re talking about what makes a queer family and all its ties. Pulitzer Prize-winner Christopher Soto is in the haus, and we’ve got questions. Who is your queer family? How do you define it? What if you don’t have a queer family, and how do you find one?And we’re just getting started. Also in this episode, we play Bone, Block, Bench. Would you Bone Paul Ryan? Would you Block Omarosa? Would you bench Frank Ocean, if need be? Find out in this Thot-defying game. Also, we’ve got Impure Thot stories from extra special guests — y’all! Tune in and hear the best of our listeners super slutty sexy stories.Besitos,Xx The Thots Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we talk all about gay voices, and what it means to have one. Our guest-ho this week is writer Jayson Smith who in addition to being a goddamn genius, is also low-key a singer. Did you get made fun of for your voice as a kid? Do you like it or hate it now? Relatedly, Whitney vs. Mariah — who was the most vocally talented? The Thots go in.Also this week! We discuss sexting, angsty teens, and shirtless selfies. Plus Jayson gives us an Impure Thot story that stars a very, very nice pair of grey sweatpants. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about ~authenticity~ and how we as queer folk put on personas and masks from time to time. What’s your persona? Do you exaggerate your personality on social media? Is there even such thing as “natural” when it comes to queer composure? Tune in and find out.Also! The Thots talk about the first albums they ever bought (Phantom of the Opera, Lindsay Lohan, Destiny’s Child, oh my!) and then we dive into our advice segment talking about the Life-Changing Magic of Frottage and penetration! Two of our favorite things!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re going to Oprah voice Hollywooooooooooood. Just in time for the Oscars, we’re discussing…. Literally anything but the Oscars. The Academy will always disappoint us with mediocre guests and bad gay jokes and giving awards to cis people playing trans roles, so we are talking about our favorite queer films of yore. What are your favorite movies? What characters do you see yourself in, even when the film isn’t queer? (Maleficent anyone???)Also, we’ve got the delectable Ira Madison III in the studio to discuss his favorite queer films (and also those movies that aren’t even gay, but they are like SO gay). Plus he drags some of his favorite people to drag, Todrick Hall, Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake — the list goes on.Bon appetit, bb. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we brought back our Official Thot Book Club with this season’s selection: André Aciman’s Call Me By Your Name. As is the case with most queers (for both the book and the movie) our opinions were divided. Was the conceit of this movie too white and wealthy? Was the sex a little lackluster? Should queer narratives be required to have sex in them? Did you feel yourself seen in Elio or Oliver (or neither)? What are the technical logistics and realistic constraints of fucking a peach?This week, we conceive a game called Gay 4 Play, where the Thots have to guess which actors have played homosexually on the big screen. Also, Joe O the Science Ho brings a whole lotta knowledge to this episode with a segment describing why you (yes, you!) should go out and get herpes as soon as possible!Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:Feb 25 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talked about breakups and everything that entails. How do y’all move on after you’re hurt? Do you have good relationships with your exes? After a breakup do you stand outside his house late at night while listening to Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek” over and over again before you cry yourself to sleep? No? Just us?Before dragging our exes for a solid 25 minutes, we dive deep into a very rare news segment talking about Barack Obama, Cardi B, a queer-as-hell fashion week, and of course, figure skating. Plus, we discuss Joe’s new book Inside/Out, which has been described by critics and reviews across the country as “sad.”Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: Feb 18 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s almost our favorite holiday, Discount Candy at Walgreens Day, and in honor of that, we’re talking all about love on today’s episode. We thots are all across the romantic spectrum: some of us don’t believe in life after love, some of us love to love you, baby, and the rest of us are all like “What is love?” (Baby, don’t hurt me). Wade into the murky waters with us, bbs.Also! We air out our dirty laundry and read our worst DMs ever, on air. Plus, we know Tommy is literally always bragging about hooking up with your man in the hotel lobby, but in this episode he literally shares a story about hooking up with your man in the hotel lobby. Is it your man? Tune in to find out. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got a gutting episode this week, all about bodies (and the issues that ensure). When were you first aware of your body? Why do you love your body? Why do you not? We’re joined in the studio by writer Harron Walker who’s got a lot to say about what happens when people tell you what you can and can't do with your bodies. It's like, the opposite of a Janet Jackson song.ALSO, we play our favorite game Homo-nym, wherein the thots debate the gayness of our favorite cultural iconography. (“I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston vs. “I Will Always Love You” by Dolly Parton) AND Joe gets ~physical~ with a steamy Impure Thot story from the gym.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:Feb 4 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back after a short break with our most emotionally harrowing episode yet talking about one of the touchiest subjects ever: our careers. What happens when you conflate your identity with your career? What about when a boo-thing comes along and throws a wrench into your whole success trajectory? This week, the Thots cut deep into the topic of love vs. work. (Spoiler! The Thots disagree on pretty much everything.)Also in this episode, we play a game called Sex Toy or Space Craft. It’s… pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Then, Fran shares a not-so-sexy story about a surprise date that took a very, very bad turn. Plus, the Thots share who their favorite people in the whole wide world are. Tune in to find out who!Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: 1/28 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a beautiful day in the slay-borhood, and just before we go on a very short break, we’ve got a fat little episode to hold over you adoring thots. This week, we talk about mentors, father-figures, daddies, and zaddies. How do these archetypes enter our queer lives, and how do we differentiate between them all? Tune in as the thots navigate how they found their mentors, but also how sometimes it doesn’t really work out. (Read: We slept with them.)Also this week! Take a crash-course on how to differentiate your thotty co-hosts as we decipher which is the “Thot Most Likely” to win different superlatives. (Which is the Thot Most Likely to Go to Prison?) Dennis also shares a spicy story wherein he almost gets arrested for public sex, and then temporarily goes blind. (It's.... a lot to explain.)Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:Jan 14 2018 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, remember when "Will and Grace" was all we had? Remember how there's so little representation out there for us in the mainstream, that "Will and Grace" is like, still the only thing we point to when referencing gay entertainment? This week, the Thots delve into queer representation, and how the "Will and Grace Effect" has permeated our queer lives, for better or worse.Also joining us is special guest-thot Jeffrey Masters, host of the LGBTQ&A podcast! We play a thotty little game of Swipe Left/Swipe Right with Jeffrey, swiping cultural forms as if they were on a dating app. (Spoiler! One of the Thots hates Oprah). Also, Jeffrey tells us an agonizing Impure Thot story about being the third and a whole lot of nonsense that entails. Tune in! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New year, new us. JK, JK we’re staying exactly the same — and we’re cruising into 2018 with a very “us” episode. And can we just say — it might be our favorite from the season. We the Thots discuss “consent” which is more than a buzzword for all y’all’s think pieces, okurrr? What do we consent to when we walk into a gay bar? How do we as queer folk cultivate systems of sexual harassment and rape culture? What are our responsibilities when we enter these spaces, whether we are the flirter or the flirtee?Also, we bring back our very-requested advice segment “Penny For Yr Thots” and discuss why y’all gotta stop using the word “bitch,” how we navigate toxic attractions to masculinity, and when it’s totally okay to exploit your relationships for art and/or Twitter fodder. And to — ahem — top it all off we discuss our New Year’s resolutions and… it gets personal. Tune in and find out what (and who) the Thots are cutting down on next year. Auld lang syne n' shit.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:31 December 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here’s a little XXX-mas special for you. For our holiday episode, we’re re-gifting you our most recent live show! Donning some gay apparel, we got into the heaux-liday spirit with a lil game of Thotty Mad Libs (it’s exactly what it sounds like) and the we share the stage with three queer rockstars, who each share a riveting, ridiculous, delirious, delectable Impure Thot — our recurring segment of sexy storytelling.First up, we have Broad City actor and comedian Bowen Yang, who tells a tale in which he accidentally tries an extremely illegal substance. (Find out which one!!!) Then, we have the sweet dream and beautiful nightmare Harron Walker who shares a story that involves the phrase “all-girl bukake.” To close us out, we have queer mermaid genius Janea Kelly who shares what can only be described as an Epic of Thottery, she is basically a neon-wig-wearing Virgil. Y’all are in for a treat.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:22 Dec 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gentlethots, in this episode, we start a new segment where we talk about everything that made us cry this week (lol), for our Impure Thot, Joe shares a nightmarish cautionary tale involving a full bottle of poppers and his mom’s Subaru Forester.Our theme this week is “adulthood.” Unlike Roy Moore’s preferred sexual partners, we Thots have come of age. But what does growing up really mean, and when do y’all feel your most adult — especially when the constraints of adulthood are so defined by heteronormative structures?Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date:17 Dec 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beloved thots, we're back. Our premiere episode is all kinds of mess, starting with a satiating game of Top Secret, wherein the thots decide whether or not their favorite cultural icons are tops. Then, we drop some wisdom on y’all with Certified Thot Life Hacks — Fran teaches you how to know if someones read your email, Tommy drops knowledge on how to get out of paying for a date, and Joe claims poppers can be used for *anything* you want. This episode’s theme is “upgrading.” Where do the waters get murky when you pursue goals of notoriety? What are the costs of rising to the top (even if you’re still a bottom)? Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 10 Dec 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THOTNOUNCEMENT! If you're in New York, we'll be hosting a *free* Season 2 launch party courtesy of Ace Hotel New York! Catch your RSVP with the banner on food4thotpodcast.com and our Facebook events. One more week til our season premiere, thots! Join us at Ace Hotel to celebrate in person, or join us digitally on our social media below: Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Angel: twitter.com/angelnafis Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 3 Dec 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THOTNOUNCEMENT! If you're in New York, we'll be hosting a *free* Season 2 launch party courtesy of Ace Hotel New York! Catch your RSVP on our website and Facebook events. Anyway! We've got a *bonus* ep for you, and this week we’re joined by the almost-too-on-brand guest thot Joel Kim Booster and his very hot, sexy muscley brain. Fresh off his album release and Comedy Central special, he came to talk about who we are and how we act online. (Three out of four thoughts wore jumpsuits, just for visual effect.) In this ep we do some “live tweeting,” and also Joel is extremely funny and super intelligent, tbh maybe *too* much kind of a show off so likelihood that he will be invited back are not looking good. Subscribe to our newsletter for periodic updates and thotty mini features: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joel: twitter.com/ihatejoelkim Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 28 November 2017 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.