Five Minute Warning

Wow. On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we continue last weeks conversation. And we say the silent truth out loud about how Trump feels about the people who put him in the office. Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.

On this episode, we talk about the situation that the old cartoon Popeye gives us, according to MoeB. We mourn my garden. And yes, we talk about the Utah situation.

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about the absolute rudeness about getting spit on. AG has his opinion and I have mine. And for some reason, they are not similar. And we also talked about football being back.

On this episode, we talk about what our life entrance music would be, if we could pick it and have it follow us wherever we go. The answers are interesting. What would your theme song be?

On this episode, we talked about me fixing things in my house, and the adventure that is that. AG, then went in his soapbox. You should listen to hear about that.

On this episode, we explain that even cuddle time is affected by our age. We talk a bit of history about Christopher Columbus. And of course, we educate in a way that is not in the actual history books. And more...

On this episode, we talk about whether we could "live off of the grid" or what they call 'self-sustained living'. Living in the wilderness. The answers are what you expect and what you don't expect...

On this episode, we talk about how I dealt with the loss of my little toe. We also talked again about why men don't like going to the doctors or the hospital. Public Service Announcement: Get checked out twice a year. Also, there is an Elle Duncan comment that we talk about. lol

On this episode, we talk about the art of forgiveness and is there a time limit in which you should give or receive forgiveness? Their answers are interesting. Also, the saga of nine-toed Ruben continues...

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, I talk about my loss of an appendage and how it is affecting me now. We also talk about how a cruise line has "said" that they don't want black people on ther boats anymore. Did they really say that?

On this episode, we talked about what the two cartoons South Park and Boondocks. They affected the minds of people for their times. We talk about the good and the bad of both of them.

On this episode, we talk about what going on with the weather, the orange person and Diddy. Each one has it's own conversational merits.

On this episode, we are talking about self growth. How difficult is it for us to become a better person each and everyday? We are going to talk about it is for us, and hopefully, you can take some of our insights and it can help your personal journey.

On this episode, we are giving you our Summer Playlist! As always, it is not without controversy. You can event go to Spotify and listen to it after the show. Our gift to you. Enjoy!

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we officially have no idea what we are going to talk about on this episode. I mean, I know now what we talked about, but going into it, not really. I feel that i should share the 'I don't know what we are going to talk about' vibes with you. Enjoy!

This week on Five Minute Warning, we are talking about dating age limits. How far are you willing to go or what age are you willing to go to date someone? Older or younger? The answers will astound you, or not...

On this episode of FMW, Ruben is by himself, but he still dropped some good information with current events, a 5K run without clothes and snakes falling in a drink. What more could you ask for?

On this episode, we talk about when we are confident in ourselves and when we are least confident in life. It is also the Mother's Day episode. Also, teachings for his daughters by MoeB.

On this episode, we talked about a load of different things: the economy, the pope, things that matter and doesn't matter., and a whole bunch of other stuff today. Even OnlyFans made an appearance.

On this episode of FMW, AG and I talk about the rules that people younger than us should follow. That's right. We are giving back, y'all.

On this episode, we talked about how many people that we know and love actually know about us. And how much will we really share with those people...

This week, we talk about a person's reputation. More likely, how a possible significant other's reputation affects whether you will possibly attempting to maybe date them. We also talk about working yourself out of a job.

On this episode, we talk about the first connections with a possible significant other. What makes you make that move? And we talked a bit about the WNBA. Interesting.

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk abut scary movies and scary people. One is just as interesting as the other.

On this episode, we talk about what we are currently watching on television right now. Then, of course, we get into a heated discussion about one of the shows. just like we do.

On this episode of FMW, we talk about when do you add your significant other on important papers like Emergency Contact, Next of Kin, Iife Insurance, etc. Always breaking it down life it should be....

On this week of FMW, we talk about useless things that we have in and on our places of living. Then somehow, it digresses into other stories. I mean, par for the course, right?

On this episode, we give one last ode to Valentine's Day (month for some people, not us for real) and we do a My10, not My5 (like usual) on our top 10 best love songs. And someone can't even follow the instructions correctly... Sigh. You know how we do...

