Firebreathing Kittens

Dead Ringers is an actual play podcast using the Dicing with Death TTRPG system. Join Arby, Bo, and Mary as they navigate through the Land of the Dead, meeting old faces and working to return home.

Dead Ringers is an actual play podcast using the Dicing with Death TTRPG system. Join Arby, Bo, and Mary as they navigate through the Land of the Dead, meeting old faces and working to return home.

Join Maeve, Bartholomew and Armando as they punch parents, fight fish, and bribe boatmen to get back from the land of the dead before it's too late! You Only Live Twice is an actual play episode of Dicing With Death.

Join Maeve, Bartholomew and Armando as they punch parents, fight fish, and bribe boatmen to get back from the land of the dead before it's too late! You Only Live Twice is an actual play episode of Dicing With Death.

Bartholomew, Guvo and Zidane, as new members of the guild, offer to go rescue the sheriff of Karmic Hills and uncover a problem affecting the tiny town. Stab the Crab is an actual play podcast of Desperado Quickdraw Edition.

Bartholomew, Guvo and Zidane, as new members of the guild, offer to go rescue the sheriff of Karmic Hills and uncover a problem affecting the tiny town. Stab the Crab is an actual play podcast of Desperado Quickdraw Edition.

A GM’s thoughts on how to play Desperado Quickdraw. Hi everyone, this is a special episode of Firebreathing Kittens. I’m the game master for an upcoming session using the rules for Desperado Quickdraw. In this episode, I’ll share my thoughts after reading the rule book. Hopefully this episode will be a handy guide for how to play for my players, will help me organize myself, and will be useful for you listeners, too, who are looking to play Desperado Quickdraw yourselves. The sections I’ll talk about are character creation, how to move, how to attack, alternatives to character death,how to use skills, how to help your allies, and spellcasting. Character creation: Desperado Quickdraw provides some handy dandy character creation randomizers using a deck of cards. Don’t know what character you’re going to play? Draw from a standard playing card deck to generate your character’s name, background, combat stats, feats, starting items, and ammo. For example if you draw a diamond your background is the gambler, who has 2 grit, 4 wit, a firearm aim of 2d12, and a melee aim of 2d12. Here in Firebreathing Kittens, for my players, because we are the same character all season, please feel free to pick from these random lists to build your character. You can also change the flavor; a ranged weapon can be called a bullet, arrow, fireball, etc. How to move: You can move as many yards as your grit score at the start of your turn. If you move while attacking it makes you less accurate, decreasing your aim DC. How to attack: Here’s an example melee weapon, the dagger. You can either pierce or cut with a dagger. If you’re piercing, it takes one action to draw the dagger from its sheath, and one action to attack. A dagger gets plus two steps to its accuracy and has a wound DC of 3. Here’s an example attack: You are standing within a yard of an enemy. Your dagger is drawn. You try to stab the enemy with the dagger, so, being a gambler, you roll your melee aim of two d12 dice. The dice result is 12 overall. You add plus two for the dagger’s accuracy, so that’s 14. The person’s right next to you, so your aim DC was zero, so you hit them. The wound DC is plus 14. The 3 wound DC of the dagger is increased to 17. That’s not twenty over, so you didn’t insta-kill your target. They are wounded and must make a fortitude check. They roll grit and compare it versus their total wounds received overall, which so far is just this one stab. Your GM announces they failed their roll, so they take one grit damage. Remember your gambler statted player characters has 2 grit, so taking one grit damage means this NPC probably is pretty badly injured. Next, let’s talk about ranged attacks. Desperado Quickdraw requires you to draw your weapon, load it, chamber a new round, cock the weapon, fire, and eject the round. That’s about five rounds of preparation for one round of dealing damage, which is different than other tabletop roleplaying game systems you might be used to. Here’s an example weapon, the Baron Lawman single action revolving pistol. This is a short barrel weapon that can hold six shots. Its ammo is 0.44 magnum. It has a wound DC of 6. To fire this weapon, you’d need to first spend one action to draw it from the holster, three actions per cartridge being loaded (one to draw ammo, one to load, and one to rotate the cylinder), an action to fire it, and then three actions per shell expelled to open and eject and rotate the cylinder. Here’s an example of an attack with a single action revolving pistol made by the friend of the gambler. Friend of the gambler, fellow player, your target is ten yards away from the party, which is about thirty feet, so the Aim DC is 4. You make an aim check, which since you’re a gambler means you roll 2d12. The result is a 14. You beat the aim DC by 10, so your wound DC is increased by plus 10. The six wound DC of the pistol is increased to 16. The GM does the fortitude check for the enemy, and announces they’ve taken one grit damage. This is the second grit damage that NPC has taken, so they drop to zero grit. At zero grit, they fall unconscious. Alternatives to character death: When you fall to zero grit, you’re unconscious but not necessarily dead. Desperado Quickdraw has a list of lasting wounds you can take such as injured arm, leg, eye, etc, which affect your stats. I like systems that have alternatives to permanent character death. It makes me less stressed out as a GM. I don’t have to worry as much about my player needing to make a new character unless they want to. How to use skills: Desperado Quickdraw lets you hide, listen, spot, bluff, charm, use medicine, and make insight checks. Roll a size of dice based on your ability level, like d2, d4, d6, d8, etc. Then add either grit or wit as a modifier, depending on the skill. How to help your allies: You can do a first aid check. That’s the medicine skill. If your check is higher than your friend’s wound DC, they can ignore that wound for now. Beware: later f

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Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. Tom Maygrove has written a full novel length adaptation of the Firebreathing Kittens podcast adventure Masquerade Madness! This is great news. Now, you can find a comfy spot and experience this ballroom cat burglary mystery as written word. If you want to help Firebreathing Kittens out, please pick up a promotionally free ebook copy of Masquerade Madness between July 16th and July 20th 2022. After that time window, the ebook will return to normal price. We would really appreciate it if you could get a copy and leave a five star review. Thank you. The link is: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B6B8TRK2

Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. Gareth John Jones has written a radio play adaptation of the adventure Mouse and Teapot: A Love Story! This is great news. Now, you can find a comfy spot and experience this shape changing adventure as written word. Or if you’ve got some friends, you could put this script on as a show! Here is the radio play’s link, description, and then I’ll play a snippet of the podcast it was based on. Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B2K7C6KC/ The radio play’s description is as follows: Blursed items and a policeman with a penchant for pottery? Join Tornan, Furious and Rollo as they investigate Niqamui police department's 1,000th crime of the year in... Polymorph and Porcelain, a radio play adaptation of the actual play podcast, "Mouse & Teapot: A Love Story". Please support us and pick up your copy of Polymorph and Porcelain from amazon.com, and tell your friends about us. Thank you! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B2K7C6KC/

Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. Gareth John Jones has written a full novel length adaptation of the Firebreathing Kittens podcast adventure All Work and No Play that is called Ice Cream Notions and Energy Potions! This is great news. Now, you can find a comfy spot and experience this urban fantasy festival adventure as written word. Here is the back of the book and then a brief excerpt; I’ll read you chapter one. The back of the book: Cults, mystery, comedy, and ice cream: something is wrong in Niqamui again. It all starts with a missing child, but the real danger could be far more insidious. https://books2read.com/u/bpaxaE and it’s also available on amazon, too. Please support us and pick up your copy of Ice Cream Notions and Energy Potions from amazon.com, and tell your friends about us. Thank you!

Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. The full length novel adaptation of An Existential Crisis written by T. A. Lore now has an audiobook! This is great news. Now, you can listen to this reality bending adventure as written word. Here is the back of the book and then an audio sample. The back of the book:Entangled realities, temporal tampering, and an interdimensional sphinx: weirdness has run amok in Niqamui where sinister schemes are afoot. When Pidge, Borb, and Nesgrax wake from a strangely realistic dream, all three intrepid adventurers must set forth in search of answers. Unfortunately, in pulling at loose threads, they quickly find themselves ensnared by a more complex mystery than anything they could ever have imagined. In fact, they may be forced to unravel the very fabric of existence in order to escape. They really are in a pickle this time... or at least pickles are somehow involved. You can support us by ordering your copy of the new audiobook for T. A. Lore’s An Existential Crisis at https://www.audible.com/pd/An-Existential-Crisis-Audiobook/B09QMTF8XD Here is the audio sample, read by the narrator:[audio sample here] Once again, that’s An Existential Crisis by T. A. Lore, on audible at https://www.audible.com/pd/An-Existential-Crisis-Audiobook/B09QMTF8XD

Hello everyone! We have a special announcement today. We have released an audiobook for Rachel Lindley’s full novel length adaptation of the adventure A Bully Good Time on audible.com! This is great news. Now, you can put on your headphones or turn up your speakers and experience this bayou delving adventure as spoken word. Here is the back of the book and then a brief excerpt; I’ll play you the audio sample. The back of the book: Frogs, boats, and beignets! The Firebreathing Kittens venture to the south of the fantasy world of Guaso to investigate a missing persons case. There's Pidge, a plucky gnome with shapeshifting magic; Moka, an angel's daughter with miraculous healing powers; and Manford, a nihilist and would-be scoundrel with a heart of gold. Within a world of vine-choked cypress and murky water, the three discover unlikely allies, strange philosophies, and danger. They must triumph against the swamp before they disappear themselves. In her debut novel, Rachel Lindley offers a tale of exploration, mystery, and friendship, where the next good thing might be waiting a few steps beyond the river's edge. Please support us and pick up your copy of A Bully Good Time from audible.com, and tell your friends about us. Thank you!

Season 2023 Epilogues

A celebration turns to chaos as mysteries are brought into focus. Join Errol, Reine, and Lothario as they strive to save Errol, and the world, from their doom. The Fire Inside is an actual play podcast of LURPS.

A celebration turns to chaos as mysteries are brought into focus. Join Errol, Reine, and Lothario as they strive to save Errol, and the world, from their doom. The Fire Inside is an actual play podcast of LURPS.

Join Ava, Chico, and Reine on a quest to save a princess that turns into struggle against existential forces beyond mortal comprehension. "Love Scattered" is an actual play podcast of Adventure Dice.

Join Ava, Chico, and Reine on a quest to save a princess that turns into struggle against existential forces beyond mortal comprehension. "Love Scattered" is an actual play podcast of Adventure Dice.

Join Rufus, Lothario and Ignatious as they battle their way to win the annual fighting competition. No Rules Just Right is an actual play podcast using the LURPS rule set.

Join Rufus, Lothario and Ignatious as they battle their way to win the annual fighting competition. No Rules Just Right is an actual play podcast using the LURPS rule set.

Freida Frost has been killed, and it's up to Barbara, Ignatious, and Jack to find a way to bring her back. The Eyes Have It is an actual play podcast using the mechanics of The Witch is Dead.

Freida Frost has been killed, and it's up to Barbara, Ignatious, and Jack to find a way to bring her back. The Eyes Have It is an actual play podcast using the mechanics of The Witch is Dead.

Join Errol, Flex, and Pearl as they navigate a deathtrap, a budding romance, and bad holiday music. All I Want For Niqamuismas Is You is an actual play episode of the one page RPG Christmas Capers.

Join Errol, Flex, and Pearl as they navigate a deathtrap, a budding romance, and bad holiday music. All I Want For Niqamuismas Is You is an actual play episode of the one page RPG Christmas Capers.

The possums are here, and they've got knives! Join Barbara, Errol and Kit as they delve into a subterranean forest to rescue a friend, and discover something much more sinister happening just below our feet. TTRPG: Root (Quickstart). The Root Of War is an actual play podcast episode featuring the quick start of the Root tabletop roleplaying game.

The possums are here, and they've got knives! Join Barbara, Errol and Kit as they delve into a subterranean forest to rescue a friend, and discover something much more sinister happening just below our feet. TTRPG: Root (Quickstart). The Root Of War is an actual play podcast episode featuring the quick start of the Root tabletop roleplaying game.

Starring Cal, Chico, and Barbara, Hello Citizens is an actual play podcast of the Resolute 2nd edition role playing game.

Starring Cal, Chico, and Barbara, Hello Citizens is an actual play podcast of the Resolute 2nd edition role playing game.

Quarterly TTRPG Rules Chat. Episode Title (TTRPG Sytem). Festival Of Lies (Space Knights). You Don't Know Jack (Trove Foundation). Old Man Strength (BRAWL). Hella Confidence (Monster Of The Week). I Dreamed A Dream (Wake). Kitchen Coven Chaos (Tarot Byte). The Greed Of Mr. Greenleaf (Dragonslayers 2e). Companion episodes The Voice Of Magic and Cracking Up To Victor-y (Risus The Anything RPG). Astral Maids (Astral Tourists). Harvest Hijinks (Heroes Of Adventure). Happy Bean Juice (Dungeon World).

