Fitzy, Wippa & Kate

Are we in the 1800s? Why are people using floppy disks and more importantly, how are they using them?! Plus one man set the McDonald’s he was working at on fire because it was too busy and he just wanted to go home. Feels bro. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And he only has two of them! The beautiful Amy Shark joined us to celebrate her brand new album Sunday Sadness that officially comes out today. We can all relate to the Sunday scaries and the Sunday sadness with Wip telling us Sunday makes him want to stalk his ex girlfriends on social media. Alright mate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa’s sick and tired of people parking across his driveway. Boooo it must be so hard to live in a mansion in the eastern suburbs. But despite our cries for him to stop talking he continued to tell us a cool little evil trick he’s got to stop people parking out the front of his house.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here at the Fitzy & Wippa with Kate Ritchie show we are always at the cutting edge of technology. Recently there was a study to see if AI could be funnier than actual humans, we do an experiment right here in the studio, have a listen to find out the results...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not really. But maybe. But also don’t cheat ever. But also if you need to to get even you should. But also don’t. Plus we’ve got the latest on all the gold medals won overnight. and we reveal our brand new game Lyrics, Camera, Action.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In breaking news Taylor Swift's Vienna Eras Tour shows have been cancelled. A terrorist attack has been confirmed to have been carried out if the shows went ahead. Two men have been arrested who have pledged their allegiance to ISIS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa secretly recorded Kate asking her if he could be her date to the Logies. Much to his disappointment she revealed she is already taking someone. But who could it be? If Wippa doesn’t go, WILL she have someone else to take? ;) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The youngest Australian EVER to win a gold medal Arisa Trew joins us live. Arisa reveals how skating makes her feel, being a role model to young teens around the world and tries to even teach Wip a skate trick – no surprises he failed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In her only Australian radio interview, we were lucky enough to speak to Ariarne Titmus about her time in Paris from the village to the food, how it feels to be a gold medal winner, what advice she has for young kids wanting to be Olympians and if the rumours about her fued with Katie Ledecky are true. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two athletes have gone viral after their last names were revealed as ‘Farken’ and ‘Hoare’ as the pair raced side by side in the 1500m last night. Naturally the whole world has been laughing non stop like children over this and so have we. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you send people invites to let them know they’re not invited to your wedding? In an emerging trend it seems that people are sending out notes to let family and friends know they are officially not invited to their wedding. Is this an organized slay or just plain rude? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As she gets ready to play for the Menai Hawks Kate is brushing up on her soccer skills so we’re putting her to the test. Does she know her soccer stars to her criminals aka shonks? Plus the world’s most famous billionaire lost a large chunk of money yesterday and we couldn’t be happier tbh. And some Sydney eshay kid has gone viral for his rap he put on TikTok and we can’t look away. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Content warning: This episode discusses suicide and self harm. If you or someone you know needs help please contact Lifeline on 13 11 14. Parenting expert and beloved friend of the show Maggie Dent stopped by to talk about the rising rates of troubled teens and how we can help our kids grow into healthy and happy adults. Plus Maggie opened up about her own mental health as a teenager and how she once found herself in a dark place due to the stresses of school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After getting infuriated after hearing a new way a teacher has decided to teach the alphabet, Wippa shares with us what a child said to him when he was picking up his daugther. It's okay Wip, you're in a safe place here...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitzy is thinking about retiring his son Lenny's toys that are almost like security blankets for him as they are getting so very gross. Kate Ritchie reveals been playing the role of "Cupcake the Bunny" to her daughter May and we absolutely cannot wait to hear this character. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tinder? Nope. Hinge? No, thank you. Bumble? Get out of here. Here at the Fitzy & Wippa with Kate Ritchie show we are on the pulse of ALL the new trends and of course we love the idea of billboard dating! We also cover all the latest out of Paris with the Games, we also catch up with Stephanie Rice as we look back at how well our swimmers did. We also re-ignite our feud with the Bearu of Meteorology and have a tight game of Song, S'Song, Song, Song!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Watching a certain celebrity going through his own mid-life crisis is looking eerily similar to what Fitzy wears and it's got him asking some serious questions about himself...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love our girl Tones and we love our Matildas. Tones, being close with the Tillies, let us know how the team are really feeling after their devastating loss in Paris. Plus her brand new album Beautifully Ordinary is finally out today and you know we will be blasting it on repeat!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our callers had us shook after revealing her husband posted a pic of their newborn baby while she was getting stitched up in theatre from her C-section. There’s some things you could probably wait to post my dude! Plus this might just be our most awful Riddle Time round yet. We’ve asked Wip to up his game for next week don’t worry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We don’t know how he has any relevance, but we are here for it tbh. We can’t wait to see how this is going to go down. Will he be Mission Impossible-ing it out of a helicopter? Jumping off the roof of the stadium? Whatever it is, he better be doing his little Tom Cruise run with his little arms that we love so much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love our tradies but we also know that there some that really like to slack off on the job. One tradie has been caught out for blasting the noises of machines over a speaker to make it sound like he was doing work when he really was just straight chilling on his phone. Work smarter not harder right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Premier Chris Minns joined us in the studio and took an official stance on Wippa’s 36 Months campaign to raise the legal age of kids on social media. The Premier agreed that there was proof that the mental health of teens and kids dramatically declines when using social media and fully supports Wip’s campaign to change the law. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate and Nazeem Hussain have been a bit naughty on the set of their new show set to air on the ABC. The pair have been a bunch of practical jokesters making poor crew members deal with their prank antics. Plus Kate has officially picked the soccer team she’ll be playing in as she takes on the challenge of trying to be a Matilda! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone’s fave chef Jamie Oliver told us the craziest story EVER. Back in the day he received a call from none other than Jennifer Aniston to cook for Brad Pitt for his birthday as her birthday present to him. Jamie’s response was nothing short of hilarious. Nominations for The Australian Food Hero Awards are now open. Nominate your Food Heroes at www.jamieoliver.com/foodheroawards See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sayyyy whaaa?! We spoke to Aussie gold medal winner Giaan Rooney and get her to confirm some rumours we’ve been hearing out of Paris. Like is it really true that the pool temperature makes it slower to swim in? Do the medals have pieces of the Effiel Tower in them? And has she really not been back in a lap pool since her athletic days 20 years ago?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young athlete has been sent home after sneaking out of the village with her boyfriend in Paris which makes us ask, when have our very own Fitz, Wip and Kate snuck out to see the loves of their lives? Plus Wip’s wife Lisa has been bitten on the butt while on holiday, no not by Wippa, but by something else very dangerous. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love our girl Halsey. Talking to us all about her new era of music and girl power, Kate revealed her fave breakup song of Halsey’s that she has cried many times to in the car and now Halsey wants to kill anyone who has ever hurt Kate. We love to see it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love royalties goss. An actor from the Titanic has revealed how much he still receives in royalties from his one line in the film all those years ago. So just how much does Kate still get from her iconic role as Sally Fletcher on Home and Away? The amount has truly shocked us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dating app etiquette is something not a lot of people abide by, but should. Kate’s had her own taste of the apps and wanted to let us know what she’s learned about what you can and can’t say to get a guy or gal’s attention. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday our social media producer Lizzie was filming an innocent video of Kate trying out some soccer skills with Wippa. But things turned south when Kate full on fly kicked Wippa in the head resulting in the most amazing video we’ve ever put online, but the most sulking version of Wippa we’ve ever had to experience. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a since viral video a young boy has saved his mother’s life after flagging down a delivery driver after she collapsed. Wippa asked the question what would his kids do if he collapsed and he thinks they would just continue to play Fortnite. Plus we’ve got the craziest coma story and a touching tribute to one of our Aussie athletes who has spoken out about his mental health during the games. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Senior specialist at the world’s biggest and most prestigious paediatric hospital, Dr Billy Garvey joins Fitz, Wippa & Kate for this special bonus episode. Dr Billy explains the importance of your child’s mental health and the dangers you might come across as your kids grow up. But most importantly Billy reassures the guys how to protect and nurture their kids as they grow to ensure they are healthy and happy individuals. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The first joke ever in the history of the world has been revealed. We’ll give you a couple of guesses as to what it could be about but the first thing you’re thinking of is most likely it. Who knew humans being were such advanced creatures? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We swear Wippa’s done this exact segment before only a few weeks ago. He clearly is really in the business of not wanting to talk to people, which doesn’t surprise us and honestly, we don’t really want to talk to him either. Anyway Wippa’s got a fool proof way of how to get out of a convo involving fish. Hook, line and sinker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re so excited to be witness to Kate getting in a pair of shorts and vertical stripes and making her official soccer debut. We’ve almost found her team, now all we need to do is get her trained up and on the field. Plus a new reality tv show set in Bondi is coming and it’s all about the young and the rich sleeping with each other and surfing – we can’t wait! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We reveal, without her permission, Kate’s official day on a plate. Calling her out on the ‘steamed trout’ part of her meal, we’re hunkering down on all the porky pie lies celebs and athletes say they’re eating when we all know there’s a few trips being done to the drive thru. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm not sure how much money I would pay to see that but it would send me broke. This week had us in our emotions, from Fitzy's son Hewy's birthday card to BJ and Kate talking about those big life moments, feel free to pass the tissues. And then we HAD to have another Out of Context Kate, enjoy all the highs (and so many lows) of this week! Cringe Puns The Novas Female Soccer Team Hewy's Birthday Card Andy Lee In studio Wholesome Moment Ruined Out of Context Kate See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate surprised Fitzy this morning with a very special guest - Fitzy’s favourite band Oasis! We only ever get the best for our boy Fitz dog.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Earlier this week Wip revealed he doesn’t know his own wife’s phone number off by heart. The only way we were able to motivate him to try and remember was with the promise of a seafood linguine. So when we punched in the number he gave us, was it correct? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re putting the official call out to all of you to come and join Kate’s soccer team. We don’t know what we’re calling it yet but we have a feeling it’ll be better than the Matilda’s but you didn’t hear it from us. Head to our socials to enter your details on our story. Plus Brodie Grundy from the Swans is in ahead of the Swannies home game this weekend and to explain their thrashing last week. And we’ve got another epic round of Riddle Time for you that’ll keep you guessing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we surprised Kate with the chance to reprise the role of her character Sally Fletcher from Home & Away. But we seemed to have made a giant error which so many of you pointed out to us on social media after revealing how it all went down. This is our official apology and explanation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a Mildura man was found trying to enter the Gold Coast with $830,000 we decided to ask you what the biggest amount of cash you've had on you. Kate was making a bit too. many jokes about what she would do if she had that much cash on her...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is wild. A teen from Scarborough has run away from home and then was found safely...partying it up at a nightclub in Bali! Later we heard from Liz who was on a family holiday and decided to run away with her sister from Rome and ended up skiing in Austria. What!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dasha is in studio! She tells us about some of her vices, surviving a tornado, performs her hit track Austin (Boots Stop Workin') and somehow Wippa ended up trying on her belt...surprise, surprise it didn't fit. For all the millennials we cover all the latest goss from Baby Spice's financial troubles and ask the important Olympics question, just where is Nikki Webster now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The age old question, can men and women be friends without ulterior motives? We dive deep into this as a story of a wife being sus on certain messages her husband has been getting from a colleague. We. Want. All. The. Tea!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love Angus & Julia Stone and we can’t wait to host their Red Room performance in August. Julia surprised a fan live on air while we were giving away tickets this morning and it was a truly iconic moment in Aussie music history. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is our worst nightmare. Keep your nudes locked and loaded to text message only people. One office worker has accidentally sent a nude over work email and opened it in the office for everyone to see. We’d pack up and quit at that point tbh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dating app eHarmony has released a series of new ads surrounding the theme ‘get who gets you.’ But who decided that sexy pimple popping was a good idea?! The couple in the ad are shown getting a bit steamy and saucy as they help pop a pimple for each other. Whatever floats your boat we guess! We’re not here to judge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate’s favourite singer Lily Allen has revealed that she doesn’t know how to one very basic adult task. She should definitely know how to do this but we’ll let it slide because we love her so much. Are you like Lily and failing a little bit at adulting? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This year Andy Lee is up for the Gold Logie for the first time ever. We couldn’t be prouder of him and as a special friend of the show we want nothing but for him to win. Wip’s figured out a way to make that happen by rigging the votes after he did it for Hamish Blake a few years ago... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.