Fall of the House of Sunshine

SEASON 2 -- Episode 5: Crisis on Infinite Dankents WARNING: There are naughty SWEARS in today's first song! Well, really just one swear twice. It's the S word, so just pretend it's S Town and go about your day. Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Lord Commander Feltina Guernica and Emperor Fuzzo plot to kill Valborg and the Dankents. Will our heroes be able to resurrect Panglo? What's happening to Brushee? What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the next episode! Episode 5: Crisis on Infinite Dankents. written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Be sure to check out podmusical.com, for info on the cast and news on what we're up to - we have shirts now! For your perfect stunning torso parts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Copper Wire” Some say, they say, we say, we are Copper wire. Stripped from the house. They steal it you know. Them who? Them us. We are them who strip. We sell the wire, for a quick fit. Hit. Hit me up and hit me hard. Spank my keys. Oh yes, spank them to forget the broken Days of empty yelling and the bottle that Left your spit and oh I want to lick the rim Taste you sweet. Coppery. Like blood. The city is a vampire, you say. Cause it sucks. I laugh unsure, unproud. Too loud. But then again I always laugh. Too loud. Same as I dress. A mess. A mess. Amen. This junk dive juke joint is our church. I say. We say. Stripping the wire and our – Hearts? Please send positive feedback to [email protected] Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 2 -- Episode 4: The Puppet Who Mistook His Mother for a Breast Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Past and Future Dankent collide and are tasked by Prof Y to resurrect the puppet Panglo by going to the first G.G. Scrumptious Casual Eatery – Where Fun Is Always on the Menu – in Bicentralia New Jersey. Their guide: the Greenlandic tracker Valborg. Meanwhile Emperor Fuzzo rules with the aid of his Lord Commander Feltina Guernica and his sentient boob mother. Also Brushee faces his past while locked away in the Blanket Cells. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new episode! Episode 4: The Puppet Who Mistook His Mother for a Breast. written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Be sure to check out podmusical.com, for info on the cast and news on what we're up to - we have shirts now! For your filthy naked body! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“backlog” Let’s all find our way to DOS In the backlogs of our own emotions. Upwards, downwards, sideways, across. I have seen dreams and files lost Like so many ships sunk in the oceans Let’s all find our way to DOS If I were a meal I’d want to be sauced In the warm touch of your simple notions Upwards, downwards, sideways, across. My feelings somethipitchng that can be easily tossed Like a coin to a bum or spread like lotions? Let’s all find our way to DOS A rolling processor gathers no moss But then why am I green from all these motions Upwards, downwards, sideways, across. Maybe it was always me, it was never us Lied to like a naïve fool buying false potions. Let’s all find our way to DOS Upwards, downwards, sideways, across Please send positive feedback to [email protected] Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 2 -- Addendum 1: The Cat’s Pajamas Meanwhile, in space... written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Please send praise to [email protected] “Electric Sizzle” I have it here It is so dear. Electronic Almost sonic Sizzle and hiss Oh Did it miss Like a dream died Sizzled and fried. Frozen solid. Blue screen my vid Input received I am deceived By the blinking By the stinking Lies. Please send positive feedback to [email protected] Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 2 -- Episode 3: Live and Let Dankent Previously on Days of Future Fuzz – Fuzzo and his forces led by General Feltina Guernica defeated the Y Team so Prof Y decided to send Detective Dankent to get his past self and bring him to the future. Meanwhile we learned Madame Sunshine’s fuzzy right boob survived the Sanitarium fire and is now helping her son rule. Also Brushee is still alive and regaining his humanity. What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new episode! Episode 3: Live and Let Dankent. written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Be sure to check out podmusical.com, for info on the cast and news on what we're up to - we have shirts now! For your filthy naked body! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Caps Lock Error” Shift to yell. Shift to start a sentence that I cannot write. Shift makes the letter tall, bright. And I yell in fonts preselected long ago. Why must I shift so? Shift is the secret to making you stand out in a crowd I wish I was loud, shifting my letter, my ideas, my … dreams? Maybe it was all a joke. You accidently left it so The caps lock was on. How is it a lowercase and capital came to be paired Like mother and child, a dotted I grows tall and serifed. But still the “I” I have feels juvenile undeveloped Shift me soon mommy? How is it fingers can yell ask the caps lock key. Is it revelry? Or just an error unforced like a muffed bunt Sports are sporting only when they cannot hunt some say Who will lock my caps My caps, when I am at last. Asleep. Please send positive feedback to [email protected] Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Content Warning: The first song in this episode contains a character speaking frankly about a suicide attempt. It’s around 7 minutes in if you want to skip it. Thanks as always for listening. Previously on Days of Future Fuzz: Ellen Cantrell, now Punchline, has joined up with Professor Y and her super group - the Y team - to defeat Emperor Fuzzo and return the world to its pre-fuzzed state! They were about to achieve their goal when the brutal general Feltina Guernica fired her secret weapon: the Smother Ray! How will our heroes get out of this pickle? DILL they? What is to be done? By YOU? Listen … to this … the NEW episode! Episode 2: The Furry Wives of Windsor. written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Y-Puter, I Puter!” Can a computer feel with an electric brain – Does my mouse touch me or am I touching the mouse Wireless, but not un-wired in this too quiet house When my recycle bin empties what shall remain? Defrag me, I say, but updates go ignored must I explain – My C-drive heart is as wide as the lost city of Taos Can a computer feel with an electric brain – Does my mouse touch me or am I touching the mouse Sticky keys turn them off, why does this alt-shift stain The memory that is corrupted by a bug, an error, a louse Hear me, hear me, hear me, sweet fingers on my keys, I grouse: “Can a computer feel with an electric brain?” Please send positive feedback to [email protected] Y-Puter is Billy Griffin, Jr written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 2 -- Episode 1: The All New All Different Abnormal Y-Team It has been 18 years since the fuzzitronic bomb was detonated and the world went puppety. Life has changed. Society has changed. Change has changed. Now there’s a dollar coin people use! AND IT’S FUZZ! written by Jonathan Goldberg and Matt roi Berger recorded and mixed by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 2 -- Predendum: A Rock in a Space Place A lonely rock. A mombot and a childbot. What pray tell do they tell? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 2 -- Episode 0: Days of Future Fuzz! (RECAP) Last season on the Fall of the House of sunshine – beloved kid’s show host Brushee was murdered. He then returned as a tooth-eating periodombie! His brother Flosso became Fuzzo, the servant of the Elder Fuzz - the ancient furry god below the earth. He created a fuzzitronic bomb to turn the world into puppets and fuzzy creatures. The only person who could stop him was Detective Dankent - a broken down police inspector. Only he didn’t stop him! Fuzzo launched the bomb and it detonated, turning the world to fuzz. What of this fuzzy world? Is it all soft? Or does a dark heart lurk beneath the felt exterior? What is to be done? By you? Listen … to this … the new season! Season 2: DAYS OF FUTURE FUZZ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The final diary entry of Bernard Glouch. What will he find? What will happen? Thanks for listening to Brushtown Stories! We love you. (Yes you! You are wonderful!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch and Chapman Heethe are back on the trail of the Fecal box of Adam. Will they find what they seek in Hawaii? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Agent Squatch is in the Canadian Arctic fighting undead Vikings when a more personal problem crops up State-side. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Agent Squatch goes up against a racist mummy with a plan to bring about chaos. Time to kick it up a squatch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard and Chapman are at the mercy of the Yachi Cult. But this cult seems to not have much mercy. Mercy me! Can they get out of this strawberry of a jam and preserve their jelly of a quest! Or will it all go marmalade! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch and Chapman Heethe head to Taipei Taiwan to try and find the resting place of the fecal box of Adam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When a young girl goes missing in crag country it's up to Detective Dankent to solve the case. Everybody loves Ann Swann but is that enough? Or maybe even too much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone's favorite Big Foot with a badge - Agent Squatch relays one her tales of daring-do! Can she defeat a separatist mermaid in Ethiopia? Find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marissa McMenamin arrives in Ulan Popolus the capital of Bazahmia. But will the super villain bite? Will she make a fortune or will the sandwatch flop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marissa McMenamin has a brilliant idea, well she thinks so at least. But what happens when someone sinister agrees. Will she make a deal or get dealt a losing hand. Listen and find out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch and Chapman Heethe are caught up in the chaos of World War 1 but the secret location of the Fecal Box of Adam is still on their minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geraldine Xanthippe was a star of the stage - at least in her own mind - but her career takes an odd turn when she falls for a crusading attorney who wants to be a clown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brushtown Stories: Episode 16 The Leather Bound Prestige Edition of the Rise and Fall of the Mole Empire – Annotated With Glitter As Related to Melissa Lusk, With Variant Hologram Cover In our most meta episode ever Melissa Lusk announcer for Brushtown Stories finally learns what all these mole references in the outros are about. Get ready for some meta metaness. It's even more meta than Ron Artest. www.podmusical.com for cast, info, patreon, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clown hunting FBI agent Samara Javadi confronts the mysterious Holiday Roman and learns just how deep the conspiracy goes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Agent Samara Javadi is the FBI's best agent in the clown crimes division. But has she bit off more than she can chew? Find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapman Heethe and Bernard Glouch head to Sarajevo on a mission from the mad Duke. But soon realize that their quest is more complicated than they expected. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch continues his quest to find Dentite artifact. He and Chapman Heathe return to Europe to meet with a mysterious benefactor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ella Sunshine's tale continues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dentine history is long. So is the Sunshine family tree. May we shake a few branches and find out what falls? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some lives only barely intersect with the world of tooth and fuzz. But let's not ignore them completely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is there more to the Grand Cuspid then we knew? Maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The saga of Glouch continues apace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard Glouch may not be a character in the main part of the Fall of the House of Sunshine, but that doesn't mean his story isn't epic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes stories don't make the final cut of a season. And sometimes these stories cut back. This is one of those cutting tales Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Agent Samara Javadi had been assigned to the clown division of the Bureau for five months. Since clowning was made illegal by the Defense Against Clowns Act, the funnymen were a constant target. Some clowning groups went underground. Some of the more artsy types crossed into Canada and set up ex-pat tumbling clubs... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes stories don't fit neatly into a season. Sometimes they just season a little side. Like roast potatoes. Or bonus content. This is one such side salad of a story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some stories exist beyond the regular run of a season. This is one such story. From Dankent to your ears! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brushtown Stories - a place for tales that didn't quite fit. Here we follow up with Hank a worker on the fuzzatronic bomb Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is a Brushtown Story? Well let us brushtown answer that for you with this Brushtown intro! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jon, Bergs and Detective Dankent himself (Nate) answer questions from a very large number of fans. So many questions! Melissa does live credits! (Special thanks to everyone who sent their questions in!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 1 -- Episode 12: The Fuzz and the Fury, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fuzzatronic Bomb Previously on the Fall of the Sunshine... Fuzzo is going to release the Fuzzatronic Bomb! Dankent and Elsa are on their way to stop him! Brushee... is still a tooth-crunching Periodombie! How will it all shake out? What is to be done?? By YOU? LISTEN! To this, the SEASON FINALE! Episode 12: The Fuzz and the Fury, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fuzzatronic Bomb! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 1 -- Episode 11: Faster, Dankent! Kill! Kill! Previously on the Fall of the House of Sunshine... Dankent is on a bus headed to Beloit, and then to New Molar to have a final confrontation with Flosso, now fully puppety and going by the name Fuzzo! His plan to build a fuzzatronic bomb has almost come to fruition. Can the world be saved... or will it all go to felt?? What is to be done?? By YOU? LISTEN! To this, the next episode... Episode 11: FASTER, DANKENT! KILL! KILL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 1 -- Episode 10: (a detour) Lovers and Sinners Who Eat Their Dumpling Dinners A Detour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Title: Who's Got the Teeth?? Date: unknown Contents: #Howlin'BrushJannsenn #KomodoDragons #Hens? Notes: Tape found in dumpster behind G. G. Scrumptious. Got tip from Craig that it would be there. Gross, Craig. Here, Brushee's cousin (the white one with the afro) stumbles in to the Smile Hour. Presented without comment. The disgusting morals of the tooth freaks are on full display here: "No teeth - then you're no friend of mine." Parallels to Pontius Pirate? Call J. to ask re: Lake hatred. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 1 -- Episode 9: Flow My Fuzz the Puppet Said Previously on the Fall of the House of Sunshine... Beloved kids show host Brushee was murdered by bullets fired through a rip in space time, but then brought back to life as a tooth-eating periodombie. Dankent, charged with solving the murder, has teamed up with the Janitor, who's actually a female Sasquatch; Panglo, a puppet and Flosso's long lost twin, and now; Braceletta, the girl with braces on her teeth and legs. But is she really helping, or is she still the monstrous Tooth Scary?? Meanwhile, Flosso is working to create a Fuzzatronic bomb! Lastly, Elsa has been reconstructed into an avenging harlequin called the Clowninator! What is to be done?? By YOU? LISTEN! To this, the next episode... Episode 9: FLOW MY FUZZ THE PUPPET SAID! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 1 -- Episode 8: I'll Never Read Proust Previously on the Fall of the House of Sunshine... Beloved kids show host Brushee was murdered by bullets fired through a rip in space time. Dankent and the Janitor have found Panglo, a puppet and also Flosso's long lost twin! Dankent decides to get some smokes at a local convenience store! Flosso has resurrected Brushee as a mindless, tooth-eating periodombie, and also recruited scientist Dr. Jim American to create a fuzzatronic bomb! Also! Elsa has been reconstructed into an avenging harlequin called the Clowninator! What is to be done?? By YOU? LISTEN! To this, the next episode... Episode 8: I'LL NEVER READ PROUST! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SEASON 1 -- Episode 7: The Fuzz Awakens Previously on the Fall of the House of Sunshine... Beloved kids show host Brushee was murdered by bullets fired through a rip in space time. Dankent and the Janitor have found Panglo, a puppet and also... Flosso's long lost twin! Flosso has resurrected Brushee as a mindless tooth-eating zombo! What is to be done?? By YOU? LISTEN! To this, the next episode... Episode 7: THE FUZZ AWAKENS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices