Find Your Beach

Will we make it folks. Rosebud's on the mend, and Andy has done irreversible damage to his hair, but we're back in peak shape and stronger than ever. We talk about the baby in the box's birthday party and some possible business ventures. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

Rosie's feeling better, and we talk about Andy's new life as an ass model on Instagram, and Rosie's sleep talking habits, and make a harrowing new discovery about the baby in the box. He eats flesh, you guys. Human flesh. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker: https://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker @findyourbeach: https://www.instagram.com/findyourbeach

Hey Beaches, this episode is not our best work. Rosie is sick and she tries to break up with Andy. Andy also probably does something wrong, but he's writing this so he isn't going to be specific. We don't break up, but we do talk about period sex. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

Happy Sunday Beaches. We're late, but isn't it exciting to get another episode of us on a Sunday afternoon? We talk about our adventures yesterday, the backlash for enjoying one goddamn day of our life and the outcome of a botched hair dye job on Andy. We also try and run bits, but it goes south. Enjoy! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

Hey Beaches, this is a nutty one. Rosie and Andy go to the Antelope Valley Poppy Reserve and record in the car on the way home. It's pretty incohesive, but I think we were just euphoric from getting out of the house. Also, we came up for a cure for the coronavirus. No big deal. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

Hey Beaches! We wrote a lengthy blurb here with lots of interesting stuff that would've made you want to listen to this, but then our hosting service fucked us and I had to redo the upload. So here you are, another episode of perfection. Please consider supporting us. After you've considered it, do it. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

It's been three weeks since this began and it feels like a lifetime. Luckily we have each other and you have us, and hopefully some better people (DOGS). We talk about the regular bullshit and then check in with @blairsocci and @gavinmatts ! We update you on Mary's classes, and also the MOZZ video is almost done. I swear it. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

Guys, we're almost near the 3 week mark! Does it mean anything? Is a week a thing now? What's the best way to track time when there is no timeframe? Who cares? We will do this thing till the wheels fall off! We talk about a tragic In N' Out trip, biblical plagues, and some other nonsense. Rose won't stop vaping. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

Rosie is on her period and there's hell to pay. We ramble like insane idiots as per usual, and there's some fan mail too. We also have an update on the BITB (baby in the box). SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

It's Day 18- this might be the closest we've come to having a real fight on the pod. Rosie's on her period, and she's heading to the woods, to emerge in seven days covered in blood. We talk about sex, Malibu, murder, and McDonald's. Also, Andy's decided he's ready to be a father. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

We have succumb to the virus. Andy is on day five of symptoms and feels generally shitty. Rosebud is on day one and is threatening murder if I don't give her back her JUUL, which she asked me to hid from her. Pretty great episode with, considering... SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

Hey Beaches, it's our 16th day of quarantine and we're starting to feel like young women. We talk about drinking cops' blood, Andy's progress fighting the Rona, and we prank call a few of our family members. It's fun and chaotic as per usual... SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

Beaches! We're back and we mean business. Show business! no idea what we mean by that, but we've made another podcast, and even when writing this, we've actually recorded the patreon episode, which we'll edit when andy's fever dreams subside. Thanks for riding along with us. Can't wait to do it again tomorrrow, when Andy's body feels normal again. SUPPORT THE PATREON www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @findyourbeach @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker

Hey Beaches! Andy's sick, Rosebud's sick of him, but spirits are high as we talk about our ideal funerals, the state of the world, and astrology. Thanks to all the patrons that went live with us last night. To join the next one go to www.patreon.com/findyourbeach and join the festivities (Andy's online funeral).

The number 13 is supposed to be bad luck, but some cultures think it's good luck, and those cultures have all died. Andy thinks he has the virus (he doesn't), and Rosebud isn't going to let him go without finishing the quiet box! Support the patreon! Instead of getting a PS4, we're going to donate 10% of our proceeds to people who need it. (Andy's idea- Rosie finds this anti-capitalist and un-american.) www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us on Instagram: @RosebudBaker @ImAndyHaynes

Twelve days. All of them the same. We're losing our g-damn minds folks. Thank you for supporting us. www.patreon.com/findyourbeach

We're really gonna do this everyday, aren't we? www.patreon.com/findyourbeach

It's Day 10. We're not gonna make it. The puzzle we're working on is tearing the family apart. Weeks from now, we'll be crying in our loincloths, eating Charlie's legs. praying to the the baby in the box. Hopefully, Andy's daily schedule will help.

Well we've reach day 9, which is a number you get from multiply 3 by 3, which if you're into numerology, I'm sure means something. We talk about why Andy is wearing an eye-patch, sprained dog tails, and how to avoid being taken over by pantry raiders. NOT panty raiders, which we welcome. Happy Saturday, it mean nothing. Support us or else!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach

Day 8 Beeches! This is very real.... the police are looking for the mother of the baby in a box and we don’t want anyone to be alarmed. We called them. The mom will get the baby back when she sends us gold. Also, we talk new religions popping up in pandemic times. We might start one. People are getting weird, and their feeble minds are vulnerable to suggestion. So here’s one: become a member of our Patreon! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach New theme music by the amazing... Kenny Hopkins @heyyayhi

Hey Beeches, we've officially been quarantined for a week, and that's either one third of the time, or one eight, but maybe one fifty-secondth. We have no idea, but what we do know is that Love Is Blind is the virus and we've reached the puzzle portion of our boredom. Support the patreon; Andy gets a PS4 when we reach a grand! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Also tonight we're watching Bird Box on Netflix Party at 7pm pt. Link to join will be in both our twitters and on the patreon page. Mazel Tov.

Today we talk global economic collapse, anal, and how Andy plans to trick a group of marauders into a hatchet fight. Stay at home, wash your hands, and don't lick your lover's eyeballs. For exclusive content, discounted merch, and more, support the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach

Welp, it's been five days and Andy proposed. He fashioned a 1920's ring out of scrap metal, diamonds and a big ol' ruby he found in the yard while digging a hole to hide the quiet box. The baby is fine and will still be returned to its mother once this all blows over. In the meantime, the baby is in the yard hole, where the engagement ring materials were found. Turns out we're gonna have to guard a lot more than a lemon tree if anybody steps foot in our yard, which we own, according to our sublease agreement.

Hey guys, today is Rosebud's Bday. She hates birthdays and made us record the episode last night so she could pout all day today. We talk about the broadening coronavirus and quarantine, and more planning for the apocalypse. Wish Rosie a Happy Bday on the internet @rosebudbaker if you want a gift idea, there's alway... https://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach

It's Day 3 and the sight of our naked bodies disgust us now. We have to stop eating all the supplies! Snacks, toilet paper, batteries.... nothing is safe from our fear-stricken hunger. Andy is terrified of what's happened in Italy (they've run out of pasta!) and Rosebud OD's on melatonin. Support the patreon, https://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach follow us on social media: @Rosebudbaker @ImAndyHaynes

Nothing has happened, and the cracks in the facade are beginning to show. Rosebud fantasizes about leaving with a mysterious one inch taller man, and we talk about the film Contagion.

Well we're quarantined, so what else can we do, but start a podcast. Rosebud and I talk about day one of avoiding Coronavirus, and our contingency plan, or lack thereof one.