Fitzy, Wippa & Kate

We had Sarah help Lenno do the intro on today’s pod - and that’ll probably be the last time we ask her! She’s also a little unpopular in the office right now after only buying select people Christmas presents. Meanwhile, Fitzy wants to know if you sleep naked? Because you might want to stop after hearing all of these stories. Wippa is also baffled by a new thing people are doing to suss out if somebody likes them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa's got some exxy suggestions for your Christmas list this year, the team talk getting hit in the knackers and it's the last Quotey McQuoteface for the year - possibly ever?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys chat all things Wild Turkey, camping and questionable bush mushrooms with the one and only Matthew McConaughey.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr Michael Wipfli has a lesson in etiquette for us all today, including the words we should and shouldn’t be saying. After that things take a morbid twist as Fitzy reveals the unlikely requests funeral directors often receive, and then talks deathbed confessions. The cheery new segment he wants to make happen… which led to some surprising calls! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever watched the Nigerian version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? You might want to start after hearing this hilarious story from Fitzy. Meanwhile, Wippa is talking tight bosses, old appliances and how to tell if someone likes you. He recalls one disastrous date from back in the day when a (not so) lucky lady burst into tears once they went back to his… and it WASN’T because he took his shirt off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aussie superstar Dean Lewis joined Fitzy & Wippa to promote his new single Looks Like Me this morning, but the chat quickly turned to his good mate Matt de Groot... was MDG recently faking his two weeks sick leave?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After it was announced over the weekend that there’s two cases of Omicron, the new variant of COVID-19, in New South Wales, Fitzy & Wippa welcomed Channel 9’s health expert Dr Zac Turner onto the show this morning. They wanted to give listeners some facts to stop people panicking, following a weekend of hysteria in the media. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tommy surprised Fitzy & Wippa with a brand new segment today… Flashback Friday! He lined up a mystery celebrity and the boys had to guess who he was by asking a series of questions. Play along. Meanwhile, Fitzy shares a few stories from home as his lads run riot and the team then play Riddle Time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s always great having David Walliams on the show. Especially when he’s had a wine and mocks Wippa. You’re welcome back any time, mate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we approach the Christmas break, the team decided instead of getting a guest into the studio for this week’s Rap Battle they’d just go up against each other. But who had the most savage lyrics… Fitzy, Wippa, Sarah, Matt or Tommy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A big one for you today! Wippa wants to know if a famous person previously lived in your house? Fitzy’s got great story about mistaken identity and we continue our search for the best Christmas bon bon jokes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That’s the question Tommy asked today, which led to a fascinating chat with commercial diver Chris Lemons, who cheated death during a freak accident in the North Sea in 2012. Fitzy & Wippa were left in awe at his extraordinary story of survival. We then opened up the phone lines for more calls on the eerie subject.  For more on Chris Lemons’ story, see his website: https://www.chrislemons.co.uk/about-chris See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christmas is approaching, and today we wanted to find the best ever bon bon jokes. The phone lines went crazy and Tommy even made one of his own up… which was terrible. The team also shared their wild stories from schoolies and talk excuses for pulling a sickieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ve all heard of catfishing but what about hatfishing? That’s the new buzz word some women are using online to complain about men on dating apps who are doing one specific thing. Meanwhile, we asked listeners who do they wish they never introduced to their partner? And what have they accidentally swallowed that they then had to pass through? Some great responses to both these call outs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andy Lee called into the show today and congratulated Fitzy and Wippa on their recent pub tour, and then started to reminisce about when he did something similar with Hamish Blake back in the day. But on a much bigger scale. It's safe to say those boys went harder than Fitzy & Wippa did? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

