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RE: Fresh

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Hello, darling babies. We would never abandon you*. We're just taking a moment to figure out how to keep you nourished now that the Jesse Armstrong rewatch is over. Press play, and listen to us talk through that, including an *incredibly* laboured sandwich metaphor.Email us: [email protected] (revamp INCOMING): https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH* There are circumstances of either extremely good or extremely bad fortune in which we'd abandon you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 1, 20256 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E10: This Is Not for Tears

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If it is to be said, so it be... so it is.Welcome aboard, we're about to do the knock and invite Jesse up to our cabin for the full dirty on the season two finale, ‘This Is Not For Tears’ - does he have the vim, though?Are his toenails aesthetically pleasing? How many severed d**ks could he fit into his B-bag? And does he wonder if the sad he'd be without us would be less than the sad he gets from being with us?How much those of us who watched his show bear responsibility is for another day. But this is the day his reign ends.* If we come through this, is there a thing where we like talk to each other about stuff normally? [email protected]* Put in ten bil. Laird can put together the rest, and the exit horizon's like six years: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH* The show's brilliant. Who cares what some... old white dude from The New York Times says? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 22, 202551 min

Biggleton/Adolescence

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What is the difference - is there a difference - between a generic bout of bad breath and simply stinking of a single food item? How offensive can we get when discussing the elderly? Especially given it's a demographic far closer to either of us than, say, youth. All this and more thanks to a single visit to a National Trust property. Plus we talk about Jack Thorne & Stephen Graham's new show Adolescence, which is truly a masterpiece, and we are VERY SERIOUS about it because being flippant felt weird. See Sara NEXT WEEK at Soho Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: [email protected] us financially, Sara needs to see this new podiatrist and SHE will tell her she needs new shoes: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 202543 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E09: DC

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We welcome everyone to today’s hearing, where Jesse Armstrong will be facing scutiny on the penultimate episode of season two.Is he unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion? Do the phrases "human furniture" or "footstooling" mean anything to him? And is he now - or has he ever been - a member of the Cruise Dirty Sеxf**k Cover-up Party?So: Go hard. Go fast. Go - ya lovely bastards!Send us the same email 67 times: [email protected] us incentives to enhance optimal performance: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHJust remember, it is not a courthouse, it is a stage: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 202544 min

UPVC Double Glazing and a Palm Tree

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Sara, a noble lioness, encounters another noble lioness on the karaoke plains of north-east London. Who survives the battle? And who's still using aerosol deodorant? Big questions, as usual, plus we watch the new Kate Hudson/Mindy Kaling project.See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: [email protected] against the grain and join the Patreon WE STILL NEED YOUR MONEY: patreon.com/theyliketowatch  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 11, 202538 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E08: Dundee

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Dundee in the motherf**king house! This week, Jesse talks us through Logan's homecoming episode.Is $5.29 an unreasonable price for a bag of gypsum? How would he feel about squatting over a storm drain? And has he ever seen a mistle thrush by the bandstand?Okay everybody: Bright eyes and let's see those chompers!* I could see us collaborating: [email protected]* Listen, a few financial worries are starting to bubble... chat: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH* So, we've got this opportunity for you to become involved financially in Sara's show, which I don't know if you've been hearing, but the buzz is excellent: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 7, 202551 min

The Angriest Cheerleader

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Missing muffs and erotic food intake. Sara's tough-but-fair takedown by a barfly. Hate-mail! Plus "SNL: Beyond Saturday Night" and acceptable stoniness of face.See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us, we want a luscious inbox: [email protected] the Patreon if you truly care: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the ageless Annabel Port.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 4, 202543 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E07: Return

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We're back with Jesse Armstrong to digest the bolus of gubbins that is season two, episode seven, 'Return'.Did he get jerked off by his personal trainer at the end of sessions? Is he aware of any document destruction that may hinder our enquiries? Might it be better to do it over an egg?We're hunkering, let's get down to it!* Give us an in-tray the size of argentina: [email protected]* Pay for someone to touch Sara's head: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH* See Sara's stand-up show, 'Anything For You' at the Soho Theatre - it's a rich gumbo of ideas and buzz words: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 28, 202549 min

A Hairy Halo - WHITE LOTUS S3 eps 1 & 2

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We're here, we're back, we hope we're worth the wait. Geoff shares a tender touch with a child. Sara wishes for a tender touch with her cousin Michael DiFiori. Plus, The White Lotus, Season 3. Sorry to get all "Love, Actually" with Parker Posey, but: to us, she is perfect. Go see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us, we need you: [email protected] us, eventually we'll want to spring for those movers who pack everything in to boxes for us: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 26, 202537 min

SERVICE SCHEDULE DISRUPTION

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Hello, all our babies. Sometime plans go awry. Here's what's happening:This Weds: The next TLTW episode - The White Lotus!Fri: The 'Succession' rewatch with Jesse Armstrong continues, a week later than planned.Go and feel your feelings, and remember mommy and daddy love you xxxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 24, 20251 min

The Allure of Coffee Enemas and/or Ian Rubenstein

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Guys - you've been warned - we're getting philosophical this week. Big questions get asked, for example: if your dog craps in your garden how quickly do you clean it up? Also we were inundated with emails about Apple Cider Vinegar, so we talk through that but don't you worry, we'll get deep deep with White Lotus soon enough. See Sara at London's Soho theatre at the end of March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: [email protected] us financially for chillbains, new sofas, the works: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the soon-to-be quinquagenarian, Naughty E. Porty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 18, 202536 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E06: Argestes

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Put on your puffy vest and pristine hiking boots and please give a warm Argestes welcome to Jesse Armstrong (he’s exceedingly easy to get.)If we got kissy, might he share plot details of ‘Frat Baby 2’? Could a Cobb salad ever be worth $75? And would he like an Advil and a handjob?It’s a culture hike, and we’re listening quite aggressively.We hear for you: [email protected]’re a big fan of, uh.. all your money: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHHow is this entertainment? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 14, 202549 min

I Could Have Been a QVC Star

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(sung) What have you done for us lately? Ooo ooo ooo ooo yeah.There was an incident at a high-end deli that changed everything, and Sara contemplates wearing a cummerbund to hide her midriff. Also: Hacks. Is is possible the most lovable part of that show is the font?See Sara at SoHo Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Send us your thoughts, we want a luscious inbox: [email protected] us financially, we beg you. Sara found a good podiatrist: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by almost birthday gal: Annabel Emily P.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 11, 202537 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E05: Tern Haven

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Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, and miles to go before we sleep...This week, we're talking Tern Haven with Jesse over a round of Hank Pierce's Break-bumpers. We’re kind of like eunuch besties.Can he recommend anything that Oprah isn’t pushing? Does he object to being fumbled by the invisible hand of the market, like a prim little matron? And does he kneel before His Majesty, the spinach?He'd better start speechifying, or we'll send him into the bathroom, and he will stay there until we have answers. (Or until he’s done something with himself.)Share your gossip, investments, art, movies, tittle-tattle, wider cultural interests: [email protected] a bar of gold down our throat: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHFancy a little after-dinner stargaze? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 7, 202559 min

A Low IQ By Human Standards

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If we don't do it, who will? Who will ask the big questions? Who will travel to the dangerous corners? FireCrotch and Normcore, that's who! FireCrotch & Normcore are... who? This week we address whether your clothes are mandatory for your child's playdate. It inches us toward divorce but we do it anyway. Because of bravery. Also: High Potential on Disney+ - it's not about drugs! - as well as a very strong email game from all you cutie cuties. See Sara in March at Soho Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: [email protected] Sara's medical team: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHEdited by young blood Annabel E. Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 4, 202536 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E04: Safe Room

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We hole up with Succession’s showrunner and involve him in our disgusting little stratagems, as we dig into Safe Room, written by Georgia Pritchett.Is he being stymied by a variety of enemies who are envious of his talents? Was he interested in politics from a young age? And is he allowed to just say numbers?Leave us on your pillow and hear our brilliance cascading.Keep close: [email protected] us a donor boner: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHBuy Succession - The Scripts: https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 31, 202547 min

Big Boys Don't Have Outies

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(sung) Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. It was so wonderful getting to know so many of you at the live show! My god did we love it. Thank you for dressing so nicely and cool-y, the lot of you. We felt like Arcade Fire.This week: smear tests, space for children, and Severance. Something for everyone really. Come see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: [email protected] the Patreon! Sara needs a second opinion on her chilblains: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by Annabel Emily P, whose superb substack is: https://annabelport.substack.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 28, 202539 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E03: Hunting

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Musicians? Pianissimo!Time for a game of Boar on the Floor. Will Jesse oink for his sausage?Who's his most pointy-headed f*ck? Does he hyper-decant? And is Ratf*cker Sam misunderstood?Our question to J. Armstrong is: Do you want to present your side, or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version?*** Sara is convalescing ahead of our live show, so this is just the Jesse interview. There'll be a do-over at some point. ***Email us: [email protected] us: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 24, 202526 min

Prognosis

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If you don't have one minute and thirty seconds to listen to this: Geoff's ill, so no TLTW pod this week, but we should be okay for the Succession rewatch and the live show. Bye! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 22, 20251 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E02: Vaulter

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What's poppin', cum-dump?Jesse's back for din-dins with Firecrotch and Normcore, and a salty reframe of season two, episode two, 'Vaulter'. We do not want an adversarial situation here. We need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel sh*t: We need to find to find the extraneous Danish.What constitutes an agricultural walk? How many skulls is a lot of skulls? Does he want some hand gel? A banana and a nap? And what if a good person ran WayStar?How's that for a carrot? Let's just hope that there's no... weirdness with our fuzzy boundaries, right?Empty the contents of your scrotum at our feet: [email protected] us from having to give nickel hand jobs under a bridge: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHWhy don't you come in and spend the day with us? https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 17, 202543 min

I Saw Tom Bosley From Afar

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If you wanna be our lover, you have to shower us in compliments. Sara's unlikely, mid-90s interlude with the King of Daytime Telly, Geoff asks what - in 2025 - is the deal with cigars? AND one backstreet podiatrist. COME SEE US LIVE ON 25TH JANUARY to assess Sara's finger or toe, your kink depending: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/Write to us, fill up that inbox: [email protected] US YOUR MONEY! Who else will finance the visits to the backstreet podiatrist: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by darling girl, Annabel Emily Port: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 14, 202536 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E01: The Summer Palace

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Welcome to the bunker! Says hello to the grunts (us), and one-shot voodoo guy who holds the whole thing together (Jesse). We’re into the first episode of the second season, and we encourage the nutty bastard to step up to the rack, and pull him limb from limb like a piñata to see what falls out.Has he seen their plan, and is dad’s plan better? How do we know he’s not a double agent? And would he prefer Napoleon’s penis pickled in a jar, or dried like a strip of beef jerky? Are we actually having this conversation? Yes, we are actually having this conversation. Remember this slant of light.We need to stuff some f***king raccoons up some guy’s chimney - let’s move ahead with that process, shall we?We’re all pals here, we want you to speak freely: [email protected] us a silica mud treatment at an Icelandic spa: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHCome and see two human things, standing in front of you (at the Bill Murray Comedy Club in Islington, London at 3pm on the 25th January): https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 10, 202553 min

The Sand is Black, It Smells of Sulphur

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Do you strive to thrive? Or strive to survive? Sara replaces her Everest fixation with tsunamis, Geoff critiques a babushka, and we/they/us dish on everyone's favorite Traitor. (The one who's been faking a Welsh accent.)BUY THOSE TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW:Tell us your thoughts, feelings & concerns: [email protected] us financially, please, we're back with Succession this week, and Sara needs her nut butter: patreon.com/theyliketowatchThis would be an unlistenable outspill if it wasn't for the editing prowess of Annabel PortCome here: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 7, 202540 min

Close the Door on '24, Thrive in '25!

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“Sometimes I see how the brave new world arrives,And I see how it thrives in the ashes of our lives,Oh yes, man is a fool - and he thinks he'll be okay,Dragging on, feet of clayNever knowing he's astrayKeeps on going anyway”So sang ABBA in their festive hit, 'Happy New Year'. How different things might have been had they owned a SAD lamp.We're rounding out the year with a sombre reflection on some of the interviews that didn't make the cut for our last clip show in the summer. We appreciate you, we cherish you, and we wish you a better 2025 than your 2024. Or at least some kind of plateau. Or minimal decline.Should old acquaintance be forgot? [email protected]'ll take a cup of kindness, yet: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHAnd there's a hand, my trusty friend: Annabel Port. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 31, 202447 min

Brotherly Love, Actually

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A Christmas gift from us to you. (We don't mind if you exchange it.) Happy holidays!Our Christmas angel: Annabel Port. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 24, 202439 min

Adjective Animal

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You know who likes to watch? Santa, that's who: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And if you've been pouting, FORGET ABOUT IT. But would Kris Kringle's (and your) attention be better fixed upon the latest high-end Netflix spy thriller? Come inside for a rare difference of opinion between FC and NC.Write us a 'Santa, Baby' letter: [email protected] a yule log on our fire: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHWassailing arranged by Annabel Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 18, 202438 min

Using Your Own Sternum as a Tray

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The answer is YES we loved After the Party as much as everyone said we would. And yes again: FireCrotch is writing a toi, dans le St. Pancras waiting room avant qu'elle departe pour Gay Pareee. Plus nepo sibs and cinema conflict. Oh, and have we mentioned we're doing a live show?!Buy tickets to our live show on Saturday 25th Jan: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/Ecrivez-nous: [email protected] avec l'argent: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEditez d'AnnaBEL (tres francaise sounding) Port (pas francaise sounding) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 202436 min

Hair Function, Money Function, Love Function

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Happy December, you are now allowed your Christmas tree or wreath. It's too soon for us, but the point is you can go for it now without being insane. How was Thanksgiving? What did FireCrotch-y cook and which of her fun capers went awry? Plus we talk Ren Faire, the best thing we've seen in ages, from Lance Oppenheim: Harvard Bro.COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 25TH JANUARY: https://dice.fm/event/avnxb2-they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-ticketsEmail us: [email protected] support for Sara's two pies: patron.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the lady who spotted the tape on the window: Annabel E. Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 3, 202439 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E10: Nobody Is Ever Missing

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We sat down with Jesse at a house, in a cow shed with a corrugated iron roof to talk about the season one finale. Who wants to hear about it? Yeah? Well, you're out of luck, 'cause nothing happened, we just knitted and made salads, did some yoga. And no one will tell you different, because we killed the stripper.Can he scuba? Will he buckle under the intellectual scrutiny? Could this be the defining moment of his life? Or it could be what is should be: Nothing at all.BT-Dubz: That's it from Jarmstrong until January, as we're taking a short break. We're not sorry for what we're doing, which is correct, but we're sorry for how it makes you feel. And we're sorry it had to be today.We're doing a live show! Come and watch us explode on the launch pad: https://dice.fm/partner/dice/event/avnxb2-they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-ticketsMake initial contact: [email protected] want to do good things, but we don't have the financing: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 29, 202456 min

Not Everything is an Anecdote

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Corn bread! Gravy! Pecan pie!Our next-stop-Thanksgiving attitude might annoy some of you but as Bertrand Russell once said: "girl, you do you".We're doing us this week, which means a classic Thanksgiving film, Wicked's newest fan-girl, and a terrifying letter through the letter-box.The last few weeks have been glorious, email-wise, so don't let us down now! [email protected] Sara's Eurostar ticket nearly broke plus Jones Road of course: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by Annabel Port Richardson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 26, 202441 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E09: Pre-Nuptial

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It's the penultimate episode of season one, and the guests are arriving for a destination wedding in an offshore laundry for turning evil into hard currency.We're back with showrunner/wedding planner, Jesse Armstrong. We have a lot of time for him, but there may be certain questions: Securing a considerable level of investment for a Napoleonic history podcast - is that nothing? Can he beat Kendall Roy's morning press-up tally ? And how long does he give it? WHAT?! We're just trying to sparkle.Send us a bear hug letter: [email protected] kind of you to pay for all this delicious wine: https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 22, 202457 min

Earthy Woman

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The Christmas/Thanksgiving buffer, total farmer drama, and the conviviality of coroners. It's all within, it's all for you.We also talk 'Bad Sisters', and Sharon Horgan's hair, writing, and imagined daily routine. Write to us: [email protected] please we want your money: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the delicious and nutritious Annabel E. Portowitz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 20, 202437 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E08: Prague

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Buckle up, fuckleheads, and come on into our sandpit for emergent behaviour.We’re providing a platform to marginalised talent (Jesse), and he’s luring us into a tunnel for Tom Wambsgans’ bachelor party. But not you, Fly Guys - it’s a really tight guest list.Turn up the bass in the back!Splooge in our inbox, we’ll put it back in your ears - it’s a closed loop system: [email protected] us a chunk of seed capital the size of f**kin’ Idaho: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 202448 min

She Wants to Headline the Plane

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Big news: Sara's back to the gym for the first time since her tonsillectomy. There's a new Peloton instructor on the scene and he's forcing her to ask a lot of questions. Medium news: Sara is into Chappell Roan now. Little news: Geoff is working hard, but it's from home. He's had fewer adventures. This week has been an absolute delight in terms of your email and new Patreon supporters so don't let us down now! It'll break our little hearts!Write to us, WE LOVE IT: [email protected] Help Sara with her hydrating base from Jones Road: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by Annabel Emily Port, she of the raven hair Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 13, 202438 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E07: Austerlitz

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Roll up, roll up for the festival of grievances!This week, we relocate Connor's desert ranch, Austerlitz (formerly REDACTED) to take a pop at the champ, Jesse Armstrong. Will it be a very compelling package? Or will it be like tossing a bag of Uzis into a soft-play area?PLUS: Our fun new game, Sh*t or Shinola?Drip poison in our ear: [email protected] us from going 'POUF!': https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 8, 202458 min

Put Me in Mamma Mia

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There'll be a new U.S. president-elect by the time we do another one of these and that's all either one of us can think about.But that doesn't mean we don't love youneed youwant you...We want you, we want you, we want youOn a chair with a dead magazineIn the cave at the tip of the lilyIn some hallway where love's never beenWrite to us: [email protected] today be the day you finally act: Patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by daughter, friend, mother, and partner Annabel Emily Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 5, 202439 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E06: Which Side Are You On?

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Hello, fellow nudie turtles.Napkins on heads to mask the shame and heighten the pleasure as we feast on tasty morsels from Succession's groovy hub.Want the freaky-deaky truth about Tom's black eye? Has Jesse been snubbed - IS THIS A SNUBBING? And can we depend on Jarmstrong's vote for Team Future? Let the minutes reflect that Sara was asked to recuse herself.It's good to hear your voice: [email protected] us judge for ourselves if being rich is f**king great: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 1, 202457 min

They Like To Witch

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Boo!Did we getcha???Happy spooky Hallowe'en, everyone. Sara hatches a plan to go as Chappell Roan (whose name she just had to Google ), before deciding against it. She’s up to some truly scary stuff with coconut oil too.Plus: 'No Hard Feelings', 'Weird: The Al Yankovic Story', another episode of 'Disclaimer', 'Janet Planet', and Billy Crystal tries his hand at horror in Apple TV's 'Before' - but is there enough pumpkin in his paprikash?Scrawl a message in blood on our bathroom mirror: [email protected] or treat! https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 29, 202447 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E05: I Went to Market

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Do not listen on a 12-hour drive with your grandpa. No music, no chatting. Keep your mind on the driving. Or find an economics podcast he likes to shout at.Buy Succession - The Scripts: https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/Send us one miserable letter: [email protected] our work: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 25, 202451 min

Neither Peer nor Peep

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Sara returns from the States and becomes familiar with the very British concept of the bonkbuster.Feed us content: [email protected] an ostentatious contribution: https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 22, 202443 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E04: Sad Sack Wasp Trap

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Thank you all for coming, and thanks to all who have supported Sara through her recent health nonsense. This week, we attend the RECNY with the man, the legend, Jesse Armstrong.** Surprise Jesse Retirement Announcement **So sorry about the butter, guys.Excusing you, but we didn't ask for editorial comment: [email protected] you for your donation: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHBuy 'Succession - The Scripts': https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 18, 202442 min

Gripping the Arm of the Sofa

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Hello! This week, we're transatlantic, like a pair of Freddie Laker mother-effers. Sara is in the suburbs of Chicago, and wants to be left alone. Geoff is in Stoke Newington, and wishes he wasn't being left alone. Somehow, remarkably, we can watch the same TV. What an era.Email us: [email protected] us: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 15, 202442 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E03: Lifeboats

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Hey hey hey, my people!Time for another peep through our (smeared) window into the mind behind 'Succession', Jesse Armstrong. We wouldn't say he's the man, but if there were a man - hypothetically - he might look a lot like Jesse.This week, it's episode 3, 'Lifeboats', and a trio of major players enter the stage: Sandy Furness, Stewy Hosseini and Mondale... um, there's no way Shiv is allowing a dog to have a surname. But he's basically a Roy, in all but name.Oh, and we found Roman's personal trainer on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brockyurich/profilecard/?igsh=enMzaHdzYXo5cHpkStay strong, stay in touch.* We want each and every one of you to be innovating, challenging, being bold, being disruptive, bringing us new, original, multiplatform content: [email protected]* Not all of us are born into good ease: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 11, 202447 min

The Eighth Chakra

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Hey, hey we're The Monkees, and people say we monkey around! For clarity: We're not The Monkees, and people seldom say we monkey around.This week we get on board with: a) The gourdb) 'Industry'. OR DO WE? (We're hopeful this isn't another 'The Bear' situation.)We also attend a local event, which displeases the family convalescent. See you on Friday WITH J'ARMSTRONG!Correspond to us: [email protected] for our son's Halloween costume: patron.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 8, 202436 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E02: Sh*t Show at the F*ck Factory

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Hello! I apologise if my bell summoned you. It's FireCrotch & Normcore here, with another funky chowder! The rewatch with our dear acquaintance Jesse Armstrong continues with season 1, episode 2, Shit Show at the Fuck Factory. Dear Jesse, talk me through your feelings on titles? Am I thinking about it too much? Like the people who thought all the orange in S3E8 was a signal that Kendall was dead? How much analysis is TOO much analysis? I JUST WANT YOU TO LIKE ME. And what about Lawrence's omelette nipples? If you need us to go get sandwiches or coffee OR step up from regional parks and run North America, we can and we will, and that's just an offer on the table. Do you hereby concur?Write to us: [email protected] the patreon WE ARE WORKING HARD HERE PEOPLE: www.patreon/theyliketowatch.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 4, 202451 min

SICKNOTE SARA

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Email your recommendations for TV to convalesce to: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 1, 20242 min

THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E01: Celebration

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Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Staten! From the Battery to the top of Manhattan! It's the perspicacious Firecrotch & Normcore reporting for duty, and we are back at the beginning of all things with THE CREATOR, Jesse Armstrong. In the first of our week-by-week rewatches, we establish a dynamic that says 'I respect you, but I'm not awed by you.' And that 'I like you, but I need you to like me before I can love you.' Did we bend for him? How much sage was burnt? And did he hit the million dollar homerun? It's a magnificent effort. Magnificent.Send us your rewatch braindumps: [email protected] our mouths with so much money: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHBuy 'Succession - The Scripts': https://bit.ly/succbook Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 27, 202452 min

A Neutral Sock Person

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Exciting times, it's all ahead of us this week: Sara's tonsillectomy and our new episode-by-episode Succession rewatch with Jesse D Armstrong.In the light of the above, this is the first of our revamped/devamped episodes: One luxury-lengthed watch, and your correspondence. No rush, we're on island time.See you on Friday WITH JESSE!State your views: [email protected] us our dues: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHCuts and cues: Annabel Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 24, 202436 min

Do I Smell Milky? And Phil Wang (WANG IN THERE, BABY!)

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Hey nerds! We go fast and hard this week with the brilliant and hilarious Phil Wang to discuss his new Netflix special, Wang in There, Baby! Plus: More Everest obsession from you know who, more Scandi drama from you know who, and someone (we're not naming names) embarrasses herself in the environs of a West End musical. Write to us: [email protected] for the forthcoming new podcast that we should've put behind a paywall: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by A-Po: https://annabelport.substack.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 17, 202456 min

Smell The Salty Air. And John Kearns (VARNISHING DAYS)

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It's too early to talk about gourds, right? We hold on to the last vestiges of summer by immersing ourselves in Nantucket's Perfect Couple. (Is Sara the only one watching and thinking about how Nicole Kidman's Hollywood bestie is Naomi Watts, and Naomi Watts is also Liev Schreiber's ex-wife, and Liev Schreiber is playing Nicole Kidman's husband? Anyone? Bueller?) We delve into Couples Therapy too, of course, don't worry your pretty little heads. And our guest this week! It's only one of the world's - the world's! - best comedians, John Kearns, here to talk about his new standup special Varnishing Days. Correspond with us: [email protected] Sara with her overspend: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHEdited by a rejuvenated Annabel Port.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 10, 202455 min