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EnterpriseSplaining

EnterpriseSplaining

Jamie, Maria, Bill

99 episodesENExplicit

Show overview

EnterpriseSplaining has been publishing since 2024, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 99 episodes, alongside 2 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 130 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence, with the show now in its 2nd season.

Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 54 min and 1h 40m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language TV & Film show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 4 days ago, with 31 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Jamie, Maria, Bill.

Episodes
99
Running
2024–2026 · 2y
Median length
1h 23m
Cadence
Fortnightly

From the publisher

EnterpriseSplaining - The podcast where we try to explain Star Trek: Enterprise to each other! We are bewildered by this show. We have questions - so many questions! Join Jamie, Bill, and Maria as they attempt to make sense of this 22-year-old show that represents one of the strangest chapters of Star Trek history. Haven’t watched or don’t want to watch the show? No problem! At EnterpriseSplaining, we’ll do that work for you! Every week, one of us will watch an episode and explain it to the others - or try to. No Star Trek knowledge is necessary, although it might help? Who knows. This show is weird. Listen along as we try to uncover exactly what this show was trying to accomplish and what it ended up doing. Will this podcast be useful? Probably not! Will it change the world? UNLIKELY! Will they solve all of humanity’s problems through this exercise? ALMOST DEFINITELY NO. But we’ll have fun doing it and that’s really the point. Follow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social] Follow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplaining [https://www.instagram.com/enterprisesplaining/] Like us on Facebook: [https://www.facebook.com/EnterpriseSplaining] Send us an email: [email protected] Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media [https://particulatemedia.com]

Latest Episodes

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Second Contact: Free Shipping with Xindi Prime!

Aug 20, 20261h 11m

Free Shipping with Xindi Prime! (feat. Dr. Raychelle Burks)

Aug 13, 20261h 51m

Second Contact: Hoshi and the Beast!

Aug 6, 202642 min

Away Mission to Section 31

Jul 30, 20261h 30m

Hoshi and the Beast!

Jul 23, 20261h 15m

Second Contact: iVombie!

Jul 16, 202633 min

iVombie!

Jul 9, 20261h 54m

Second Contact: Commotion at the Lady Stall! (feat. Jim Tigwell)

Jul 2, 20261h 11m

Commotion at the Lady Stall! (feat. Jim Tigwell)

Jun 25, 20262h 6m

Second Contact: People Say We Monkey Around! (feat. Stephen Granade)

Jun 18, 202653 min

People Say We Monkey Around! (feat. Stephen Granade)

Jun 11, 20261h 24m

Second Contact: Spaceballs: The Star Trek Episode!

Jun 4, 202653 min

Spaceballs: The Star Trek Episode!

May 28, 20261h 31m

Second Contact: So Long, Suliban!

May 21, 20261h 6m

So Long, Suliban!

May 14, 20261h 47m

Computer! End Season Two!

Apr 16, 20261h 37m

S2 Ep 53Second Contact: Space Bermuda Triangle!

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This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting the Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 26 “The Expanse,” now that Maria and Jamie have watched it and have a lot of thoughts on the 9/11 allusions that were a huge part of this episode.We also discuss this lovely print by artist Amir Abou-Roumié, which Maria had on her wall for years without realizing it contained a spoiler for this episode.A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “Space Bermuda Triangle!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week.We now have merch! Show your love for EnterpriseSplaining and the cutest beagle ever with a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt!EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.The show is produced by K.O. Myers at Particulate MediaFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplainFollow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplainingLike us on Facebook: EnterpriseSplainingSend us an email: [email protected]

Apr 9, 202657 min

S2 Ep 52Space Bermuda Triangle!

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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 26 “The Expanse,” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. It’s the end of the second season of Enterprise and it’s a disaster! On Earth, we mean! A mysterious new race attacks the earth, and it’s up to the NX-01 crew to head into Space Bermuda Triangle (or Spermuda, if you will) to exact revenge in the name of great justice! Meanwhile T’pol considers if risking being turned inside-out is worse than going back to her Vulcan fiance, Trip gets the bloodlust, and Duras has a very, very bad day.Rikermendations:Jamie: Rehash podcast Maria: Thursday Murder Club booksBill: Marrying Mister Darcy card gameWe now have merch! Show your love for EnterpriseSplaining and the cutest beagle ever with a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt!EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.The show is produced by K.O. Myers at Particulate MediaFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplainFollow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplainingLike us on Facebook: EnterpriseSplainingSend us an email: [email protected]

Apr 2, 20261h 6m

S2 Ep 51Second Contact: What Happens in Decon Stays in Decon! (feat. Jarrah from Women at Warp)

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This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 25 “Bounty,” now that Maria and Bill have watched it. Plus, our guest from last week, Jarrah from the Women at Warp podcast, is back with us to talk about this episode, which seems to consist mostly of T’Pol writhing around on the ground and walls. We also discuss in depth every baffling part of this screencap of Trip’s bookshelf.A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “What Happens in Decon Stays in Decon!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week.We now have merch! Show your love for EnterpriseSplaining and the cutest beagle ever with a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt!EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.The show is produced by K.O. Myers at Particulate MediaFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplainFollow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplainingLike us on Facebook: EnterpriseSplainingSend us an email: [email protected]

Mar 26, 20261h 0m

S2 Ep 50What Happens in Decon Stays in Decon! (feat. Jarrah from Women at Warp)

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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 25 “Bounty,” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. Jarrah from Women at Warp is back with us this week to discuss this episode that involves T'Pol going through pon farr, which for some reason mostly seems to involve rubbing her body on every wall. Also, perpetual damsel-in-distress Archer is kidnapped again, which may seem familiar since it happens in every third episode of Enterprise (seriously -- we checked!). Mentioned: The Women at Warp episode that inspired our “Where is HR?” segment is called “Labor Standards in Star Trek”RikermendationsJarrah: Heated RivalryMaria: RoofmanBill: Cult of the LambJamie: PersimmonsWe now have merch! Show your love for EnterpriseSplaining and the cutest beagle ever with a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt!EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.The show is produced by K.O. Myers at Particulate MediaFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplainFollow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplainingLike us on Facebook: EnterpriseSplainingSend us an email: [email protected]

Mar 19, 20262h 5m
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