On this episode, we talk about two life lessons that we live our lives by. Do you have life lessons that you live your lives by? Food for thought.

This episode, we talk about the fact that women have all of these musicial anthems that express how they are feeling and how they want to take care of things, if they could. But, do men have musical anthems? It is what we are talking about today. Oh yeah, also we also talk about the Super Bowl that just happened...

On this episode, we talk about the craziness of the Lakers and Mavericks trade, and we walk about the worst dates that we have been involved with.

On this episode, we talk about the love or the bane of everyone's existence: doing chores, and our roll in performing them.

This episode is about the ways that we motivate ourselves to do other things, or even basic things. Hopefully, you can use this episode to motivate yourself into doing things that you want to do.

On this episode, we ponder the question: What do men need to do to make life easier for ourselves and others (aka significant others)? And also, we talk about taking care of ourselves.

AG is back and in the house! We have returned from hiatus and we are ready to get back in business. We are talking about the realization that the country is about to have a new leader and some people are realizing that they actually are having a problem with it.

On this episode of FMW, we talk about the our past and what we want for the future and we talk about why Ruben was late for the show.

On this episode of FMW, Ruben and MoeB talk about the important things about Christmas, such as how much do you spend on your significant other for the holidays, and what is the coolest gifs that you have given and receive on Christmas. And of course, the conversation of what is and what is not a Christmas movie.

On this episode of FMW, Ruben talks some Crazy World about a county blowing up a building for 7.1 billion dollars, and not knowing what they are going to do with the space, and we also take a trip to the international waters of Florida.

On this episode of FMW, we talk about what drives us? Why we do what we do? What makes us get out of the bed each day and run headlong into wha you love to do? Passion. Passion for life Passion for existence. Passion for happiness.

On this episode of FMW, we talk about what age we were when we felt like an actual grade-A adult. The answers will astonish you. We also talked about why we made the decision to become monogamous with our significant others in our lives.

So. For this episode, we ripped up the topics for today, and talked about the "sugar". It is not what you think, but it is. The struggle can be real. And for some people it is, and others, it is not. Also, make sure your friends circle is close.

On this episode of FMW, we finish talking about the election, period. We move on. We talk about the worst thing a significant other has done to us. Simple as that.

This marks the 250th episode of Five Minute Warning and we also celebrated our fifth birthday as well! So, of course, we did what we always do. We had our predictions of the election (which has happened, see if we were right or wrong), we talked about people doing questionable things in restaurants and of course, whatever else came to mind. It was a birthday that we will never forget!

This week, we answer whether people get to get off 'scot-free' when they do something stupid to other people, because the other person decided to be the bigger person in the conflict? And a My5, moreso, a My1 about what food that we want to learn how to cook.

This week, we talk about LeBron and his power to get his son into the league, emotional regulation, and we talk about things happening in our world. Reminding everyone that we live in a Crazy World.

On this episode, we talk about Halloween and what role does it have in our lives now, compared to when we were younger. We also have a science conversation about seeding clouds, and the lack of science behind the comments. Do fat guys have a particular season? Tonight, we will find out!

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about experiences that have stuck with us as children. Interesting stuff here. Does climate change exist to you yet? We also briefly talk about things going on, such as diddy, baby oil and we still forget about 8th grade civics. A lot of things to unpack on this episode.

On this episode, we continue the 0 for forever streak of Ruben winning an argument. I can never win. Frustrating. As entertaining as it was, I continue to take Ls. Oh well, down to the nitty gritty. We talk about why women never fear the loss or losing in marriage or relationships. Teflon, man. Teflon.

We decided to get into the awards business and gave out the first ever FMW STFU Awards. Not a lot of low hanging fruit, but we do catch some. And we also answered the age old question: Are men ever the prize?

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we are talking about the new breed of 'dog whistles' that are being toted around from two people. We also talk about a judge who maybe getting their comeuppance, but we have opinions on the reason of the 'whistleblower', as it were. We also talked about what makes us smile.