Happy Bean Juice is an actual play podcast of the Dungeon World RPG system. Join Barbara, Chico, and Norage as they are invited to Giant's Landing for Norage's redemption.

Happy Bean Juice is an actual play podcast of the Dungeon World RPG system. Join Barbara, Chico, and Norage as they are invited to Giant's Landing for Norage's redemption.

Join Chico, Errol, and Ignatious as they try to convince Xavier to spill the Deep Ooze's secrets. Harvest Hijinks is a Heroes of Adventure actual play podcast.

Join Chico, Errol, and Ignatious as they try to convince Xavier to spill the Deep Ooze's secrets. Harvest Hijinks is a Heroes of Adventure actual play podcast.

Astral Maids is an actual play podcast of the Astral Tourists RPG system. Join Errol, Kit, and Norage as they travel to the Astral Plane to help clean up a mess of Eldritch proportions.

Astral Maids is an actual play podcast of the Astral Tourists RPG system. Join Errol, Kit, and Norage as they travel to the Astral Plane to help clean up a mess of Eldritch proportions.

Avast ye matey! Join Errol, Reine and Rufus on a thrilling airship journey as they investigate Drawes' out-of-control-magic! Cracking Up To Victor-y is a Risus The Anything RPG actual play podcast episode.

Avast ye matey! Join Errol, Reine and Rufus on a thrilling airship journey as they investigate Drawes' out-of-control-magic! Cracking Up To Victor-y is a Risus The Anything RPG actual play podcast episode.

Irresponsibly abandoning the guild's insidious possum problem, Barbara, Chico and Kit fly to the North Pole to investigate the mysterious mangling of magic causing chaos in Niqamui. The Voice Of Magic is an actual play podcast of Risus The Anything RPG.

Irresponsibly abandoning the guild's insidious possum problem, Barbara, Chico and Kit fly to the North Pole to investigate the mysterious mangling of magic causing chaos in Niqamui. The Voice Of Magic is an actual play podcast of Risus The Anything RPG.

Everyone loves a circus! But how long is too long to stay? Join Errol, Barbara, and Lothario as they find this answer and more! The Greed Of Mr. Greenleaf is an actual play podcast of Dragonslayers RPG.

Everyone loves a circus! But how long is too long to stay? Join Errol, Barbara, and Lothario as they find this answer and more! The Greed Of Mr. Greenleaf is an actual play podcast of Dragonslayers RPG.

Join Chico, Errol, Kitschy and Pearl as they bounce between bingo and a bake off, yet the true danger lurks among them! Kitchen Coven Chaos is an actual play podcast using the Tarot Byte TTRPG system.

Join Chico, Errol, Kitschy and Pearl as they bounce between bingo and a bake off, yet the true danger lurks among them! Kitchen Coven Chaos is an actual play podcast using the Tarot Byte TTRPG system.

Jack, Cal, and Clarissa go on a trippy adventure using the Wake ttrpg system. Come along as they battle inner demons by method of battling very outer demons. Listen to the end to find out who will wake from this dream, and who will be locked in the nightmare forever.

Jack, Cal, and Clarissa go on a trippy adventure using the Wake ttrpg system. Come along as they battle inner demons by method of battling very outer demons. Listen to the end to find out who will wake from this dream, and who will be locked in the nightmare forever.

Join Pearl, Errol, and Chico as they have a hell of a good time saving a birthday and Hell Casino. Hella Confidence is a oneshot actual play podcast of the Monster of the Week roleplaying game.

Join Pearl, Errol, and Chico as they have a hell of a good time saving a birthday and Hell Casino. Hella Confidence is a oneshot actual play podcast of the Monster of the Week roleplaying game.

The Multiversal Tournament of Champions is coming to Niqamui! Can Camilla, Grantham and Reine prevail against the likes of Gravedigger and The Avalanche? Find out in Old Man Strength, an actual play podcast of BRAWL!

The Multiversal Tournament of Champions is coming to Niqamui! Can Camilla, Grantham and Reine prevail against the likes of Gravedigger and The Avalanche? Find out in Old Man Strength, an actual play podcast of BRAWL!