52 pubs in 24 hours. That was Fitzy & Wippa's aim as they set off on The Midi-Life Crisis Tour across Sydney on Friday... but how did they get on? Listen to all of the action from their world record attempt here - and make sure you head to @FitzyandWippa on Instagram to see a video of the day. Meanwhile, the puns are back, the team talk Adele's new album and have you ever found a stash of cash? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitzy & Wippa interviewed the legend that is Tom Hardy on Saturday... but due to the time difference, the chat didn't happen until late at night. And they'd both had a few too many beers by the time they all got connected. Much hilarity then followed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was always gonna be a bloodbath when The Inspired Unemployed took on the boys in Rap Up Of The Week. Plus, it's Pub Day! Have the team got the strength to hit 51 pubs on one day??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it Fitzy or Wippa who has been causing chaos around the office by singing Elvis Presley songs as loud as he can as people try to work? Producer Tommy reveals all - and has the audio to prove it - during this week’s Tom Time! Meanwhile, the team talk tradies with secret talents and when live TV goes wrong…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hamish Blake called into the show today to talk about his LEGO Masters Bricksmas special with Wippa, which is airing on Sunday night! However, the chat took an unexpected turn when the boys invited Hamish to their pub tour tomorrow, and he said he was "too busy with work" - which Wippa disagreed with... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it okay to track your partner? That’s what Fitzy asked today - and it led to one listener accidentally exposing himself as a cheater live on air! Meanwhile, Wippa shares the saucy dream he had last night, which led to a very awkward phone call from one TV presenter, and the team talk big bums. Oh, and Boy George calls in for a chat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s always a laugh when Urzila Carlson joins us on the show, and today was no different! The comedian talked angering influencers, why she doesn't like social media and 'death booties'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Blunt, aka one of the funniest men in music, joined Fitzy & Wippa this morning to promote his Greatest Hits... and did a terrible job at selling it to us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We start today's pod with the HSC question that has apparently got students across Australia stumped. But not Sarah, who couldn't understand the confusion. Meanwhile, Fitzy tells a story about an American singer who has gone viral for doing something very shocking to a fan on stage and Wippa talks pensioners getting divorces! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone's favourite vet Dr Chris Brown joined Fitzy & Wippa to talk about The Dog House this morning. As usual, conversation also moved to his dating life before the boys invited him to their Midi-life Crisis pub tourSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're kicking off the week with two big questions: What was your partner's excuse when you caught them cheating? And have you ever had a worst first date than the one from this viral story? If that wasn't enough, Fitzy shares a story about getting 'bullied' by school girls over the weekend, Wippa had a crisis at home and Punday, Monday is back...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The incredible Jess Mauboy joined Fitzy & Wippa to talk her new single Glow, upcoming album and a hilarious moment that happened at her showcase in Sydney last week... which Fitzy witnessed whilst in the crowd and couldn't wait to bring up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's on your bucket list of things to do before you die? That's what Fitzy asked today after reading a heartbreaking story in the media. Meanwhile, the team play Riddle Time, open up the lines for Only Just Realised and chat to Shane Fitzsimmons!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitzy & Wippa welcomed NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet onto the show today for his first ever FM radio interview - and it got a little awkward! Mainly when Dom told them what type of music they should be playing at Nova ("more rock") and Wippa asked a very personal question….See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ally Langdon is back for another Rap Battle… and this time she isn’t holding back with her lyrics as she takes on Sarah! She’s dissing everyone from Karl and Dickie on Today to Fitzy’s dodgy knees and Wippa’s flatulenceSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The lovely Eva Longoria joined Fitzy & Wippa this morning to talk becoming the official McHappy Day Ambassador for 2021, a Desperate Housewives reunion and how the show changed her life See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is complaining to companies ever worth the hassle? That's what we asked today, and got some great responses. The team also discussed a very amusing moment on Love Island Australia before a great idea was born.... Fitzy & Wippa, a mini-bus broadcasting live radio and a huuuge list of pubs across Sydney to visit in one day… what could go wrong?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As well as being full of all the usual laughs (we're talking celebrity matchmaking with Simon Baker, Quotey McQuoteFace and weird groups people are a part of), today's podcast takes a bit of an emotional turn as Fitzy opens up about something personal. After recently turning 45, he ranked his current happiness at a 6/10 whilst reflecting on his life - prompting a sweet pep talk from Wippa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The lovely Ronan Keating joined Fitzy & Wippa this morning... and let them know what he really thinks about them after Fitzy asked how they're perceived by international artists! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As the title suggests, it’s a big one! Today we opened up the lines to talk expensive first dates and awkward celebrity encounters. You’ll never look at a certain A-list actor the same after one listener’s story! PLUS, Wippa revealed what happened at the Fitzy & Wippa team’s 10 year anniversary lunch in the city last week. Including the $10,000 bet he made to his bossSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The legendary Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak, aka Silk Sonic, joined Fitzy & Wippa this morning to discuss their new music together… but Wippa had an important issue to bring up with Bruno first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following their big win during The Block 2021 finale on Sunday night, Mitch and Mark unleashed at the judges whilst speaking to Fitzy & Wippa this morning. Plus, Mark Bowyer who appeared on the show in 2012 and 2013 called up to explain how the show has changed over the years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday is upon is once again, which means we've got a load of dodgy puns for you! Today the team are talking about people who refuse to take their partner's name, and the various reasons why, plus the most embarrassing places to break down in your car. Wippa also opens up about some issues he's facing at home...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Friday and Fitzy’s got a big question to ask… what does love smell like? The team also play Why Am I Talking To You as Tommy lines up another surprise (and well known) guest. After that everyone headed down to the Nova 96.9 garden to attempt a dangerous (and ridiculous) stunt. Will Wippa live out his cowboy dream or will it all end in tears? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Block's Scotty Cam took on Wippa for this week's Rap Battle... and it didn't quite go to plan. "This is a disaster," Fitzy declared halfway through as Wippa struggled to spit out his questionable lyrics. Head to the Fitzy & Wippa Instagram to watch Scotty's less than impressed reaction to the whole thing: https://www.instagram.com/fitzyandwippa/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa was out of control this morning and turned the start of the show into a live roasting as he insulted both Tom and Fitzy within minutes! Meanwhile, was your science teacher out of control? Have you ever helped solve a crime? And did you know this home plumbing hack that'll save you money? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitzy & Wippa welcomed Lynne McGranger onto the show this morning, aka their first post-lockdown guest to physically stop by the studio, and she made a couple of big confessions! From her former marijuana use to the surprising item hidden on the Home and Away set, you don't want to miss this...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman has gone viral around the world after revealing the beyond shocking way her husband told her that her brother had passed away... and the team couldn't believe it. Surely you'd dump them after that? Plus, listeners tell us what was stolen from them and we play Quotey McQuoteFace! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Tuesday and we've got a big one for you today! Firstly, a story about a learner driver led to two very surprising admissions from Fitzy & Wippa. The team also talk Channel Nine's controversial new parenting show and host their own Celebrity Cup Race! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's now November, and how better to start the month than with a load of dodgy puns? The team also talk Bert Newton's legacy, Halloween mishaps and finding out the kid isn't yours... these stories are crazy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Brother VIP kicks off tonight, with all of the adverts teasing Jessika Power's big revelation about Shane Warne! Fitzy & Wippa got Jess on Zoom this morning to talk about the new series, and they didn't expect her to start reading all of her messages from Warnie out...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitzy & Wippa welcomed the lovely Zoë Foster Blake onto the show this morning to discuss her new book, Scaredy Bath. Things took a turn when her biggest fan then called up... who happened to sound a lot like Hamish! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's safe to say no one has that Friday feeling more than listener Nicholas, who won $25,000 on today's show! Whilst we're on the subject of money, Matt de Groot revealed to the team he's planning on spending $50,000 on a hair transplant this morning. If that wasn't enough, Fitzy & Wippa also play Riddle Time and open up the lines for this week's Only Just RealisedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jockey Tommy Berry saddled up and was brave enough to gallop into this week's Rap Battle against Fitzy. Some thought he had neigh chance of winning... so did he fall at the last hurdle or prove them wrong? PS: We've officially now run out of horse puns. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After weeks of asking producer Tommy to set it up, Fitzy & Wippa finally got to reunite with Ed Sheeran (over Zoom) this morning. The guys have quite the history together, with something usually going wrong whenever they do an interview! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.