Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Merry Christmas everyone! Here is an example of what you can hear over on patreon. This is Episode 03 of The Luna Bin. Enjoy!! www.patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A creepy cuck steals snuggles at the supermarket... Support the Show: Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Paypal- paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Sponsor: www.betterhelp.com/excuseme Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Mississippi meatheads break out of jail, only to break right back in on the same night... Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Sponsor: www.betterhelp.com/excuseme Vote For The Show! www.podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two thieves leave some incriminating evidence behind at the scene... Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Sponsor: www.betterhelp.com/excuseme Vote For The Show! www.podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is a home run. Some might even call it a grand slam... Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Sponsor: www.betterhelp.com/excuseme Vote For The Show! www.podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two thieves take a nap at the worst possible time... Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two thugs find out the hard way that you should never underestimate an old lady. Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A tale about Edward Scissorhands... if he were obsessed with dicks. Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 softcore crimes involving bad asses and baloney sandwiches... Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A man masturbates...with manure. Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Sources: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/david-truscott_n_4269761 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-truscott-mucky-pervert-who-1873004 https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/pervert-with-fetish-for-cow-manure-is-locked-up-6384125.html https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An elderly man robs a bank to get some time away from his old lady.. Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Sources: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/08/rather-be-in-jail-70-year-old-man-robs-bank-to-get-arrested-and-away-from-wife-police-say/ https://nypost.com/2017/06/14/man-who-robbed-bank-to-get-away-from-wife-sentence-to-home-confinement/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-man-who-robbed-a-bank-to-get-away-from-his-wife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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When a restaurant gets robbed, police are shocked at what they find on the security cameras. Also a celebrity makes a guest appearance. Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegalFacebook: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaSources:https://www.ajc.com/news/man-strips-florida-restaurant-eats-ramen-noodles-and-plays-bongos/dA3iD6N3NV6Meis2PFzKFP/https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/naked-florida-man-revealed-on-video-sneaking-into-restaurant-and-munching-on-ramen-20181112/https://www.wral.com/news/local/noteworthy/video/17995152/https://thechattaway.com/about/https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/os-ae-naked-diner-david-whitley-1112-story.htmlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6384671/Video-captures-naked-man-break-South-Florida-restaurant-eat-ramen-play-bongos.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A strange man takes his frustrations out on women... and their toes.Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegalFacebook: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaSources:https://www.thedailybeast.com/serial-foot-stomper-targets-texas-womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D7c9oXaC0Mhttps://cbsaustin.com/news/local/search-on-for-serial-foot-stomperhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/3u7r4y/the_south_austin_foot_stomper/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzY82ypKopo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegalFacebook: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaSources: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We all know there's a war on drugs out there, but this is ridiculous. Find out how the simple act of getting their grub on, got these folks sent to the slammer!Hal Hayes Pressure Washing Bizhttps://www.ultrawashmobile.com/Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegalFacebook: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaSources:https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/city-settles-men-arrested-nypd-cops-confused-jolly-ranchers-crystal-meth-article-1.1927186https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465756/Man-arrested-possessing-crystal-meth-turned-Jolly-Rancher-candy-sues-police.htmlhttps://gothamist.com/news/nyc-pays-33k-settlement-after-cops-confuse-jolly-ranchers-for-crystal-methhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/weird/2014/10/02/woman-spaghettios--meth/16620629/https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ga-woman-jailed-cops-confused-spaghettios-meth-article-1.1957736https://www.gainesvilletimes.com/news/meth-charge-dropped-after-only-spaghetti-sauce-found-on-spoon/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When alcohol, cigarettes and expensive cheeses go missing from the local supermarket, police have a tough time catching the culprit. Better Business Bureau Link-https://www.bbb.org/us/wa/auburn/profile/pressure-washer/wileys-pressure-washing-1296-22572431/customer-reviews Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegalFacebook: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaSources:https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/auburn-grocery-store-squatter-arrested/281-225761c8-bbfb-412e-a01c-f159629dfac4https://auburnexaminer.com/elusive-haggen-thief-arrested-by-auburn-police/https://www.newsweek.com/man-grocery-store-rafters-arrested-cheese-1486152https://auburnexaminer.com/lakeland-haggen-closed-to-search-for-person-possibly-hiding-in-store-rafters/https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/auburn-police-grocery-store-squatter/281-dfed6684-6823-4ef6-99ff-fb4a2c2bc434 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode we head to the golden arches. That's right! It's an all McDonald's episode baby!!!!! Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegalFacebook: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaSources:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8859283/woman-jailed-mcdonalds-attack-manager-ketchup/https://abcnews.go.com/US/ketchup-thief-police-lookout-mcdonalds-brawler-allegedly-battered/story?id=59188893https://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-attacked-mcdonalds-manager-ketchup-arrested-police/story?id=59483428https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/woman-pleads-guilty-attack-fast-food-restaurant-manager-santa-ana/164706/https://www.wthr.com/article/news/local/update-police-officer-forgot-he-took-bite-his-sandwich-indy-mcdonalds/531-0bcd7b35-41d3-421f-85cd-ddcb4600f215https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/07/29/cop-accused-mcdonalds-employees-taking-bite-out-his-sandwich-turns-out-he-forgot-he-ate-it/https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/officer-who-accused-mcdonald-s-workers-taking-bite-his-sandwich-n1035796 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When an elderly ladies man gets hungry on his ride home, he chows down on an unusual snack...Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: L.A. Not So ConfidentialSources:https://www.sloshspot.com/blog/10-24-2008/13-Dirty-Drink-Recipes-Cocktail-Names-That-Should-Not-Be-Uttered-at-a-Work-Conference-71/12https://urbanthesaurus.org/synonyms/eating%20a%20girl%20outhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7469195/Train-passenger-64-performed-oral-sex-recently-widowed-woman-57-children.html#reader-commentshttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/newly-widowed-woman-man-64-20072860https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-elderly-couple-oral-sex-train-20190916-ttqvxtonvvbmloltqfgtgv25ja-story.htmlhttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9936397/couple-romp-rush-hour-train/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just listen, you'll like it!! Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: Fresh Hell PodcastSources:https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/21/doritos-truck-oklahoma-city-enid-frito-lays-police/https://www.koco.com/article/watch-bodycam-video-shows-man-s-arrest-after-leading-officers-on-chase-in-stolen-frito-lay-truck/35904798https://whdh.com/news/police-man-in-stolen-frito-lay-truck-led-officers-on-wild-chase/https://www.enidnews.com/news/enid-police-arrest-man-who-led-chase-from-oklahoma-city-in-stolen-frito-lay-truck/article_8c5c1c16-89a0-11eb-988a-a753c61809c9.htmlhttps://kfor.com/news/local/man-in-custody-after-stealing-frito-lay-truck-and-leading-police-on-a-pursuit-from-oklahoma-city-to-enid/https://www.wnem.com/news/video-shows-stolen-food-truck-dragged-on-its-side-in-mt-pleasant/article_15680ecc-7092-11e9-8a4a-0f80e80cf33a.htmlhttps://www.themorningsun.com/news/copscourts/man-tells-police-he-stole-food-truck-because-hes-a-dumbass/article_71f5f140-7006-11e9-aeee-2bd55b56bcf4.htmlhttps://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/man-stealing-food-truck-police Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the summer of 1990, a softcore supervillain roams the sweltering streets of Manhattan in search of his next victim. Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: Florida Men on Florida Man PodcastSources:https://www.nytimes.com/1990/07/07/nyregion/new-force-in-fashion-dart-man.htmlhttps://www.nytimes.com/1990/07/13/nyregion/a-messenger-is-arrested-in-dart-case.htmlhttps://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1990-07-12-mn-559-story.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dart_Manhttps://www.nytimes.com/1990/08/09/nyregion/felony-charges-are-reduced-in-dart-case.htmlhttps://tulsaworld.com/archive/dartman-hits-his-52nd-victim-in-manhattan/article_2fcd68df-2094-523d-a936-22d1eb472f44.htmlhttps://www.upi.com/Archives/1990/07/12/Police-snag-suspected-dartman/4484255707062/https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-xpm-1990-07-14-9007140213-story.htmlhttps://en.linkfang.org/wiki/Dart_Man Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode might make you piss your pants, and I don't mean from laughter...Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: One Strange thing PodcastSources:https://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/york-county-urine-vandal-headed-to-jail/article_b443dfeb-f167-5ee4-9689-573616a58518.html#:~:text=The%20serial%20urinator%20of%20York,guilty%20to%20attempted%20criminal%20mischief.https://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/serial-urinator-closes-york-county-rest-area-investigators-clean-up-mess/article_98821992-3c60-5102-9e18-0d643d118158.htmlhttps://www.knopnews2.com/content/news/Serial-Urinater-and-505898221.htmlhttps://www.gainesville.com/article/LK/20140317/News/604133956/GShttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/serial-urinator-sketch_n_4987887https://coed.com/2014/03/18/campus-crime-university-of-floridas-serial-urinator-strikes-again/https://uproxx.com/viral/florida-urinating-bandit-sketch/https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/3/17/5519378/please-help-catch-this-pervy-muppet-peeing-on-people-in-gainesville Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A woman's relentless journey to find her dog, whose disappeared under suspicious circumstances.Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: Murder Mile PodcastSources:https://www.kron4.com/news/san-francisco-woman-offers-5k-award-for-missing-dog/https://abc7news.com/pets-animals/owner-says-pug-stolen-outside-sf-whole-foods-in-desperate-need-of-medication/3412106/https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/dog-owner-pleads-for-return-of-stolen-disabled-pug-5000-reward-offered/61292/https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/phyllo-stolen-dog-sf-stephanie-lee-lost-pet-duboce-12916243.phphttps://abc7news.com/pets-animals/owner-recovers-pug-stolen-in-san-francisco/3449406/?sf189133453=1https://sf.curbed.com/2017/6/27/15880358/hairball-homeless-camp-bike-pathhttps://www.niche.com/places-to-live/n/duboce-triangle-san-francisco-ca/#residents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Having trouble finding a partner? Well maybe humans ain't your thing. Come join me as we explore other options... Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: Weird Darkness PodcastSources:https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-56449-0https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bride-plans-marry-chandelier-open-18334259https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/british-woman-wants-to-marry-a-93-year-old-chandelier-because-the-heart-wants-what-it-wants-3655757.htmlhttps://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9202981/Depraved-man-37-sex-chickens-WIFE-filmed-three-year-jail-term-cut.htmlhttps://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-jailed-having-sex-chickens-19731456https://www.huffpost.com/entry/edwin-tobergta-sentenced_n_4241201https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/oh/hamilton/crimehttps://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-arrested-sex-float-time-article-1.1827864https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/neighbor-man-begged-forgiveness-when-caught-having-sex-with-pool-raft/tEVGJSOr4n1SwGT5fwZiXJ/https://www.huffpost.com/entry/edwin-tobergta-sex-pool-raft-_n_5485696 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two thugs call up a bank and demand that their cash be ready "to go." Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: Murderous MinorsSponsor: Green Chef - Use promo code 90ExcuseMe for 90 dollars off plus free shipping Sources:https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ct/fairfield/crimehttps://www.fairfieldct.org/https://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Fairfield-cops-Robbers-called-ahead-for-take-out-419680.phphttp://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/24/phone.in.robbery/index.htmlhttps://www.fairfieldcitizenonline.com/news/article/Fairfield-bank-robber-could-get-9-year-jail-term-711405.phphttps://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Bank-robber-pleads-guilty-in-Fairfield-bank-heist-710611.php Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hope you like a good love story cause this episode is full of romance... just kidding. But you're guaranteed to get your toes sucked!Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Unethical PodcastSources:https://patch.com/california/losalamitos/schizophrenic-transient-sentenced-flashing-burglaryhttps://canoe.com/news/crime/perv-sucked-womans-toes-exposed-his-genitals-to-female-jail-guardhttps://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/man-convicted-seal-beach-home-and-sucking-woman-toes/4404/https://patch.com/california/losalamitos/seal-beach-flasher-convicted-b-e-sucking-womens-toeshttps://nypost.com/2019/02/22/creep-convicted-of-breaking-in-home-sucking-on-sleeping-womans-toes/https://www.betterteam.com/hospital-sitter-job-descriptionhttps://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/man-accused-of-licking-gulf-coast-hospital-patients-toes-speaks-outhttps://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2020/02/26/florida-hospital-worker-charged-after-allegedly-licking-patients-toes/4887120002/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/02/27/florida-hospital-worker-accused-of-sucking-patients-toes-says-its-a-misunderstanding/https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article240689953.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hope you brought your sleeping bag, tampons and toothbrush, because we're gonna hang out all night long baby!Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: Military Murder PodcastSources: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275289/Tara-Mauney-Mom-indicted-charge-helping-middle-schoolers-vandalize-neighbors-home.htmlhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/tara-mauney-texas-mom-charged-with-helping-kids-vandalize-home-with-chicken-and-toilet-paper-police-say/https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/tx/colleyville/crimehttps://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article3869011.htmlhttps://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2012/09/18/colleyville-mom-accused-of-helping-middle-schoolers-vandalize-home/https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/texas-mom-charged-helping-kids-vandalize-home-condiments-raw-chicken-toilet-paper-causing-6-000-damage-article-1.1162250https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/08/07/vandalism-charges-dropped-against-colleyville-mom/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bring a pair of boxing gloves and throw on your comfiest pair of track pants with the stretchy waistband, cause we're gonna get down and dirty at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Muderific PodcastSources:https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/al/huntsville/crimehttps://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ny/queens/crimehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/03/08/crab-legs-sparked-brawl-buffet-day-later-hundreds-miles-away-it-happened-again/https://www.insideedition.com/crab-leg-chaos-fights-coveted-buffet-item-force-restaurants-get-creative-53023https://people.com/crime/two-people-arrested-buffet-fight-crab-legs-alabama/https://nypost.com/2019/02/27/2-arrested-for-brawl-at-buffet-over-crab-legs/https://www.delish.com/food-news/a26574479/buffet-fight-over-crab-legs/https://theshaderoom.com/police-are-investigating-a-massive-brawl-that-broke-out-over-crab-legs-at-a-chinese-buffet-in-queens/https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/diners-filmed-brawling-over-crab-legs-at-chinese-buffet-in-new-york-cityhttps://nypost.com/2019/03/07/massive-brawl-erupts-over-crab-legs-at-chinese-buffet-in-queens/Music:Local Elevator by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300012Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We join a woman as she illegally enjoys one of her meals on wheels and then we witness one of the worlds slowest police chases.Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:It's Frightful PodcastSources:https://globalnews.ca/news/2424314/woman-caught-eating-sushi-high-on-meth-while-drinking-wine-in-florida-wal-mart/https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/28/florida-woman-arrested-walmart-food-wine/77967376/https://www.inquisitr.com/2663081/walmart-motorized-cart-arrest-goes-viral-josseleen-lopez-drank-shoplifted-wine-and-dined-on-sushi-during-cruise-in-florida-store/https://abc7chicago.com/1138231/https://www.syracuse.com/us-news/2015/12/florida_woman_arrested_after_drinking_wine_eating_everything_in_sight_at_walmart.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsWhqB-TVTchttps://www.stuff.co.nz/national/115194890/hes-going-for-it-mobility-scooter-hoons-past-police-car-during-slow-pursuithttps://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2019/08/timaru-man-on-mobility-scooter-chased-by-police-says-he-had-to-get-home-to-get-dinner-ready.htmlhttps://globalnews.ca/news/5804042/scooter-chase-new-zealand/https://www.stuff.co.nz/timaru-herald/news/115239846/timaru-mobility-scooter-user-charlie-durham-keeps-low-profile-day-after-video-of-him-evading-police-goes-viralhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/23/go-old-man-go-mobility-scooter-fugitive-evades-police-in-low-speed-chase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robbie rose up the ranks of the amateur bassfishing circuit. But was he doing something to tip the scales in his favour?Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaTikTok- @excusemethatsillegal.podRecommended Listening:Two Fly Girls PodcastSources:http://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=mccluskey%2F100511_robby_rose_cheating_fishermanhttps://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/bass-fishing/2010/04/rose-guide-cheating-bass-tournament/https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2010/04/15/no-prize-just-jail-time-after-fishing-tournament-scandal/https://www.fieldandstream.com/story/fishing/the-highest-earning-professional-bass-fishermen/https://majorleaguefishing.com/press-releases/2020-06-26-wheeler-wins-tackle-warehouse-pro-circuit-super-tournament-at-lake-chickamauga/https://www.comparably.com/salaries/salaries-for-professional-bass-fishermanhttps://majorleaguefishing.com/cup-events/how-mlf-enforces-its-unique-no-information-rule/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever wish you could have a second chance at being a teenager? Well one lady made that wish come true..... and it was awesome!!Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaTikTok- @excusemethatsillegal.podRecommended Listening:The Troubles PodcastSources:https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/07/wendy-brown/486152/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1115165/Mother-34-posed-15-year-old-daughter-try-high-school-cheerleading-squad.htmlhttps://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/mom-cheerleading-outfit-wisconsin-woman-steals-daughter-identity-join-pom-pom-squad-article-1.325255https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pom-pom-mom-goes-to-extreme/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When a mystery man scatters nails all over city streets, police must get crafty to catch the culprit. Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaTikTok- @excusemethatsillegal.podRecommended Listening:Dark PoutineSources:https://katu.com/news/local/oregon-city-mayor-confirms-the-nail-bandit-has-been-caughthttps://katu.com/news/local/on-stealth-patrol-oregon-city-police-trying-to-catch-vandal-putting-nails-in-roadhttps://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-man-jailed-tossing-nails-city-streetshttps://www.thenewstribune.com/news/state/article235697697.htmlhttps://www.koin.com/local/clackamas-county/oregon-city-police-catch-nighttime-nailer/https://www.koin.com/news/crime/oregon-citys-nighttime-nailer-sentenced-to-30-days/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christopher is enjoying a quiet night in, watching tv and cozying up to the fireplace when suddenly he's rudely interupted... by the homeowners. Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Invisible ChoirSources:https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Attractions-g1602465-Activities-Porters_Lake_Halifax_Regional_Municipality_Nova_Scotia.htmlhttps://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/nova-scotia-man-gets-overly-comfy-after-breaking-into-bc-home/article26584273/https://www.clearwatertimes.com/news/he-liked-the-ranch-life-so-much-it-got-him-arrested/https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/dear-diary-today-i-became-a-rancherhttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/christopher-hiscock-b-c-nova-scotia-1.3253916 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discover even Girl Guides aren't safe from criminal activity as we catch 2 men with their hands in the cookie jar. Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Keystone State of MindSources:https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/24/18195824/girl-scout-cookies-explained-thin-mints-buyhttps://www.neighborhoodscout.com/or/forest-grove/crime#:~:text=The%20chance%20of%20becoming%20a,and%20towns%20of%20all%20sizes.https://www.washingtoncountyda.org/news/forest-grove-man-pleads-guilty-initiating-false-reporthttps://abc7chicago.com/police-man-fakes-robbery-to-hide-theft-of-girl-scout-cookie-money/5226922/https://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2019/05/forest-grove-man-stole-daughters-cookie-sale-money-to-pay-for-erotic-massage-prosecutors-say.htmlhttps://www.thenewstribune.com/news/nation-world/national/article230625729.htmlhttps://myfox8.com/news/mom-run-over-while-trying-to-stop-man-from-stealing-girl-scout-cookie-money/https://kfor.com/news/mom-run-over-while-trying-to-stop-man-from-stealing-girl-scout-cookie-money/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When a couple of rednecks get into an argument over a riding lawnmower, one man is forced to do the unthinkable...Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:True Crime Kent PodcastSources:https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/kentucky-man-friends-forced-eat-beard-lawn-mower-dispute-article-1.456126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpVmWg9vk8Ihttps://www.kentucky.com/news/local/crime/article44064690.htmlhttps://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna40237906https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ky/lawrenceburg/crime#:~:text=Lawrenceburg%20has%20an%20overall%20crime,of%20all%20sizes%20in%20America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever fantasized about being left alone in a restaurant after hours? Me too. Come meet 2 men who turned those fantasies into reality!Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Pretend PodcastSources:https://people.com/crime/man-allegedly-breaks-into-closed-restaurant-spends-days-eating-drinking/https://www.courant.com/coronavirus/hc-news-coronavirus-new-haven-man-slept-stole-from-closed-restaurant-20200416-6htsb4nsrbb4thbmctunwsg4dm-story.htmlhttps://menupages.com/soul-de-cuba-cafe/283-crown-st-new-havenhttps://www.nhregister.com/news/article/New-Haven-man-allegedly-helped-himself-to-15202460.phphttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/10/05/Restaurant-burglar-cooks-meal-like-a-pro-cleans-up/4691507224081/https://www.newsday.com/lifestyle/restaurants/burglar-pauses-mid-crime-to-cook-himself-a-meal-at-nelly-s-in-hicksville-1.14350441 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I confess about the most recent time I shat myself in public, and we meet a man who thoroughly enjoys getting "pampered" by the ladies.Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: Murderish PodcastSources:https://www.nola.com/news/courts/article_68154360-3e63-11eb-a59f-dbbe3c15d80b.htmlhttps://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/rutledge-deas-iv-sentenced-for-deceiving-home-nurses-in-changing-his-diapershttps://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_470c7030-0d40-11ea-b35e-afcd98964748.htmlhttp://www.dailydiapers.com/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilic_infantilismhttps://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-man-trick-women-change-diaper-20201215-z524cplerjae5fdnaxdz37ndta-story.htmlhttps://law.justia.com/codes/louisiana/2017/code-revisedstatutes/title-14/rs-14-46.2/#:~:text=RS%2014%3A46.2%20%2D%20Human%20trafficking&text=A.,to%20provide%20services%20or%20labor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Christmas just around the corner, come join me for this festive special!Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening: Fun Time Horror ShowOnce Upon a Crime Sources:https://abc7news.com/heart-attack-shoplifting-florida-walmart/441743/https://guardianlv.com/2014/12/thief-fakes-heart-attack-in-florida-walmart-video/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/01/07/Four-Australian-bikini-wearing-bandits-steal-Christmas-lights/8981389118618/https://au.news.yahoo.com/bikini-women-steal-christmas-lights-innisfail-queensland-swimwear-20632666.htmlhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/2014/12/17/florida-man-accused-of-faking-heart-attack-so-friend-could-steal-toys-at-walmart/https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2012/11/20/kingston_police_arrest_man_who_told_kids_santa_isnt_real.htmlhttps://nationalpost.com/news/canada/why-we-arrested-a-man-for-telling-kids-santa-wasnt-real-police-on-the-kingston-grinch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow me into the sleazy, sinister world of garden gnomes...Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Moms and MurderMidnight OwlSources:https://garden.lovetoknow.com/wiki/History_of_Gnomes#:~:text=The%20first%20known%20garden%20gnomes,popularity%20began%20to%20take%20off.&text=The%20first%20garden%20gnomes%20that,from%20Germany%20in%20the%201870s.https://flipboard.com/@ctvnews/top-stories-19khdp21z/-/a-2mdRIkctRxqJhR_ZLRH3Zw%3Aa%3A2823982346-%2F0https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/garden-gnomes-keep-mysteriously-vanishing-from-a-b-c-neighbourhood-1.5039228https://www.vicnews.com/community/stolen-gnomes-returned-to-langford-woman-with-apology-note/https://www.goldstreamgazette.com/community/gnome-stolen-from-langford-home-was-a-gift-for-completing-chemotherapy/https://www.cs.mcgill.ca/~rwest/wikispeedia/wpcd/wp/g/Garden_Gnome_Liberation_Front.htmhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/the-shadowy-world-of-the-sinister-gnome-liberation-326762https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175897/1-000p-gnome-gets-Kidnappers-leave-homeowner-chilling-ransom-note-photograph-stolen-ornament-held-knife-point.htmlhttps://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/9824402.gnome-alone-norm-held-in-ransom-drama/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While most people have evacuated their homes due to serious flooding, 3 stooges row, row, row their boat into serious trouble...Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:The Shattered WindowSources:https://ottawacitizen.com/news/national/underwear-clad-homeowner-in-n-b-flood-zone-scares-away-looters/wcm/c86c4cd7-021e-40f3-8aa2-982615be29e7https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/alleged-flood-looter-1.4690656https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/flood-looter-sentenced-guilty-1.4820446?fbclid=IwAR30M9-Go9uS9StYl1e-ZI2EjF1vuC4sTOD3hqyCb45KsZkcOlhD_cs93mAhttps://www.grc-rcmp.gc.ca/en/news/2020/man-and-woman-charged-connection-meth-seizure-and-altercation-policehttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/brandon-drew-hatchard-flooded-home-maugerville-1.4858484https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/flood-house-break-canoe-case-1.4945107http://floodlist.com/america/canada-flooding-new-brunswick-may-2018 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A local lowlife packs his pockets at a convenience store. Mayhem ensues... Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Re-solved MysteriesSources:https://www.niche.com/places-to-live/brookhaven-delaware-pa/https://www.wawa.com/fresh-food/hoagieshttps://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/breakfast-food-brawl-damages-wawa-leads-to-arrest/1960326/https://www.delcotimes.com/news/police-man-sparks-fracas-after-stealing-hash-browns-from-brookhaven-wawa/article_b8746f02-f53f-5d20-8a80-6cfb15c3794e.htmlhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Wawa/comments/7z5vcj/questions_about_shoplifting_from_wawa/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join me for 2 tales of deep fried disaster. Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Facebook: Leroy Luna Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Recommended Listening: 911 Calls Podcast with the Operator Sources: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221287/Female-Arbys-manager-ran-away-knife-wielding-robber-gets-FIRED-day.html https://abcnews.go.com/Business/arbys-fires-ohio-manager-fled-robber/story?id=17535661 https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/local/arby-fires-manager-who-escaped-armed-robber/knA3BrZoTgNgHkIhyAYwAM/ https://www.cbsnews.com/news/burger-king-worker-outsmarts-armed-robbers-hides-getaway-car-police-say/ https://www.thespec.com/news/world/2013/05/29/burger-king-workers-foil-robbery-by-stealing-thieves-getaway-car.html https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ca/stockton/crime https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331183/Burger-King-robbery-foiled-employee-steals-getaway-car-hides-it.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things get saucy when two men try to cover their tracks after committing a robbery.Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Mens Rea PodcastSources:https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2018/03/14/men-use-spaghetti-sauce-to-try-to-start-fire-after-burglary-deputies-say/https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-arrests-arson-spaghetti-sauce-20180323-story.htmlhttps://www.miamiherald.com/article206026279.htmlhttps://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-onesie-attempt-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-sayhttps://www.google.com/search?q=deland+florida+neighborhoodscout.com+crime+rate&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS862US862&oq=deland+florida+neighborhoodscout.com+crime+rate&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i160.21799j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Police scramble to figure out whose been throwing hundreds of eggs at a poor old man's home. But will they ever crack the case?Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:https://www.ourtruecrimephttps://www.neighborhoodscout.com/oh/euclid/crime#descriptionodcast.com/Sources:https://www.cleveland19.com/story/33023595/serial-egger-sentenced-probation-euclid-jason-kozan/https://www.cleveland19.com/story/31909144/egged-house-gets-a-makeover/https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/08/someone-has-been-egging-this-85-year-olds-home-for-a-year-police-are-baffled/https://www.cleveland.com/euclid/2015/03/more_than_100_stealth_egg_atta.html#incart_m-rpt-1https://www.cleveland.com/euclid/2016/09/euclid_man_gets_probation_for.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes it's even better when it's hot...Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Bloody Murder: http://bloodymurderpodcast.com/Sources:https://mumbaimirror.indiatimes.com/news/india/woman-doles-out-pee-tea-punishment-to-in-laws/articleshow/46801159.cmshttps://www.india.com/news/india/shocking-woman-urinating-in-her-in-laws-tea-caught-red-handed-339644/https://www.india.com/news/india/shocking-woman-urinating-in-her-in-laws-tea-caught-red-handed-339644/https://www.oneidadispatch.com/news/jail-term-ordered-for-sherrill-woman-who-urinated-in-coffee-pot/article_4e9dae8d-3861-519a-90f0-e03f6e72e5e4.htmlhttps://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/326830 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For most people the smell of pizza is heaven... for one man it's hell.Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:The Trail Went Cold- http://trailwentcold.com/Sources:https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43070183#:~:text=A%20German%20lawyer%20is%20cheesed,and%20sushi%2C%20German%20media%20report.https://www.brusselstimes.com/news/belgium-all-news/114806/belgian-man-has-been-receiving-pizzas-he-never-ordered-for-years/https://nypost.com/2020/06/08/man-tormented-for-decade-by-mystery-pizzas-he-never-ordered/https://www.vice.com/en_in/article/akzvme/mystery-pizza-deliveries-belgium Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A good samaritan out for a moonlit stroll decides to clean up out front of a family's home... with his tongue.Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Mugshot- https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/mugshot/id1418761216Sources:https://heavy.com/news/2019/01/roberto-daniel-arroyo/https://nypost.com/2019/01/08/man-caught-on-security-camera-licking-familys-doorbell/https://www.thecalifornian.com/story/news/2019/01/08/salinas-doorbell-camera-catches-man-licking-homes-intercom/2517141002/https://abc7news.com/doorbell-licking-licker-prowler-caught-on-camera/5142033/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A stranger enters a wedding uninvited and leaves with more than just a full belly.Holla atcha boy:Email: [email protected]: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Minds of Madness- https://mindsofmadnesspodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A man goes on a strange bender that gets him banned from 3 cities and 4 townships. Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Facebook: Leroy Luna Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Recommended Listening: True Crime Horror Story: https://www.truecrimehorrorstory.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bread, buns and cookies are being poked, pinched and prodded in several local grocery stores! who could possibly be responsible for such dastardly deeds? Holla atcha boy: Email: [email protected] Facebook: Leroy Luna Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Recommended Listening: True Crime Island- https://www.truecrimeisland.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices